Hello, hi, good morning ( or good evening, depending upon the clock.)

First of all, I'm from Denmark, so I apologize if my spelling isn't the most perfect in the world.

Very well, the gender is girl ( I think, you should see me when I'm sleeping. And hear me, when I'm snoring.)

The age is 17, and the date of my birth is, amongst other things, the deathdate of Herman Melville.

I like to read, write and then I listen to tons of music. I also draw a bit and I'm not that bad with a paintbrush.

Well, enough bragging for now. Time for some facts: Music, books, music, books, paintings, books, artists, music, books, music, chocolate, books, liquorice, cool and pretty guys/men (not that new Pretty Guy concept, it's just gross!), ice cream, books, music and many things more!

My favourite author is Neil Gaiman, and my favorite book of his is Neverwhere. And I would like to apologize if I, completely unaware of it, maybe uses some of the Gaiman quotes.

Other books include Gormenghast, Coraline, My Swordhand Is Singing and oh so very many more.

"RIP Sophie Lancaster. You'll be missed by many". (copy and paste this if you agree)

A book is a dream that you hold in your hands

"Gentlemen, this fallen angel is the illegitimate daugther of art and science..."

Roses are red, violets are blue.

If I am schizophrenic, then I am too.

- Voltaire.

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Oh, and I LOVE vampires! And it's not something I've learned along the way, I've been a massive fan of monsters since I was a kid. (Seriously I used to scare the hell out of my preschool teachers.) Yes I LOVE vampires. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE, LOVE!

Oh, and I HATE Twillight! Pop vampires, what the hell is that about?!

Note: Be assured, if I read one of your stories, I'll review it. Everything else just doesn't feel right...:)

Just read a story which was a painful rip-off from one of mine... I don't want to sound egocentric, and I'm a coward when it comes to things like that, so I don't even have the balls to write to that person who wrote it... But I won't be reviewing it either! HAH!

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