Hey, Demoness Drakon here! You can just call me Drakon, DD, Lord and Mistress or Crazy-Demonic-Bitch. Preferably, address me as one of the first three. The last one is Sukiki-chan exclusive since she is my sister.

Why Demoness Drakon? Well, according to most of the people I know, I am a bitch. Since 'bitch' wouldn't be acceptable as part of a pen-name, 'demoness' seemed to work out better. Drakon is just a nickname my friends and I came up with, and I like it. Well, the other reason for 'Demoness 'is because I'm not afraid of Hell, I already know I'm going there and Satan better look out cause I'm taking over bitch! Seriously, I am. I've already earned a decade in Purgatory for disobeying the 10 Commandments on a regular basis. Just the 'thou shall treat thy neighbour as thyself' one and the 'thou shall not steal' ones. Whatever, I still go to church. Sorry for the damn religious crap.

Anyway, I am a girl, 'demoness' sort of gives that away people! You don't need to know anything about me except that I am somewhere between the ages of 13 and 1,300 and that I happen to be smarter then average. I'm not stupid enough to post personal info on the web...ok that could be paranoia more then anything else. Whatever, I don't tell anything.

Oh, and I've got mad art skills, ph34r t3h 4r+ 5k1ll5! Please check out my Deviant ART (Username is Drakon-the-Demon, and my Deviant ID is my homepage).

So, I can assume you're reading this for at least one of these reasons:

I flamed you. If I did, you probably deserved it because:
1. There was a fan-spawned Mary Sue in your story and you didn't think such of you precious character.
2. There were more spelling mistakes then I could count; please use spell-check, it's your friend.
3. The canon characters were super OOC, and the story wasn't a crack fic. That's the only time OOC canon characters are acceptable.
4. Your fic sucked in general and I was alerting you to the fact before you embarrassed yourself further.

I sent you a good review; cudos to you. You earned it because:
1. It was well written; I generally will read these since I can not stomach poor writing at all.
2. If it had an OC, they were well created; you'll get credit even if I hate their personality.
3. I laughed my ass off since it was funny.
4. If it was based off of a pairing, you kept the characters in character.
5. If it was a one-shot/poetry, I enjoyed reading it since it was well done for a short/poem.
6. The idea was original, and good.

(For the Fire Emblem fans) I added your story to my community, Five Star Stories. Congratulations, cause:
1. You win at life!
2. You wrote your story well enough, that it impressed me enough to not only send a good review, but add it.
3. It had enough detail to possibly stand on it's own if some moron didn't know what FE was.
4. It wasn't YAOI or YURI!! Do you know how rare that is in this fandom?
5. It was just that fucking good!

Or you're reading this because you're bored with nothing better to do with your life. Don't worry, you're not alone; I do it too!

Well, being as this section took up a substantial part of my old profile, I decided to shorten it; significantly.

I happen to be a major patron of anime and manga. In plain English, I am addicted to some comic/animation of Japanese origin and support them fully. I prefer the boy's manga over girls for a few reasons.
1. I like the art style in guys more, and it's what my style is based off of.
2. Fight scenes, nuff said.
3. The guy manga often is much funnier then the girls in my mindset
4. The main characters are often way sexier.
5. Several girl mangas have too much in the romance category for my taste.
I've read and seen most of the really popular manga; i.e. Naruto, Bleach, ex cetra. I've also read some of the lesser known ones such as +Anima, Black Cat and Trinity Blood, and watched some like Kaze no Stigma. My top five manga/anime happen to be D. Gray-Man, +Anima , Black Cat, Naruto and Full Metal Alchemist in that order. My favorite characters from which are as follows;

D. Gray-Man: Lavi (SKLEE!!), Allen Walker, Kumoi Lee and Road Camelot.
+Anima: Cooro, Senri and Husky.
Black Cat:Train Heartnet (SKLEE!! X3), Sven Vollfied and for some reason Eve.
Naruto: Deidara (SKLEE :3), Neji Hyuga, Sasori, Kyubi, Naruto Uzamaki himself Hinata Hyuga and Sai.
Full Metal Alchemist: Edward Elric, Riza Hawkeye, Zoft J. Kimblee and Roy Mustang

As for the hated characters...here's the list.

D. Gray-Man: The Earl is a fatty fat fatty and Jasdebi creeps me out, a lot. Also on the list happens to be the Inspector guy, Roluvier or something like that, because he is genuinely creepy and has a Hitler moustache!
+Anima: ...uh...no one actually...wait, only Lyra.
Black Cat:Creed Diskenth, the guy sort of scares me. Other then him, I've got nothing since I've only read the first 30 chapters.
Naruto: Anyone of Uchiha origin (Discounting Tobi and Obito cause they're both cute), Danzo, Hidan, Orochimaru, Karin, and Sasuke (Who I know is techically on here twice, but I hate him that much)
Full Metal Alchemist: King Bradley, and Alex Louis Armstrong mostly because they creep me out.

Video games are also one thing I happen to love. Ok, it's mostly RPGs and strategy games that I happen to adore, but I also play SSBB and some of the other popular games. Except Halo since I don't have an X-box 360. And for the other popular games like DDR and Guitar Hero, I can play light on some songs for DDR, but I'm horrible at Guitar Hero. Still, the top five on the game front include Tales of Symphonia, Poke'mon, Final Fantasy Crisis Core, Fire Emblem and Kingdom Hearts. The favorite characters from said list are:

ToS: Yuan, Lloyd, Raine, Genis, Emil, Richter and Presea.
Poke'mon: Eevee, All the Eevee-lutions (:3), Lucario, Dragonite, Absol and Ninetails.
FF: Crisis Core: Zack and Cloud!! X3 Genesis and Angeal also make the list.
Fire Emblem (All Games): Soren (FE 9 and 10), Matthew (FE 7), Jaffar (FE 7), Lyn (FE 7), Ike (FE 9 and 10), Sothe (FE 9 and 10), Heath (FE 7) Julian (FE SD)and a lot of other characters since there are so many!
Kingdom Hearts: Zexion, Demyx, and Riku.

As for the bastards I hate:

ToS: Marta and Mithos since Mart-Mart is fucking useless, and Mithos sort of creeps me out in his adult form. He looks like a fairy, literally and figuratively.
Poke'mon: Magikarp since it is so damn useless! I don't care that it evolves into a kick ass poke'mon, it's just annoying!
FF: Crisis Core: Er...those annoying Shin-Ra executives and scientists. Jeez, they need new hobbies.
Fire Emblem: Elicia (FE 9 and 10) since she is just so damn useless! Not to mention a pain in the ass to keep alive. Besides her, the FE7 Morphs (Specifically Sonia cause she is a bitch that earned being owned and the level where you can own her is a pain in the fucking ass). After them, Serra, nuff said.
Kingdom Hearts: Xenmas, Xaldin, Saix and Kairi, because Mansex, Saix and Xaldin scare me; and I just don't like Kairi.

I also happen to be qualified as a fangirl for (insert game/anime/manga here). Well, I'm not nearly as obsessive as some of my friends; but I will admit I have a Deidara plushie that I keep under my pillow. It was a Christmas present :) And my wishlist for plushies include Lavi (If there is one), Allen, Tōshirō, Matthew (Once again, if there is one), Cloud, Soren (If there is one) and Cooro (If there is one). I also have an L plushie, that my sister stole from me since she is a bigger fangirl then me. And she's rabid. Trust me, she is.

Oh yeah, that reminds me. I should probably mention that I am a Trekie in training. Yep, you heard me, Trekie, as in a geek that watches Star Trek. My dad watches Enterprise all the time so it's rubbed off on me. It's not just Star Trek that has rubbed off on me either, my dad introduced me to Star Wars too. All you need to know about that is that I have a lightsaber in my closet, and have swordfights with my sister using said plastic weapon, enough said.

I'm also a bibliophile, a bookworm. Yes, it's a shock, I read normal books; try it sometime. Most of the stuff I read is more of the 'adventure/fantasy' genre, i.e. The Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, the Heir Trilogy ect. And I'm probably the only one in my English class that doesn't mind reading all of the old Greek tragedies (Antigone is my personal favorite), they make me laugh. However, Shakespeare is not my favorite author since I loathe his play Romeo and Juliet. The reasoning behind that, Juliet is a fucking doormat and Romeo is a pansy I could beat up with 1 arm behind my back.

As for books I like, my favorite peices of conteperary literature happen to be The Heir Triolgy, Hoot and some of Carl Hassen's other books for young adults, The Last Lecture, and Harry Potter. As for books that are more then a decade old, my favorites are The Crucible, Night, and Lord of the Flies. I have some strange favorites.

Music is also one of those things I cannot live without. First of all, I play the viola in the school orchestra; I play the instrument that is the butt of most instrumental music jokes (Seriously, I'm not kidding, search Viola Jokes on Google). Don't make Viola jokes or I will
A) Throw you out a window
B) Burniate you
C) Break your spine
D) Roundhouse kick your ass into the wall Chuck Norris Style (And I can do that)
E) Push you off a cliff
F) Force you to listen to me practice my viola! Muhahahaha!!
Obviously, I'm sore about the whole 'violists are idiots' so don't crack the jokes unless you want any of the above to happen to you. Well, I also listen to music like a newborn drinks milk. My favorite bands of the moment are;
1. Greenday (HELL YEAH!! THESE BLOKES ROCK!! XD)
2. Simple Plan (Refer to above)
3. Breaking Benjeman (I just love the songs)
4. Avril Lavinge (Her songs are great)
5. Three Days Grace ((headbangs...onto desk) Ow! These guys rock)
6. Evenescence (Great musicians, all I need to say)
7. AC/DC (headbanging)
8. Linkin Park (Love the songs)
And a bunch of other bands that I don't care to mention since there are way too many. Anyway, as you can notice from my choice of music; I do not listen to rap, at all. You can't spell crap without rap people.

In addition to the musical arts, I'm also an artist (Obviously if you read the first few lines of my profile). If I was graded on drawing in class, I would have a strait 4.0 GPA, but sadly life doesn't work that way. I also think amateur animator is also a good title since I do some (Crappy) animated movies for fun. Though, the main reason they suck is because I draw everything using the touch-pad on a laptop. Is it obvious that I want (desperately need) a tablet?

As for what I read here on the site; I will go for whatever seems interesting. Most of the time, humor stories and crack fics are the ones I read, because I normally need a laugh after seven hours of law-enforced education (And some of those authors are very good at writing, so it's good all around). Sometimes I'll read the adventure or romance stories if they are good (Generally, most adventure stories are self inserts, poorly written self inserts. And as for romance, it isn't hard to guess how many fan-spawned Mary Sues are in those). However, I did read a portion of the infamously bad Harry Potter fanfiction, My Immortal, one day out of pure boredom. I believe I lost a sizable chunk of my sanity just by reading the first sentence, let alone 14 of those chapters. The only good chapter was the hacked chapter, it was hilarious. Whomever hacked that crazy chick's account, I have to give you props!

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.
I was really happy when I got my first few reviews (thank you by the way), aw screw it, I WAS F-ING ECSTATIC PEOPLE!!

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.
I do that in math class...and in history...and in German when my teacher is ranting.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
Oh yes, I do that rarely, but it is fun and I'm good at it :)

If you are one of the few teens who don't have or want to have a Myspace/Facebook, copy and paste this into your profile.
This is true, and I really don't want one.

If you have ever slashed chickens obsessively in Zelda and then freaked out when they started to chase you, copy and paste this to your profile.
Um...that really did happen in Phantom Hourglass...it also happened to Crane. Evil chickens XP.

If you perform a "face-palm" or "head-desk" on a regular basis, copy and paste this into your profile.
That's called stress relief; stress relief that works...it's also responsible for most of my brain damage.

If several inanimate objects hate you, copy and paste this into your profile
Uhh...I lost count on that list.

If you miss Steve Irwin, copy this into your profile.
This is true, several people I work with want to conduct a seance to speak with him...yeah I know some crazy people.

Ok, as some people have noticed (or not noticed in several cases) I am a fan of D. Gray-Man. However, that doesn't automatically make me a yaoi fangirl. If you want to know what the hell I'm talking about, look in the archive, and start counting every fic that says 'AllenKanda', 'AllenLavi', 'KandaLavi', 'TykiAllen' or anything of that nature.

While I'm on the subject of D. Gray-Man; hurray for the update 08/17/09! It was worth the wait, even thought the Noahs scare me and the Earl is a creeper.

Well, I happen to be on the ninja side of the Ninjas vs. Pirates debate. Despite the fact that I loathe the cold with a passion and would rather be sitting on my ass at the beach, I prefer ninja to pirates...mostly because ninja are more bad ass. Plus, I fight pretty damn well, I didn't earn my green belt in Tie Kwan Do for just sitting around.

The hype about Swine flu is leading to insane amounts of paranoia. Seriously, I'm probably going to die of anexphyixiation from Purell fumes rather then swine flu. Hell, I bet my allergies are being triggered by the fucking fumes. It doesn't do me any favors, I know that; the last time I had trouble with allergies, I ended up losing my voice for two days and getting the worst ear infection of my life. And I've had some pretty nasty ones before. Besides, all that stuff is anti-bacterial; swine flu is a virus, not a bacterial infection! There, get it through your thick heads you biology drop-outs!!

You know that movie 9? It kicks ass, it seriously kicks ass on so many levels. Hell, it entertained me, amused me, and made my almost piss myself in fright! It's that epic. Highly recommended if you have a serious amount of resistance to creepy robots, or are over 13.

Black Cat is one seriously good manga; it has crime, theft and violence! So naturally, I'm a happy girl when I read it. Plus, I actually like the main characters for once in my life; they're just interesting!

Well, as of the fourth of December 2009, Sasuke is on the path to having his ass kicked by everyone! Yes!! It only took four hundred something chapters to get to that point! XD

Quotes I find to be awesome, or just plain funny! (If I knew who said it, I put it)

And just who the hell are you? - Yuan, Tales of Symphonia. Yes, most bad-ass line ever, and I use it too.

I'm not a maniac, I'm a researcher!-Raine Sage, Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of a New World. I agree with this.

I just had one of those "what the hell are we doing" moments. -Adam from Mythbusters. Agreed; I always have those.

People are morons. I don't have any other explanation. I really don't. -Joss Whedon. Amen to that.

You wanna know why women always win 99.9 percent of fights? It's because you're mental terrorists. You are fucking BRAIN NINJA. -Dane Cook. Muhaha, why I win arguments.

I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again. - Uh...YOU CAN'T PROVE ANYTHING!

Duck tape is like the force, it has a light side, a dark side and it holds the world together. - Too true, it does hold the world together, just like it holds my sister's mouth shut.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.-Edgar Allen Poe. Oh yes, I do enjoy it, and my friends enjoy it too.

Big shiny things usually cause big problems. - Shiny!! XD

If it's shiny, it's usually important by video game standards. - This is true you know; if you see a shiny object on screen, 99 out of 100 times it's important, or a trap.

Don't upset me. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies. - Meh, my viola case can only hold so much.

Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard, be evil. - 5W33T! 3\/\/3 H4V3 T3H P0WH4! Um, Ignore my 1337 moment...one picks up things from reading the webcomic Megatokyo.

Be nice to nerds, you'll work for them.- Bill Gates. Yes, I'll have people working for me!

Lies written in ink cannot disguise facts written in blood. - Holocaust survivor. Can't deny it people, but I'm not going to argue with the ignoramus that disagrees since they are doomed to repeat history.

“What do we always say about cheating Matthew?”
“It’s only illegal if you get caught.” - Hector and Matthew in HellfireSupremacy's The Fire Emblem Olympics. It was funny enough to put up.

"Who died and made you God?"
"Mithos.
"It figures." - Tut and Lloyd Irving-Aurion in Mystic Yoshie's Unreal Reality. It just fits perfectly.

"You eat cute little bunnies! What is wrong with you!?” Zels rolled her eyes.
”A lot of things actually; that being the least of them you brat.” - Zels and Suki from my story Red Dawn.

"What's in the case?"
"The last person that asked me what was in my case." - A line I use on freshmen when they ask me what is in my viola case.

All the bacon in the world isn’t worth this…- Jin in 21 Ways to Annoy the Akatsuki.

Um, am I going to have to sleep with one eye open? - Me asking my Mom if she thinks my sister will kill me since my sister is pissed beyond all belief.

Fire Emblem is the video game version of Dungeon's and Dragons; only the guys are sexier. - Me

Relax, I'm just as sane as I look, which is not very sane at all.- I say this, but I have no idea if others have said this.

Crazy is one person's opinion, insane is a mental disorder everyone notices. - Meh, most people think I'm insane, but if I was, I'd be in the damn happy hotel.

Writing-related Things...and some potental ranting

Well, I obviously write on this site (Instead of just having an account to post reviews). I will use 'big words' in fan-fiction stories, since it is generally well accepted if you use them correctly in context, and give the readers some inkling of what it means. It is also quite humorous when I use higher vocabulary in stories that are generally kept simple so that the average, mediocre person can fathom what is trying to be stated.

I have done some work with other authors around the site. So if you see the pen-name 'Demoness Drakon' or 'Drakon' appear in some humor fic, I probably assisted with it, or at least provided ideas from my bottomless imagination, or edited it. I will probably be an editor when I grow up, woo.

Let's see, I am a lot like Shigure from Fruit's Basket since I would be any publisher's worst nightmare when it comes to actually writing new things on request. Seriously, just look at how long it takes me to update; it isn't pretty. Downside for me is that my muse never is awake when I want to write, or I'm in the middle of a class and unable to write down my ideas. Generally I'll just entertain myself with the musings and not write them down. Trust me, be happy I don't write everything I think of, you'd be horrible scarred.

Still, I actually can write, and I get plently of practice doing such as well. Thank you AP English!

Last Words of Humor/Wisdom

Read my stories and;

If they are pleasing; review and say it.

If it needs work; review and critique my work, because I will improve upon what needs it.

If the story in general is awful; review and tell me, because I will either submit the story to intense editing or delete it.

If you hate it and I know for a fact that the story doesn't suck; don't pass go and review, press the back button and don't take up the space in my inbox with pointless, petty flames with every other word misspelled.

But if you insist on sending me an unnecessary flame; I would love to take you down into the very pits of hell, or I could just press that little reply button and insult you using the German language; which sounds angry anyway. Either way, I'll be laughing my ass off.

So, enjoy the writing/insanity!