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since: 11-10-08, id: 1738307, Profile Updated: 11-09-09
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Author has written 2 stories for Naruto.

Name: Lorena

Nicknames:Saki, Sakura-chan, Sakura, Chubbs, Chubbsly, Lori, TiTi, Nee-chan, Forehead, billboard-brow, (yes, i know alot of Sakura realated names casue all my friends say i look and act alot like her. Personaly, i dont see resemblence, just the personality.

Age: None of your damn beez wax! But i'm around my teens

Place where you live: God yall are nosey, can't you people stay outta my bizness!?

Hobbies: Karate, Music, Singing, Writing, Reading, Playing Trumpet, Sakura&Sasuke Day Dreaming and my boyfriend lol

Loves: Karate, Music, Singing, Writing, Reading, Playing Trumpet, Sakura&Sasuke Day Dreaming lol for the second time

Hates: Snobbie Stuck Up People, People who think they are the son of god (no offense or anything i believe in god 2), Fake people, Hippocrits (sorry if i miss spelled that too tired to care.)

Friends: Evan, Cara, Brianne, Mike, Justin, Bradley, Josh, Sumer, Luis, Amani, Kacy(guy, its a guy), Amanda, Samantha D, Sammy B, Veronica (but we call her ronnie), Julia R, Julia P, Melissa, Megan, Taylor L, and Taylor G, Jake V, Bill, Amanda R, Alexa, Olivia E, Tariq J, Will L, and other peoples i dont remember names but almost every body at school knows me. And my school holds 4 grades (5-6-7-8th grade) i've got a lot of high school friends too that graduated from my school.

Pets: I have a Doggie!! his name is Nick!! And he's 4years old!

Ethnicity: I'm HISPANIC PEOPLE!! AND PROUND OF IT!! I'M PUERTO RICAN AND COLOMBIAN!! AND I'M LOVIN IT!!

Single or Tied: I am Tied! and im loving it! i love him veryyyy much!! and he loves me back!! i've never been happier in my life!

Female or Male:...If still didn't get my gender after all the names and nicknames...we have a problem my friend...A BIG ONE.

Siblings: A big Brother

Favorite Anime: NARUTO OF COURSE!!

Favorite Anime to watch: Naruto, Bleach, Blood Plus, Full Metal Alchemist, Fruits basket, Vampire Knight, Absolute Boyfriend (i've read the manga and i think they have the show on 2 in DVD's) And some other ones i dont rememeber i've seen alot...trust me...I'm an ANIME freak.

Eyes: Blue with a rim of green, then a rim of yellow gold, and the pupil cuase im cool like that...or just wierd but i like both

Hair: Dark Brown

Hieght: 5'3 i think dont remeber from the last time i went to the doc's

Goals: Be a very famous doctor. To be reconized by everyone as one of the best doctor's in the world...Kind of like Sakura in Naruto, when she wants to become stornger.

Favorite Naruto couples: Sakura& Sasuke, Hinata& Naruto, Ino& Shikamaru, Neji& TenTen, Tsunade& Jiraya/Orochimaru (i know he's a bastard but...he sort has a past like sasuke and you know history repeats itself in the Naruto Anime.)

Favorite Music: Japanese, Instrumental, Spanish, HipHop, Rock, Somewhat screamo music. an others i cant identify

Fav bands: Evanescances (i think thats how u spell it), Linkin Park, Three Days Grace, System of the down, drowning pool, Disturbed And others i dont remember..dont worry...i'll remember...eventually lol

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If people wanted to know HOW fat Karin is here are the Fatness Levels that will help you decide.

Gabriel iglesias told this on comedy central one night.

"Ok...their are 6 levels of fatness. Their is

Big

Healthy

Husky

Fluffy

DAYYYUUUMMMM

-Authormy personal favorite is-

AH HELL NO!

And THAT'S the level that fits Karin perfectly

If you agree with me post this in your profile and add your name to this list. Uchihablossom0626


You Know You Still Live In 2007 When...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did


If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile!

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1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(Don’t cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

Love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

Down.

3. If you’re initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

Blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

Fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

The memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

Changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

Soul mate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time

But will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

Anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

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If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you had a laughing fit for absolutely no reason copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think that it would be fun to be a cartoon, copy this message into your profile


If you believe that SasuSaku is the only way to go, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you believe that Sasuke and Sakura are meant to be together and karin should die, copy and paste this 2 your profile!

If you believe Shikamaru and Ino belong together copy and paste this in your profile!

If You believe Neji and TenTen belong together copy and paste this into your profile!

If you believe Naruto and Hinata belong together copy and paste this into your profile!


If you love Naruto's couples, whatever they may be, as much as the show itself, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Uchihablossom0626

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva,Uchihablossom0626

If you are 110 OBSESSED with ,SasuSaku, NejiTen, NaruHina, &ShikaIno, AND you think about them every second of the day praying for them to get together, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, SakuraUchiha14, Sasusaku4eva, Uchihablossom0626


If you want to slap Naruto for not noticing Hinata, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you want to slap and castrate Sasuke for leaving Sakura, copy and paste this into your profile.

- If you are a SasuSaku fan, add this on your profile –


If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you think girls should rule the world and that it would be a better place copy this onto your profile


If you hate Karin and wish she would die already copy and paste this to your profile!

If SAKURA is your favorite girl character copy and paste this to your profile!

If SASUKE is your favorite guy character copy and paste this to your profile!

If Kyuubi is your favorite demon in Naruto copy and paste this to your profile!


THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Yuga Xyunagi, REfreak, Sharingangirl001, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, SASU-SAKU4everandalways, shadowxblossomx,blueberry08, Micah Sakura, Elemental Caster, Uchihablossom0626

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile


Sakura:Do I ever cross ur mind?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Do you like me?

Sasuke: Not really.

Sakura: Do you want me?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Would you cry if I left?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Would you live for me?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Would you do anything for me?

Sasuke: No.

Sakura: Choose--me or ur life

Sasuke: My life...

Sakura runs away in shock and pain and Sasuke runs after her and says...

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."


The man who says that he doesn't deserve you...is the man who deserves you the most

A true friend walks in when the rest of the world walk out

Yes I am one of those teenage girls who are over obsessive with twilight

& she's the girl with her middle finger in the air because for the first time she doesn't care

sometimes people put walls up not because to keep people out...but to see who cares enough to tear them down

Of course I want my happy ending but instead of a knight on a white horse, I would go with a vampire in a shiny silver volvo

Look I don't have a short attention span i just...Oh Look Kitty!

Don't fall for anyone unless they're willing to catch you...

She's my bestfriend break her heart and I'll break you face

I'm the girl who can watch tons of scary movies and not get scared but scream at the top of my lungs when toast pops up

Sometimes you just have to smile, pretend everythings okay, hold back the tears and walk away

Good luck finding bestfriends I've already got the good ones!

Best friends don't let you do stupid things...alone

A friend would lend their umbrella in the rain but a best friend would take yours and say "RUN BITCH RUN!"

I love my Crazy-Goofy-Stupid-Gorgeous-Weird-Lame-Socially Challenged FRIENDS

Love your enemies it pisses them off!


Absoluteley Love's the following Naruto couples:

SasuSaku NaruHina NejiTen ShikaIno ItacSaku DeidSaku GaarSaku and KakaAnko


Hate's the following Naruto couples:

Yaoi Yuri NaruSaku KibaHina SasuKari JuugKari ItaSasu KankTema GaarTema


WHAT A UNIQUE IS?

Well an unique is, someone who is different from everyone else, and actually has SIMILAR styles to emo-punk-goth-scene-prep, some like me actually combine all of these like right now I am wearing Black skinny's violet shirt and my bangs are over my right eye, see my point. We love and I mean LOVE music we can't live without it, our styles in music is somewhat-weird,

First Part: Hip Hop

Second Part: Rock

Third Part: Pop

Fourth Part: Melody

Fifth Part: Funny! >.

You see my point. We absolutely love neon colours especiall red-green-yellow-blue, we balance out our 'differences' and styles and that is why we have like 39 of the worlds population as friends, it's fun to be Unique but it isn't for everyone, some of us have been mentally broken such as myself, don't do anything drastic and think 'Cool that sounds like me' because it might not be, if you 'want' to be a unique, you don't, sometimes it's just good to be an Individual, don't get those two mixed up because we get pissed.

And remember before you jump to the conclusion that you're a Unique make sure you have at least 80 of the following

Crazy Nail Polish

Know's where to balance

Music Crazed

Loves Friends/Families

Assessory obsessed

Hate's Posers

Anime Lover

Crushes on fictional characters

LOVES twilight

Team-Jacob

Team-Edward

Team-Jasper

Team-Emmett

Team-Carlise


U-Utterly different

N-Not normal

I-Independent

Q-Questions words 'Alike' and 'Same'

U-Understands people different

E-Extemely good hearted, even though some of us needs ours to be mended


Sweetest Thing;

When she walks away from you, mad
Follow her

When she stares at your mouth
Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you
Grab her and don't let go

When she starts cussing at you
Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you
Give her your attention

When she pulls away
Pull her back

When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying
Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared
Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder
Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you
she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands
Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you
bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes
don't look away until she does

When she misses you
she's hurting inside

When you break her heart
the pain never really goes away

When she says its over
she still wants you to be hers

When she repost this bulletin
she wants you to read it!


If you get ticked off because they show some love for every other couple besides your couple, post this in your profile.

If you get ticked off because they show some love between your most favorited and hated character, post this in your profile.

If you think animal cruelty is wrong-discusting-inhumane-JUST NOT RIGHT!! THEN POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!!


If you hate Karin from Naruto and want to see her get stabbed by evil spork wielding gnomes
copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, IsabellaMarieSwan123, Paper Hearts and Paper Cuts, mahalo4ursupport,Emo Vampire Princess Bella,cries-tears-of-sorrow, Emo Vampiress Shadow, Uchihablossom0626

If you think men who think they are superior then woman and look down on them are total and complete ASSHOLES then paste in your profile and add your name to the list : Uchihablossom0626,

REMEMBER WHEN ...
getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?
the worst thing you could get from a boy was c0otiEs?
'm 0 m' (was your hero)
and 'D a D' was the boy you were gonna marry?
when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings
and rAcE iSsuEs were about who ran fastest?
when - WAR- was a card game
and life was simple and care free?
remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP?

Put This In Your Profile If You're Still 5 Inside...No Matter How Old You Are Now

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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

Supporters of this-~-x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Narutofan1126, BETHANY!!, Sakuraangel1327, ordinarilyextrodinary, Uchihablossom0626,

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Sakura Lovers, Add your name and Copy and Paste this on your Page

Cherry Blossom Lov3rs--Anim34Eva96, 2Cut32B3Tru3, Kura Uchia-san, xXVampire-NinXx,XxorangeblossomxX, Uchihablossom0626

'I am the strongest cherry blossom but like many i may fall, But untill then i will remain me'


Dear Flamers,

Roses are red

Violets are Blue

You're better off dead

Than to have me know you

Love:dark coffee beans, x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, Anim34Eva96, Uchihablossom0626

(If you support this, copy it onto you profile and add your name on the list! Lets stop all haters!)


Sing in the tune of 'I love you, you love me'

I love you

You love me

Let's go out and KILL KARIN

With a 'death bomb'

Bang! Boom!

KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR

No more stupid SLUT SLASH WHORE!

Copy this in your profile if you hate Karin and thinks she's a whore

EDWARD AND BELLA BELONG TOGETHER! GO EDWARD AND BELLA!

if you agree copy and paste this on your profile!

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM -'TophToph'-, chocolatecoveredbananacheese,TakutoxMitsuki 4 ever, kaikuro,animefan0000012345,Goth-Vampire Ninja,Anim34Eva, x.X-Pretty n' Punk-X.x, xXVampire-NinXx, XxorangeblossomxX, Uchihablossom0626

If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.

((Hellz yeah! i found a longer one XD))

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.

I'm Mexican so I must be a slut

I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.

I don't smile often so I must be suicidal

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks

I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.( just wear them XD)

I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. ((Got a problem? o.O))

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. ((Thats right! i still love them! their like manga :3))

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.

I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FAN-GIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak

I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed, arrogant and ignorant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.((FanFics should count! ))

I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. ((Im kinda half :3 only in middle school people! and i act like a kid :D))

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE. ((Im not a judgy type of person -_-))

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.((What the hell is that?!))

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I am a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED (( Im really a vampire))

I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake

I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.

I love ANIME, so I MUST be an obsessed asian freak.

I'm into HENTAI, so I MUST be a pedophile and a sadomasochists.

I love Japan more than My country, so I MUST be racist.

I own a DOG, so I MUST hate cats.

I'm a Cyber Punk, so I MUST be a freak.

I like taking Photos, so I MUST be a Pervert.

I like to collect things, so I MUST be Ancient.

I want/have Piercing', so I MUST be a gang banger.

I want/have Tattoo's, so I MUST be a Rapist and Drug Addict.

If I have a Brother then, I MUST be into INCEST.

If I have a Sister then, I MUST be Doing Her.

If you HATE stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.


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Catwoman Meooowww!

...that's pretty sad. >I have a link to Sakura's hairdo for the "Catwoman Meooowww!". it's not that clear but it gives u and idea. It kinda looks a little wierd but i might post it with the highlights as well not sure yet.

http://s383.photobucket.com/albums/oo274/Sakura_Uchiha0626/?action=view¤t=GetAttachment3-1.jpg

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1. Their 'Ain't No Other Man' like Sasuke reviews
A sonfic that just came to me. Sakura does a charity event for an orphanage and gets a little surprise after the show. Song: Ain't No Other Man by Christina Aguilera. disclaimer Do not own Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,743 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-23-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
2. Catwoman Meooowww » reviews
Shy innocent little sakura has been ridiculed since she was little, she keeps everythig bottled until she gets this new power, chaos let lose and its hell from here for the bullies.Pairings SasuSaku,NaruHina,InoShika disclaimers don't OWN NARUTO!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,855 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 7-20-09 - Published: 3-30-09 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
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