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since: 11-07-08, id: 1735416, Profile Updated: 11-04-12
country: South Africa
Author has written 58 stories for Inuyasha, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hey, here's some info on me (though it’s really lame, but anyway, onwards we shall go-eth) . . .

Name: Xena Craig (pronounced Zee-na)

Age: 18

d. o. b: 12 September 1993

Sex: if you don't know by now, then I'm not telling you. Hint: look at my profile picture. (She’s a girl ;D - Ruth)

Eye/hair colour: brown. My hair can take on a life of its own some - most - of the time so it is always tied up.

Favourite movies:9, Zombieland, Harry Potter 1-6 (so far), Disturbia, Friday the 13th, The descent, The prince of Persia, The Last Airbender (I haven't finished S.1, so I watched it as a new movie, and not a live action of a cartoon), etc.

TV shows: Bones, How I met your mother, True blood, Supernatural, House MD, Grey's Anatomy. CSI (Vegas and New York, haven't seen the others), Dexter, Haven, Nikita, Misfits, Warehouse 13, Psych, Fringe, NCIS etc.

Animes: , Dragonball Z/GT/Kai, Inuyasha (manga and anime), Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Full Metal Panic s. 1 and 2, DN Angel (manga and anime), Ouran High Host Club, Shuga Chara, Zero no Tsukaima (manga), Naruto (well, the 35 episodes I've managed to get my hands on were good, anyway), Tenjou tenge, Bleach, Black cat, Soul Eater, Fairy Tail and a lot more but if I listed them all, we would be here all day. (Plus, I can't remember them all right now...this goes for all 3 topics.)

Hobbies: reading, writing (no duh, why else would I have joined fanfiction? I think you need your brain scanned. Doc, get that MRI ready!) And watching anime

ABOUT THE AUTHOR:

Name: Ruth

Nicknames: RutheLa/Italia (also known as account-hacker, as evidenced by her bio showing up without me knowing... - Xena)

Age: 6 October 1993

Appearance: Tall with short, self-cut, massively-dyed hair, blue and orange spectacles and green eyes.

Other: Art and titbits can be found here: theruthela.tumblr.com

Bio: Rather tall, and on the whole, a bit strange.
She has written all the stories on this account so far.

Ha ha, Xena. All your fanfiction are belong to me. (Would you bloody stop hacking into my account, unless it's to post another chapter! And only for posting, damn you! - Xena)

1. You start laughing hysterically at maps
2. You go "Aww" when you see two or more flags together
3. You've learned more history (Austria-Hungary Compromise, WWII) from it than from an actual history class. (Hetalia flagellates history.)
4. You debate about details like whether the number on America's back is supposed to be 50 or 96...with supporting screenshots
5. You watch APH MADs (Music videos/parodies)
6. You got a Nico Nico Douga account despite not knowing a single word of Japanese so you could watch even more APH MADs.
7. You dress up in a scarf and party hat and sit behind a receptionist's desk for Halloween.
8. World War II starts sounding romantic.
9. Your teacher asks why you put "Alfred F. Jones" as the answer instead of America, and why you drew a small heart and the name "Arthur" beside it.
10. You yell "Yeah, he's the hero!" whenever someone says America. ("Fuck Yeah" actually)
11. You misread UK as UKE every single time, and have started mispronouncing it in actual conversation. (NEVER. EVER. EVER)
12. You know every country's flag and location, and people think you must be a huge history nerd, and really, you've become one. (Most, and I was way before Hetalia.)
13. You shudder every time you hear the name "Russia" or "Ivan" and quickly glance over your shoulder...just in case.
14.Whenever you see a fellow Hetalia fan, you shout, "Pastaaaaaaaaa!!" down the hallway.
15. You write down your favorite pairings all over your history lecture notes, leaving others to wonder what "FrUK" means.
16. You end every sentence with "aru".
17. You scream 'paaaaaaaaaastaaaaaaaaaaa' every time you happen to have some.
18. You can't imagine a functioning Italian mafia.
19. You want Prussia back on the map.
20. You can no longer say "international affairs" with a straight face.
21. No one can mention a country without you thinking about what they look like in Hetalia.
22. You read a historical book and think it would make a good fanfic.
23. Other people don't get it when you say your country's cute.
24. You've listened to Romano's Delicious Tomato Song like...80s billion time.
25. You're a duke/duchess of Sealand.
26. You've become a thousand times more patriotic.
27. You remember Canada Day BEFORE the 4th of July, as in, you completely forget about America's birthday. (I remember them both. I'm neither.)
28. You want to learn every single language in the world. Even the weird ones.
28. You recognize which flag belongs to which country, while everyone just looks at you funny.
29. Everyone who's named Alfred, Arthur, Peter, Matthew, and Francis is forever linked to Hetalia.

EXTRA INFO ON STORIES:

Mein Schutzengel - Il Mio Protettore (My Guardian - My Protector)

This is the dress worn in chapter three: http://leoneadavinci.deviantart.com/art/Lady-In-Red-227252819

Fun facts:
It was Sophia's funeral.
I spent weeks seeing if someone could survive gutshot.

The Fireman's Arms

(Named after a bar near where I (Ruth) live.)

This is the song from chapter one (hofuckthisisembarrasing//shot//):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7DKG29KVZsA&feature=g-upl&context=G2647dfcAUAAAAAAAAAA

Just Dance:

Cover pic: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb8cfrt2hR1romtn1o1_1280.jpg

The Prince Bride

Fanart by spacedrunk: http://spacedrunk.tumblr.com/image/34751189904

Fics In The Pipeline:

1. House Rules

Multi-pairing. A collection of one-shots and drabbles relating to some not entirely successful sexual escapades on the nations’ parts. Also entitled ‘My Hair Is Not A Toy’

2,3 and 4 are complete.

5. Siren Song

Multi-chapter of as yet undecided pairings. (Possible FrUK/Franada and UKUS) Pirate AU. Captain Kirkland is determined to catch himself a mermaid. He ends up with who teenagers on his crew and a French merman in his cargo hold.

6. War Lover

Platonic pairing only. OS. Matthew Williams, a Canadian mechanic working on planes in England during WWII, idolises the American flying ace. But when he comes face to face with his hero, he’s not all that the Canadian imagined him to be, and he’s certainly no hero.

7. Nothing But The Truth

USUK, FrUK and AmeCan. Multi-chapter. Who would have thought that substituting eye of salamander for eye of newt could have upped the power of that truth spell quite so much? Instead of just knowing when he’s being lied to, Arthur can now hear the thoughts of the nations around him, and he doesn’t always like what he hears.

8. Got Beef?

USUK One shot. In the same vein as The Imperative Reflexive. Arthur is … curious about the second players. Freddie in particular, and Alfred is supremely unhappy about this. But Arthur is more persuasive than James Bond.

9 is complete.

10. A Hunting We Shall Go

Multi Chap AmeCan. Alfred and Matthew get sent to summer camp, the councillors get confused, the boys get into a fight, and they get sent off to the isolation cabin to kiss and make up. Literally, though that probably wasn’t the original intention. Having fallen madly in teenage love, they are abruptly informed by their startled parents that they’re not only brothers, but twins. Like the Parent Trap, only Arthur and Marianne don’t get back together but Matt and Al do.

11. In The Dark Of The Night

Germancest One Shot. When West can’t deal, East steps in.

12. Time To Play Pretend

FrUK. One Shot. Maybe. One little slip of the tongue is enough to change a relationship based on years of supposedly mutual hatred.

13. Teach Me Too

Franada multi-chapter. Title subject to change. Francis Bonnefoy has been given the dubious pleasure of attempting to bestow his mother tongue on Alfred Jones for the second year in a row, seeing as how he failed it last year. Not only that, but he also has to deal with his younger brother Matthew, which is neither as easy nor as difficult as it’s cracked up to be.

14. I Hate You

AmeCan One shot. Probably. Musings on the parts of the different players as to their alternate selves. Inspired loosely by The Sick Puppies’ “I Hate You”- I hate you when you’re gone, I hate you turn me on, I hate the way I need you when I don’t know where you are.

15. Gift fic for Nanihoo

CanKraine oneshot for the Queen of CanKraine. Based on her barbarian AU.

XENA's COPY PASTE THINGS

"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

.:X:.

Sometimes I wish I could just be a little kid again. So when life gets tough you can just play pretend. I wanna go back to when Santa did exist. When your daddy was the only boy you ever kissed. When Disney World was the best place to be. When the only movies you could see were rated G. When your biggest problem was learning to write your name and people didn't change...and your friends were the same. And every time you were sad or you had a bad day, you could just run to mommy and it would all be okay. I wanna go back to no hurt...and no pain...just laughter. When everyone always lives happily ever after.

.:X:.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK. When I grew up I was BLACK. When I'm sick I'm BLACK. When I go in the sun I'm BLACK. When I'm cold I'm BLACK. When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK. When you grow up you're WHITE. When you're sick, you're GREEN. When you go in the sun you turn RED. When you're cold you turn BLUE. When you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.

.:X:.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

.:X:.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Perfect Kinsey three, actually - Ruth)
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot. (Only the hot ones - Ruth)
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. (Very :3 - Ruth)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer. (We also sacrifice cats - Ruth)
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual.
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict.
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare.
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy.
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all.
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I listnen to ALTERNATIVE MUSIC, so I must be EMO. (Yeah. But I listen to everything else, too - Ruth)

STEREOTYPES SUCK! Copy, paste & add.

.:X:.

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat,
only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours,
instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize...
I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it,
I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you
instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you are one of the many that think that the bitches get what's coming to them and that any member of the population too thick to realise what was going on needs to be culled for the good of humanity; ignore it and get on with your life - Ruth

DISCLAIMER

Neither of us own Inuyasha
If Ruth owned Hetalia, USUK wouldn't even exist as a possible pairing. FranceXCanada forever.
(Cuz she's a cow, the only reason she even writes that pairing is because she loves me and I make her. - Xena)
If Xena owned Hetalia it would be porn from start to finish. (You bet. =_= - Xena)
But that would probably happen either way ;P
(Ruth would like you to know that she corrects Xena's grammar and spelling.)


1. Chickadee » reviews
When two worlds collide, it is inevitable that things will change, and that that change might not always be good. Matt struggles with the way he's always been and Matthew struggles with what he is becoming. The worst time to try and create something other is when you are not yet sure of yourself. 1p2p Canada and 1p2p America.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 4-12-13 - Published: 11-13-12 - Canada & America - Complete
2. Alfred And The Dragon » reviews
On a quest to find hidden treasure, Alfred seems to have bitten off more than he can chew, and made a friend while he was at it. Prompt from GreyMoth (who has all the best AUs). Possibly going to be one of the weirdest things I will ever post. Dragon!Canada Adventurer!Alfred
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 4-6-13 - Published: 11-13-12 - America & Canada
3. Fortitudo Dei » reviews
To protect Earth and stop a battle between Heaven and Hell, The Gabriel sealed inside his body a deadly angelic weapon and cast himself to the mortal realm. Forces both angelic and demonic want him back and they will do anything to get him. The thing is, now Matthew can't remember a thing; who he was, who he is and that he's meant to be stopping the Apocalypse. AmCan/EngCan & more.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,387 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-14-13 - Published: 1-28-13 - America & Canada
4. The Time Is Ours » reviews
The Canadian version of O Brother. Matt gets sent to stay with his cousin and his aunt after he fell down the stairs again. Things just snowballed from there, and he's perfectly okay with that, even if it's sometimes hard to make Chickadee understand what their age gap means. Contains incest, swearing and sexual situations. 1p2p Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,930 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-21-12 - Published: 12-11-12 - Canada - Complete
5. Fix You reviews
Alfred never really said, and Matthew never really asked. America Canada fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-12 - America & Canada - Complete
6. O Brother reviews
"It's okay. I love you best of all. I love your chicken wings and your pork chop thighs and your marshmallow tummy and your chipmunk cheeks. No one loves you the way I do, and that's okay, because I'm here." 1p2p America 1p2p Canada focus on the Americas. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,816 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-1-12 - America & Canada - Complete
7. Oh Very Young One reviews
"S**t!" Matthew grunted, freezing mid-thrust, "I busted the rubber." The trials and tribulations of one Amelia Jones and Matthew Williams, and the joy they bring each other. Guaranteed feels or your money back.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-1-12 - America & Canada - Complete
8. A Picture's Worth » reviews
Francis Bonnefoy is an artist who needs to get away from his life. While trying to rediscover himself, he discovers Matthew Williams, a college student who models for figure studies, and has a figure Francis would love to study. AU, CanFra/FraCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,019 - Reviews: 162 - Updated: 12-1-12 - Published: 2-13-12 - France & Canada
9. The Prince Bride » reviews
Matthew, heir apparent to the kingdom of Gaul, is of marrying age, and sets out with his best man to find himself a bride. Around this time, the Crown Prince of Albion, Alfred, has another bout of Rebellious Prince Syndrome and convinces his sister to disguise him so that he can escape his father's edicts for a few days. It's an excellent disguise, but it may have worked too well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,716 - Reviews: 243 - Updated: 11-21-12 - Published: 8-22-12 - Canada & America - Complete
10. One More Night reviews
2p Caname. The way Matthew's emotionless expression crumbled was subtle in a way that would make it difficult to spot if it hadn't been seen time and time again. The corners of his eyes would crease and his tongue would just touch his upper lip as he drew a deep breath. It never seemed to be just a kiss that Alfred wanted, and it was never just a kiss that Matthew would give.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-13-12 - America & Canada - Complete
11. I Can Be Your Hero, Baby reviews
Superhero AU. Alfred Jones is a newly fledged super, adopted into the optimistically named Justice Alliance, he makes quick enemies with some and fast friends with others while wishing he had a more creative alter ego. His relationship with the Canadian super, Skin Walker, is tentative, and he's never sure where he stands with him. Or where Walker even is, most of the time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,050 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-13-12 - America & Canada - Complete
12. Hall of the Mountain King reviews
"This is definitely not the way I came last time," Matthew said aloud into the eerie silence. He couldn't seem to shake the feeling that he was being followed, even though there were no noises that indicated pursuit. Matthew finds himself lost in the forest and in a state of panic, runs straight into the darker side of folklore. 1p2p Canada.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-13-12 - Canada - Complete
13. Mirror, Mirror » reviews
He recognises the face in the mirror in the way that someone recognises a photo of themselves taken in years long since passed. The face was… similar. The structure of it was absolutely identical, but at the same time, it was horribly different. 1p/2p Canadacest. Matthew's not quite sure who's in his bathroom mirror, or why he's so enamoured with the stranger, but it's not him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 11-13-12 - Published: 11-10-12 - Canada - Complete
14. We Want War reviews
A drabble in the Mage!Matthew War!Alfred AU. Part bitter-sweet, they each have their favourite parts. CanAme in that order.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-21-12 - Canada & America - Complete
15. Para Bellum reviews
More in the Mage!Matt Demon!Al universe. Inspired by 91RedRoses review to GreyMonth's fic;Tripping Red. Being in such proximity to war and wrath drives Matthew steadily into the deep end. Si Vi Pacem; Para Bellum. He who seeks peace should prepare for war.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-21-12 - America & Canada - Complete
16. Two Princes reviews
The why was easy; the how was easier still. Arthur had no idea how he'd attracted a successful businessman or a fashion designer, let alone how he'd attracted them both at the same time. And her certainly didn't mean to fall in love with either of them. Especially not both of them. FrUKUS: M for a damn reason.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,941 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 10-21-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete
17. Can You See Me Now? reviews
The tenant in the apartment above Arthur's has a wide variety of very irritating pastimes. Juggling bowling balls (badly). Jumping on beds and marching in hobnail boots, if the noises are anything to go by. But what was meant to be a confrontation leads to anything but. UKCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,874 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-21-12 - England/Britain & Canada - Complete
18. Alice's Dad Has Got it Going On reviews
Alfred Jones has been crushing on his friend Alice's dad /forever/. Who knew prom was all it took? This is not a song fic; I just couldn't think of a better title than that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,711 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-11-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete
19. Just Dance » reviews
When ballet meets break-dancing, beautiful things can happen. Of course, Alfred could also meet Matthew, and they could not hit it off. At all. Chosen from their respective companies, how is a stuck up prima ballerina supposed to dance with a low-down thug with his pants too low if neither of them can agree on anything?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,961 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 10-9-12 - Published: 9-12-12 - America & Canada
20. Arthur Kirkland Regrets reviews
There in that tower are the memories of what he regrets most, not as a nation, but as a man; as a flawed and imperfect human being. Even though he's done so much - lied, murdered, robbed, sinned in every way a man can - the thing he regrets the most is that he did nothing. Historical angst fic with crazy dialogue and ghosts. Enjoy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-21-12 - England/Britain - Complete
21. You're Doing It Wrong reviews
We've all been there; bored in a meeting with only the pen in your hand and the papers in front of you to keep you from committing mass-murder in the boardroom. Of course, things can go a little sideways when your writing gets a little steamy, and the excrement /really/ hits the fan when the person you were writing about gets a hold of your notes and critiques your grammar.AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 9-21-12 - America & Canada - Complete
22. Tea reviews
Through all the wars, and the arguments, the banged heads and bruised knees, there's always one to turn to the other and pick him up, fix his shirt and say, "Come on; let's go home. I'll make you some tea." CanUK/UKCan mildly explicit, one bad word. Done when I should have been doing something else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-2-12 - Canada & England/Britain - Complete
23. Taran reviews
When the Nazi army invaded Poland, they bombed the airbases. They told their people that the Polish Air Force had been decimated. They were wrong.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-21-12 - Poland - Complete
24. Missed You reviews
The very last person he expected to see there was the boy whose letters lay crumpled in his pocket. A decade's worth of letters. A decade's worth of confiding and secrets. A decade's worth of letters that all signed off the same words; "I know you've missed me. Because I've missed you." AU Franada mentions of past paedophilia. The more things stay the same... Sequel to Missed Me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 8-13-12 - France & Canada - Complete
25. The Pursuit of Happiness » reviews
Alfred and Matthew built their company from Alfred's garage up. When Matt's safety net breaks and his secret comes out, will their fragile happiness crumble, too? Can Alfred go against his very nature to fix what he didn't even know he broke? Am/Can Fr/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,473 - Reviews: 221 - Updated: 7-17-12 - Published: 4-29-12 - America & Canada - Complete
26. Brother Dearest reviews
Everyone told them it was unhealthy; that twins should be encouraged to develop separate identities, and in all fairness, they did try their best. It was only after Matthew picked the locks and Alfred removed the hinges from the doors that they realised that they couldn't keep the boys apart. Am/Can FrUK Twincest Human AU non-explicit OS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 7-10-12 - America & Canada - Complete
27. Desert Storm reviews
Naga!verse. "What's a forest guy like you doing in a desert like mine?" A voice echoed from the shadows and Matthew was instantly on the alert. His muscles bunched and knotted; prepared to strike. "Show yourself! Rattler." Fled from his forest home, Matthew tries to find his way in the desert and finds Alfred instead. Mild Am/Can shipping.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-8-12 - America & Canada
28. Clueless reviews
Gif fic for Cynmia - Alfred likes Matthew, Matthew likes Alfred. both are clueless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-3-12 - America & Canada - Complete
29. Mushrooms reviews
Matthew just wanted to relax after school. But someone's been watching him. Someone wants him. Forever. Rated for language, CanUK shipping, dark themes and fairies. Not the Disney kind.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-3-12 - Canada & England/Britain - Complete
30. Sympathy For The Devil reviews
Matthew summons a familiar that he's sure will get him noticed - mages always try to out-do each other, seeing how powerful a familiar they can control. But Matthew might have bitten off more than he can chew. Vague reference to Good Omens and Trinity Blood. Gift fic for GreyMoth. Swearing, implication of violence, heavy suggestion of romance. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,355 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 6-3-12 - America & Canada - Complete
31. Sometimes reviews
Italy is happy. But sometimes she isn't. Germany is strong. But sometimes she isn't. When they aren't, they have each other.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-28-12 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
32. Burn Me reviews
In which Alfred learns that you can't play with fire without getting burnt. One-sided USCan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-28-12 - America & Canada - Complete
33. The Imperative Reflexive reviews
"I have a proposition; go f**k yourself," the other's red eyes narrowed, and there was a scornful sneer to the curl of his lip. "That," Matthieu replied, a calm smile on his face, "Is exactly what I'm trying to do." 1pCanFra2pCan sammich. All due warnings
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,112 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-13-12 - Canada & France - Complete
34. No One Likes Superman Any More reviews
It wouldn't be so bad if it were just the other nations and their people who'd developed this 'I hate America' attitude, but it felt like a knife in his back every time his own people said it. Alfred's angst. Brotherly fluff. Matthew's potty mouth. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-13-12 - America & Canada - Complete
35. Let's Watch The Sunrise reviews
That man Arthur picked up in the pub never opens his mouth. Not to talk, not to eat, not to drink. And when the sun rises, he vanishes. Jeez, Arthur, you sure can pick 'em. And those /teeth/! FrUK AU Vampire!Francis. Character death, yaoi, blood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,956 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 5-8-12 - England/Britain & France - Complete
36. Bumpy Ride reviews
Bored after his shift behind the bar of his local strip-joint, Matthew decides to watch the new guy and watching turns into imagining, Can/Am fantasies, AU, M for a reason, yaoi. Stripper!Alfred Bartender!Matthew.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-8-12 - America & Canada - Complete
37. Scotty Doesn't Know reviews
"Scotty doesn't know That Francis and I Do it in my car every Sunday. He tells him he's in church But he doesn't go, Still, he's on his knees And Scotty doesn't know." ScotFr/FrUK. Angst, cheating, swearing and gratuitous sex.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-29-12 - England/Britain & France - Complete
38. You'll Always Have Me reviews
"The last thing I expected to find was Mattie crying." Human AU. Alfred shares a room with his younger brother, who he discovers is having a really hard time at school. Hurt/comfort/family, shipping if you squint. Rated for Alfred's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,345 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-29-12 - America & Canada - Complete
39. Sonata » reviews
Every family has skeletons in its closet, right? Daniel Beilschmidt didn't realise that the skeletons in his family closet wore cement boots. Dan takes a trip through music, college, and his heritage while trying to remain sane. Full Summary Inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,079 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 12-5-11 - Austria & Hungary
40. The Fireman's Arms » reviews
AU. Arthur Kirkland is a reluctant rockstar with an exhibitionist stage persona. Alfred Jones is a fan who doesn't realise that he just met his idol. Under unlikely circumstances they become more than friends, but will Arthur's lies destroy it all?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,282 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 2-13-12 - Published: 1-3-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete
41. We Have History reviews
21 pages of vaguely historical French-Canadian smut. Electra complex, R-18, France/Canada, Canada/France, bad French, terribly overused cliches, yoai, sex. "They didn't need words for this. They had history."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,312 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-5-12 - Canada & France - Complete
42. In Sanity reviews
AU, Snapped Canada, One-shot, Character death, Douche-France, self-harm, questionable insanity. "I wonder if I've always been this mad?"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,477 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 1-3-12 - France & Canada - Complete
43. London Bridge reviews
"When I said I wanted a special relationship, I didn't mean Friends With Benefits. . ." Rated for sexual themes and language. England wants to get serious. USUK fluff. How come every time you come around my London, London Bridge you wanna go down?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-3-12 - America & England/Britain - Complete
44. Broken Telephone reviews
A series of misunderstandings and a few ill-chosen words can either wreck a friendship or start a relationship. FrUK. Complete.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-28-11 - England/Britain & France - Complete
45. Play Date reviews
Kids are a great way to meet new people. Admittedly those people have kids too, but sometimes that's not so bad. GerScot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,079 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-28-11 - Germany & Scotland - Complete
46. What Lies Beneath reviews
"I wish I didn't have to know the longing of unrequited love." France muses about England. One-sided FrUK. One-sided USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-28-11 - England/Britain & France - Complete
47. Papa reviews
Pure, distilled smut. Heavy daddy-kink. Incest. No plot whatsoever. "My Papa would let me f**k him, if I wanted to." Canada tops.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 12-28-11 - Canada & France - Complete
48. Missed Me reviews
11 year old Matthew plays a game with his new friend, one that goes far too far for both of them. Non-explicit shota. M for Pedo Francis.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 12-28-11 - France & Canada - Complete
49. All The Small Things » reviews
A collection of duels, lechery treachery and derring-do. One-shots, character-sketches, escapades and sexcapades. Everything that didn't quite make the cut for the Schutzengel universe. Assorted ratings and pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,414 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 12-12-11 - Published: 12-2-11
50. Je Suis Qui Je Suis » reviews
AU. After being dumped for Alfred's new job Matthew is strung out, addicted and miserable. Broke and in need of a hit he visits his dealer, who gives him a bad batch of heroin and leaves town. He's saved by blue eyes. FrancexCanada, Schutzengel back story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,132 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 12-5-11 - Published: 9-14-11 - Canada & France - Complete
51. I Don't Want A Lot For Christmas reviews
SwedenxFinland with added Sealand. Good, clean Christmas-themed fluff for Pigyz-kun. Christmas time is hard work for Tino; he doesn't get to spend any time with his family, so Berwald organises a surprise. Human names, fluff. In the extreme. T to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-2-11 - Finland & Sweden - Complete
52. Mein Schutzengel Il Mio Protettore » reviews
Ludwig is a bodyguard. When his brother lands him a cushy job in the mafia, he's appalled. Looking after some playboy mafioso heir is not his idea of fun. He wants out. But the longer he's in The Family, the less he wants to want out. Full summary inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,235 - Reviews: 316 - Updated: 11-29-11 - Published: 7-9-11 - Germany & N. Italy - Complete
53. What Am I Meant To Do reviews
Written in a moment of sadness. Alfred reflects on a little mistake with big consequences. Character death, rated for swearing. Best listening: ZZyzx Road - Stone Sour and Talk -Cold Play. Best read if you feel like crying.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-11-11 - America & Canada - Complete
54. National Itch reviews
They are people who are countries. Parts of their bodies represent different places on those counties. What lives in cities, in countries? And my goodness, doesn't that itch? Crack-fic. Drabble. Swearing. One shot. Enjoy.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-21-11 - America - Complete
55. Falling For The First Time reviews
Gift fic for ButterflyLily. How did Lovino propose to Antonia? Fem!Spain X South Italy.Very fluffy. One of the seemingly endless slew of Mein Schutzengel Il Mio Protettore back stories. Enjoy. Rating for Gilbert's and Lovino's mouths.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,215 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-19-11 - S. Italy/Romano & Spain - Complete
56. Broken reviews
Companion to Mein Schutengel Il Mio Protettore. If you are brave enough to stomach knowing what happened to Ludwig's family, then this is the place for you. AU. One shot. Rate M for a VERY GOOD REASON. NOT SUITABLE FOR KIDS! You have been warned!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 8-4-11 - Germany - Complete
57. Puppy Love » reviews
Inuyasha and Kagome mate, but hold on, Kouga does something devious, and now Kagome is back in her own time hating herself, and Inuyasha has lost his fire. EDIT: Now Includes the bonus Kill Kouga chapter!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 6-14-10 - Published: 11-5-09 - Inuyasha & Kagome H. - Complete
58. Rainy Day Saviour reviews
Older Rin/Sessh. OS. They fight, she runs off. Set in AU, no demons. . . She found herself wishing for cold, honey-coloured eyes. Who cared if they were unfeeling and totally indifferent? It would be better than staring into the black pits of this psycho.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,142 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-11-10 - Rin & Sesshomaru - Complete