name: Nicole(not my real name but its pretty i also go by Nikie)
looks:blonde hair blue eyes
gender:female
age: didnt you see the line right above this im a girl you dont ask.
occupation: student currently looking for anbu headquarters to enlist.
dream: somehow finish one of my fanfic ideas and turn it into a fanfic even though it is troublesome.

FAVORITE NARUTO COUPLES not in order

GAASAKU (#1)

NARUHINA(so cute)

SHIKATEM

NEJITEN

AKASAKU (to cute)

COUPLES I LIKE

kibaino

kakasaku

kakashixanko

kankuroxino

shikasaku

COUPLES JUST PLAIN DONT LIKE

YAOI AND YURI (no offence to those who like it i just dont)

gaara with anyone but sakura

You know you're obsessed with Naruto when,

· Dye your hair blonde and try to walk up a tree. no i want sakura blossom pink

· Live by a strict diet of only ramen. i tried but i didnt have enough ramen and i needed tacos

· Call your semester examine a chuunin exam.

· Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector.

· Roll your eyes back in your head and shout "Byakugan". its to hard i couldnt do it

· Copy every thing a person does and claim it's your bloodline. hahaha it annoys my sisters so much lol

· Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.

· Start adding the words chan and kun on the end of your friends names. only my sisters

· Paste a piece of paper that says come come paradise on the front of adult books. dont own any

· Jump off a cliff and attempt to use Kuchiyose No Jutsu to summon the toad king. no i want to summon a wild cat or a wolf

· Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. sadly i cant find one

· Memorize the 64 points of Ninpou.

· Stick your hand in a electric box and scream "Chidori" as you pass out.

· Join a website and use the name Neji as your s/n.

· Start to call your teachers Sennin. no just sensei

· Claim your going to kill your best friend so you can have a better Sharigan. i like my sight to much to do that

· Sit in your local book store and read the manga all day. the book store is to far away

· When someone ask you who your dream girl is and you say Ino. im a girl

· Agree to stay up and write this list so you can be added to the staff of Naruto Central. no its too troublesome

· Spend your week searching down Naruto sites.

· Refuse a date because your saving yourself for Sakura. no im waiting for gaara or sasori or Itachi or Deidara

· Graduate high school and proclaim yourself as an Anbu.

· Cry at the flash back scenes of Sasuke's family i dont like sasgay

· Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. no i like itachi

· Put a picture of Hinata in your wallet and tell your friends it's your girlfriend. no shes one of my best friends

· List Anbu as current occupation on a job application.

· Can spout out a random character quote on command. just hn, believe it, and shannaro ohh and die!

· Draw symbols on a scroll and try to seal a whole in a wall with it. i dont have any holes in the wall

· Sneak around and try to beat your grand father.

· Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi why!". yeah, Itachi why are you single when you look so hot

· Eat all day and all night, and then try to roll into a ball and run someone down. yum food (drools)

· Get bit by a snake and decide stabbing the wound is a good idea. have not been bitten yet

· Read manga 24 hours non-stop.

· Decide that if you can't hit a tree 1500 times then you'll jump rope 1500 times. too troublesome

· Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".

· When you run, you run with your arms behind you.

· Try to walk on top of a hot spring. no hot springs here but i tried it in the bathtub but that didnt work out so well

· When someone asks you what your dream is, say that its to be Hokage.

· Write your name in blood on a big scroll.

· Take a leave of absence for two and a half years and when you come back pretend you are cooler and smarter.

· You refuse to have a girlfriend because you want to win Sakura's heart. no i am a girl and she is now my best friend

· You paint the kyubii seal on your stomach and claim you have a demon inside of you. err it's hard

· You dye your hair red and carry around bags of sand.

· You carve the Hokage's faces on a mountain. too troublesome

· You name your dog Akamaru or Pakkun. no i named my dog before i discovered the wonders of NARUTO

· You always wear sunglasses and keep bugs in your pockets.

· You get red contacts and claim you are from the Uchiha bloodline.

· You always wear green, skintight clothes.

· When you do something stupid, you claim you were being controlled by the Shadow Possesion Jutsu.

· You dye your hair white and spy on girls. me girl

· You collect frogs and claim to be a Toad Sage.

· You wear a gigantic black cloak with red clouds on it and claim to catch demons.

· You sharpen chop sticks and claim them to be senbons.

· You yell out "Wind Shuriken Throw of Death" when throwing a frisbee.

· You stick pythons up your sleeves, jump down from a tree, and say that you're Orochimaru. eww oro-pedophile-maru is creepy

· Throw knives around the house and scream "I am practicing to throw my kunais!"

· You try to gulp down ramen and nearly choke.

· Paint dark circles with mascara around your eyes and claim to be able to control sand.

· You faint when someone touches your forehead.

· You flail your arms in circles to try and kill bees.

· You try to kill your brother every day.

· Dye your hair pink and follow around the hottest guy you can find. not enough cute guys sniff

· You constantly crack your knuckles and do hand signs without even thinking.

· You claim your gym teacher to be your mentor.

· You always wear an orange jumpsuit.

· You claim your life goal is to kill your brother.

· You drink sake and say you are in the "spring time of youth".

· You add the word dattebayo to the end of each sentence.

· You keep alcohol in your mouth then spit it out with a match by your mouth to create a fireball.

· You poke people in their butts and yell "A thousand years of pain!".

· You always carry a large fan behind you. nope I only have a couple of small ones

· You paste Naruto's face on pictures of your friends and claim to have met him.

· In the middle of the night, you blast a flashlight into your dad's eyes and yell "Chidori!"

· Get Konoha tattoos on various parts of your body.

· Tattoo the love symbol on your forehead to look like Gaara.

· Carry a fan and wave it at anyone with a shadow.

· Draw a swirl on your palm and claim to be able to do the Rasengan.

· When being attacked, you spin in circles to defend yourself.

· When fighting someone, you attack to hit that at their chakra points.

· You name your pig Ton-ton.

· You look in the mirror and think its your shadow clone.

· You yell "Konoha Senpuu" when kicking a soccer ball.

· You carry around a puppet all day and claim it is dangerous.

· You call your teacher Iruka-sensei.

· You go to school with a forehead protector and claim it is the new trend from the Hidden Leaf Village.

· When you fight, you poke your opponent 64 times.

· You stay up all night claiming that the Shukaku will eat you.

· You lay and stare at the clouds all day claiming everything to be troublesome.

· You have a frog wallet.

· Every time your class goes on a field trip, you call it a mission.

· You get angry and feel like punching Karin whenever she makes a move on Sasuke.

· Paint your skin red and tell everyone you opened the third chakra gate.

· You type in Konoha as your hometown on Internet forms.

· You keep paper shurikens in your fanny pack.

. You copy and paste this into your profile so everyone knows you are Naruto Crazy.

. stay up all night trying to get an account on fan fiction

. rip apart the project you spent 24 hours doing, take some of the material and claim it is a kunai...then start throwing it at people

.start speaking like you are in a manga and instead of sighing you actually say sigh :)

.shout IM NEJI and start pointing fingers at people inches from their skin, insisting youre hurting them it works

.your life long wish is that your cousin gives you the DAMN DISCS OF NARUTO...i'm still waiting for those discs X(

.talk about naruto non stop and let yourself look like a complete idiot infront of people who have never heard of it

.call someone (who doesn't watch naruto) Jiraiya's best friend and start laughing maniacly...by the way i was trying to imply that she was a pervert

.throw a book at a friend who says Shikamaru is ugly and who spoils an episode grrrrr

.spend your holidays downloading Naruto pictures, putting on Naruto backgrounds and browsing this site!

.eating cup noodles and thinking that your eating cup ramen

.spend your whole lunch times and homerooms arguing with your friend about who the best character is in Naruto

.never leave the computer all day and when your mum asks what your doing say "guess" and she replies "your watching Naruto"

.spend the only hours you aren't reading manga, watching anime, reading fan fiction, doing homework or going to school(including sports) drawing naruto characters

.when your cousin says something to your liking you reply "good boy akamaru" and pat his head

.whenever you see tomatoes you think of sasuke

.when you see pineapples you see shikamarus head on them, when you see chicken asses you think about sasuke

.when you get an art project and they say to base it on what is important to you start to draw your favorite characters head (im making a shikamaru pot hehehehe)

.when you thought you lost your drawings of naruto characters you screamed and nearly fainted

.whenever you feel any sort of emotion you copy the actions that the characters do eg. crack knuckles or punch the air and shout Shannero or you clench your hands into a fist and imagine your eyes are on fire - from Rock Lee

. start to get a habit of doing the 'nice guy' pose

If you hate Karin from NARUTO copy and paste this karin bashings and add you name on the bottoms.

Karin is so fat, not even Naruto can believe it!
Karin is so fat, not even the byakugan can see through her.
Karin is so ugly, ANBU thought she was in the second level of the curse mark, and kicked her butt.
Karin is so stupid, she took a shiet thinking it would open the 8 inner gates.
Karin is so old, Gai dropped his "Power of youth" philosophy on the spot.
Karin is so ugly, when she passed by Hinata, Hinata yelled 'dayummmmm!'
Karin is so ugly, Itachi felt like his eyesight was diminishing when he saw her.
Karin is so ugly, she made Jiraiya too scared to peek again when he saw her.
Karin is so fat she made fun of Chouji for being skin and bones
Karin is so fat that when Lee was doing her, he gave up.
Karin is so ugly, They made her join ANBU just so they can put a mask on her
Karin is so stupid, she couldn't find any of the "hidden" villages.
Karin is so ugly, the Nine-tails fled in fear.
Karin is so ugly, it's forbidden just to transform into her
Karin is so fat, Tazuna considered using her as the bridge to the
mainland.

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Sad Poems:

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

Her Name was Auroura

Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic

Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair

She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound

Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endore

A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die

She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
" God, why? Why is
My life always sinking? "

Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did

Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made

She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
" You deserve to die
You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying

Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor

It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

Beaten:

My name is Tiffany.

I am three,

My eyes are swollen.

I cannot see,

I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else I'm locked up

All day long.

When I'm awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While I lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

And you can help

Sickens me top the soul,

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

One heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are affected,

Do something about it!

So all I ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE.(.).
c(") ("). cute bunny

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.( 'o').
.C(")("). bunny who says "I'm Telling Mom!"

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.(x x).
C(")("). DEAD BUNNY

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C(")("). sleeping bunny

20 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB: If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Sakuranata, WeaponsMistress1, AppleBlossom69, Kinky-Nami-Lass, Sugar.Coated.Rainbow, Deidara's Sugar Girl, The Authoress of Heartbreak, SB01, BellaPerea, strawberryblossom-chan