Fuck drama.

Fuck rumors.

Fuck abstinence.

Fuck your str83dg3 legacy.

Fuck waiting.

Fuck your parents.

Fuck what your friends think.

Fuck my life.

Smoke. Drink. Fuck. Repeat.

A minute sober is a minute wasted.

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FANFICS!:

8-23-09

Okay... sooo,

I Just Can't Live Without You, Crawling, and To Say The Least are the fic thingies that I'm currently on... I'm going to ATTEMPT to get out the next part of Gone Forever... but really, that's only a fic that I write when I get severely depressed... Eh, it shall stay like that! But.. hopefully I don't get severely depressed.. ._. Let's see..My Life Isn't What It Seems... that, I have NO CLUE~ when I'm going to update..

And...

yeah...

I DID UPDATE TODAY THOUGH~ SO HAH~!

xD

I have no idea when I am going to update, since I get writer's block somewhat easily, and then... I have drama going on.. and... I have school starting on Monday... Soooo... Yeaaaaaaah... I'll try to update whenever I can! I promise! x.x

Make sure to look out for random updates~! Or, if you want, you can just add my yahoo/msn and be all, "DAISY WTF. GET CHO' AZZ IN GEAR AND UPDATE ZE' FICS!"... XD My friend is like that. e.e

Scary, but loveable person.

Anyways..

I might have my yahoo/msn down somewhere in the other part of my profile.. and then again.. I might get lazy and forget about it.. JUST IN CASE!!:

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ANDDDDD

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Original List Written by "Tesina Gela Gardner"

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word "fuck." Out of all the English words that begin with the letter "F", fuck is the only word that is referred to as the "F" word. It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.

Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German, the word 'flicken' which means "to strike." In English, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fucked Shirley." As an intransitive verb, "Shirley fucks."

Its meaning's not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as "John's doing all the fucking work." As part of an adverb, "Shirley talks too fucking much." As an adverb enhancing an adjective, "Shirley is fucking beautiful." As a noun, "I don't give a fuck." As part of a word, "Abso-fucking-lutely" or "In-fucking-credible." And, as almost every word in a sentence, "Fuck the fucking fuckers."

As you must realize, there aren't too many words with the versatility of "fuck", as in these examples describing situations such as:

Fraud: "I got fucked at the used car lot."

Dismay: "Aw fuck it."

Trouble: "I guess I'm really fucked now."

Aggression: "Don't fuck with me buddy."

Difficulty: "I don't understand this fucking question!"

Inquiry: "Who the fuck was that?"

Dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fuck is going on here."

In Confidence: "He's a fuck off."

Dismissal: "Why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go fuck yourself?'"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples. With all of these multi-purpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately.

Say it loudly and proudly, "Fuck you!"

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (Ask anyone who knows me. They will enthusiastically confirm it.)

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile..

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have random moments where you get completely lost in your thoughts and lose track of everything you were doing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

NAME: Daisy, but I LOVE the name Alice

GENDER: Female!!

SEX APPEAL: I don't really have a preference... I like who I like, Male or Female.

AGE: GUESS!(hint: older than 11 but younger than 14)

LOCATED: Bend over, grab your ankles, and look behind you. xD

CURRENTLY DOING: 0_0 ... Is it just me, or did that sound REALLY suggestive?

HAIR COLOR: Naturally orangeish... well is has a slight red tint to it and it looks gold when the sun hits it just right.

LIKES: I Love yaoi, yuri, Itachi (FUCK YEAH!! Insane homicidal that is extremely sexy!!), Deidara (Sexy bomber, FUCK YES!I personally like him the most!!), Sasuke (miniature version of Itachi, can you get any more perfect?? Though, I still prefer Itachi over him), Gaara, yaoi, Naruto, Kakashi, Inuyasha, Incest, yaoi, Sesshoumaru, Naraku (evil, but hot), and some other thingys... _

DISLIKES- When people put Deidara, Itachi, Naruto, Sasuke, and/or Gaara into sluts and/or whores,

yaoi haters, and anything of the sort.

ANIMES I LIKE- Naruto, Inuyasha, Loveless, Gravitation, C C C, He's My Master, No Bra, and some others I can't remember XD

I need a beta for my ItachixSasuke fic: I Just Can't Live Without You..

So if Anyone can Beta it, I would love you foreevvvvvverrrrrrrrr!!

SOME THINGS ABOUT ME:

I hate it when people make fun of other people because of how they look. It's degrading and fucking idiotic.

I'm a fangirl of Deidara, Itachi, Madara, and Sasuke and fucking proud of it!!

I'm awesome

XDDDD

I LOVE Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha!!

I love pretty much all animes that have romance and/or yaoi in them.

You are a Chibi Seme!

You are the seme in disguise. Able to fit in and get along with uke and seme alike, you are able to get close to the uke on their level before exerting your dominance. This makes you at times manipulative and able to fool others about your true seme nature. Because of your harmless appearance, it takes the flamboyantly gay Flaming Uke to match wits and really bring out your aggressive side to expose you for the seme that you are.

Most compatible with: Flaming Uke, Badass Uke

Least compatible with: Dramatic Uke

What seme or uke are you? Take the experience at SemeUke.com, or find merchandise here.

I'm Bi

I'm in love with lots of anime characters

I HATE SAKURA!!

I give people random hugs

I like to molest my friend, Maria. (Commonly known as Bunny...xD)

I've never smoked, but I've had a dream I did and now I have a craving to.

I'm an underage drinker.. but I only drink when I'm very, severly depressed

I draw random things (like a satanist star) on myself with paint...

I randomly cry whenever someone touches my pencil

I like being perverted... evil grin

I sometimes have dreams where I molest my best friend, and/or she molests me...xD

The Funny part about that: not only is she dating my other guy-best-friend, who I call Naruto-nii (mostly) or Ryan-nii, but she is straight as a line and I have made out with her on several occasions before she was dating Naruto-nii.

I have an adorable, extremely Kawaaaiiiiiiii friend named Jamie, who I call Ducky, and she's a cheerleader.

I'm a proud mother of my best friend Jamie.. (I'm not really a (or her, for that matter) mother, but we pretend I am. Sssshhhhhh!! xD)

I like bondage, yaoi, yuri, incest, and all of that...

I like kisses and hugs... xD

I have these accounts:

http://www.myspace.com/xxitachisxdaisyxx

http://www.quizilla.com/user/AliceisAloneinWonderland/profile/

http://xxuchihaloverxx.deviantart.com/

and ask me for my email(s) if ya wanna contact me via personal!!

My favorite pairings for anime are:

(SemexUke)

--/-- Naruto--/--

ItachixSasuke

DeidaraxSasori

SasorixDeidara

KakashixIruka

IrukaxKakashi

KakashixNaruto

KakashixSakura

--/-- Inuyasha--/--

SesshoumaruxInuyasha

InuyashaxKagome

NarakuxInuyasha

NarakuxSesshoumaru

SesshoumaruxNaraku

--/-- Da Capo--/--

(Junichi)AsakuraxNemu

Quotes:

The emotion you humans call love is just as deadly as it is beautiful. I wish I could have followed him into death.

And so I relieve to you the last love story of our forsaken world. My last love song to the other half of me. - Sasori from The Sun and The Moon by x.Loveless Uchiha.x

How much of your teenage life have you "messed up?"

x gotten kissed
x gotten a phone taken away in class
gotten suspended
x gotten caught chewing gum
gotten caught cheating on a test
Total So Far: 3

x arrived late to class more than 5 times
x didn't do homework over 5 times
turned at least 3 projects in late
x missed school just because you felt like it
x laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
Total So Far: 7

x got your mom, dad, etc to get you out of school
x text people during class
x passed notes
x threw stuff across the room
x laughed at the teacher
Total So Far:12

x been in a fight at school, fist or verbal
took pictures during school hours
x called someone during school hours
listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
skipped a class period
Total So Far: 14

x threw something at the teacher
x went outside the classroom without permission
x broke the dress code
failed a class
x ate food during class
Total So Far: 18

gotten a call from school
couldn't go on a field trip cause you behaved badly
didn't take your stuff to school
x given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
x curse during class/school
Total So Far: 20

x faked your parents signature
x slept in class
x cursed at your teacher
x copied homework
got in trouble with the principal-the vice principal
Total So Far: 24

Multiply by 3

72

Wow, and I'm only 13...

xD

I feel bad now...lmao..and I can't stop laughing...

Name ten of your favorite Naruto characters in any order.

1) Naruto

2) ITACHI

3) Sasuke

4) Sakura

5) Deidara

6) Sasori

7) Kakashi

8) Ino

9) Neji

10) Hinata

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

(Deidara/Hinata) I seriously doubt it... although it would be quite dramatic and interesting...

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

(Sasuke) FUCK YES! VERY VERY VERRRRYYY HOTTT!! But not as hot as Itachi...or Deidara...

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

(Sasori and Naruto) I would probably laugh my ass off!

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

(Neji) Yes, and they always involved him having hot sex with someone.

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

(Kakashi and Itachi) Not really... Kakashi is Itachi-koi's sensei... 0_0

6)4/8 or 4/9

(Sakura/Ino or Sakura/Neji) Yuri is awesome, and Sakura and Ino are perfect, so 4/8, definetly.

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

(Kakashi and Sasuke & Ino) Not really anything, just perhaps some drama because Sasuke is an angsty avenger who has a thing for his best friend, Naruto, and a brother complex for Itachi.

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

(Sakura/Hinata) I haven't read one, but I'm sure that there's one where Sakura ends up comforting Hinata after something happens to Naruto, and they end up getting all cuddly and stuff...

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

(Naruto/Deidara) Trust me, call me, I will always be there

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

After Sasuke left, Sakura's heart broke. Naruto was always there to comfort her,

11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 het? What about a 9 slash?

(Kakashi and Neji) no and yes

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

(Hinata) Bubbly by Colbie Caillat

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

(Itachi/Sasuke/Sasori) N-17, errr... MA

14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?

(Ino and Hinata) "You know, you're really cute when you blush," whispers in ear, "I know something that would make you blush even more." evil grin

Name ten of your favorite InuYasha characters in any order.

1) Kikyo

2) Inuyasha

3) Naraku

4) Shippou

5) Sesshoumaru

6) Sango

7) Jaken

8) Rin

9) Koga

10) Kagome

1) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic?

(Seshoumaru/Kagome) yes, it was AWESOME!! it was by shadowglove. _

2) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

(Naraku) Evilness is so hot, it hurts...

3)What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

(Sango and Kikyo) I would laugh until I died and then drama would emerge and all hell would break loose.

4)Do you recall any good fics about 9?

(Koga) Yeah, but I read it a reaaaally long time ago.

5)Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

(Jaken and Inuyasha) 2 words: FUCK. NO!! either Inu/Kag or Sesh/Inu... or even Nar/Inu or Inu/Nar... just thinking about that certain couple gives me nightmares... shudder

6)4/8 or 4/9

(Shippou/Rin or Shippo/Koga) DEFINETLY 4/8. Koga is not a pedaphile.. At least let's hope he's not... 0o0

7) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 & 8 in a secret relationship?

(Jaken and Naraku & Rin) He'd flip and put Naraku in jail for being a pedaphile and sexually molesting poor Rin.

8)Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

(Shippou/Kagome) Kami, I hope not!! Shippou is like Kagome's son!! And what is it with people and trying to be a pedaphile with Shippou?!

9)Suggest a title for a 1/5 hurt/comfort fic.

(Kikyo/Seshoumaru) I will save you from the darkness

10)What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to suduce 1?

(Shippou and Kikyo) I'm honestly not even going to answer that, it's soo wrong... shudders and has nightmares

11)Does anyone on your friends list read #7 het? What about a 9 slash?

(Jaken) No, never. (Koga) yes, because she is perverted, but I love her to death. xD

12) If you wrote a songfic about 10 which song would you choose.

Breath by Breaking Benjamin

13)If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

(Inuyasha/Naraku/Sango) eh, M for some parts, like San/Inu, and MA for others like Inu/Nar, 'cause that's a very hot couple. xD

14)What pick up line might 8 use on 10?

(Rin and Kagome) In this certain case, yuri is horrible. Rin is just a little kid. But, if she was a lot older, like around Kagome's age, then something like, "What if I said that you looked really hot in those clothes? What if I said you'd look even hotter without them?"

0_0

~/Kami help us all/~

Anyway, I would love to know if you have a quizilla account, so message me if you do, or if you simply want to talk.

I'm open to anything and I love to talk!

lol

Here are some poems I thought were really cool, though, I don't know who made them:

Blood and Pain

A beautiful arc of copper rain

Flash of steel and ice cold pain

I bleed black on the pale carpet floor

Caught in your eyes – I wish to be no more

In this biting bitter pain there is still some delight

I'll feel something again, even if just for tonight

You carried me this far, bastard, selfish pig

Made me think my life was worth something big

I hate you for weakening my shell with every peel

I despise the wounds that won't ever heal

This prick is just one of thousands I endure

Not one more breath for you, my make-believe cure

My blood runs black like the color of my soul

Tainted pitch beyond words, all part of this whole

This creature of white flesh and mortal pain

I hate what you did to me again and again

Go away moron, I don't need your pity

Your golden words and blue eyes, sinfully pretty

I die on your conscious without looking back

Short one grain of truth I don't mind having lacked

Because I don't want to know if the black I bleed is true

Because somewhere, deep down, I hope it's the same color as you

Forever

Just like you, I keep my cold facade.

I'm still the same monster, you long ago made

My soul is black like the blood I bleed

You're the only person, I knew I'd never need

My blood runs cold whenever you are near

You needed me to despise you, you made that so clear

You slaughtered the only family that I ever had

The hatred I felt towards you never quite this bad

As I bleed on the darkened purple floor

Caught sight of you- I wish to die all the more

I hate all the stupid things you make me feel

Painful worthlessness, my saneness depleting peel by peel

You're not the same person I thought you were

Hopeful and cunning,lovely and pure

As I lie here and stare into your blood-red eyes

I realize my life was one of your many red lies

As I bleed out my soul, I wonder what the hell was your deal

I despise you for wounds that won't ever heal

You always provoke me to kill you, but why, Itachi, why

What did they do to you to make you desperatly wish to die

And as the clouds begin to to form, it begins to rain

It washes away all the blood, but leaves all the pain

I know I always treated you no more then dirt

But that's only because simply, I was trying to hide my immense hurt

You said to hate you

But I knew I couldn't, that much is true

It's been so long since I've felt feelings, this feels all so new

So as I die silently, I watch as the blood pours from you too

I know you did this so we could be together

In eternity, Itachi and I, Forever

Another sasuke-Itachi poem

Brother, why do you cry?
When I sat by you, you looked away
Brother, why do you want me to die?
Committing the act in the light of day
Brother, were you afraid?
When mother and father would grin
Brother, has your love for me fade?
Taken away by your sin
Brother, do you remember your song?
As my voice carried each note
Brother, do you know your wrong?
Those lyrics you wrote...
Foolish Sasuke, when will you notice?
When I had to redirect my hate
Foolish Sasuke, do you recall the love that you miss?
Mother and Father deserved that fate
Foolish Sasuke, can you kill me?
Avenge those that you lost
Foolish Sasuke, are you able to see?
What your revenge must cost
Foolish Sasuke; do you wish I were different?
So you do remember that song I made
Foolish Sasuke, do you know what that song meant?
That you are yet another shade
Foolish Sasuke, has fear consumed you?
Or are you free
Foolish Sasuke, do you know what I have to tell you?
You're just like me

Save me

Come to me,
In light,
Come to me,
In darkness,
Come to me in shadows,
Sense my breath,
Sense my pain,
Hear my silence,
Smell my blood,
Taste the loneliness,
Know my hate.
Know my anger.
Understand my love,
Compassion.
Understand my
Distance.
Qualm.
Understand the
Lessened thirst of
Taunting.
I shall deprive,
Of sorrows,
The mix of black and white.
I am
The blur
That is,
Me.

_

PLEASE READ WHAT'S UNDER THIS!!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

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1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

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6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. (Not quite yet, I'm too young)

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If you have ever felt the undenilable urge to slam your head into something, weather it is another person or not copy this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, hizmit12-waterlilly3721, Moonlight Music Mistress, Kannika, Heza-chan X3, totalnarutofangirl85, ShadesofDeath, Lilia0, xXxUchihaLoverxXx.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name ‘Duck Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

If you have a mad fascination with the Japanese culture, copy and past this into your profile. (YESHHHH!!)

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile. (If any one of my friends are reading this, they all knowI do, because they sing with me. xD)

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever wanted to kill someone (albeit a man in a purple and green dinosaur suit known as 'Barney the Dinosaur', any sound-nin from Naruto, George Bush, Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, or any other fool) then realized murder is illegal then copy and paste this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

There are three kinds of people: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who don't know what the heck is happening. (I do all three)

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door...

¸.•´¸•´¨) ¸.•¨)¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•¨)(¸.•´ (¸.•´~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but it only takes four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me

If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile.

Opposites attract and artists belong together. Copy and paste this into your profile if you believe in SasoXDei.

I used to love Sasuke but now I hate him (He killed my Dei-Chan)

At random moments, I tack "un" on the end of my sentences ( I really do that too! ask anyone of the people that know me!!)

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy and paste this into your profile. (I was making rice this one time, and it caught on fire...)

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school, he told his friends that it was cool , and when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack! Mummy I was a good girl, I did what I was told, I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye, I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another, and all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much, and please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now, and tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest, mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class, and never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this, mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try, I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest, but mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest, mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would, I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, I guess I'm not going with daddy, on that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live, but mummy I must go now the time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date , I love you mummy I always have, I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you", In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would, pass this around, I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground, if you pass this on, maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart, for the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart

(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you stay up all night to write fanfic then wake up early in the morning to do it again, even if you have school. Crazy is when you get hurt and start to laugh non-stop for no reason. Crazy is when you can't fall asleep at night because you're too busy playing a Naruto game, or thinking about Naruto. Crazy is when you wake up at 4:00 in the morning to finish a naruto fanfiction before school starts. Crazy is spending every lunchtime in a cramped classroom playing a naruto video game with your insane friends. Crazy is coming up with naruto nicknames for you and your friends and dressing up as them on normal school days. Crazy is when you start talking about Naruto yaoi fanfics in front of your ever so disturbed law teacher. Crazy is when you think about ItaSasu before you sleep and end up dreaming about something completely different. Crazy is realising you've done one or more things on this list. Crazy is having a dream where you almost get killed twice and its still super funny! Crazy is when you perform different 'positions' in front of a crowd, showing which way is better, and laugh when they look at you, confused and blushing. Crazy is when you tell your friend a yaoi joke and end up laughing like a lunatic when they ask you what is yaoi. Crazy is when you should be going to sleep, but you're too busy staying up reading/writing yaoi Naruto fanfics. Crazy is wondering when a Naruto character is going to come and get you because Sasuke has a bird raping his head, because the bird thought that his duck-butt hair was the love of his life, and he needs your help. Crazy is randomly yelling out, "SHIFTY NINJA EYES!" in the classroom when everyone's quiet. Crazy is yelling out, "SHARINGAN!" in the middle of class and lunch and then doing hand signs for Multiple Shadow Clone Technique.

If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY

1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3) Insist that your e mail address is:
Xena-Warrior Princess@companyname.com
or Elvis-the-King@companyname.com.

4) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

5) Encourage your colleagues to join you in a little synchronized chair dancing.

6) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it 'IN'.

7) Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

8) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

9) In the memo field of all your checks, write 'for sexual favors.'

10) Reply to everything someone says with,'That's what you think.'

11) Finish all your sentences with:'In accordance with the prophecy.'

12) Adjust the tint on your monitor so that the brightness level lights up the entire work area. Insist to others that you like it that way.

13) dont use any punctuation

14) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

15) Ask people what sex they are and laugh hysterically after they answer.

16) Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go.'

17) Sing along at the opera.

18) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

19) Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after your boss does. (This is especially effective if your boss is of the opposite gender.)

20) Send e-mail to the rest of the company to tell them what you're doing. For example, 'If anyone needs me, I'll be in the bathroom, in Stall #3.

21) Put mosquito netting around your cubicle. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.

22) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

23) Call 999 and ask if 999 is for emergencies.(don't do this!)

24) Call the physic hot line and don't say anything.

25) Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard.

26) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream, 'I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!!'

27) When leaving the zoo,start running towards the parking lot, yelling, 'Run for your lives,they're loose!'

28) Tell your boss, 'It's not the voices in my head that bother me, its the voices in your head that do.'

29) Tell your children over dinner.'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.

30) Every time you see a broom, yell 'Honey, your mother is here!'

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food/Opens the fridge and makes themselves at home

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.(In M'sia we say Auntie or Uncle)

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”/"Holy Crap..-looks at you-that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you or had the best shoulder to cry on

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FRIENDS: picks you up when you fall
Best Friend: laughs at you and trips you again

FRIENDS: asks you to write down your number.
Best friend: they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

FRIENDS: when someone makes fun of you, does nothing
Best friend: kicks their ass for even looking at you the wrong way

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I Love you guys!

Sasuke's saucy, Zexy's sexy, Naruto's partial to ramen,
They may be strong, powerful,
Awesome, too.
But one thing's certain, one thing's for sure!
Itachi's strong, Itachi's true.
Itachi can definitely be seme over you!

Repost that if you love Itachi! (created by the lovely Heaven Cobra -snuggles-)

SasuNaru or SasuSaku?

Sasuke is always thinking of Naruto- Sakura always bugs Sasuke

Sasuke always wants to prove himself to Naruto, and vice versa - Sakura is always ignored by Sasuke

Sasuke talks to Naruto the most, out of everyone- He rarely speaks to Sakura

Sasuke and Naruto have saved each other's lives on several occasions - Sasuke saved Sakura- ONCE

When Sasuke was leaving Konoha, Naruto tried to stop him (and very, very almost succeeded)- He listened to Sakura for about three minutes, called her annoying, said thank you for some unfathomable reason (considering all she did was bitch, whine 'Sasuke-kun!', and get in the way of everything), knocked her out... and carried on.

Sasuke and Naruto were friends when they were younger (possibly MORE than friends...They HELD HANDS x3) - Sakura never even spoke to Sasuke

Naruto draws out strong emotions in Sasuke: love, guilt, he just touches him inside - The only emotions Sakura draws out from him is annoyance and a strong urge to kill.

Sasuke and Naruto's relationship is the most developed in the whole show. The whole show FOCUSES on their relationship- Sakura and Sasuke are just.. stuck together. There's no positive relationship. Sakura doesn't even like him in Part II

Lastly, there's an interview somewhere on the web, in which Kishimoto states that Naruto and Sakura are rivals. (For Sasuke's love) Seeing as Sasuke likes Naruto, and HATES Sakura.. I'm pretty sure it's obvious who will win Sasuke's heart.

It's kind of long and pointless, but copy & paste this onto your profile if you agree.

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. (OMG! I couldn't stop laughing when my friend did this!! Then we got 'escorted' out of Walmart and told that we should keep our bodily fluids inside of our body. xDDDDDD)

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. (They freaked out. xDD)

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. (I've done that and people started to walk reaaaaaallly slowly, as my friend and I were laughing our aes off. xD

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" (OMG! I've done that so many times, I had to get 'escorted' out of Walmart xD)

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!" (done that a lot xD)

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

If you've ever wondered why Bush won't leave the friggin' war and let the remaining soldiers live, copy nad paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

(I found this really cool if you can read it pasted in your profile please)

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is a cat. This is dumbass cat. This is busy cat. This is for cat. This is forty cat. This is seconds cat. Now go back and read the third word in each sentence from the top. Pass it on.

God created man before woman because every masterpiece needs a rough draft.

MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... all our problems start with men!

I only know how to do things three ways: the right way, the wrong way, and my way... which is the wrong way only faster.

To catch me you got to be fast, to find me you got to be smart, but to be me? Damn you must be kidding...

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head.

ONLY IN AMERICA...

...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance

...are there handicap parking spaces in front of ice-skating rinks

...sick people go to the back of Walgreens to get their medicine, while healthy people get their cigarettes at the front

...people buy hotdogs in packs of 10 and hotdog buns in packs of 8

...the banks leave both vaults open and then chain the pens to the counter

...people order a double cheese burger, large fries, and a diet coke

...people leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveways and keep their junk in garages

...people use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so they won't miss the calls from someone they don't want to talk to in the first place

...is the word "politics" used to describe the process so well; "Poli-" in latin means "many" and "tics" mean "blood-sucking creatures

Have you ever considered suing your brain for non-support?

Who was so mean to put an "s" in the word "lisp" if people with lisps can't say the "s"?

Doctors say TV is bad for us, but why is there a TV in every hospital room?

If McDonald's loves to see you smile why do they screw up your order?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If con is the opposite of pro is Congress the opposite of progress?

Donald Duck never wears pants, but why does he wraps a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower?

10 BEST THINGS ABOUT BEING A GIRL

10. We can wear guy clothes, but if they wear ours they get funny looks

9. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

8. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

7. Our magazines have horiscopes

6. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

5. Our friends don't say "hi" but punching us in the arm

4. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

3. Make-up covers any imperfections we may have

2. If we flirt with a cop, we can get out of a speeding ticket

1. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

WHAT CELEBRITIES MIGHT SAY WHEN ASKED: "WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?"

"Why would he be on a road? I thought chickens lived in the ocean..." -Jessica Simpson

"That (censor) fool of a chicken didn't (censor) know what the (censor) he was doin' crossin' a (censor) alley in (censor) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censor) morning" -Snoop Dogg

"To cross or not to cross, that is the question" -Shakespeare

"I agree that the chicken should cross the road, but I believe he should not get to the other side" -John Kerry

"Chickens, over a great period of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads" -Charles Darwin

"And God came down from the heavens and He said unto the chicken 'Thou shall cross the road'. And the chicken did, and there was much rejoicing" -Moses

"To go where no chicken has gone before" -Neil Armstrong

"We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. Its either with us or against us, there's no middle ground here" -George W. Bush

"Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes the chicken crossed the road. But why it crossed, I've not been told" -Dr. Seuss

"In my day, we didn't as why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken crossed the road and that was good enough for us" -Grandpa

"Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask 'What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyways?'" -Jerry Seinfeld

"The chicken did not cross the road. I repeat, the chicken did not cross the road" -Richard Nixon

"This was an unprevoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it" -Saddam Hussein

"I missed one?" -Colonel Sanders

"Sometimes I creep myself out." -Sticker

"I'm so tired of people saying I have anger issues, if you do, I'll slit your throat!" -Shirt.

"Don't piss me off, i'm running out of places to hide the bodies." -Sticker

"I like poetry, long walks on the beach, and poking dead things with a stick." -Sticker

"Hooked on Fonix dun good four mee." -Shirt

"Silence is golden, ductape is silver." -Shirt

"I like to watch people trip." -Happy Bunny

"If life gives you lemons, squirt juice in your enemy's eyes'." -Happy Bunny

"Can't sleep... Clowns will eat me." -Shirt

"I didn't lose my mind, I sold it on ebay." -Shirt

"You shouldn't let you mind wonder. It's much to small to be out on it's own." -Shirt

"You're not the brightest crayon in the box - are you?" - shirt

"If there is life on other planets, they must be using Earth as thier insane asylum." -Unknown.

"And on the eigth day, God created fangirls... shortly thereafter, he said unto Adam... "My bad."" -Unknown.y stories!

Girls Don't realize these things;

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's OK don't believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Tease her and let her tease you back.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

- When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Copy this into your profile if you think it's too sweet to ignore, then sign your name;

JackleAndFangirl67 ;3, LilCodaD, xXxUchihaLoverxXx

If you have ever fallen up a flight of stairs, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, (actually I have) Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki (I do all the time!), WeaselChick, Celyna ( i fall up the steps to school every time i go up them... sadly...) EverD, (When I did it, my friends said I defied physics. I don't know why though...), Jenova Remnant (afterwards, my friends called the event the floor hug), DestinyGamer, Dawnstarshine (It made me cry), Hiei-Riku-RubedoFAN (Everyone was surprised that I didn’t fall unconscious from slamming my head against the wall), The Crazy Evil Minish Neko (Erk, evil stairs of DOOM! ...They hurt. --cough--), AkatsukiShadow(It took me almost five minutes to figure out what happened...), LilCodaD(when i did this everyone was looking at me shocked wondering how the hell i did it XD) xXxUchihaLoverxXx (That's normal for me... xD I do it all the time, and everyone is always, "duuuuude! I wanna try that!! lol)

If you have ever run through your house cackling evilly, because you had a box of your favorite cookies, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, AkatsukiShadow(The things I do on halloween...), LilCodaD(i do it all the time, it scares the hell out of my brothers and best friend though ='3) xXxUchihaLoverxXx (And people wonder how sane I am...)

If you have ever spent more than six hours straight on the computer then copy and paste this into your profile, add your name to the list. PenginYasha, leafninja345435, Tsukiko The Librarian, Unluckykat13, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, AkatsukiShadow, LilCodaD(i do it everyday!... wow...that didnt sound right X3)xXxUchihaLoverxXx(What do you think I'm doing right now? OoO...xD)

If Orochimaru creeps the shit out of you, copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name. Lily, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, AkatsukiShadow, LilCodaD( seriously, he scares the shit out of me O_o) xXxUchihaLoverxXx(DUDE!! He wants SASUKE'S BODY!! NUUUU!!)

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it and you are one of those people, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, WhiteWinged Alchemist, Yasu Uchiha (my obsession with Sasuke Uchiha will be FOREVER! XDD), ramenlover4 (I dislike Sasuke...), Gaara's_Pandachan101 (Gaara (drools)) Evilfangirl ( SASUKE! Gaara. Kakashi Itachi and Kisame), Mood-chan-SIRIUS IS UBER HOT (Akatsuki Rocks! Especially Deidara!), The Crazy Evil Minish Neko (Akatsuki equals love XD), AkatsukiShadow (Akatsuki is awesome. I'm officially obsessed.), LilCodaD( naruto, kakashi, kyuubishrugs, gaara, and tobi FTW!), xXxUchihaLoverxXx (I say it all the time, I have no life, and so very prouf of my over-obessesion with stories. XD)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, Battleground Heart, Kaity the Chameleon, xX-Arianna-hime-Xx,Seppaku, Amanemanga, The Crazy Evil Minish Neko, AkatsukiShadow, LilCodaD( ppl tell me this all the time , i just say what was your first clue and flip them off ='D), xXxUchihaLoverxXx (When people say this, I say, "And damn proud of it!" XD)

Quotes that I love:

“Gaara-sama,” Tsunade called, and the redhead paused in his walk. Tsunade grinned in a feral manner. “Enjoy being seme?” Gaara faltered a little in his walk out the door. ~ from the story, Unshed, by Sky-eyed Kitsune

"When the Effing hell did Weasal learn to drive?!" I asked, very, very, very shocked. ~ from the story Art Isn't The Only Thing I'm Interested In by me. xD

Misfit : Eh i already fucked Umi Strife may as well do that first XD

Uchiha Daisy : you fucked your mom!

Umi Strife:Yes, he fucked his mommy, and it was awesome >.> Best smexing ever

Uchiha Daisy: -CAN'T BREATHE.- MOMMY AND NII-CHAN FUCKED! ~ Hilarious moment from T.C.

Laodicean:Michi-nii, don't you dare! Laolao is untainted! ~ Sheepy from TC

Naruto Uzumaki: HI.

Daisu Uchiha: HICEST!

Naruto Uzumaki: DAISYCEST!!

Daisy Uchiha: NARUCEST!!

Daisy Uchiha: CESTNEZZZ

Naruto Uzumaki: UZUMAKICEST!

Daisy Uchiha: UCHIHACEST!

Naruto Uzumaki: UMICEST!

Daisy Uchiha: LCEST!

L Ryuuzaki: DAISYCEST! :D

Daisy Uchiha: MECEST!

Naruto Uzumaki: YOUCEST!

All 3 of us: LMAOCEST XDDD

Laodicean:

Sweat drop.

Misfit:

Bahahaha you all want me but i'm Tais :P

Laodicean:

Pfft.

Uchiha Daisy:

Pfft.

Misfit:

lmao

Laodicean:

I only want Hibari!

Uchiha Daisy:

I only want Rain and someone else!

Laodicean:

Or, or~

Misfit:

LIES

Misfit:

XD jk

Laodicean:

JAMIE BELL.

Uchiha Daisy:

TRUTHS.

Umi Strife:

:DDD

Umi Strife:

xD

Uchiha Daisy:

CHANCE IS GAY.

Laodicean:

NOOO.

Laodicean:

HE'S NOT.

Laodicean:

he's straight dang'it.

Uchiha Daisy:

IS TOO!

Laodicean:

ISN'T!

Uchiha Daisy:

IS!

~ T.C.

Someone random: TDS?

Uchiha Daisy: -Nods.- It's Truth, Dare, or Strip!

Someone random: ... Soooo... Codename for STD?

Umi: STD.

Umi: TOTALLY MAN.

Uchiha Daisy: -Headbands.-

Someone random:... Right...

Umi and Uchiha Daisy: HELLZ FUCKIN' YEAH! WE'RE PLAYING TDS TO GET STDs!

Someone random: -Leaves the room.-

Umi and Uchiha Daisy: -Falls over laughing.-

~ T.C.

Rain, Heidi, and me at like, 6 am... at a sleepover and not getting any sleep so far, and now we're on a wall in the backyard, watching the sunrise.

-Randomly talking about numbers.-

Heidi: I like the numbers.. 4 and.. 13...

Rain: I don't really like numbers... e.e

Me:I like the numbers 3 and 7!

Heidi: -Blinks.- Why?

Rain: ... . .. . .

Me: I dunno.. Probably because I'm always 7 on Anime chat.. and I dunno why I like 3...

Heidi: -Randomly talks to Rain..-

Rain: -Mumbles sleepily back.-

Me: -still going on about the numbers- I think I like 3, because I like threesomes..

Heidi and Rain: -Stops talking and stares at me, almost falling off the wall- 0.0 O.O... O.O... O.O.. UHHHHH...

Me: -Just realizes what I said and clasps a hand over my mouth, O.O- OHSHITISAIDTHATOUTLOUD.

Heidi: -Nods- O.O

Rain: . . ,. -nooods.-... 0.0...0.0...0..0...

Me: ... -does awkward squid-

Heidi: -does awkward thing-

Rain: -does awkward turtle-

... -awkward silence and then we all burst out laughing-

~ A sleepover

Josmy: damm daisy u change more lovers than your own underwear!

"If vodka was water, and I was a duck.. I'd swim to the bottom and never come up.. But vodka's not work, and I'm not a duck.. So slide me a bottle, and shut the fuck up." ~ Sticker

"I rather have bad times with you, than good times with someone else. I'd rather be beside you in a storm, than nice and warm by myself. I rather have hard times together, than to have it easy apart. Remember that I'd always love you baby, you are the one that holds my heart." ~ Sticker

Tobi:

Just strip >.>;

josmy:

i'm gonna flip

Deidara Iwa:

on a dip?

~ TC

Tobi2

I still don't understand why I look like a mouse >.>;

Daisy Uchiha1

Daisy Uchiha1

I'm calling you Mousey from now on.

Tobi2

FUCK

Tobi2

TO THE NO.

Daisy Uchiha1

Whyyyy? -whines and nuzzles Geist Wolf X6, pouting- T.T PLeaaaaaaaaaase Tobi2?

Action

~~ Daisy Uchiha1 pouts. T.T ~~

Tobi2

Daisy Uchiha1 Please what? o.O;

Daisy Uchiha1

Tobi2 I wan'na call you that. T.T

Tobi2

NO.

Daisy Uchiha1

WHY NOT?! -flails-

Geist Wolf X6

XD nicknames can be quite the burden sometimes XD!

Tobi2

Because, I don't look like a mouse >

Daisy Uchiha1

I think it's cute D:

Geist Wolf X6

:D

Tobi2

Hmph >.>

Daisy Uchiha1

:33

Daisy Uchiha1

Tobi2 -nudges-

Daisy Uchiha1

Fiiiineeeee.

Daisy Uchiha1

I'll call you.. Sweety, then. :D

Geist Wolf X6

:D awww :D haha

Tobi2

Mousey it is >.>

Geist Wolf X6

XD!!

Daisy Uchiha1

XD!

Tobi2

On one condition -.-

Geist Wolf X6

XD!! god damnit i'm eating haha don't make me choke please XD!

Daisy Uchiha1

xDD!

Daisy Uchiha1

Condition~?

Daisy Uchiha1

It involves RPing.

Daisy Uchiha1

I know it.

Tobi2

You have to let me call you something just as annoying.

Daisy Uchiha1

Tobi2

Actually, no~!

Daisy Uchiha1

Fine.

Tobi2

But still XD

Daisy Uchiha1

What is it? TT

Action

Tobi2

Wanna RP anyway~? XD

Tobi2

Daisy Uchiha1 I have no idea XD

Daisy Uchiha1

Maybe later XDD

Daisy Uchiha1

Uhh..

Daisy Uchiha1

Pumpkin?

Tobi2

RAWR O,...,O

Tobi2

XD

Tobi2

Pumpkin-head >.o

Tobi2

That's good enough~

Daisy Uchiha1

Daisy Uchiha1

I hate you.

Daisy Uchiha1

-Pouts.-

Tobi2

I know, lovey~

Geist Wolf X6

:P XD

Daisy Uchiha1

-Sticks lip out and pouts more.- T.T

Tobi2

Oh fucking fine -.-; It's either that, or RPing.

Geist Wolf X6

XD! the ultimatum of the night!

Tobi2

Make up your mind, pumpkin-head~

Tobi2

:3

Daisy Uchiha1

Daisy Uchiha1

T.T

Geist Wolf X6

oh woooow that was sexy >> just saw a lightning bolt right in my back yard

Daisy Uchiha1

Okay, pumpkin-head, since I'm too tired to RP right now XD

Tobi2

AHAH~!

Anya Montague2

is it normal to feel like theres a big hole in your existence?

Tobi Chan3

I wish the other peoples were here T_T

Tobi Chan3

And yes.

Tobi Chan3

For me, at least XD

Anya Montague2

Be right back.

Alice Montague4

xD

Alice Montague4

And yes, I feel like there's a big whole in my existence all the time.. until I talk to someone I utterly love.

Alice Montague4

Tobi Chan~ Come talk to me~. The hole is craving for your attention.

Alice Montague4

WHOA.

Alice Montague4

THAT CAME OUT

Tobi Chan3

OMFG/

Alice Montague4

DIRY

Tobi Chan3

SO WRONG.

Alice Montague4

OMFG YES.

Tobi Chan3

TOTALLY.

Alice Montague4

OMG XDDDDDD

Tobi Chan3

Damn... I nearly had a spit-take on that one...

Alice Montague4

LMFAO.

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roguishnacre: HE PAINTED HIS NAILS WHITE!
roguishnacre: XDD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ROFLMFAO!!
roguishnacre: I wanna do that! I SHALL DO THAT!
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ... Paint your nails white?
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDDDD
roguishnacre: I wanted to moonwalk for the longest time. roguishnacre: Pfft.
roguishnacre: YELLOW IS THE COLLOR MAN.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: LMFAO.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Black is.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: >D
xxxuchihaloverxxx: And XD Same here. >roguishnacre: ON YOU. roguishnacre: I'm tan,
roguishnacre: Tan fingers.
roguishnacre: With black nail polish?
roguishnacre: ...
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ... Than tan.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Cause I like having tan on me.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ;DDD
roguishnacre: xD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XD

000000000000000000000

roguishnacre: Not really.
roguishnacre: The human-mind is driven towards pleasure basically.
roguishnacre: Our instincts are eating, sleeping, and sex.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Sex is good. -Nod, nod.-
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Eating - >.>'
roguishnacre: All which drive pleasu-- 'Ey missy.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Sleeping... Eh, I like sleep.
roguishnacre: Twenty years old. =_=
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ...
xxxuchihaloverxxx: But what if it's with you?
xxxuchihaloverxxx: : D~
roguishnacre: Nonsense,
roguishnacre: Then I'll make sure to keep you waiting until twenty!
xxxuchihaloverxxx: T.T
roguishnacre: xD
roguishnacre: Shh. Just wait until you found somebody good,
xxxuchihaloverxxx: But...
roguishnacre: 'Kay? And make'em work for it.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Sheepy is good. c:
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDDDD
roguishnacre: I mean work for it!
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
roguishnacre: They have to remember dates, and be able to know you!
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ...
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Ya'know.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: I could save time.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: And effort.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: If I just go with my best friend(s).
xxxuchihaloverxxx: roguishnacre: xxxuchihaloverxxx: Then I wouldn't HAVE to know anyone.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: 8D
roguishnacre: Uh-huh.
roguishnacre: xD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XD
roguishnacre: Nnh, but Da-chan, make it special?
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Nnh.
roguishnacre: People now'a days don't look at their virginity being as special as it was back then.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: With candles, soft, red rose petals scattered about on the bed~
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Black candles.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: 8D
roguishnacre: Somebody's chastity being taken away was actually the signal of woman hood, or adult-hood overall.
roguishnacre: Now people are so quick to rid of it.
roguishnacre: It's always going to be with you.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: http://media.canada.com/b17a5268-e809-4db2-a84b-06fc4c00d03e/x00046_fengshui030409.jpg Start Photo Sharing
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Jkjk roguishnacre: ..xxxuchihaloverxxx: And yes~ But it's just virginity~. -Sighs.-
roguishnacre: I'm not ugly!
roguishnacre: XD
roguishnacre: Dang that woman looks kind'a weird.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: I know you aren't~ Sheepy is very cute.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Inorite XDDD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: OH MY GOD.
roguishnacre: I don't know, I think it's her heart shapes face. ._.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: I FOUND IT.
roguishnacre: Wah'?
xxxuchihaloverxxx: http:// media- cdn. tripadvisor .com /media /photo -s/0 1/48 /85/ 0c/rom antic-bed- setting. jpg
Start Photo Sharing
xxxuchihaloverxxx: MWHAHHAAHAHAHAA.
roguishnacre: XDD
roguishnacre: Cowboy hat in the back!
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDDDD
roguishnacre: SHIKA WAS THERE!
roguishnacre: XDD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: OMG
xxxuchihaloverxxx: THAT MADE
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ME
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ROFL
xxxuchihaloverxxx: OMG
xxxuchihaloverxxx: CANTBREATHE
xxxuchihaloverxxx: LAUFHING
xxxuchihaloverxxx: TOOAHRD
roguishnacre: XDD

xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Roguishnacre: I'm beginning to think Baru was actually there though.. o.o ((((AU: Sheepy has cute nicknames for people. Baru is her nickname for our friend Shika.)
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ...
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ...
xxxuchihaloverxxx: CANT.
roguishnacre: 'Cause I mean, that hat.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: BREATHE.
roguishnacre: And y'know how he's a romantic?
roguishnacre: Yeaaaah.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ...
roguishnacre: And it obviously looks like a dorm room or something!
roguishnacre: e.e
roguishnacre: GOD DANG.
roguishnacre: MENTAL IMAGES.
roguishnacre: HOLY FXCK.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: THE MENTAL IMAGES!
xxxuchihaloverxxx: THEY BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRN!
roguishnacre: SCARS.
roguishnacre: ;_; I shall never be able to look at Baru the same again.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Of course you won't.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: YOU'RE ONLINE.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDroguishnacre: Point taken.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: 8D
roguishnacre: LMAO. XDD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: LMAO. xDDDDroguishnacre: Duude.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: Duuuuuude?
roguishnacre: How'd we get into this again?
roguishnacre: XD
xxxuchihaloverxxx: ...
xxxuchihaloverxxx: I dunno.
xxxuchihaloverxxx: XDD

XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

-Talking about my picture that I drew-

Leader Pein1

LMFAO. Itachi is looking like he has a mullet on. xDDDDD

Uchiha Itachi5

OH GOD XD

Leader Pein1

XDDDDDDD

Leader Pein1

ICANTBREATHEOMFG

Leader Pein1

Okay okay I changed it to a pony tail xDDD

Uchiha Itachi5

OMFG thank you XDDD

Leader Pein1

XDDDDDD

Leader Pein1

Can you just see it, though...

Leader Pein1

ITACHI ROCKING OUT

Leader Pein1

WITH A MULLET.

Leader Pein1

\m/

Uchiha Itachi5

LOL YES, ACTUALLY.

Leader Pein1

LMFAO I CAN TOO.

o.O—¤Daisy the Wonderful¤—O.o° says:
o.o''
ROFL.
NEVER
GOING NEAR OUR CHILDREN.
They'll end up alcoholics like their mom. -is mommy-
: D
Froggy says:
I'm Daddy? : o proud pose
°o.O—¤Daisy the Wonderful¤—O.o° says:
xD
Yep!
Technically, we're both mommies, though...
Froggy says:
I can see kindergarten now... "My Daddy is a mommy! : O"
°o.O—¤Daisy the Wonderful¤—O.o° says:
-OMGCANTBREATHE-
Froggy says:
Teacher: "Damn lesbians and their wild ways..."
XD