Hi! Um...I have no clue what to say in this. Um...I LOVE Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn, Vampire Diaries, Vampire Kisses, and, uh, any vampire book out there in the universe. So, yeah, please check out my stories. I try to update as often as I can but I also have school to worry about and I may not get a chance to do it as often and I, or you if you like my stories, may like. Please review and help me become a better writer.

I, um, well I'm a girl, case you didn't know that. I love sports, especially football and soccer. I'm a total tomboy and all my friends say I was born part monkey (they also say that I'm missing part of my brain, but we all know someone can't live with half a brain.) Um, Most of my stories are for Vampire Diaries as I'm sure you can tell. I have a lot of ideas but I've been busy with school and such so I haven't been able to put them on. Hmmm...well, um, yeah, so uh, how bout them Gators? Oh, I forgot to mention, I love the Gators, and they won against Seminoles so I'm especially happy about that. Yeah, uh, I love wolves but don't think that just because of that I'm team Jacob, all you Twilight fans. I'm team Edward all the way! Sorry for the random out burst but Edward's awsome! Damon's awsome too! Both of they are really awsome! Everyone agree? Good. Hmmm...again I'm pulling up a blank as to what to say. Deer meat's awsome too! It taste awsome! (I'm a very random person) So uh, I got to go. School and all that, I wrote all this in the morning before school, I'm so cool aren't I? OH and I loved the Twilight movie, though there was a few parts I didn't like too much it was over all awsome. Notice what one of my favorite words is? I don't think I need to tell you. And I am also a country chic and believe me when I say it has been really hard to write all this without using the word ain't. I use it a lot. It's another one of favorite words. As well as Grrrr. I know that's not a word but still it's awsome. I say it a lot. Okay, well I'm gone.

One more thing. I am also a proud Babtist and support my religion head-on. However, I do not judge. I leave that up to the man upstairs.

PEACE OUT!!

Hey! Been awhile! figured I would write something on here, maybe give someone a laugh. I may do this sometimes, ya know, just write what I'm doing and what's been going on on here, might make someone laugh. So yeah, my profile is my my -not-so-personal journal. I've been feeling like I needed one of those but I hate writing. Well not really but ya know, when you get on a role, you keep writing and writing and eventually, you get hand-cramps. Hate those. Alot! Anyways, back to what I was saying. Well what was I saying? I'm not sure. I'm just that random. I'll start rambling on about something and then I be like 'what was I talking about again?' so yeah, hope you don't hate me for that. I think I'll start dating these. One sec'. goes and checks the date sorry, I never know what day it is, I always have to ask. So it is...March 12, 2009! WOO WOO GO MARCH! Don't ask me why though. Maybe cause it has St. Patricks day or something. I never got St. Patricks day. We never celebrate really. Just wear green and look for four-leaf clovers. Then if you don't wear green you get pinched. I have to admit, I like that part. I'm just mean. I was a mean little devil 'til about...hmmm probably about fifth...no I was still evil...sixth? yeah sixth or seventh grade. You'd think I wouldn't have that many friends, what with me being so mean and all, but actually I have a good bit of friends. They love me and I love them. But not in the wierd way ya' know. Like a brother sister or sister sister way. Cause ya know, I'm a girl so I'm a sister. :) Not trying to say ya'l l are stupid though. You got that much from the first thingie. Entry whatever. Yeah, well my friend read all my stuff on my profile one day and she told me the next day she cracked up on her computer so yeah, maybe I can do that for ya'll. Brighten up your day and such. Though I would consider myself a pessimist though. That how you spell it? Sorry if any big words (or little words :) are misspelled. I have a spelling problem sometimes. Course I might also be a typo, ya never know. Oh and if you can't tell from all the 'ya'll's an 'ya knows' I'm a little country. Well maybe not a little, I'm actually quite a good bit of a country chick, but yeah well, I'm proud of that fact so whatever. Think what you will. Just be glad I don't type 'ain't' I use that word ALOT! even though ain't ain't a word. Haha get it? Yeah I know, lame. But still you're laughing at the fact that I know it's lame yet I still put it on here. I don't care if I'm lame, I'm a dork, so what? I'm the coolest dork you'll ever meet. Well not technically meet but you get what I mean. Yeah I got that saying off a bumper sticker on myspace, got a problem with it? So I get sayings off of myspace, I told you I was a dork already it's not like I'm in denial or anything. I'm fourteen minutes over my bedtime right about now. Granny (or as I call her Garney) is asleep so I'm not gettin hollared at. YAY! :) Uh, hope my mom doesn't read this. Yes my mom has a fanfiction account, no she does not write stories. She just reads them. Some of mine, though not all. My Aunt's has though. She's awesome. I was named after her, well my first name was. And no, I won't tell you my name. I don't like stalker people and there's just no knowing these days. :) I know, totally dorkish, and paranoid. Not that my name would get you far. I don't put my real name on the Internet at all. My yahoo and myspace doesn't use my real name so haha stalkers you can't get me! haha he he I feel like a lechprechaun. I spelled that wrong didn't I? Whatever, I don't feel like looking up how to spell it and no I won't do it later and change this. This is the March 12 entry and I won't change anything about it, ever again. So yeah, think how funny it'll be when I'm twenty four and I get on here and read these and I'll be like, 'Man I was such a dork!' bet I'll laugh. Any takers on that bet? May be awhile for me can see who wins though. :) So yeah, ninteen minutes now. Sorrys mom but I have to entertain peoples! I'm an entertainer! I'm the class clown! well not really, I guess you'd call me a teacher's pet less you knew me. I get like all A's but whatever, they're just grades. I'm not bragging. Though I tend to do that sometimes without meaning too. Also I have a short temper and I'm spoiled. Rotten. OH and if I say something mean to you on here, trust me, I'll regret after like five minutes. I usually do but you see, I'm a taurus and well, taurus's (or is in tauri?) are VERY hard-headed and well, that's me! Exactly right! Even if I know I'm wrong I'll still stick with whatever I said, well unless I don't want to deal with the drama. I hate drama with a passion. I want to drown drama. I want to strangle whoever started the drama. They ruined the world. Bet you'll never hear another girl say that. Well you probably will. Don't blame me! I'm just trying to make meanless conversation with someone who won't even talk back to me. I mean, I'm talking through a computer! People probably won't even read this! Which is funny cause I mean, I'm writing this and if you're reading this, and you read 'people probably won't even read this' you'll be like 'well why'd you put it on here if you didn't want it read' I don't really care if you read this. So yeah, Garney just woke up. She's telling me to go to bed. I asked for thirty more minutes. She accepted. Of course. I'm her little princess. But I love her soooooooooooooo much. I love mom and dad and my two older brothers too soooooooooooooo much. Notice a pattern with me? Bet you haven't. Well I tell you the pattern. I don't usual follow directions as soon as they are given. Told you, hard-headed. So yeah, think I'm going to get off now. Love you guys, in the non-wierd way. Hope you'll read my stories! So yeah, until later! Whoa I just looked at this entry, it's SUPER long! Anyways, NOW I say talk to you later! Laters oh and huggers! :)

~Only if you wish it~

Hey, it's been awhile. well sorta. It's March 20 2009, to my future self. :) Yeah, so I noticed that a lot of people have done this on their profiles so I'm gonna do it too.

Favorite books

Evernight, Stargazer (Lucas, of course)

Marked, Betrayed, Chosen, Untamed, Hunted (Stark is mine people)

Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Breaking Dawn (Team Jasper here)

Gone, Hunger (DrakeDrakeDrake!!)

All the Vampire Diary books. (THEY ROCK!! oh and Damon is MINE!!)

Eragon, Eldest, Brisingr (Gotta love Murtagh)

Wicked Lovely

New Kid (Will)

The Maximum Ride Series (sigh Fang...)

Vampire Academy (Oh man, Christian and Demetri)

Mortal Instruments Series (JACE! I'VE NEVER LOVED GOLD THIS MUCH)

Hush, Hush (Patch Woo!)

Favorite Music Artists

Evanescence

Nickelback

Hinder

Kenny Chesney

Tim Mcgraw

Brad Paisley

Flyleaf

Trapt

Kerli

And well, others. My taste is so random

Favorite Animals :) (just wanted to put something else :)

wolves (Yeesssss)

dogs

crows (never know, they may really be black-hair, black-eyed vampires :)

eagles

cats are cool too I guess

Television Shows

Vampire Diaries (of course, people!)

George Lopez (love the GL people)

Home Improvement (I watch it with my dad, it's our show)

The Andy Griffen Show (new fan, but still pretty cool)

Spongebob Squarepants (I can quote him)

Naruto (also Naruto Shippuden) Gaara!

Inuyasha (Sesshomaru's my fav, personally)

Bleach (Grimmjow and yes, I know he's evil. No, I don't care. He's still awesome.)

So yeah, that's all about me for know, but I may think of other stuff. OH and one IMPORTANT piece of information that got me killed for leaving it out a few days ago. My best friend, Amber, was mad that I left her out. I love her too, like the sister I never had. So yeah, hear me Amber? I LOVES YAS GIRL!! So yeah, sorry for not having that many funny stuff, just thought I, like ya know, write on here a little, case ya'll wanted to know what I liked and stuff. Who am I kidding, if you care about this stuff, you're either wierd or a stalker. No offense to the normal people who care about this. :) So yeah, awkward, (that how you spell it?) so anyways, guess I'm gone for now. Talk to ya'lls laters.

~Only if you wish it~

Hello my amigos! It is April 8th, future-self, just ta let ya know. It's been awhile, figured I'd write something.

Alright, the real reason I am writing on this is because I am very happy. Why am I happy, you may ask well let me tell you. I have 31 reviews on a single story, that's why. I LOVE reviews, they make me happy. Not that I write for reviews. I made a promise to myself before I wrote my first fanfiction, saying that even if I only got one review on the whole story, if ONE person likes it, I will not discontinue it. I hate those stories that get discontinued. I do not, however, hate the people who discontinued them, don't get me wrong. It's just that, I have gotten into a LOT of awesome stories and the writers never finished them. They were like, 'I discontinue this'. I get WAY bummed out when that happens and therefore, I promised to myself to never bum out even ONE person. So yeah, want me to continue something, review. Just one review can be the difference. (Though, typically, the story with the MOST reviews gets updated quicker, fact of life here) However, if I get NO reviews, I'm gonna delete the story, that's just a fact about me. Or if I lose interest in the story though that doesn't happen very often. It happened once, when I started a Twilight fanfic, but my heart wasn't in it, so I deleted it. There's no point in writing a story if your heart isn't in it. I've taken that to heart as to say that I only start new stories if the idea stays in my head for a long time and just REFUSES to go away. Aren't you VD lovers happy I am completely in love with Damon? Therefore, I get more ideas and therefore more stories. Yay it's the circle of life! Haha, sorry still alittle giddy. I can't believe all you people like my story to review, 31 times! I just can't! I'm so happy! So yeah, now you know how to make me happy. What are you're interest? Like to go on long walks on the beach? Me neither, you get sunburnt, like I am right now. Sunburn's suck! Really they do. I got seasick and I had to be put on the beach and my dad and Aunt and other Aunt and Uncle AND brother all forgot to remind me and my cousins to get sunscreen so we all got burnt. Though my brothers got this camaflauge thing going on which is pretty funny cause we have NO idea how it happened. So yeah, after about an hour, we got bored and started smaching the wierd coral stuff that washed up on the beach with sticks. Then I buried my cuz and my other cuz opened a bad coconut. Trust me, you do NOT want to smell a bad coconut. It smells kinda ashy. Guess those things cook themselves huh? Okay, back to my stories. Sorry but I get off track and I kinda want to say this. I just remembered what I was going to s- Wait. I lost it again. Dang it! It takes too long to type! By the time I get half the sentence typed I forget what I was saying. Sorry, I have a major memory problem. Can't remember what I said to my best friend the first day I met her like she does, and I can't remember what I was just about to say. See, short-term memory loss and autimers, forget issues I just have PROBLEMS! :) I read that on a bumper sticker on Myspace. For some reason, everytime I write 'know' I want to put no. Oh no! I have texteritis! My teacher says most teenagers get that! I don't even have a phone! I don't even write in text! What is happening to me?

Alright, well I had a really funny something I was going to say but, and no I didn't forget it (this time), it's just that it (might) would let some of you know the generaly area in which I live so, I can't tell you. Sorry to all you normal people, but there are stalkers out there. I am aware of this fact. So yeah, I'm not gonna risk it. (HERE ME STALKER! YOU AIN'T GETTIN' MEH!) Where were we? Oh, I was just about to go. And I might write more tonight so I'm gonna put the time. 11:56. Then again, I may not write more and then these last two sentences would be pointless, anyways. Sorrys this ain't so funny. I'm not into funny tonite. I'm into happy because of the 31 reviews! YAY REVIEWS! :) Talk to whoevers laters.

~Only if you wish it~

P.S. If you read my stupid crazy idiotic entries them you are 'whoevers'. Just incase you didn't get that. Some people just don't have a chance and do not understnad a THING that goes through my mind. If only they heard EVERYTHING that went through my head. They'd put them in a padded cell. Yes, my brain is crazy. Yes, I am proud of this. I would break a mind reading machine if someone came up with that and then tried to read my mind. No, half the things I say usually DON'T go through my head. They come out my lips. The things in my head usually never get revealed. NO ONE KNOWS ME! evil laughter Muahaha!

Anyways, talk to whoevers laterlike. grins

NOW ~Only if you wish it~

Okay it is July 3, 09.

It has been a LONG time, eh? Sorry, I took up saying that, no clue why. Anyways, super sorry I haven't updated or anything, been swamped with things to do, just had a wedding for my bro, like two weeks ago, or something like that. We're outta school though and EVERYONE knows who good THAT is. I've already successfully switched my internal clock to noctural, well for the most part. ANYWHO, I will try to start updating again, I know you guys hate me right now, but please bear with me a little and don't leave. I swear I'm not dead or anything and I didn't discontinue all my stories. Just been stressful. Actually, still is. We're remodeling my room so, again, updates may be slower but as soon as everything gets back to a more normal schedule, I'll start updaing sooner.

So, I gots a million dollar question for ya. (Not really, I'm not paying you a million dollars but feel free to pay ME a million dollars, I'm just saying.) Okay, really I don't have a question, I just wanted to say that. Want to know something though? Jalopeno peppers smell VERY strongly when you fry them in a pan. They make it practically impossible to breathe if you're in the same room. Well, not necessarily, I should say, if you're not USED to them then you will find it hard to breathe. You know, I was thinking, know what's an odd word? Comuopates. Oops, I looked it up. It's actually, comeuppance. meaning deserved rebuke or penalty. See? we learn something every day. That's still a weird word. Comeuppance. It makes me think of puppets not penalties. It's like, "hey comeuppance!" or "Hey, come up and see the puppets!" Or maybe "Come up, pants!" Tell me you don't think that too. I dare you. Haha, I put that in your head now, so everytime you here comeuppance you'll think of puppets, or pants. So, all you lawyers and legalality people, you will think of puppets from now on, muahhahaha! As for you other people, well it's not like it's a common word, unless you know you have a crazy friend like me who just likes to say crazy words, so, sadly, you won't be able to think of puppets very often. Or, ya know, you could spread the word, comeuppance, to everyone you know! Then, everyone will use the word and it'll be awesome! Yeah, I really did think this, I swear, I didn't come up with it just for your enjoyment. This is my journal, I only put SOME of my thoughts on there. Now, I would like all of you to imagine for a minute, if comeuppance is ONE of my thoughts, imagine if you will, what my OTHER thoughts lead too. It's crazy but at the say time, hilariously fun/funny. Ain't I just the darndest thing? Yeah I know, I don't like to brag but yeah...awkward silence Awe Come on! At least let there be a cricket. mumbles fine...awkward silence broken only by the sound of a crickett grins I hate awkward silences and if I could make a real cricket sound, I'd SOOOOOO do that everytime I was in one. I'm not good with talking cause, well, I have a problem talking, believe it or not. Of course, I HATE (with a strong strong passion) talking on the phone to almost everyone except for a few people. Well, let me rephrase that, I HATE talking on the phone to someone to just talk. If they have a reason for calling, okay. Ask whatever and then leave me be, but to just call to call, UGH I hate that! It's so...annoying cause I'm trying to read or write or do SOMETHING and I have this person breathing in their phone, not saying anything, and the phone is limiting the things I can do since I have to hold it, so the whole time I'm like thinking, get on with it, come on, but yeah, that's a pet peeve of mine. Might have mentioned that before, might have not, I have no clue, I'm simply writing what I'm thinking at the time, snot like ya'll got something against repeats, right? Didn't think so. :) Oh man, guess what? Snot! Nonono, not real snot, sickos, but I have a hilarious funny story including snot, again not real snot, just the word. So, anyway, mom painted my nails like, a neon green and it looked like snot. Mom: "That's an ugly color." Me: "Yeah, I guess I should stop picking my nose or they'll never get unstained huh?" Or something like that. insert me wiggling my fingers in moms face and her saying "That's disgusting!" But yeah, there's my story, hilarious ain't it? Or is it simply hilarious cause I think it's hilarious? I don't care if you laugh at me for thinking that was funny, I was in a good mood that day. Not so much today. I don't feel good. Haven't all day. It's sucks. I'm dealing with it, though, cause I was hoping you guys cared about me and wanted to know what was up so I figured I'd inform you all on the sitchiation. (and yes, I am aware I misspelled that, it was purposful=full of purpose. well not FULL of purpose but I DID it on purpose so-whatever, forget my confusing mind) Anyways, I think I'm gonna go for now, so I talk to you chillans some other day.

~Only If You Wish It~

August 3, 2009

Ello, my cheery chums! How are ya? Me, well I just painted my room and got new carpet. It's so awesome. :) Want to hear a story? Of course you don't! So instead, I'll type you one and you know that even though you don't want to, you'll be forced to read it. You just won't be able to help yourself. Because... bet you're wondering, why, huh? Well the answers simple, really. It's cause I hynotised all of you! Muahahaha! Do you love me? Are you playing you love games with me? Bet you're wondering where I got THAT, huh? Well, I got it from Ol' Greg. Never heard of him? Check him out on Youtube, he's hilarious. Warning though, it's kinda...well I don't really know HOW to describe Ol' greg, but well, not for little children, like 12 and below. Yeah we'll go with that number, since I don't exactly how wild you guys'es schools are. Mine? well, you could get shanked by pre-kers, that's all I'm saying. Don't know what shanked means? Than, well, figure it out. :) See I'm so nice! Wait, I was going somewhere with this. . .

. . . . . OH yeah! A story! Right, right, sorry I got side-tracked. ANYWHO, so, my Aunt was telling me "Karen told me, 'Lisa, get off the side of the boat! You'll fall in, you're not a cat!'" And I was like, "well you may not be part cat" this is when I get on the side of the boat, walking on it, "But I aahhhhhh" SPOSH, I fell in. So, well, this is how I got the name, catfish. Wondering how? Well dad said "You're right, you ain't part cat, you're part fish!" "She's a catfish!" That was my Aunt Lisa. "Well, I know one thing, I ain't part bird." Me! :) "Bird?" "Yeah, cause I was flapping, but I wasn't getting any higher." que laughter :) What'd ja think of my story? Funny, eh? Eh, isn't 'eh' such a funny word? Eh. Eh. Eh. Sounds weird. Whatever, I've taken to saying that lately. Don't ask why, because well...I don't know why. I don't know why I do a lot of things. Like for instance, why I poured my tea in a bottle, spilling it all over the floor in the process, when I could have just poured it in a glass. shruggs See, I don't know why I did that either. But I did. And know what? I'm dang proud I did! Have no clue why I'm proud either. I just am. GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT! Didn't think so. :) See the grin? Yeah I don't just put it there for a reason, it's there to let you know that I'm grinning right now. :) This :D means I'm grinning REALLY BIGLY!! and this :P means...well I don't stick my tongue out when I type that, so I don't really know WHAT that means, but I put it anyway. I'm sure you don't have a problem with it. If you do, take it up with my consultant.

(consultant, answering phone) Only if you wish it's problem hotline, please hold. switches line Only if you wish it's problem line, please hold. switches line again Only if you wish it's problem hold, please hold. switches line AGAIN Onl- Oh hey Dalton, what's up? Bowling? Tonight, sure, why not. Better invite Amber though, don't want it to be AWKWARD for you. (haha, I know Amber's finding this hilarious) sorry guys, little inside joke there, don't worry though, it's not that funny anyhow, I just have a funny sense of humor

SO, from my consultant's excessive switching of lines, I guess a lot of you have problems with me. Well, GUESS WHAT!? I'VE GOT PROBLEMS! No, not with ya'll, bet that's what you were thinking. No, I just have problems. As in, not normal, though really, what IS normality? I mean, I've been contimplating that a lot lately, so anybody KNOW for SURE what normailty is? I'm sure, whatever it is, that I'm far from it, so why hide my specialnessness from you? Why indeed!? Indeed, haha, that word makes me laugh. I have no clue why. Some words are just funny to me. Like...maranara, or however you spell in. The red pizza sause. The sause you dip cheese-sticks into; that word's a funny word. Specially when mom says it, her accent really come through with that word. :) note the smilie again. This is fun, this journal thing. I wonder how many people read this? I wonder how many people even find it funny? I've heard from my friend that she reads it whenever she's in a bad mood cause it makes her laugh and then she's in a good mood again. So I GUESS it's funny, but I don't really know. I usually hide my bio when I go to check my stories. It's a very long profile. Very long. Don't cha think? What was I talking about again, you know a long time about before all this talk about profiles got on here? I forgot. I have a problem with that, and lately it's been happening even more often. I blame Amber, she's not a very good...uh...what was it called again? I forgot. It's those people who tell other people they're crazy. Nope, drawling a blank here, which is about as good as my drawlings get, trust me. I canNOT drawl. At all. Wait, I just noticed that I'm spelling that completely wrong but I'm much to lazy to go back and change it. See, my mouse if about a foot from my hand and it's just so HARD to move my hand that FAR, get it? Of course you do! :) Haha, whatever, you guys are gonna think I'm crazy or something. Wouldn't want you thinking THAT now would we? :)

Annnyyyyywwwayyyysss, talk to you guys laters! (I do not mean to confuse all of you with guys, guys is a general term where I am from. Girls can also be referred to as guys, not that we confused you with guys or you look/sound/and or smell like a guy. Trust me, no insult is intended. :)

~Only If You Wish It~

FRIENDS VERSUS BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Go right ahead and make your family dinner

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Sir.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DARN! We messed up!"

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: Look at you strange when you say something completely random

BEST FRIENDS: Continue the conversation like you said nothing strange at all.

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will prank call him saying, "You have 24 hours to live".

FRIENDS: Help you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keep on walking saying, "Walk much?"

FRIENDS: Give you their umbrella in the rain

BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be one of the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.

If you are in lala land most of the time copy this onto your profile.

If you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever done homework, were reading a story on fanfiction, were writing a story for fanfiction, were talking to a friend, or were watching TV at the same time, copy and paste this into your profile

If you randomly check your email every five minutes while on the computer, copy this into your profile.

Girls are like apples

on trees. The best ones

are at the top of the tree.

The boys don't want to reach

for the good ones because they

are afraid of falling and getting hurt.

Instead, they just get the rotten apples

from the ground that aren't as good,

but easy. So the apples at the top think

something is wrong with them, when in

reality, they're amazing. They just

have to wait for the right boy to

come along, the one who's

brave enough to

climb all

the way

to the top

of the tree

all girls copy and paste this to your page

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could startat any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.
It's likely she can also think

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.

"To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target."

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit! (OMC! Carlisle!)

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

I had a friend once. Then the rope broke and she got away.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

When you get caught looking at him, just remember he was looking back.

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfiel

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that it's weird. If you agree but you've done this, too, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you kinda think mosquitoes are a little bit cooler now because they suck blood (which makes them kinda like a vampire) copy this into your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you think Fred should just let Barney have the darn Coco Pebbles and stop chasing him, then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, copy this into your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

What I really need is minions...

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

A person who smiles in crisis has found someone to blame.

7/5 of all people do not understand fractions.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

It's not MY fault I never learned to accept responsibility!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Don't worry too much about what people think, because they seldom do.

Solutions are NOT the answer.

Someone who thinks logically provides a nice contrast to the real world.

If at first you don't succeed, redefine success.

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? (Or if a vampire really sucks for that matter?)

Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back.

Change is good, but dollars are better.

Anything is possible if you don't know what you're talking about.

I know you think you understand what I said, but what you heard was not what I meant.

If this saying did not exist, somebody would have invented it.

Why get even when you can get odd?

What goes around usually gets dizzy and falls over.

Why is it called "after dark" when it's really "after light"?

The day without the sun, is like, you know, night.

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you.

Any system that depends on human reliability is unreliable.

It was all so different before everything changed.

If time is on your side, what's on the other?

How is it that "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

Those of you who think you know everything are very annoying to those of us who actually do.

Gravity always gets me down.

I'm lost. I've gone to look for myself. If I should return before I get back, please ask me to wait for me to return.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take the chance?

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin? Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? "What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" Can fat people go skinny-dipping? If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose? Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak? So what's the speed of dark? A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a Train stops On my desk, I have a work station... If quitters never win and winners never quit- what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? Should women put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting OUT of the water? Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food? If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in? Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse? Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? Why is round pizza in a square box? Why do people say that they slept like a baby when babies sleep for only two hours? What disease did cured ham actually have? How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing? If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice? Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV? Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him? Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat? If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window? If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When you eat you have to chew and swallow... does inhailing count?

The Crazy Chain

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen or Jasper Hale is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when someone tries to steal Twilight or New Moon and you smack them over the head with it when you get it back. Crazy is when you memorize almost the whole book of Twilight or New Moon or Eclipse and can start rattling it off at any moment. Crazy is when your crazy friend is obsessed with twilight, and even though you know what you are getting yourself into you let her brainwash you anyway!!Crazy is when you are your own radio when you are bored and you get annoyied when the same song keeps playing!! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd with no life
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them al

I'm a BRUNETTE, so I MUST hate all blondes

I'm PUNK, so I MUST smoke pot

I'm MOODY, so I MUST be depressed and cut my wrists
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I HAVE A CRUSH, so I MUST write his name all over my stuff and want to marry him someday
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I'm LOYAL, so I MUST be easy to walk all over

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be hideous, rude, and/or incapable of getting a boyfriend

I READ A LOT, so I MUST spend most of my time alone
I HAVE A GOOD VOCABULARY, so I MUST be some kind of genius
I HELP PEOPLE, so I MUST be a pushover

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be obnoxious and annoying

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I STAND UP FOR MYSELF, so I MUST be unreasonable and pushy
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve

I trip up stairs, run into poles, and can't spell have the time, so I MUST be stupid.

Sterotypes are false, unecessary, and stupid.If you believe this, post this on your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people who came up with sterotypes, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Owl of the Night, WhatWouldRonandHermioneDo, American Dreamer Girl, Crystalized Chaos, Silver Chaos-Light, Nekoearlover, Randompanda940, Emmett's evil vampire bunnies, Pentacle Witch 13, XxXSilverShadowXxX, Only if you wish it,

If you would take a bullet for your best friend, put this in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. (of course I have a myspace too :)

Quotes

"If I make no sense, and what I say makes no sense, then that makes total sense." -Nathanael Huddleson

"I have way too much free time, but I'm too busy to use it." -Author Unknown

"If a person asks you where you are going tell them 'follow me, and you'll know when we get there.'" -Unknown

"Running in place gets you nowhere fast." -Nathanael Huddleson

"Today is tomorrow from yesterday's perspective." -Stephanie Huddleson

"Some people suffer from insanity, others just enjoy it." -Unknown

“Strange is our Situation Here Upon Earth.” -Albert Einstein

"I don't really look at myself as the kind of person who craves attention, but I've never been to therapy so there's probably a lot of stuff about myself that I don't know." - Weird Al

"I don't ask why patients lie, I just assume they all do."-House

"Patients sometimes get better. You have no idea why, but unless you give a reason they won't pay you. Anybody notice if there's a full moon? ... let's rule out the lunar god and go from there." - House

"Idiopathic, from the Latin meaning we're idiots cause we can't figure out what's causing it."- House

"You want to make things right? Too bad. Nothing's ever right." -House

You know you live in 2009 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace.
4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
7.As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
8. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
9. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
10. You were too busy to notice that number five was missing.
11. You just scrolled up to check if there was a number five.
12. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
13. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did.

I thougt this was really sweet!

If i dont call you
Its because i'm waiting for you to call me

When i walk away from you mad
Follow me

When i stare at your mouth
Kiss me

When i push you or hit you
Grab me and dont let go

When i start cussing at you
Kiss me and tell me you love me

When im quiet
Ask me whats wrong

When i ignore you
Give me your attention

When i pull away
Pull me back

When you see me at my worst
Tell me i'm beautiful

When you see me start crying
Hold me and tell me everything will be alright

When you see me walking
Sneak up and hug my waist from behind

When i'm scared
Protect me

When i lay my head on your shoulder
Tilt my head up and kiss me

When i grab at your hands
Hold mine and play with my fingers

When i tease you
Tease me back and make me laugh

When i dont answer for a long time
reassure me that everything is okay

When i look at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When i say that i like you
I really do more than you could understand

When i bump into you
bump into me back and make me laugh

When i tell you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When i look at you in your eyes
dont look away until i do

When i miss you
i'm hurting inside

When you break my heart
the pain never really goes away

When i say its over
i still want you to be mine

LADIES don't start fights,we FINISH them.

"Do you remember when Pluto was a planet, yeah, those were the days."

Who doesn't love comebacks that make the other person sound stupid?

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead.
Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow.
Do not walk beside me, either.
Just leave me the heck alone.

This is funny!

Man "Haven't we met before?"
Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man "Is this seat empty?"
Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man "Your place or mine?"
Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman "It's in the phone book."

Man "But I don't know your name."
Woman "That's in the phone book too."

Man "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman "I'm a female impersonator."

Man "What sign were you born under?"
Woman "No Parking."

Man "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"
Woman "Do not Enter"

Man "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"
Woman "Unfertilized"

Man "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"
Woman "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man "I'm here to fulfill your every sexual fantasy."
Woman "You mean you've got both a donkey and a Great Dane?"

Man "I know how to please a woman."
Woman "Then please leave me alone."

Man "I want to give myself to you."
Woman "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man "I can tell that you want me."
Woman "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you to leave."

Man "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy
Woman "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing."

Man "Hey cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
Woman "Sorry, I don't date outside my species.."

Man "Your body is like a temple."
Woman "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man "I'd go through anything for you."
Woman "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man "I would go to the end of the world for you."
Woman "Yes, but would you stay there?

If you are a serial killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM ME. If you are a cereal killer, GET THE HECK AWAY FROM MY FRUIT LOOPS.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the heck is drinking my dang soda"

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look effin gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

Girls don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't
get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went
home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and
dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to
be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry
for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought
that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was
threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

6 truths of life: PLEASE READ!!

1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.

2. All idiots, after reading the first truth tried it.

3. The first truth is a lie.

4. You're smiling now because you're an idiot.

5. You will soon copy this and show it to another idiot.

6. There's still a stupid smile on your face.

"On the count of 3"
"why 3?"
"That's just the way it works,"
"Why not five?"
"Are you new here?"

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

"Where am I to go, now that I've gone too far?"

"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."

"My friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen,"

"She's the kind of friend I could call in the middle of the night and say I killed somebody and she'd ask 'where you put the body'"

"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."

"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling"

"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity"

"I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident. I hit a bookmark.

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking"

"A classic is something that everybody wants to have read and nobody wants to read."

"A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."

"I can resist everything except temptation."

"Where in the nursery rhyme does say that Humpty Dumpty is an egg?"

"I forgot to remember"

"Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you."

When people say, 'I’m so tired it's not even funny' or 'my head hurts so much it's not even funny', why would it even be funny in the first place?"

"No, I don't have PMS. I just really hate you."

"As I said before I never repeat myself"

"Silence is golden but Duct tape is silver"

"I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me"

"Just a moment... I hear people wanting something... ME!"

Ponder on this...

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...

He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...

He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...

He had no army, yet kings feared Him...

He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...

He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...

He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...

If you believe in the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you ignore Him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...

"If you deny Me before man, I will deny you before My Father in Heaven..."

If it wasn't for God, our week would be Sinday, Mournday, Tearsday, Wasteday, Thirstday, Frightday, and Shatterday.

So believe in GOD!! He made everything possible.

Not Mine!!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you,
But the roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.

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