Yo! i'm (now kinda) new here...

Even though my user name says Jacob Black, I won't be writing stories for Twilight... I just really like Jacob's character because he's a lot easier to relate with than the other characters... at least in my opinion. I love reading Naruto, Saiyuki and Harry Potter fics, but I'll mainly be writing for Naruto. I might have long gaps between fics because i'm not the type of person to plan a story, for me, once a story hits me, i just grab a pencil and my trusty notebook and start scribbling.

My favorite pairings are:

For Naruto-

Itachi x Sakura

Sasuke x Sakura

Naruto x Sakura

Sai x Sakura

Deidara x Sakura

Itachi x Sasuke

Naruto x Sasuke

Gaara x Sakura

Kakashi x Sakura

Shikamaru x Sakura

Akatsuki x Sakura

Naruto x Sakura x Sasuke (threesome baby!!)

Itachi x Sasuke x Sakura (threesome baby!!)

MultiSaku (I realize i'm a Sakura nut... she's just interesting!!)

For Saiyuki-

Sanzo x Gojyo

Sanzo x Goku

Sanzo x Kougaiji

Gojyo x Goku

Gojyo x Hakkai

For Harry Potter-

Draco x Hermione

Sirius x Hermione

Lupin x Hermione

Sirius x Lupin

Lupin x Sirius x Hermione (threesome baby!!)

Fred x George

George x Fred x Hermione (threesome baby!!)

Fred or George x Hermione

So that's it for my pairings. I wanna become a beta, and god knows how long it'll take to fit the site's requirements for it... but i'll totally try hard! Hope you guys like my stories!!

Love,

JacobB-AnimeLuv

P.S- Something cool i just HAVE to point out, I have the SAME B'DAY as Itachi!! At least day and month wise... that's still good enough for me! I pretty much share my birthday with my favorite character/sexiest person ever!! XD

Homophobia and You: They're people too! Stop the hate and spread the love!

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

RIP

Itachi Uchiha

6/9/87-3/14/08

If your a Yaoi fangirl and proud of it then copy this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

X-E-M-N-A-S = M-A-N-S-E-X

if you also noticed this and laughed very loudly when you did, or you just think it's hilariously funny (and ironic) copy and paste this on your profile and add your name to the list:

darkalbino, KinkyK and JazzyJ,Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms16, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-Ai, Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise., XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em', SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess, CherryBlossoms, Hinatakura, Sakuranata, uchihasakura285, KuroHime27, fumiko-chan, Dangerously Emerald, JacobB-AnimeLuv

PLEASE READ THIS!!

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this isnide your profile!

1. Itachi

2. Sasuke

3. Sakura

4. Naruto

5. Temari

6. Gaara

7. Hinata

8. Kiba

9. Ino

10. Shikamaru

11. Tsunade

12. Neji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Um... no. But, wow. I'd be weirded out if i did. I think i'll go find one to check. Huh... I only found one.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

He's pretty hot. Especially since he's getting older. Hopefully he'll look excatly like his dad.

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

I don't think it's possible for Neji to get Kiba pregnant. If he did... and the kid was a guy... he'd be hot. If it was a girl, i dunno...

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Vaguely. I've only read one with her in it.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

HELL YEAH!! Sasuke and Gaara together would be like amazing! It'd be better if it were Itachi though... but for me, Itachi makes everything better! :)

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Five/Ten, I think Temari's much more suited to Shikamaru than Ino.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

I'm pretty damn sure she'd have an intense faint that she won't recover from for a few days. Or she'll have such a huge nose-bleed she has to be admitted to a hospital.

8) Make up a summery of a Three/Ten fanfic.

Shikamaru always had said that women were troublesome. He's especially convinced of that fact when it concerns Sakura. What happens when they're paired together on a 6 month mission? I can't be too good. Especially since recently Sakura's been acting a little... strange around him. ShikaSaku. AU (Sasuke never left, but Sakura still trained w/ Tsunade). R&R. No flames!

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Actually, there isn't! I just checked. All that's there is 1 lemon. I swear.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Within the Confines of Our Home

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

I don't have any friends that are into fanfiction... :(

13) Does anyone you know writes or draw Eleven?

No, but i think it's because Tsunade's hard to draw. Most of my friends only draw guys anyways...

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Holy Shit. That'd be so WICKED!! i mean, sure, NaruSasu, but NaruSasuTema?? intense. I'd go for it. But, no... :( .And i can't write threesomes (i don't know how!!) so it's not like i can do it myself...

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Hard to imagine... um, maybe CLOUDS! or TROUBLESOME! or TEMARI!

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Jump - FloRida feat. Nelly. Kiba's just so full of energy! i can't imagine him being angsty.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Intense yaoi. A lemon ahead for sure. Don't die from a nosebleed. GaaItaNeji

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

You know... you're the only one that can stop my thoughts.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

When the hell did that happen? Shizune, i need more sake!!

20) How emo is Seven?

Hinata isn't emo at all! It'd be cool to see a dark Hinata though... y'know, if she had an Inner Hinata or something.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground which aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

A few gifts to all of you, from me:

These are all websites, authors and video's you guys should check out! By the way, I'm not advertising. I'm just being nice to you guys!

Websites:

www.onemanga.com -- you can read most manga on here. Naruto is constantly updated and they're totally on top of it.

www.mangafox.com -- again, you can read most manga on here, but unlike the one on top, there's also yaoi and (i think!) yuri

www.nakamanga.com -- amazing yaoi manga's on here. Seriously, i like, passed out when i discovered this place

Authors (fanfiction)

SasuSaku Forever and Ever

paws-bells

red-flower 11

the.terrorist

ShelbySabaku

KinkyK and JazzyJ

Video's (Channels, really)

Shane Dawson -- check him out, he's awesomecake!

NigaHiga

TheStation

Kheartsterra -- her AMV's are flipping amazing!!

Have fun! and Love,

JacobB-AnimeLuv