Hello. :)

I am the AnnoyingTurnip, originally known as DanichT02. I am obsessed with all things Sakura Haruno and Vic M. I destroy the lovely plot of Naruto by creating fantabulous stories for it. My writing skills aren't "top-notch" but hopefully my intelligence will increase as the years go on. Hopefully you will enjoy these stories, but if you don't just critique me. Politely. Enjoy!

Joint account w/ Meggi04:http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2335113/ObnoxiousDuo

Joint account w/ CrazyGreyWolfGirl & QuotingShakespear: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2387716/xXInsanityStrikesxX

deviantART account: http://dani-chi.deviantart.com/

Newest Editions: Lovely Shenanigans - NarutoxSakura

Recent Updates: A Taste of Cherry - GaixSakura

In-Progress Updates: Team Hawk Medic, In Heat, Long Way from Home, Ooh Lala!, The Princess, the Prince, and the Sister, Alone and Loved, Fangirling 101 (I might be editing a few of my old stories FYI)

Coming Soon:

And the Drama Continues - SasukexSakura

Spell Bound - KakashixSakura one-shot

The Reader's Digest - ItachixSakura one-shot (possible multiple chapters)

Cry Me a River - SasukexSakura one-shot

Good Enough - ShikamaruxIno one-shot

Daily Horoscope - ?xSakura one-shot

Random fuzzies

JUNE = SEXY
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn't pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Very easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Understanding. Fun to be around. Nympho-and an awesome lover too...makes u happy so that makes them happy...Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and travelling. Systematic. Hot but has brains.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.

Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a PUNK, so I must only wear black and date only other punks.

I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.

I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT, so MUST be a tree hugging hippy.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I don't wear MAKEUP, so I MUST look ugly.

I have GLASSES, so I MUST be smart.

I'm QUIET, so I MUST be anti-social.

I choose OBAMA, so I MUST be black.

I'm MEAN, so I MUST not have any feelings.

I LOVE the store HOT TOPIC, so I MUST be GOTH.

I buy stuff from SPENCERS, so it must be a SEX TOYS.

I'm SHY, so I MUST be insecure.

I love JAPANESE BOYS, so I MUST hate AMERICAN BOYS.

I like HENTAI, so I MUST be a perverted girl.

I have a BIG BUTT, so I MUST be BLACK.

I have a great MEMORY, so I MUST be smart.

I have a DEVIANTART, so I MUST want to get discovered.

I like to CUSS a lot, so I MUST I have anger issues.

I wear CONVERSE, so I MUST be PUNK.

I don't go to the MALL, so I MUST not have a LIFE.

I don't like to EAT A LOT, so I MUST be BULIMIC.

I love my own RACE, so I MUST dislike the others.

I dislike my own RACE, so I MUST have ISSUES.

I like RAINBOWS, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm OPEN MINED, so I MUST do everything.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be SHOWING THEM OFF.

I like going to RESTAURANTS, so I MUST be fat.

I like to BAKE and COOK, so I MUST be FAT.

I think ANIME BOYS are better than REAL BOYS, so I MUST be CRAZY.

I love VAMPIRES, so I MUST be WEIRD.

I have BRACES, so I MUST look like a nerd.

I dislike my BODY, so I MUST have poor SELF IMAGE.

I want to be RICH, so I MUST be POOR.

I love KID MOVIES, so I MUST be CHILDISH.

"Stick that in your cripe hole and suck it." (Tennis-2010)