Hey! I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter and Twilight, and I love to read! I love mystery novels, fantasy, and historical fiction! I'm total sucker for romance/tragedy! In my honest opinion, Adam Lambert should have won American Idol. He was better! :)

Adam Lambert Studio Version of 'Mad World': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyyESHqT9a4

Requiem for a Dream- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2Ma4BvMUwU

Nickname: Elphie!!

Skin Color: Emerald Green! :)

Birthday: sometime between January 1 and December 31.

Stories:

Do You Hear That?: I am cowriting it with Red Apples Inc. Go check it out! Summary: Bella's insane- or that's what she thinks; not many people hear music every hour of the day. After moving to forks she's aware of this and of Edward Cullen, a Vampire. It's really cool! :D

Star Crossed Lovers: I am working on that right now. It is a Titanic/Moulin Rouge Crossover. Satine never died at the Moulin Rouge. She survived, and a year later sailed on the Titanic with Christian, and met Jack and Rose. (Obviously the events in Moulin Rouge were bumped up to 1911) But only one couple will survive the fateful night when the Titanic hits the iceberg. Which couple will it be? Read to find out! :D

A Harry Potter Story (title not chosen): After I finish Star Crossed Lovers, I am going to attempt another Harry Potter story. Since I'll be telling the story through the eyes of a character I'll create, I should be able to finish it and it not be a complete fiasco. :D Summary will come up when I get close to finishing Star Crossed Lovers.

A Moulin Rouge/Sky Captian Crossover: I'll write this one with my friend G after she finishes her Batman story and I watch Sky Captain. :D I got her to watch Moulin Rouge but she left before I could watch Sky Captain! :D

That's it for now! Please, please read and review Star Crossed Lovers! It will really make me happy and I'll love you forever! ;)

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE READ STANELYLOUIS' STORIES! THEY ARE AMAZING! SO, GO READ THEM! :D

Let me say this before you flame my stories. Go ahead. They provide great entertainment for me. I laugh when I receive them, and the more insulting they are, the harder I laugh. Got that?

Quotes!!

Freddie Mercury:

1. A Concert is not a live rendition of our album. It's a theatrical event!
2. I dress to kill, but tastefully.
3. I have fun with my clothes onstage; it's not a concert you're seeing, it's a fashion show.
4. I won't be a rockstar. I will be a legend.
5. I'm very emotional; I think I may go mad in several years' time.
6. Onstage, I am a devil. But I'm hardly a social reject.
7. We're a very expensive group; we break a lot of rules. It's unheard of to combine opera with a rock theme, my dear.
8. We've gone overboard on every Queen album. But that's Queen.
9. What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?
10. When I'm dead, I want to be remembered as a musician of some worth and substance.
11. When the whole point of Queen was to be original.
12. Who wants to live forever?
13. Years ago, I thought up the name Queen. It's just a name. But it's regal, obviously, and- sounds splendid.
14. You know, I designed the Queen crest. I simply combined all the creatures that represent our star signs- and I don't even believe in astrology.
15. Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
16. If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes.

Ewan McGregor:

1. I really want to play Princess Leia. Stick some big pastries on my head. Now that would be interesting.
2. I had extra thick light sabers because mine kept getting bent. I'd be halfway through a fight and it would be like 'Oops, sorry! Mine's bent again!
3. Nicole, Knickers, as I call her. I would swear, burp and fart in front of her. Id try and embarrass her and she would pretend to be shocked. I always played up on that. It was a real elder sister-younger brother relationship.
4. My lightsaber flew out of my hands. No one tells you the sabers have about 10 Dbatteries in them. They burn your hands... I tossed the saber in the air and it ended up hitting a technician in the head.
5. Ive got a black woolen hat and its got Pervert written across the front of it. Its the name of the clothing label. And I was with my wife and my baby at the supermarket and I didnt think. I just put my hat on Claras head, because it was cold. And the looks. I couldnt figure out why I was getting death looks. And then I realized my 10-month old babys wearing a hat with the word Pervert written on it and these people were like, Theres Satan! Theres Satan out with his kid! And then I made a point of her wearing it every time we went there.
6. Starting with a party scene for 600 cast and end up singing on top of a giant elephant...does it get any better than this?
7. I started watching golf for the first time yesterday. Im really worried about myself. I was actually enjoying it.
8. Ive been waiting nearly twenty years to have my own light saber. Nothings cooler than being a Jedi Knight.

Eight Different Types of Cats:

Ocicat

Tonkinese

Siamese

Siberian

Russian Blue

Persian

Egyptian Mau

Bengal

1. Find a globe. Spin it. What does it say?

Canada

2. Find a book. Turn to page 56, line 18, word 6. What does it say?

Again (Brisingr)

"Okay" (Untamed: A House of Night Novel)

Terrifying (Warriors: Power of Three: Eclipse)

3. What can you hear right now?

Lightsaber sounds from Star Wars the Force Unleashed for Wii

4. Have a conversation with the closest living thing to you other than yourself.

Me: Hey, Toothless!

Toothless (A.K.A. my younger brother): What?

5. Turn on the T.V. What show is on?

Madagascar!

6. Type your name with your elbow.

stardust (hey! I did it!)

7. What happened last time you were typing here on this computer?

Reading all the Harry Potter news on Mugglenet

8. Stand up. Close your eyes. Spin around three times. Stop. Open your eyes. What's the first thing you see?

My Minnie Mouse Lightswitch cover

9. If you could be anybody from Warriors who would you be?

Leafpool!

10. Now underline the third letter of each question and put it below

Naarghodaama

I like that word... NAARGHODAAMA!!

Read this without stopping I bet you can't (Don't read ahead!):

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now read the third word down on each sentence.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

(but almost dies 5 times...)

the 2nd one prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

(but he almost dies 3 times...)

the 3rd one prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge.

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And ran to save the two dead boys.
And if you don't believe it's true,
Go ask the blind man, he saw it too.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it

Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

-Did you just call me a b? Well a b is a dog, and dogs bark, bark is on trees, trees are part of nature, nature is beautiful. So yeah, thanks for the compliment.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

25 Reasons to Thank my Mother:

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why.

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and alot of the songs fit with the setting

Opening Credits: Fighter- Christina Aguilera

Waking Up: Philadelphia Freedom- Elton John!

First Day At School: Woke Up This Morning- Nickleback

Falling In Love: Headlong- Queen!

Fight Song: Sparkling Diamonds- Nicole Kidman (Moulin Rouge)

Breaking Up: Don't Go Breaking My Heart- Elton John!!

Prom night: Get on the Floor- Michael Jackson

Life: Nowadays- Renee Zellweger (Chicago the Movie)

Mental Breakdown: I'm Scared- Duffy

Driving: It's Your World Now- The Eagles

Flashback: My Heart Will Go On- Celine Dion (Gah, really? I didn't even know this was on there!)

Getting back together: Heaven for Everyone- Queen!!

Wedding: We Both Reached for the Gun- Richard Gere, Renee Zellweger (Chicago the Movie) (Really? That's going to be one weird wedding..)

Birth of Child: Under Pressure- Queen!! :D and David Bowie (hahahahah!)

Final Battle: Ammunition- Switchfoot

Funeral Song: Distant Dreamer- Duffy

Final Credits: Someone to Save You- One Republic

Put your music or iPod on shuffle and answer these questions according to the song you are on. NO CHEATING YOU GET BETTER RESULTS WHEN ITS SHUFFLED PEOPLE

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Big, Blonde & Beautiful- Queen Latifah (Hairspray the Movie)

WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
Halo- Beyonce

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Tired- Adele (umm... no?)

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Crocodile Rock- ELTON JOHN!!

WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Hot Stuff- PCD

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
FutureSex/Lovesound- Justin Timberlake (umm... awkward much?!)

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT OFTEN?
El Tango De Roxanne- Ewan McGregor, Jose Feliciano (Moulin Rouge)

WHAT IS 2+2?
Good Times Gone- Nickelback

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
The Nicest Kids in Town- Hairspray the Movie

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
You Are Not Alone- The Eagles

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP??
Don't Go Breaking My Heart- ELTON JOHN!!

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE??
I'm Scared- Duffy (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! NO! I DON'T THINK THAT!!)

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Learn to Be Lonely- Phantom of the Opera Movie (that's sad...)

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Cool- Gwen Stefani

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Closing Credits: Bolero- Moulin Rouge

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad?- Moby

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Mean- Pink

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Silence- Aly and AJ

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Independent Women- Destiny's Child

HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Where Do I Hide?- Nickelback

WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Lux Aeterna- Clint Mansell

WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Rehab- Amy Winehouse

WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
James Dean- The Eagles

WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
Knowing Me, Knowing You- Mamma Mia! The Musical

WHAT SCARES YOU THE MOST?
Early Winter- Gwen Stefani

DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Try a Little Tenderness- Michael Buble

IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
Now I'm Here- QUEEN!!

WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
We are the Champions- Queen!!

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Stop and Stare- One Republic