... WELCOME TO THE WORLD OF INSANE PEOPLE ...

I´m working on a web (it contains all of the things that I have deleted in here cause my profile was just so freak ass long sweatdrop)

I only began to write cause i thought it would be fun and the fact that i wanted to see if it was as hard as people make it out to be... and trust me... i found out that it is hard as hell to keep ones hope up for a story if you wouldn´t get reviews, it is, basically, what keeps me going

Things to listen to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjX87N_R8p8&feature=PlayList&p=9653F935A9935E20&index=1 - it is actually pretty strange to listen to... it is light laughing and i twitched and laughed a lot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3drIozhTS4U&feature=PlayList&p=9653F935A9935E20&index=2 - this is called "Death note - funny farm"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3uxPqNOm4YE&feature=PlayList&p=9653F935A9935E20&index=21 - "L falls"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULwa6TEwjIY&feature=PlayList&p=9653F935A9935E20&index=23 - "Ryuk; crazy shinigami"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJd_rmWAYzY&feature=PlayList&p=D3A89A96D7B96F6F&index=11 - Awesome song with Hatsune Miku

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15Hc2O_4wt0&feature=PlayList&p=253A81C57B829BEB&index=132 - Sasuke laughing like light... really funny

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N6_xsaG_Z_o&feature=PlayList&p=253A81C57B829BEB&index=134 - "Hidan fails at life"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4&feature=PlayList&p=36E9192F3EE60B78&index=23 - Potter puppet pals in "the mysterious ticking noise"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unKb6D_ZM58&feature=PlayList&p=36E9192F3EE60B78&index=35 - "Aidou can help"

Try this game via this link http://www.animecubed.com/billy/?85636imghttp://www.animecubed.com/billy/userimages/sigs/85636.jpg/img/url heh, it´s a ninja game and kinda funny, most of the characters look like someone from naruto, they just have some silly names but really, try it out please XP

I could go with Kakashis way introducing myself... like this: "I´m Shadow-binder (Marie in reality)... I have many things I like and few things I dislike... my dream... well, I have some hobbies..."

Or the boring kind of way:

name: Marie

age: somewere between 15 and 20

gender: female

homeland: Denmark (funny if someone should have seen that before, cuz it is right atop the piccie)

personality:

- kinda quiet in school (all Hinata-like, i don´t say anything, at all).

- home, i yell (mainly at my little brother and stepdad) and i argue with everyone...

- i am lazy (kinda like Shikamaru)...

favorite band: eck... it changes all the time -_-;;

favorite food: RAMENRAMNERAMENRAMEN and candy (lots and lots of candy)

favorite colour: dark colours

A WTF from me: I just saw a author... That author had 238 stories ( http://www.fanfiction.net/u/221523/Candyland ) ... It was crazy I tell ya O_O;; (and kinda like WOW)

my quotes:

- "Ow that fucking hurt." ; to which my little brother usually call me weak and then i do some sico kick on him and he goes all crazy on me

- "Do you want to die?" ; is what i say when people annoy me too much

- "You are a pedophile!" ; To one of my friends who priefly cosplayed as Kakashi while I was Kiba and she was acting like a crazy pedophile

- "Foolish little borther/sister." ; from when I was cosplaying as Itachi, so funny XD

- "Holy Jesus on a bucket." ; sigh i have no idea where it came from

- "Look it´s a car." ; -_-;; Don´t ask please

- "Join the dark side for puppies ... We have bones." ; Yeaps, came from me trying to, and failing, to annoy one of my friends who said to join the dark side since they had cookies

- "Yehaps" ; ... dunno were it came from

- "I didn´t do it." ; all the time...

Funny thing from "Fun With Akatsuki":

(Itachi got a bunny with a leash ; Itachi is blind)

Deidara and Itachi stand in front of the store when Itachi begin to swing the bunny around over his head (the bunny has a leash on).

"What are you doing?" Deidara ask with wide eyes.

"Looking around." Is Itachis simple answer.

who i wanna cosplay as: Naruto (before shippuuden, cause i aint all that tall), Kiba (who i AM gonna cosplay as sometime), L (squeee, do i need a reason), Itachi (even though my personality and eyecolour is wrong)

favorite mangas: naruto, bleach, samurai deeper kyo (SDK), chrono crusade, Inuyasha, Shaman King, Death Note and others

favorite characters: Sakura Haruno (naruto), Shikamaru Nara (naruto), Naruto Uzumaki (it is obvious where he is from), Kiba Inuzuka (Naruto), Akamaru (Naruto), Itachi (Naruto), Deidara (Naruto), Orihime (bleach), Ichigo (bleach), Toushirou (bleach), Kyo (SDK), Kyoshiro(SDK), Yuya (SDK), Yukimura (SDK), Benitora (SDK), Bontenmaru (SDK), Rosette (chrono crusade), Chrono (chrono crusade), Inuyasha (Yeah, another obvious one), Kagome (Inuyasha), Shippou (Inuyasha), Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha), Totosai (Inuyasha), Yoh (Shaman King), Horo Horo (Shaman King), L (Death Note)

THINGS THE NARUTO CHARACTERS WOULD NEVER SAY:

Asuma:

"I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"

"I quit smoking a month ago."

"Don't smoke; it is not good for your health."

Choji:

"No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry." (Why would he even go out to eat with Shino?)

"I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."

"Oooooh no! Not another bite."

"I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."

"Does this outfit make me look fat?"

"There's too much fat in these chips."

"I told you to bring me diet coke.

"Here, you can have the rest."

Deidara:

"I should put my clay figures in a museum."

"Why is there a mouth on my hand?" (Would he be stupid enough not to notice?)

Gai:

"That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

"Lee, your sense of fashion is horrible."

"Kakashi, you are better than me..."

Gaara:

"I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."

"Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"

"Hold on! There is sand in my eye."

"Who needs a hug?"

"Ok Shukaku, its bedtime now!"

"I should have got my tattoo on my back."

Haku:

"I hate you Zabuza... shove it."

"Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

Hidan:

"Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."

"I don't feel like praying today." (Hidan, Jashin-sama will come to fry your frikking ass now)

"Actually, I'm atheist."

"All this blood is making me queasy."

"Watch your language Itachi." (says the foul mouthed bitch-cake)

Hinata:

"I love you Neji."

"Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino:

"Who cares about looks."

"Eww... I hate purple."

"Don't cha wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?"

Itachi:

"I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."

"Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."

"I want my mommy..."

"I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"

"I miss my family."

"Hey Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"

"Sasuke, no hug for your own brother?" (the only thing he would be getting from Sasuke would be THE DEATH GLARE OF DOOM or a kunai shoved through his heart)

"What is this ring I'm wearing? I don't recall being married."

Jiraiya:

"Oh man! Not another naked chick."

"Do you guys think of anything besides women?"

"Ahh the fourth was not anything special."

"That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."

"I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."

"I love big butts and I can not lie." (That, pervy-man, was a lie)

"I've never looked at porn."

"The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."

"You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

"Why are there so many girls here."

Kabuto:

"I never told Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."

"Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"

"I think Shizune likes me."

"I need to switch to collecting Yu-Gi-Oh cards."

"Orochimaru, I need a day off."

Kakashi:

"I think I'm going to show up for training early today." (OH NO the world is coming to an end)

"Man, my partners died... Oh well better them than me."

"I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."

"Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"

"Naruto, you are so smart!"

"I'm done, done with Come Come Paradise."

Kankurou:

"Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"

"Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."

"To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."

"Oh my dollies look so pretty today."

"I like to wear make up."

Kiba:

"You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!"

"I think I'm allergic to dogs."

"I want a cat."

"AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun"

Kisame:

"Gaassp, I can't breath!"

"Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"

"OMG a shark! Run!"

Konohamaru:

"Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Kakuzu:

"You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"

"I don´t like money."

"I love you Hidan."

Naruto:

"Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."

"I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"

"I hate the color orange."

"I love you Neji."

"Don't believe it!"

Neji:

"I love you more Hinata."

"Time for a haircut."

"I think I'm going to hold back on using the Byakugan for this fight."

"Hey guys, lets work together."

Orochimaru:

"Ok, let’s pretend I'm straight for one minute..." (mehehehe)

"I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke." (EW, just fucking EWWWW)

"I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

"Does it seem like I have a lot of makeup on?"

Pein:

"Ouch! Papercut!"

"Hmm... this body doesn't go good with my robe."

"What is wrong with my eyes?"

Rock Lee:

"Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"

"Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."

"Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"

"Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."

"Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."

"Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."

"What should I wear today?"

"I'd rather learn the Chidori."

"Should I get a perm?"

"I hate the word youth."

Sakura:

"Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."

"Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."

"Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

"Maybe I should dye my hair blonde."

"OMG Ino and Sasuke look so cute together."

Sasori:

"I heart you Deidara."

"I think I will dedicate myself to Taijutsu, it seems more fun."

"Arrgh, I can't feel my body."

"Arrgh, the poison is invading my blood."

Sasuke:

"I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."

"You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."

"Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."

"I'm not emo." Breaks into song I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. Cuts wrists Don't know where it go... passes out

"Kakashi, you have the same lens are Itachi...weird!"

"I love you Sakura/Ino."

"That girl is hawt."

"Do this outfit look strange."

"I look like a girl."

"Aww a puppy."

Shikamaru:

"I'm sooo hyper. Let’s run laps around Kohana for an hour." (twitch)

"Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"

"Whats 1+1?" (twitchtwitch)

"I really like the new alarm clock Asuma got for me."

"I hate to look at the clouds."

"I hate my hairstyle."

"Lee let me borrow your spandex."

"Dattebayo."

"Let´s go eat ramen, believe it."

"I love Hidan."

Shizune:

"Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

"Tsunade-sama, I'm so bored! Let's go gambling."

Shino:

"Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"

"Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."

A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!

HAHAHAHAHA! (okay so he DO say that in one of the episodes but that was forced ')

I need some Raid. These bugs are really bugging me.

See a bug "AAAHHH kill it, KIILL IIITTTT!"

Temari:

"This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."

"Hmm... maybe I should get an electric fan."

"This fan is so ugly, I want a new one."

"Will you do my makeup Kankurou."

The Third Hokage:

"This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."

"Iruka, I want my tapioka pudding now."

"Orochimaru, you can destroy the village if you will let me go."

Tsunade:

"I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."

"Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."

"Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."

"I am NOT a total whore."

"God I'm glad that Dan creep died. I swear he was stalking me."

"Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"

"They call it HO-kage for a reason!"

"You think I need implants?"

"Or should I get breast reduction surgery?"

THIS CAN BE CALLED: MY PERSONAL WACKO CORNER XD

anyone ever noticed something funny about Yagami Lights (Death Note) name?? No, Yes?? well the funny part is that if you spell his last name backwards it becomes Imagay or, split up, I´m a gay... funny right?? XD

You know, by reading a fic here on ff i figured something out that seems kind of evil but at the same time strangely funny... wanna know what it is?? it is a fact about gummy bears... and it is: "The best thing about gummy bears is that when you bite the head off they wont be able to fight back." ... ... ... told ya it was stangely funny (in my opinion it is anyways)

doesn´t it sound insanely stupid when someone says "I´ll kill you dead."? well I think it do but at the same time it is so funny in a carcrash kind of way

can you drown in someones ego?? if so then PLEASE get the uchiha family away... hey, that might be the reason as to why they were killed... people were drovning in their ego XD

would you be afraid if some random person ran into a room and yelled "Don´t worry people, we are only here to kill you."?? i know i would be shitting my pants and then i would laugh so bad that i would be shot... and if i survived that then i would be shot again...

Can one kill a rainbow with a big can of poop?? yeah well i have been wondering that lately and the only thing i got from that was 1) a gigantic headace and 2) how the hell do yu even find a friggin rainbow?

anyone ever wondered how ramen with syrup tastes like? well i do and it all came to me after reading a story called A Withered Blossom written by Marius Khushrenada ... i wonder how it taste Go hunting for ramen and syrup

did you know that the rain is WET (major shocker there right)

they always say that a little hard work never killed anyone... but why should we risk it?

if crazy is good... then i am PERFECT

be optimistic... everyone you hate will eventually die

do you think that if i hit myself in the head with a book enoug times, that the info will sink in?

I am perfect in that fucked up way

FOOTBALL... just ANOTHER reason for grown men to cry

I din´t need to get a LIFE ... I´m a GAMER ... I have lots of LIFE

did you know that MY imaginary friend think that you have problems?

before you criticize someone you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you criticize them, you´re a mile away with their shoes...

I´m not retarded... I just like licking windows...

I smile cause i have no idea what´s going on...

strangers have the best candy...

I love halloween... it´s the only time when you are encuraged to take candy from strangers...

there are no stupid questions ... ... ... ... only stupid people...

violence is NOT the answer... shooting the person in the head repeatedly IS

WATERSHIP DOWN: where bunnies kill bunnies because these bunnies hate other bunnies for acting like BUNNIES

By the time you finished reading this i would have already raped you and stolen your wallet...

”Fortæl mig det, og jeg
glemmer det.

Vis mig det, og jeg
husker det.

Lad mig opleve det og jeg
forstår det”

it´s a chinese saying (in danish)... i´ll try to translate it:

"explain it to me and i forget it.

show it to me and i remember it.

let me ekspirience it and i understand it."

MY STORIES:

Upcoming stories:

Songfics - The songs will be Linkin Park related and with figures from Naruto... I will write all of them before I post anything here X3

Youkai Sakura - I will begin this story when I am done with some of the others X3

Team Kakashi - Drabble thing

Team Kurenai - Drabble again

Team Yamato - Drabble again

Sakura, the daughter of Ibiki - I need to figure out what it needs to be about before I begin anything with it.

I will be writing a lot of stories where Sakura will be the daughter of any of the ninja in Konoha and outside of Konoha.

Some sequels for some of the finished work that I have X3

Friendfics about the people in Naruto.

Oneshots with Kagome being with different people and maybe some stories.

WORKING ON:

Hidden Blood - I will go back to editing some of the chaps because I know that some of them really suck ass...

The Unwanted Daughter - I think that my small writers block is beginning to fade, so I will, hopefully have a new chap up soon

Mibu Sakura - I might continue the rewriting soon... Not sure yet...

Kakashi kiba on crack - I hope to get some inspiration for the next chaps soon

HasNoNameYet - UGH, no insipiration for this story... I will have to end it soon -_-;;

Vampiric Ninjas - New chap is up

IDEAS:

I am thinking of doing some oneshots with different people from Naruto and other series (might be books, I don´t really know yet) so if anyone has an idea for something (as long as it aint lemons cause I don´t think that I am all that good with those... But I am willing to give it a try, just don´t expect too much from it please...) then gimme a message

I am thinking of crossover oneshots (Shaman King, Chrono Crusade, Ororon, Inuyasha, little bit of YYH - since I don´t really know anything about it and what I DO know about it has come from all kinds of fanfics so I don´t know if I am mising some knowledge or the things that I know is wrong - , Death Note, Naruto, Tokyo Mew Mew, D.N Angel, Samurai Deeper Kyo and others) so give me some ideas.

I think that i might do some crackish thing with akatsuki or other people from other series (most of it will, probably, be based on the series called "Fun with Akatsuki" which you can see on YouTube... funny if i should have a say in it)

But DO NOT expect to see any of these ideas out anytime soon...

other info, which i just thought of:

- people in my stories might end up beeing very OOC, cause i am very bad at keeping them in character (So, sorry when that happens and plz don´t kill me for it...)

- i will try to update stories as fast as possible...

- if anyone has ideas, then tell, cuz i would like that..

- pairings to any of the stories are welcome too (i am very hopeless in that area)...

- i suck at writing fighting scenes...

- i have a deaviant account: http://prutfis.deviantart.com/ : where I mostly colour others pictures but i am thinking of posting some of my own stuff too (mostly chibi-ish figures XD)

- i make AMW´s on www.youtube.com (i go under the name oneeonii, yes i know, strange name)...

- i have a facebook account too'

- i am wierd so i might make wierd (did i just spell this wrong?) comments on stuff (i make strange misspellings sometimes, so no bitchhing me about it)...

- if someone DO NOT like to read about Sakura from Naruto then one should not read my stories cause most of them are about her

- i try not to have too many stories going at the same time but it seems that it has failed me yet again not to do that -_-; (yes, i have 4 frikkin stories going right now)

- if i get to suffer from a writers block then i will, most likely, do bloopers or write oneshots

- oh, and i easily get distracted, so the chapters for stories might take helluva time to make and... oh lookie, a butterfly... (sigh sometimes i hate myself for it - make that most of the time... XD)

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