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My name is Bridgette, the Silent Assassin, but I have many names. Bridge, Kat, Seras, Hellblaze, whatever pops into your mind first. I prefer Bridgette or Kat though. When me und my friend Blacktwist first watched TDI she was like "OMG Bridgette that chick looks just like you! And you have the same name!" ... Well obviously shes completely mental because I look nothing like TDI Bridge. Were like polar opposites. I am the Silent Assassin, the happy skippy prancy goth! 8D I beleive I was first introduced to fanfiction when I stumbled across a doujinshi (I think that's how you spell it) of Inuyasha. Looking more into the story I discovered this wonderful site und all the magic it held within the bowls of the internet. Ever since then I have loved to write. I'm on the dark side to tell the truth, so I like to beleive I focus on the darker side of things in my fics. Some of the times anyways. Also it seems like I have a knack for making characters a bit OOC no matter what I do. -_- A good break from the same old rutiene is good every now and then though, am I right? My favorite fandom to write for is, of coarse, TDI/A. My main pairing is Duncan and Courtney (I swear any Courtney/DxC bashers vill FEEL MY WRATH) and I toss in a few crack pairings for good measure, I have have other fics stored away for Inuyasha, Hellsing, Death Note, Harry Potter, Kim Possible, anything about my many OCs, and anything else I can think of. Plus I absolutely foam at the mouth at the very mention of yuri and shun yaoi like the plague.

I absolutely LOATH Twilight (Hissss) with every fiber of my soul. (Hence the icon) I won't start because if I do I'll rant for days. But honestly... sparkling vampires, SPARKLING VAMPIRES, where the HELL did that come from Smeyer?! Seriously! Uhg. Twilight has made a mockery to REAL vampires eveywhere. Forgive us Alucard, Dracula, Nosferatu, and all you other true vampires... Bram Stoker is rolling in his grave. (Or however the expression goes) I intend to wear my anti twilight shirt on the day New Moon premires. (Snicker) And yes I attempted to actually read the book, I can't ignore anything vampire related, and died a little bit inside each time I turned the page. The whole time I was screaming "GAH! Bite her already so this book will end!" But alas... (Sigh)

My opinion of TDA so far

Well pretty much the first few episodes were rather dull. The whole drama between Trent and Gwen was fine but I had always hated Gwen, even before she got all buddy-buddy with Duncan. I support their friendship seeing as I have a guy friend and everyone insist we go out (despite the fact I'm gay, be we won't worry about that) but I still don't like her much. After Gwen was voted off things were kinda of dull. I laughed when Izzy got voted off. Twice. I screamed when Heather got voted off. I mean really, shes awesome. I expected her to last a little longer. I cheered when Courtney returned. I practically drooled when the cast wore that utterly fantastic leopard skin. Courtney was absolutely gorgeous in that, as was Chris. I cheered again when Owen was voted off. Never really liked him much.

Now I really started to pay attention when Courtney came back. She just makes things so much more interestng. And am I the only one whos noticed what a bitch she is now?! I mean really, she was never this mean before. Shes practically the little fledgling of Heather. I guess they need a bitch now that shes gone. There's just so much to love about Courtney. The spy episode was the best when she whipped out a can of whoop ass and was jumpin all over the place like a freakin ninja. My fave quote from that: "If I were a wolf I'd howl. Aw, what the heck. AWOOOO!" I was cracking up. I really liked Princess Pride to. I think it was so sweet how Justin fell head over heels for Courtney and made Duncan all jealous. Plus Courtney is an apparently awesome singer. "She's the most beautiful thing I've ever seen..." "Yeah..." Definetally one of my faves so far next to the 1,000,00 B.C. episode. (Leopard skin X3!) Plus it was just plain hilarious when Heather tried to lob off Courtney's hair. The mystery episode was like really boring. The highlight of that episode was a wet Courtney in nothing but a towel and Courtney suducing Duncan. Tre hot. I think it was stupid how Owen came back in the rock episode and Lindsay voted herself off on accident. She was like my third favorite left on the show. I hope Owen gets voted off soon. And Beth. And Harold. Courtney and Duncan should go head to head in the final two.

The kung fu episode was pretty funny actually. I loved it when Courtney and Beth had to cook for the guys. But poor Courtney was being attacked by vicious sea monsters the whole time. T_T Damn Beth... All in all it was fairly decent. The space episode was really dull to. We all knew that Beth and Courtney's girl alliance wouldn't last very long at all so there was no shock there when they started fighting after only one episode. Duncan's tarantula Scruffy was actually really cute. To bad it died on Harold's back. At least Courtney comforted him even though she hated Scruffy. But after that episode I realized something... There is virtually no hope left for DxC. Now I get why so many haters are popping up. Duncan is an over all favorite with viewers, whats not to love about him, you know. He's still madly in love with Courtney and she's just bitching at him and being selfish. I don't think they're goanna make it. Though I don't see how they'll ever get back together at this point, I still love both Duncan AND Courtney, and I won't give up hope for DxC!

I hear that the next episode will be something involving the cast mates (I keep wanting to call them campers) having to take care of animals called Top Dog. When I heard this I was like OMG thats so cool! I totally already came up with that idea like three years ago! Seriously, once I made this story called My Furry Little Fiend where the campers had to take care of an animal for a week. I wonder if the episode will be anything like my story. In mine Beth was already gone so in TDA that left Duncan Courtney and Owen since Harold is gone. In my story Duncan took care of a wolf, Courntey a puma, and Owen a deer. Courtney and Duncan both lost because they lost their animals but found them again playing together in the forest after their challenge was already over. It was this whole thing about how Duncan and Courtney fought like cats and dogs and if their dog and their cat could get along then they could to. I think Duncan might win this animal challenge. I don't know why, he seems good with animals. One of those things that might surprise you. Either Duncan or Beth I think. We'll just have to see.

Well Top Dog just showed. It was absolutely nothing like my story. And let me take a minute to say... NOOOOO! COOOOOURTNEEEEEYYYYY!! I can't beleive Dunan and Courtney BROKE UP! Well I expected it like I've said before, BUT STILL! I almost cried. T_T TDA ruined Courtney anyways! She was so much nicer in TDI. Somewhere... all across the nation (And Canada. And London. And wherever else TDA shows) The DxC and Courtney haters are laughing their asses off, while the supporters like me are crying. Let us take a moment of silence to relive the greatest moments of Total Drama ISLAND history between the two... (Mostly off the top of my head...)

And why should I help you darling?

Because if you don't I can personally garentee you'll be the one going home. Darling.

Omigosh! Ewwww! You were cuddling me!

I was calmly liying on my back trying to catch a few zzzs. You were snuggling up to me.

I just wanted to say... I' sorry for scaring you last night.

Its ok if you can't do it.

Alright... I'll try.

Duncan! You're awesome!

Like you said Courtney, its ok if you can't do it!

Ya wanna make out?

The girl can't keep her antlers off me.

Make sure your big paws don't mash the pastry.

Make sure yer uptight butt doesn't curtle the custard.

I can't beleive you found a new Bunny for DJ. You're a good guy.

What!? No I'm not.

You are! You're actually... Nice.

Just don't tell anyone. I don't want them to think I'm soft or anything...

Your secrets safe with me.

But you might get kicked off!

I didn't know you cared.

Princess!

I wish you'd stop calling me that...

(And of coarse... what is widely known as DxC's shinning moment... Their first kiss...)

But it was like, once I did something bad, it was so much fun I just wanted more!

Well you could always give me that kiss, that'd be pretty bad.

You're still not my type.

Fine. Enjoy a peanutbutterless life.

Thanks. Enjoy prison.

I will.

(Kiss)

(And their goodbye...)

Courtney wait! I made this for you!

Duncan! ... Ok this is really weird and creepy but... I love it! I'll never forget you!

(Last, but definitely not least, the reunion...)

Duncan is so immature. What is it about almost dying bodily functions that guys love?!

Why would I want to watch Gwen and Owen risk their lives?

This is life at its most raw. Check out Elvis here with his guitar. One mistep, and his girlfriend is shark bait! Now that would make for an interesting song.

Then again... Danger is kinda HOT.

(Kiss)

You're still not my type.

You make me sick.

(Kiss)

Rest in peace DuncanxCourtney... You will be greatly missed. Let us hope that one day you will return to us, brighter better and more in love than ever before. The love between you two, the unlikely pair of the delinquent and the preppy, lives on in our hearts. It lives on in our stories. It lives on in our fanart. It lives on in Camp Wawanakwa. It lives on in your wooden skull...

Don't let their love die. Copy and paste this on your profile if you will miss the fantastic pairing of Duncan and Courtney, the best of the best. Feel free to add any I might have missed, ONLY from TDI though. Their golden days.

(Sniff) (Sniff) ... (Sobs) Why did it have to end?! Stay gold Duncan and Courtney... Stay gold. (A cookie to whoever can guess what book thats from)

Some of my favorite conversations with my friend Charlie.

Me: Hey Charlie, guess what?

Charlie: What?

Me: Last night you crashed a car. Twice.

Charlie: Awesome! How cool am I?!

After he showed me creepy drawing he drew

Me: Damn Charlie. What do you do in your spare time?

Charlie: Sometimes when I'm alone I try to move shit with my mind.

Me: Really. And how does that work out for you?

Charlie: It's a work in progress.

Friends:

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN BITCH RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you sayin "THAT WAS FRICKING AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS:Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS:Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS:Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?'

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!

FRIENDS: Would help you up if you fell

BEST FRIENDS: Would push you back down and laugh at you

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

20 different things you can do to maintain a healthy level of insanity in your day-to-day life.

1. At lunch time, sit in a parked car while wearing sunglasses and pointing a hair dryer at all of the passing cars. See if they slow down

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3.Every time someone asks you to do anything, ask it they want fries with that.

4.Put your garbage container onto of your desk and label it In."

5.Put decaf in the coffee machine for three weeks. Once everyone had gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo slot of all of your checks write, "For sexual favors."

7. Finish all of your sentences with, "In accordance to the prophecy."

8. Stop using punctuation.

9. Whenever possible, skip, rather than walk.

10. When every you go out to eat order a diet water, with a serious face.

11. Specify that your drive-thru orders are, "To go."

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask, "Why don't the poems rhyme?"

14. During a meeting stand up and act indignant. Demand that the boss tell you the real reason this meeting was called.

15. Five days in advance tell your friends you can't come to their party because your not in the mood.

16. Have all of your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Bottom.

17. When the money comes out of the ATM scream, "I won! I won!"

18. When leaving the zoo start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run of your lives! They're lose!"

19. Tell your kids over dinner, "Due to the economical situation, we're sorry to say we're going to have to let one of you go."

20. During a meeting spill coffe on the conference table. Produce a little paper boat and sail it down the table.

When somebody tells you nothing is impossible, ask him to dribble a football.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said, I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness." Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

Money can't buy happiness but it can certainly rent it for a couple of hours.

Don't judge a book by it's cover -- judge it by the movie.

The only reason that I talk to myself is because that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.

I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Where there's a will, I want to be in it.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

Fave Quotes From TV, Books, Ect. Or Other Random Things

I love to walk in the rain, because no one can see me crying.

Yesterday is history, tomarrows a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present.

Am I evil? Yes I am. Am I evil? I am man.

What lies behind us and what lies before us are small matters compared to what lies within us.

Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed.

Smile like an idiot laugh like a lunatic and cry like a fool. (My moto)

Meeting together, the parting of ways, hope of reunion in the heart stays.

Hearts closed to the conflict within, eyes shut to the obvious sin.

Revenge burns deep within the soul, never forgotten nor quenched.

This 'normal' you speak of doesn't sound very fun at all.

Without courage wisdom fails and power corrupts. Without wisdom courage losses hope and power is senseless. Without power courage is weak and wisdom is useless. That is why heros possess all three.

Hell hath no fury like a pissed off woman.

If I were a wolf I'd howl. Aw, what the heck. AWOOOOO!

He offered me sugar and wanted to know my secrets...

Russel likes to hurt people. For peace.

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I use that line to floss my teeth with.

No, I don't have a MySpace, and yes, I'm still alive.

Severus Snape: Potions master, Death Eater, lord of the dance.

I'll laugh at whatever the hell I want to!

Caution: This is Sparta

Real vampires don't sparkle.

Its America! We go in there with threts and bribes until we get what we want. And if all else fails we beat the crap out of em!

"Jared are these what you call immigrants?!" "I think they're women sir."

Thanks for the great sex, loser!

It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.

Stay gold Ponyboy... Stay gold.

Fave books:

The Warrior Cat series

Dead to the World

Living Dead in Dallas

Inkheart Spell and Death

Howl's Moving Castle

The Hunger Games

Catching Fire

Eragon

Eldest

Brisingar

City of Ember