Hello to whoever might stumble upon this profile!

Whether you're here by accident or design, I welcome you!

If you have the stalkerish tendencies it takes to actually read other people's profiles (no offence, it is a natural thing, lack of curiosity is genetic malfunction in my eyes), well, if you have aforesaid (very natural) tendencies, here is a little information about me - all for you:

First of all I am from Germany. I frequently laugh about stupid Hitler-jokes or tell some myself (he's so embarrassingly ridiculous for a dictator and mass-murderer).

Secondly, I feel a sort of second-rate patriotism for Great Britain (first-rate is reserved to the country I was born). Reason for that is a pretty long stay over there when I was small, so that nowaydays I am bilingual and anglophilian.

Thirdly, my Mama is a bookseller. Oh, the joy of reading! Diving into worlds of compound design, stories far away from reality and yet so metaphorically relevant for everyday life... Even though I spend hours with my wee sweet netbook surfing the internet, what takes the most time? Reading fanfiction, of course!

Fourthly, I love knitting! It's meditating while at the same time being actually productive AND you can chat or watch TV right AT THE SAME TIME!! I'm not as good as my aunt yet though: knitting, reading, watching TV and listening to the radio simultanously. Or something like that.

Fifthly, I love the ABSURD! Give me stories where everyone else says "this must come from a very deranged mind" I will tell them "Also. I will proceed to read this with the utmost zeal to understand the writer's take on literal art"

HOW I love Ulrich Haarbürste's Novel of Roy Orbison in Clingfilm! HOW I enjoyed the weird paths of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series! HOW The Nine Lifes of Thomas Katz fascinate me!

Well, that's it for now.

Keep your towel close, may the Force be with you and be there always biscuits in your secret stash!