Greetings comrades. You have obviously visited our profile to learn more about the genius writers of the fanfictions that you have read. As you may have noticed, we have used the term "we" when refering to ourselves. That is because we are multiple (two to be exact) beings that share the same account. Why? Well, because "we share everything."

Self Descriptions:

Backstory:

Now, do not be afraid, but we are not mortal. In fact, we aren't even humans. We are vampires, if you must know, and we are definitly not vegetarian vampires. As you may know, we reside in Cuba, but we haven't lived there for the whole extent of our very long lives. We could easily bore you to death by describing everthing that has happened, but we will start around the time that we were turned. A hansome young gentleman named Estaban Azreal was who bit us. It happened during one of the happiest times of Britian, the Bubonic Plague. Yes, we were both lying on our deathbeds and Estaban came up and bit us. Although the pain was excruciating, the imortality made it all worth it. Ever since that fateful day, we have been traveling the world with Estaban in order to keep too many humans from figuring out our secret. During the Holocost, we were living in Germany and found that it was getting rather dull so we decided that we wanted to go to America. The three of us snuck onto a cargo ship headed for Boston. We do not really like the cold, and Disney World seemed rather inviting (so many small children to bite), so we decided to jump off when it passed Florida. Alas, our calculations were incorrect and we jumped off and swam to the shores of Cuba. The commies kept us there and we have been unable to escape, so to pass the rest of eternity away in Cuba, we decided to write fanfictions.

Appearances:

You may also be wondering who we are. We are both female, and when Estaban turned us, we were in our teens, so we have the bodies of teenage girls. Our names are Cuchilla and Delora and we are amigas till the end. (incase you don't speak Spanish, amigas means friends). Cuchilla is around five feet tall with hair dyed green, while Delora is around five feet tall with hair dyed purple (natural coloured hair is so boring!). We both have pale skin and are extraordinarily beautiful (or so we're told by Estaban). We are the ones who write the fanfiction, although Estaban does sometimes give us ideas, so his description follows: pale skin, hair black as death in a ponytail at the nape of his neck tied in a thong, standing around six feet five inches, the sexiest man in the universe.

Hobbies:

As mentioned above, we are most definitly not vegetarian vampires. We enjoy hunting more than the average vampire and love to kill. Currently our favorites are children and the elderly, and we are going through a phase of loving to attack Canadians. We enjoy taking self-defense lessons, although being vampires it is not necessary, but we are rather violent girls and find it rather amusing to see our classmates crying on the floor in pain. For eating (eating and attacking are entirely different) our favorites are Cubans. That is the one race that all of us can agree taste the best (a rather spicy flavor), but for personal favorites, Estaban likes Alaskans (he dreams of biting Sarah Palin), Delora likes Canadians, and Cuchilla likes Norweigins. We go through phases of what we like best, and the most amusing was when we hunted Eskimos a few years back. Another hobby for all of us is tracking, especially small children at playgrounds. The Hunt is an obsession for all of us, but other than torturing humans, we do some other constructive activities. We (when we say "we" it means Delora and Cuchilla because Estaban isn't writing this) enjoy teaching the local Sex Ed. class and have gotten several teaching awards for being excruciatingly detalied. We also are on a quest for total world domination and enjoy killing dictators in order to take over their empires, but it never seems to work out. Many call us evil, and we take that as a compliment. Are second favorite hobby (next to sucking blood from inocent pray) is recording everything Jess's brother says, and just riding on bus nine.

We support R. the R. and the R.s! Oh wait, we are R. the R. and the R.s!

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! We're twittering! Follow us on twitter at http://www.twitter.com/deloracuchilla

Favorite:

Favorite T.V. Shows:

The Office

That 70s Show

The Joy of Painting

SNL

Sex With Mom and Dad

Spooning with the Kardacians

Favorite Books:

Twilight Saga

Harry Potter Series

Blue Bloods Series

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

Edgar Allan Poe stuff

Georgia Nicolson Series

George Orwell Books

Maximum Ride

Favorite Movies:

Twilight

Harry Potter

Disturbia

E.T.

Poltergyst

Boogyman

War of the Worlds

Clash of the Titans

Shutter

Moulin Rouge

Favorite Bands:

Led Zepplin

Panic! at the Disco

P.O.D.

Three Days Grace

Gunther and Sunshine Girls

Fall Out Boy

The Lonely Island

Bloodhound Gang

Favorite Websites:

www.mugglenet.com(an awesome Harry Potter fansite)

www.lyricsmode.com (a great place to get song lyrics)

www.freerice.com (play games to get rice for starving people)

www.imdb.com (info on everything on television or movies)

www.harrypotterholiday.com (sign a petition to make a Harry Potter holiday)

www.spunkeatslemonsforrevenge.webs.com (the site for R the R and the Rs that we made)

www.ourcamphalfblood.webs.com (the site for our camp half-blood camp)

Favorite Quotes:

"When life gives you lemons, write a fanfiction about them!" -Cuchilla and Delora

"More cowbell!" -That SNL skit

"If you're happy and you know it crap you hands!" -Cuchilla

"You know, the first time I realized I liked you was when you came up to me and said, 'I know this may sound weid, but that mixed berry yogurt you're about to eat is expired.'" -Pam to Jim from The Office

"And when I think that you couldn't get any stupider... you go and totally redeem yourself!" -Harry to Lloyd from Dumb and Dumber when Lloyd goes and trades their truck for a little motor bike.

"I'm not obsessed with Harry Potter, I'm possessed by Harry Potter." -Cuchilla when Estaban was questioning her sanity in relation to HP

"I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada and stuff." - Britney Spears, Pop Singer

"It is wonderful to be here in the great state of Chicago" - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice-President

"I love California, I practically grew up in Phoenix." - Dan Quayle, former U.S. Vice President

"Most cars on our roads have only one occupant, usually the driver." - Carol Malia, BBC Anchorwoman

"The doctors X-rayed my head and found nothing." - Dizzy Dean explaining how he felt after being hit on the head by a ball in the 1934 World Series.

"It is white." - George W. Bush, when asked what the White house was like by a student in East London

"I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law." -David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes.

"If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight." -George Gobel

"Silence is golden, duct tape is silver." -someone genius

"Violence is golden."-Cuchilla

"Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up." -someone

"Your laughing now because your older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?" -someone

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box." -someone

"When your in jail a friend will bail you out, but a best friend will be sitting right next to you saying "damn that was fun!" -someone

"People say "Guns don't kill people, People kill people!" Well, I think guns help. If you stood there and yelled Bang, I don't think you'd kill too many people." -someone

"When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing." -someone a lot like us

"The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide." -someone

"Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that." -someone

"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!" -someone

"Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers." -someone

"Life is empty and so is the fridge." -someone

"Good friends will pick you up when your down, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh." -someone

"Peace, around the world, or generations." -Fred from Youtube! If you don't know who he is, you have no sense of humor.

"We have to go to Candy Mountain, Charlie!" -Those creepy unicorn dudes from Charlie the Unicorn on Youtube.

"Eyes are the groin of the head." -Dwight from The Office

"I've never seen someone so prone to life-threatning idiocy-" Alice Cullen

"Caitlyn, stop being so loud with Twilight!" -Us, and inside joke.

"They're back!"-That girl from Polterguist, and Delora all the time

"Sarah Palin wants to shoot Jacob Black." -Delora

"You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." -someone

"Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. Your choice." -someone

"I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the Juneflower." -someone

Favorite People:

Spunk Ransom, Stephanie Meyer, Spunk Ransom, Rick Riordan, Spunk Ransom, J.K. Rowling, Spunk Ransom, Tina Fey, Spunk Ransom, Barak Obama, Spunk Ransom, Chris Jones, Spunk Ransom, Gunther, Spunk Ransom, Andy Samberg, Spunk Ransom

Not Favorite People:

Bella Swan, George Bush, Bella Swan, Dick Cheney, Bella Swan, Sarah Palin, Bella Swan, Caitlyn Mason, Bella Swan

Playlist:

We have put together a collection of our favorite songs.

Rape Me

The Animal I Have Become

I Write Sins Not Trageties

Stairway to Heaven

Let's Start a Riot

Lying is the most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

Clothes Off

Love Like Winter

Teeny Weeny String Bikini

Stripper Friends

I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked

And Many More!

Friends List:

We amuse ourselves by asking random people here on fanfiction to be our friends just through PMing them. Here is a list of all of those who agreed. If you don't remember saying yes to SPUNKeatsLEMONSforREVENGEq, that is probably because we asked you on a different account. If you would like to be on our friends list, feel free to PM or Email us and we'll gladly add you.

-Gregtheimaginative

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1679551/Gregtheimaginative

-Bears Eat Beets

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/61455/Bears_Eat_Beets

-Coco96

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1549605/Coco96

-sistergrimm2

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1385426/sistergrimm2

-Flying Muffins

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1670696/Flying_Muffins

BookWormBandGeek

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1555940/BookWormBandGeek

Wall Of Flame:

We just love reading flames and we find it highly amusing. So, we have constructed a list of the best flame and their authors. Writing a good flame is almost as hard as writing a good fanfic, so we have decided to pay tribute to all of you fabulous flamers out there. If you know and especially could flame either by yourself or someone else, and you would like to see it on the Wall Of Flame, feel free to PM or Email it to us along with the author's name (P.S. Don't flame us just because you want to be on the Wall Of Flame, PMing or Emailing is a much easier way of getting on). Also, we will not mention the authors of the stories that were flamed, for the sake of the authors. They are in no particular order, so if your flame isn't first, then don't be offended. Enjoy!

By: Ragki Nikara http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1070333/Ragki_Nikara

"I would like to say this. The story is called Flame it. Please flame this f-ing story! That's why it's here!"

By: Pink Illusion http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1284371/Pink_Illusion

"If this really stinks, spare humanity and DON'T POST IT ONLINE! That was awful, and terrible. And stupid. Learn to make actual sentences, please."

Quotes from the Bus-

This is a collection of quotes from our bus that we ride to our school. Now you're probably groaning and thinking, "Well this will be crap and totally not funny." And if it is, then we send our appologies, but everything on here is the truth. You see, our bus is made up of some of Cuba's finest, and they tend to say very funny things. Our bus is made up of drug dealers, stoners, and pimps, and they tend to have some of the most humorous conversations. It has been so funny that we plan on video taping what happens and making a sitcom on youtube. Bellow you can find some of our favorite quotes of theirs and some recounts of funny events. Leading up to it though, will be a mini-bio of each person so that the quotes and events will have more meaning. Note: everything here is true. Also note: This may be affending to some people.

Jess's Brother: Drug deeler. He claims he has been above the influence for 8 weeks. Awsome in many ways.

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For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely georgous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is sitting in about every desk in your english class becasue you and your friends wont stop talking about Twilight and Edward so then your teacher tries to seperate you but it never works becasue the bond between Edward fans always bring you back together. Crazy is when your friend says OMC! excessively, just because with no reason. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

This is the Section of Estaban!

Estaban was really mad when he found out he did not have a section, so we put this together.

Current location: In Cuchilla's room, and probebly in her fun zone (twitch)

Estaban's comment of the day: "I want more!"

Estaban's favorite song: Rape Me by Nirvana

Estaban's favorit human memory: When he lost his virginity.

Delora's Section:

Name: Delora Azrael

Gender: Bitch

Country: Cuba

Occupations: sex ed. teacher, website owner, future dictator, Sunshine girl, so much more

Hair color: Purple

Eye color: red generally

Birthday: October 29, 1333

Age: Imortal, I don't wast my time trying to calculate it

College: not at the moment

Siblings: dos hermana

Interests: writting, sucking blood, Estaban, going to Newbury comics and Hot Topic and Spencers, taking over fandoms, 2012, pissing people off

What was the last book you read? Specials (third book in uglies series)

What's on your T.V right now? nothing, I am not watching TV.

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? Estaban, and I told him he was sexy.

Where are you? the computer room in my RI mansion.

What was the last thing you ate? blood.

What's your personality like? Demented

Who do you have a crush on? Every sexy guy who body builds.

What was the last thing you thought? Injured...

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? the Rhode Island of all dicks (this means small)

You now have a million dollars. buy more pets! I have always wanted a pig!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. sissors!

What are you eating/drinking right now? nothing

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? this

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it?

"She learnd nothing about the were abouts of Nico di'Angelo (long story)" BOTL

What's it like being you? Ferousious

What are your thoughts on writing? I love it

How tall are you? 5 ft!

What book are you currently reading? Specials

What music are you listening to? JIZZED IN MY PANTS!

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? gmail

What was the last thing you cooked? does mixing vitiman water and vodca, and blood count as cooking?

What color are the walls of the room you are in? black

Do you know who the governor of your state is? hale no!

Ketchup or Mustard? BLOOD!

How many different programs are on your computer right now? hmmm... five!

Have you ever been water-skiing? not yet

What is the weather like? snowy!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? please, my life is a vacation, we are very last minute people, us Azraels, we will decide the week before we go!

Anything else? Tu pene es muy pequeno!

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? goes to walmart and purchases a globe... Finland.

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? togehter
3. What can you hear right now? Jizzed in my Pants, and Cuchilla in the other room getting frisky with Riley.

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. "Hello Sex! You are such a cute little rabid squirral! Momma loves you Sex!" Sex Says: HISSSSSSS

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? too lazy

6. Type your name with your elbow. deloraq. I almost did it!

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. chair

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? I have never read it but there must be an antagonist, so I guess them

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? You're smoking something

What's your favourite article of clothing? I have two, my purple sunglasses, and my studded belt.

Who is the most special person to you? Sex the Squirrel, I think he counts as a person

What's your favourite childhood memory? sorry, I am a vampire and forget most of my childhood memories

Scariest moment of your life? when Estaban turned me into a vampire, and I didn't know what was happening

One word that would best describe you? FEROUSIOUS!

What is your favourite month in the summer? July

What's your favourite number? 13

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? "You're sexy!" Riley

What does your user name mean? Spunk: Eddie Eats Lemons: To rape in a way For Revenge: as revenge Q: QUINCEY!

What is your favourite Disney movie? I love Hercules, and Mulan, and also little Mermaid

What made you smile today? The thought of being states away from Chiron

Last thing you said out loud? "SHIT! SEX JUST PEED ON THE FLOOR!"

Last rainbow you saw? no clue, comrade

Do you want a hair cut? No, I love my hair!

Are you musically inclined? HALE NO!

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? Laugh and ask if Jess's brother gave it to me

Have you ever been in a fight? like, fist-fite? yes many!

Son\daughter of: This is possible because htey are gods: Zeus, Ares, Aphrodite, Athena

Favorite word (at the moment): Ferousious

Something i hate: Preps

Favorite Action movie: Clash of the Titans

Favorite Comedy movie: Twilight (sooo cheesey)

Songs i like: Lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off, Pain, Riot, Bad Touch, DING DONG SONG!

Favoite animal: Love em all

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? Goldiggers

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Pink platypus!

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? Kill everyone~!

Favorite PJO character: Ethan Nakamura

Favorite PJO pairing: Deuke (Delora and luke)

Gods or Titans? Why can't they all be friends?

Ranger or Knight? Ninja!

Bow or Sword? Sword

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? Civil War with Jazzy!

Without looking, guess what time it is: 7:02

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 7:03

What are you wearing? Nothing, I am having sex with Estaban as I type this!

Did you dream last night? I don't sleep.

What is on the walls of the room you are in? Pictures of our palaces, and of Sex.

Seen anything weird lately? Yes, my whole life is weird...

What is the last film you saw? Shutter

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Take over the world, make vampires the dominate species.

Do you like to dance? Si! Especially when I am bored!

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Esperma (sperm in espanol)

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Dick

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Ethan Nackamura (PJO)

2. Luke (PJO)

3. Alice (Twi)

4. Riley (Twi)

5. Edward (Twi)

6. Archie (Chocolate War)

7.Thalia (PJO)

8. Fang (MR)

9. Emmet (Twi)

10. James (Twi)

11. Percy (PJO)

12. Jasper (Twi)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

No. Yes, It would be a very sexy lemon.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

HALE YES!!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I would throw them a baby shower! That would be such a cute baby...

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes, many.

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes! They would be so cute together!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?

Either works for me, no matter what I support it.

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out?

I think she would laugh and take a picture of it

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

"What the Hell?"

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

No, but how amazing it would be...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

"Let's Become Emo"

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Yes, because it is normal

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Yep

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Cuchilla

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

I'm to sexy

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Lemon!

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Like an hour ago

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

I'll let them use one of my palaces for their wedding!

What title would you give this fic?

Dirty Affairs

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement?

Well, I would tell them to make love, not war!

TWILIGHT GUYS!!

Ok this is for the Twilight fan-girls out there. Copy and paste this question thing onto your profile, but change the answers. Now what you do is after each question is answer: Jasper, Emmett, Edward, or Jacob. THIS IS PURELY OPTION BASED!!

1. Hottest: Edward

2. Best Comforter: Jasper

3. Strongest: Emmett

4. Funniest: Emmett

5. Sweetest: Edward

6. Most Caring: Edward

7. Most Sensitive: Edward

8. Most Interesting: Emmett

9. Friendliest: Jacob

10. My Prince Charming: Edward

Cuchilla's Section:

Name: Cuchilla Azrael

Gender: bitch

Country: Cuba

Occupations: sex ed teacher, fanfiction writer, dictator, Sunshine Girl

Hair color: bright green!

Eye color: red, unless I'm thirsty, then it's black

Birthday: February 7, 1333

Age: immortal!

College: N/A

Siblings: una hermana, un hermano

Interests: fanfiction, music, fanfiction, song parodies, fanfiction, books, fanfiction, Twilight, fanfiction, HP, fanfiction, PJO, fanfiction, funny movies (or stupid movies that I make funny), fanfiction, Spunk Ransom, fanfiction, Estaban, fanfiction, speaking spanish, fanfiction, reading, fanfiction, writing, fanfiction, saying, "That's what she said!", fanfiction, watching The Office, fanfiction...

What was the last book you read? Breaking Dawn

What's on your T.V right now? Uhhhh, the news...

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? I told Estaban not to strip in front of small children, only older children

Where are you? In the computer room in one of the Rs mansions. It's basically a room filled with tons of computers.

What was the last thing you ate? Blood, what do you think?

What's your personality like? very strange...

Who do you have a crush on? all of the dudes on my polygamy list

What was the last thing you thought? for the sake of small children who may be reading this, I shall not say

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? If every state were a mans dick, George Bush would be Rhode Island. Also, the man is a dickhead who needs to go and die in a hole

You now have a million dollars. No duh! I've already had a million dollars. Vamps are rich, but the Rs are the riches vamps around!

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. My best friend, the computer

What are you eating/drinking right now? Virgin Lemonade (spiked with blood). I love oxymorons!

What are you writing RIGHT NOW? This damn profile thing that Delora told me to fill out!

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 18 and find line nine. What is it? Breaking Dawn: "Well, sure, I wish you'd wait a few more years." Renee to Bella on the topic of marriage

What's it like being you? Amazingly fun.

What are your thoughts on writing? Writing is my life! It's what makes my world go round!

How tall are you? five feet tall

What book are you currently reading? Breaking Dawn (damn, these questions are repetitive

What music are you listening to? Nothing. Last thing I did? I think it was Panic at the Disco, "Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off"

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? aol.com

What was the last thing you cooked? Ramen noodles; as you can tell I'm a great chef!

What color are the walls of the room you are in? black with bright green poka dots

Do you know who the governor of your state is? he's an ignorant man who just serves as a figure head, because really the Rs are incharge

Ketchup or Mustard? Blood

How many different programs are on your computer right now? Ummm, let me count... only 4, wow, that's a low for me!

Have you ever been water-skiing? No, why the hell would I waste my life doing that when I could be on fanfiction!

What is the weather like? Sunny, in the 50s... rather warm, so I dressed like a hooker today!

Are you going an vacation this summer and where? Probably to my computer

Anything else? Si, tu pene es muy grande y es mas peqena que el pene de Archie! (if you haven't read Chocolate War, then you're a loser!)

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say? It says that I don't have a globe

2. Find a book. Turn to page 53, line 3, word, 6. What is it? meant

3. What can you hear right now? Delora being noisy with Estaban in the room nextdoor

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing besides yourself. "Hi Riley!" "You're hawt today Cuchilla" "Oh thanks love toy!"

5. Turn the TV on. What show is it? Sex with Mom and Dad on MTV (I kid you not, this really is a show) Hey, it's during the beginning with the bouncing monkeys!

6. Type your name with your elbow. f8ucfhui9lplpqw (well, that went well, hey did you notice that the first few letters are fuc?)

7. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times, what do you see? Delora hissing with a carrot in her mouth

8. If you could be anyone from Warriors who would you be? The cat that takes over and kills them all (sorry, never read it!)

9. Find the third letter of all your answers. Underline them. What do they spell? salrxule

What's your favourite article of clothing? My sexy green studded belt along with my twilight shirts

Who is the most special person to you? all of my Rs family!

What's your favourite childhood memory? getting the talk... from Estaban!

Scariest moment of your life? when I got a concussion... I was so confuzzled!

One word that would best describe you? weird

What is your favourite month in the summer? July

What's your favourite number? 5

What is the nicest thing anyone ever said to you? ummm, I love you??

What does your user name mean? SPUNK (as in Spunk Ransom) EATS (as in oral sex) LEMONS (as in the type of fanfiction) FOR (conjoining word, so no meaning) REVENGE (according to urbandictionary.com, when a man has an ejaculation, it is his penis getting revenge) Q (q is for Quincy who is my best friend in the entire world!) in total, it is a compialation of all things the Rs like and find funny

What is your favourite Disney movie? Oooh, I like Hercules and all the Pixar movies

What made you smile today? being on fanfiction... ahhh, home sweet home!

Last thing you said out loud? "Harder Estaban, Harder!"

Last rainbow you saw? why on earth would I waste my immortal life looking at rainbows?? what do I look like, gay??

Do you want a hair cut? I lurve cutting my hair, especially when it gets really spikey!

Are you musically inclined? Ya, I lurve listening to music and I play the flute

What would you do if you woke up one morning and found out you were on cocaine? I would laugh and then wonder which person from the bus gave it to me

Have you ever been in a fight? like, fist-fite? yes, it was bloody... it was with Rick Riordan because he wouldn't make Percy more sex inclined

Son\daughter of: Hades!!

Favorite word (at the moment): Ya (I tend to start sentences out this way)

Something i hate: you... and preps

Favorite Action movie: ummmm, Spiderman, just because the Green Goblin is so sexy!

Favorite Comedy movie: ummmm, Clash of the Titans! (well, only a comedy if you play Gunther music in the background)

Songs i like: Jizz in my Pants

Favoite animal: Owls!! HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT HOOT!!

Go on iTunes and pick the first song you see. What is it? We Made You by Eminem (I dunno, I was on iTunes store)

Rubber ducky or pink platypus? Oh, ducky, because of The Ducky Movie! (the real title is Where Did I Come From, and I highly suggest renting it)

If you could be king of the world for 30 seconds what would you do? I would laugh evily and rape Robert Pattinson

Favorite PJO character: Ethan Nakamura (so sexy). As for more main characters, probably Thalia

Favorite PJO pairing: Oooh, I like Ethilla (Ethan/Cuchilla)

Gods or Titans? Titans are sexy, but Gods are obviously going to win. Also, sexy Dionysus is a god... so I'm kind of torn! Also, sexy Kronos is a Titan... hmmmm...

Ranger or Knight? If by Ranger you mean Power Ranger, then yes, Power Ranger

Bow or Sword? Sword!

If you would have to fight in a war in any time period in history what would it be? Holocost by far; that is probably the coolest war ever

Without looking, guess what time it is: 11:45

Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:42 (wow, I was close!)

What are you wearing? Um, I'm wearing jeans and a purple tank top, and a shirt that says "Don't Mess With Texas" (seriously(yay! My Jazzy shirt!)) and my green studded belt

Did you dream last night? Why the hell would I dream?? I'm a vampire, I don't sleep!!

What is on the walls of the room you are in? Twilight posters, Harry Potter posters, and a poster of Obama

Seen anything weird lately? Yeah, when I looked in the mirror!

What is the last film you saw? Umm, I watched Mystery Men last night (I have to say that I really want that shrink ray that shrinks people's clothes (damn, I could use that on Spunk!) and I also liked when the black dude with blond hair was naked and everyone said wow when they saw his dick, and I also liked when they told Ben Stiller that he dressed like a male prostitute).

If you could change two things about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do? Um, I think a cure for cancer would be good, oh, and I think that the Rs need total world domination

Do you like to dance? Of course! Pole dancing is my specialty!

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Bitch

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Riley

List twelve of your favorite characters from your fandom, in no particular order.

1. Edward Cullen (Twi)

2. Emmett Cullen (Twi)

3. Victoria (Twi)

4. Snape (HP)

5. Draco Malfoy (HP)

6. the Weasley twins (HP)

7. Thalia (PJO)

8. Ethan Nakamura (PJO)

9. Grover (PJO)

10. Nico (PJO)

11. Archie (The Chocolate War)

12. Luke (PJO)

1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Ummm... no, it's be kind of weird.

2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No, he's not hot, he's sexy!

3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? Ha! Ethan and Luke! I would totally throw them a babyshower!

4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Yeah, there are lots, although most are shit...

5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? Yes, as said by Paris Hilton (hate her!) "That's hot". I can totally see Emmett and the Weasley twins having a threesum!

6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Five/Ten by far! I just can't see Draco and Grover looking good together... (wow, this evaluation isn't going very well, seeing as most of the people on my list are male...)

7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve making out? Thalia would murder Emmett.

8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. She may be old, and he may be young, but that shall not stop their love from being oh-so-sexy!

9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? Anthing's possible... but the chances are rather low...

10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Uggg, these people are actually normal together! Ummm... "Staying True to the Canon"

11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? Yes... Riley!

12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? Ha! Only Delora, and she draws him very long!

13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? Yes, Estaban would!

14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? Pleasure Man by Gunther

15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? This is so sexy that you may die.

16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? I think about a week ago... unfortunately he was gay in the fic... :(

17. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (9) runs off with (7). (1), brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief unhappy affair with (6), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (5).

What title would you give this fic? Dirty, Sexy Numbers (I seriously think the fic would be amazing if it were about numbers)

18. How would you feel if Seven/Eight were in a heated arguement? I would stab Thalia so to get to Ethan, therefore ending the argument and getting Ethan all for myself!

If you read all of this we are proud. So proud that Esteban wants to eat you and that is surprising unless you are an Alaskan, seeing as Esteban is a very picky eater. When he is pleased by the rico tast of your blood he tends to eat you very slowly and cause you much pain. Also in the end he kills you... Cuchilla and Delora are much less piky with are food but make sure to cause you much pain. Sucking blood is fun!!

Have a good night! Don't let the Rapists bite!