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Author has written 2 stories for Cherub. Mean Girls: "Four for you Glen Co-Co! You go Glen Co-Co!" Hi there Everyone in the world of Fan fiction. It's Will so that is special. Now, Everyone loves a good comedian don't they? Wrong! Youre an idiot. My Avatar was edited to keep the inocent safe. About the Fabulauos me: My name is William but most people call me Will or Elmo. I'm suprisingly a boy. Have sort of shortish blonde hair. A'm still the shortest kid in my class at 4ft,11 but I make up for it by being loud. I look about ten years younger than I rearly am. I'm a crazy nutjob. Have SJD (Spontainious Jumping Disorder) Music, friends and reading rule my lyfe innit. I cannot spell or use grammer very well(Im not even the not the brightest bulb in the box, i'm the light bulb that the toddler found thought it would be fun to throw across the room, and cried when I smashed). And everyone loves me even if they don't admit it. And I am currently spending my time staring at ducktape. Whoo! Now ducktape rules my life. Things I RUV SHOOOOOO MUCH: My Dog. Musicals. My friends. Radiators. Jumping. Acting like a poof. Singing out lound while everyone else is silent. (Even at the end of a German test.) Dancing in my own crazy way. Acting. Desinging Buildings. Writing Stories (Most of them are about GAY people being amazing.) John Barrowman, David Bowie. Zac Braff (Because he's a nerd like me.) M&S Adverts (But not what they sell) Friends (TV) Scrubs (TV) Magic. Moulin Rouge. Old SKOOOOL Mario characters. Lib Dems. Anything coverd in chocolate. (And I mean anything. Exept most things) Indie Music. Disney songs(they are suprisingly amazing). ABBA! MAMMA MIA! Here I go again! WHOOO! (I added the whoo part because it is more interesting) Me NO LIKEY: My mortal Enemy (He's a flibben Prick) My family (Even though I let my sister have a tribute to herself on this page.) Life in General. Conservitives. THe Economy. Goverment (There all stupid.) Homophobes. Steriotypes. R&B. Rap (Its just a bunch of people speaking or should I say swearing in rythm.) Horoscopes. Major world Disasters. Warm Vegetables. Nuts. ICT! This is the more simple version of Me. Name: Will Sex: No thanks (Sorry for the cliche but had to say it) Nah, im a boy. Age: 14 Hair: Sehr Blonde and shortish since my sisters forced me to have it cut. Eyes: Very, very light blue and inocent or so i've been told. Figure: Think of a stick wearing skinny jeans and a purple T-Shirt. Most Known for: Constantly listening to my I-Pod, bursting into song, travles by the means of skipping, flirting with whichever boy is nearest (much to their hatered of it) Music I LURRRVE: I actually have no Idea. Well the main genre I listen to is soundtrack stuff like musicals, film music and all that shadazzle, I also listen to alot of Indie Rock and Alternative so thats very different and classic music from the 1950s onwards, especially like 'Blame it on the Boogie'. But I don't really know what I prefer. Bestest Films: OK, Romeo and Juliet 1996, Moulin Rouge, Hairspray, Jackass, any chick flic (Much to my sisters annoyance), Angus Thongs, Little Miss sunshine, ABLSOLUTELY NO SCARY FILMS THOUGH! TV SHOWS: Friends, Scrubs and Skins cover up most of what I watch. BOOKS: I love: Cherub, Twilight saga, Harry potter(But I have to say, from the first book onwards they keep going downhill), Confessions of Georgia Nicoleson, His Dark Materials, Errie Queerie and weirdly 'The Famous Five' BOOKS I HATE: Not really books more like magazines but Pornos. Eurghh! I'm a nice clean civil boy with amazing lust for Multiple Boys. Ha Ha. My hobbies/intrests: I, like alot of peeps on FanFiction, spend alot of time reading or writing or a combination of both (it's kinda depressing as most of my chapters in my stories are written when about I feel at that time, but during writing I have breif anger moments witch is why in my stories, in practically every chapter their is an argument.), I suprisingly like running and gymnastics and dancing (witch furthers everyones question 'Are you Gay' which I reply sudectively 'Wouldn't you like to know.' Of course I only do this to guys otherwise it wouldn't work) This isn't really that brief. Sports I hate: Team sports especcially Rugby and Football. I am very timid and Wiry so I snap easily. Any ball games as they should not be played by the uncordinated. Fav Food: Anything from a French Patissarey(I love French bakery so much), milkshakes(Not food but I don't care), small amounts of chocolate other wise I feel so sick. Dream Date I would love: Can't anyone guess, Duh! John Barrowman as he is like the fittest older guy ever. 42 or 43 and a complete stunner. Phwarh! But their is a MASIVE age differnce. Also Zac Braff (J.D off Scrubs) Fave Pairings: Cherub: Harry Potter: Errie Queerie: Kingdom Hearts: Helena's Speech Will's a nerd ! I have super long, blonde and straight hair. And I rock at running. I won cross country by a mile cause I'm so AWESOME! (joking btw, for people who don't understand sarcasm, actually I forgot nerdy sarcasm. By the way .. BTW means by the way but I did actually win) And I love Hot Fuzz, How to lose a guy in 10 days, Mean Girls, Little Miss Sunshine, Angus Thongs, 10 THINGS I HATE ABOUT YOU (It's the best film imaginable - I mean . Heath Ledger...Hot or what!?) And Dark Knight - he looks so phycotic fit in that aswell, well me and my maties think so. I LOVE Steve Jones he's a sex bomb, and Aaron Johnson . Zac Efron has a nice body but he has a hideous femenin face - SICK! I play the violin - it's not stupid, it sounds beautiful when it's good. And piano, I suckk! Anyway. I'm a pretty cool kid. FROM HELENA BROWN! Will's Sister. Anyway, my brother writes stories about crappy squirrels and 'danger nutty' and crap like that. But I guess you're all nerds like him on this fan fiction whatnot. So I guess you'll love his crap. Well I'm off now, again, to do my paper round, which Will does aswell, so I have money.. to spend at Costa. And Trolli Pizzas cause they taste sooo gurrd - even though they're like plastic. Well other sister is home now BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I actually agree with most of what my sister just said in her first paragraph. But I do not write stories about Danger Nutty and Crap like that, that is behind me, I now read and write Slash fics (They are amazingly sweet.)and I am the only boy that I know of who reads and loves them. But their is probally another peep out their like me. GAY PRIDE FOREVER! I love all my friends and they know it. And to all of them out there, I must scream to the skys: "DANCING QUEEN!" For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.) Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. Oh and I put 'I wear a big sunhat when I go outside', I only do that on sunny days. But I live in England so It's always bloody dark here. Clips fromCherub that I love (DISCLAIMER: "MAJORLY!"): Just after Basic Training: "Shit" James said, grinning. He knocked on the classrom door and walked in. "shit" James said again, loudly, infront of the teacher and all of the little kids. The Spanish teacher looked furious. In the canteen: James waited until Gareth was levle with the baked beans. When he got there, he kiked Gareth in the stomach, grabbed him behind the neck and dipped his face in the beans. Gareth screamed as hot orange sauce burned his face. Dicussing people for a mission: "I know who you mean." Kyle said. "Is that the girl with the huge chest that you always go on about?" "She is so stacked." James grinned. "James" Kyle said indignantly. "you can't pick a girl for a mission just because she has big breasts." Just after James Pays Kyle for homework: "What lessons have been dropped?" James asked. "Art, Russian, Religion and History." Kyle said. "Superb." James said deliriously, drumming his fingers on his table. THen the penny dropped. "Did you say History?" "Uh-huh" Kyle nodded. "I just paid you five quid for a history essay." "A good price for a good essay" Old Neighbours welcome to neighbourhood: Kitchen"You kids dip in" the old girl said. "My biscuits have won prizes." They stuck there hands in the tin and grabbed one. The biscuits tasted like they had been baked in 1937. BUt they could hardly start gobbing them out infront of the Old lady. "Delicious" James said, gagging for some water to get the stale taste out of his mouth. "Would you like another one" the old lady asked. Zara clamed the lid on the biscuit tin. Upstairs "Its like every bite takes all of the sylyvia out of your mouth" Kerry said. "I bet she knows how bad they taste." Kyle said. "Probably gets a kick from seeing us suffer." "I hope the old bag dies" Nicole said. James started laughing. "Thats a tiny bit extreme Nicole" First day at a new school: James sat at an emty table in the middle. THis seriously weird kid came and sat next to him. He was tall, but stick thin. His uniform was too small and his walk was bizzare. Like he was trying to walk in several directions at once. "Your new" tHe weirdo said. "I'm Chrarles. Charles stooped over the desk and franticly started scraching at the backof his hand. A snow storm of skin flakes drifted onto the table infront of him. "I have eczema" Charles explained noisily. "It gets worse in the summer when I sweat." Morning after Kyle Tells James that he's gay. Dicussing It with Kerry: "Why would anyone suspect that Kyle is gay?" "Well dingus" Kerry said "He's Always clean and neatly dressed. Unlike most of you guys, his room isn't coverd in discusting pictures of half-naked women and nobody has ever seen him within 5 kilometers of a girl. I mean, besides walking around with a plaque that says 'Gay Boy', how obvious do you want it to be? James has just asked Kerry to be his Girlfriend: Kerry smiled "And theres one condition if I'm going to be your girlfriend." "What?" James asked. "From now on, your underwear only gets worn once." Talking about half term: "Ringos Party was nuts." Kyle said. "Kids were smashing up furniture, puking on stairs. I met this cool guy called Dave. He's rearly cute and-" "Stop, stop, stop." James said Sharply. "I can only just get my head around you being gay Kyle. That dosn't mean I want graphic details." James and Kerry sitting by the lake: "Would you fancy taking a nice stroll round the back of campus?" James asked Kerry. "That would be nice." Kerry said, breaking into a smile. "The leaves are beautiful at this time of the year. I never thought you had a romantic side James." "Actually, Kyle and Lauren are probably up there cleaning the ditches. I thought it would be fun to wind them up a bit." Locker Room: "Your just jelous because I'm looking so beffy nowadays." James said, admiring his muscular chest. "It's hardly suprising that half the girls on campus are chasing after me," "You rekon do you?" Bruce huffed. Kyle spotted a golden oppotunity for one of his trademark wind-ups. "I think your right actually." He said, stepping foward and placing his hand on James' bum. "I think your hot stuff." James jumped half a meter in the air and screamed. "Cut that gay shit out Kyle!" After James got out of Trouble: "James," Shakell said "You've got more jam than Sainsburrys." James returns from mission: "You didn't notice" Kerry said, pulling her T-shirt down over her football shorts. James stared at Kerrys breast's bulging out of her T-Shirt. "Of course I noticed There miles bigger than they were before." Kerry stood up and whacked James across the face. "God, is that all you boy's ever think about." Talking about recent avents in canteen: "Kyle employed Jake Parker to burn some CDs and put the lables on them. And Jake thought It would be funny to mix up the lables." James broke into a smile. "That's not good." "No it wasn't" Gabriell said. "Espesially when a bunch of six year olds ended up at a sleep over with 'Texus Chainsaw Massacre' instead of 'Harry Potter'." Rat just looked James in a cupboard: "Open up this instant!" She pounded again and James tutted at Georgies aparant lack of Brainpower. "Do you think I would lock myself in here?!" On a mission, watching a teenage terrorist ona screen: The screen showed Clyde Xu walking into his tiny bedroom. He sat on his bed, then pulled off his trainers and school shirt, revealing a muscular chest. "He's so fit." Kerry said. "Totally." Kyle grined. "Cutest little terrorist Iv'e ever seen." Chloe tutted. "Can you two keep those raging hormones and concentrate on what your watching." James is In a sewer: "So thats what 300 peoples crap smells like." These drunken guys are being all rowdy so Meryl flips at them: "Try touching me agian and see what you get!" Meryl shouted. The other four men looked wairily at Meryl and they started backing up towards the car park. "Lesbian!" On of the men shouted. "If all men were like you I would be!" James is unwrapping his presents and Kerrys got him some Briefs. "I know you wear boxers but I think you have the right sort of body for those." Kerry explained while James inspected the briefs. "You can come over to my room in them any time." Kyle offered. In the Jucazzi and Kyle has just brought in some Champange (Very long Quote): "Champange" Kyle grinned, before leaning over the pool and passing a bottle to James. "Mind you it's not actually champange, it's Austrailan sparkling wine, six nig=nety nine in sainsburys." "Don't let Meryl see that" Lauren said nerviously. "she'll skin us alive." "I think there's a tray of glasses by the mini bar." Kerry said. "Kyle tutted. "And when did your last servant die off Miss Chang?" "I seem to remember kicking his head in after he refused to fetch a tray of champange fluets." Kerry smirked. As Kyle fetched the glasess, James popped the cork out of his bottle and downed a few mouthflus before passing it over to Kerry. "There you go cow face." Kyle grinned as he set the glasses sown at the esge of the pool beside Kerry. He threw off his jacket and started unbuttoning his shirt. Kerry poured glasses of fizzy wine and passed them round as James popped another bottle and Kyle pulled down his trousers revealing a complete absence of underwear. "Go put something on," Gabrielle yelled in Mock (note the word mock meaning she dosn't want Kyle to so therefore it proves that Kyle is a biggun) discust. "I don't wanna be staring at that thing all night!" Kyle broke into a smile as he slipped into the pool. "Sorry dudes, but the Kyle bathes naked. At least he does when he frogets to pack his swimming shorts." "Perfect." Lauren grinned as she furtively sipped her sparkling wine. "Now all we need is for James to start farting." Bruce found out that James has had sex and is now pestering him with questions. "Was it as good as everyone says it is?" Bruce asked. James got a kick thinking that he'd just leapt into the adult realm. While Bruce was forced to stay curious. "It was Okay." He shrugged. "I mean it's defentliy nice to have done it but it felt like Lois was bossing me around." "The dominant female" Bruce giggled. "Very kinky." James is confessing to Dana that he had sex. James wrung his hands together. "Well heres the thing. I knda had sex with this guys daughter." Danas mouth dropped open before she burst out laughing. "Accidently!" She hooted. "Were you just strollong along when you happend to trip over her naked body?" James and Kerry are on a work experince at a fast food restrunant and have to fill out a questionare: "It's so lame" JAmes said, before reading another question. "If you find a spillage of liquid in the coustomer area, should you: A: Place a safety warning cone over the site of spillageand insure that a crewmember clears it up quickly. B: Ignore it as it's not your responsibility. Or C: Pull down your pants , grab your ankles and do an enormous shit right in the middle of the puddle." Kerry kept a stony silence. "I made that last part up by the way." Kerry managed a smile. "The disturbing thing is, it seems that quite a few members of the global Deulux Chicken family have been getting the anwers wrong." JAmes and Dana have broken up: James sighed. "And Dana was the first girl I ever slept with. So I guess shes the one i'll always remember." Lauren smirked. "Didn't you sleep with that other gil on your anti-gang mission?" James laughed. "Ok, i'll rephrase it: Dana was the first girl I slept with apart from two minuetes of complete terror In a bathtub with A girl I never saw again." Lauren giggled. "Only you James... The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Live Dangerous. . .Run With Scissors! 6 Truths of life Something everyone should remember: I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my readymade fist and say, 'oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.' List twelve of your characters from your fandom, in no particular order. 1. Kyle Blueman 2. Rod Nilson 3. Will White (Made Up) 4. Angie Starsky (Made up) 5. Shelby John (Made Up) 6. Bruce Norris 7. Kerry Chang 8. Mac (Dr.Macafrey) 9. Julia (made up) 10. Miss. Douche (The Douche)(made UP) 11. Meryl Spencer 12. Mr. Large (later on in my fic) ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? Probalbly but I don't keep tabs on it. 2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot? No Im Gay thank you 3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? I would think: WTF! both men, Old and Fat! 4. Can you recall any fics about Nine? Nope, shes made up. 5. Would Two and Six make a good couple? To be honest. Defo. 6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? Neither. Thats cald infantial Lesbian Rape. 7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having making-out? Kerry would call the police to arrest Mr. LArge for assulting Rod again. 8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. Will mess's about in art. Shimples. 9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? God i hope not. 10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. Easy, Mr.large sits on Kerry. Thats the hurt part. Then Kerry Jumps on Mr. Large, because hes big it would be like a cousin, so theres comfort. 11. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose? I'm Old and Depressed help me- By MEEEEEEE! 12. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be? Warning! Fighting sure to break out! 13. When was the last time you read a fic about Five? In my Fic as Shleby is my own creation. The music quiz! Instructions: 1. Turn on your i-pod, MP3 etc. and put the music on shuffle. 2. Answer each question with the title of the next song on the playlist. Got that? 1.) How am I feeling today? Fur Elise - Beathoven 2.) Where will I get married? The Invisibilty Cloak and the moving stairs - John Williams 3.) What is my best friend's theme song? Viva La Vida - Coldplay 4.) What is/was highschool like? Ur so Gay - Katy Perry 5.) What is the best thing about me? Kiss the Girl - Samule E. Wight 6.) How is today going to be? Can you feel it - The Jacksons 7.) What is in store for this weekend? In this City - Iglu and Hartly 8.)What song describes my parents? Be our Guest - Disney 9.) How is my life going? Kingdom Heats Theme song - Utada HiKaru 10.)What song will they play at my funeral? I need a Hero - Jeniffer Saunders 11.) How does the world see me? Does your mother know - Abba 12.) What do my friends really think of me? One of us - ABBA 13) Do people secretly like me? Complicated - Avril Lavigne 14.) How can I make myself happy? This is Halloween - Panic at the Disco 15.) What should I do with my life? Staying Alive - The Beegees 16.) Will I be happy? Love Today - Mika 17.) What is some good advice? Scream - Zac Efron 18.) What do I think my current theme song is? Changes - Butterfly Boucher and David Bowie 19.) What does everyone else think my current theme song is? Making Christmas - The Nightmare Before Christmas 20.) What type of men/women do you like?: Young Folks - Peter Bjorn and John 21.) Will you get married? Take a Chance on me - Julie Walters 22.)What should I do with my love life? Defying Gravirty - Wicked 23.) Where will you live? Round Round - Sugarbabes 24.) What will your dying words be? Stick to the Status Quo - High School Musical Cast 25.) Am I hot? Niave - Lilly Allen Name 10 of you're favourite book characters: 1. Kyle Blueman (CHERUB) 1 Goes Off With 8 After An Argument With 5. Kyle gets off with Rod after and argument with Dana. That would actually make sense as Kyle and Rod are so destined to be together. 3 Murders 8 Because 8 Had An Affair With 3s Partner 9 Remus murders Rod because Rod had and affair with Remus' partner Lilly. Now that just wouldn't happen. Rod is most definitly Gay and Remus is inlove with Sirius. You Report 2 To The Police After You Walk Into 10's House And Find Two In Their Strangling 4 I report Sirius to the Police after I walk into Rats house and find Sirius strangiling Bruce. Now why would Sirius be strangiling Bruce when he has a wand and Bruce could quite easily snap Sirius' neck. After 7 and 6 Have A Steamy Night Of Passion, 2 Hangs Herself And Leaves A Note Claiming Her Undying Love For 1 After Jasper and Alice have a steamy night of passion, Sirius hands himself and leaves a note claiming his undying Love for Kyle. How do either of those storys connect? 5,6,7 And 8 Go To Vegas Where They Meet 4 And Have A Fight Over Who Get's 4, Who Should Get 4? Dana, Alice, Jasper and Rod go to Vegas where they meet Bruce and have have a fight over who gets Bruce, Who should get Bruce. I would have to say Rod as I've always thought there could be a connection there. THE KH SURVEY (Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions!) SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions 1. Your favorite KH guy? Oh toughy. But I'd have to say Roxas though. 2. Your favorite KH girl? Namine 3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why? Lexeaus. He's really boring. 4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why? Kairi! She gets in the Way of Sora and Riku. 5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) World that never was as you can get loads of EXP or Twilight Town because thats where Roxas was. 6. Least Favorite World? Halaween Town. 7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2) I'd say either the Kingdom Key or Axels Keyblade thing. 8. Least Favorite Weapon? The one with Wings. 9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2) 10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms) 11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why? Axel/Roxas by far. 12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why? 13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em. Not really. But i'd like to see a Ollette/Pence pairing. 14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of? Soara/Xigbar. 15. Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have? It takes so long to reach levle 99 so you can glide. 16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2) Axel! SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it? 17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory? Never heard of it. 18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo? No he just likes to look down and read books. 19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay? Yeah. He's like me! 20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH? Deffo! SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself! 21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Kairi? Namine so easily. Damm you Kairi. 22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep? How should I know!? 23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time? No. It filled you in on the story. 24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be? Oh god! I'd prob say umm. Roxas. No Axel. No Sora. I dont know! 25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why? A mixture between Roxas, Zexion, Demyx and Sora. 26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH? I'm not sad like that. 27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as? Have no Idea what that menas. 28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be See answer to question 26. 29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...? Either Demyx or the money theif thing in Port Royal. 30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive? I liked the fact that you start of as Roxas. SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions... Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!! 34. Roxas or Sora? Roxas 31. Hayner or Pence? Pence 32. Zexion or Marluxia? Zexion 33. Riku or Roxas? Roxas 35. Axel or Demyx? Um. Demyx cos I like his voice. But I also like Axels Personality. 36. Kairi or Larxene? Larxene. Kairi sucks! 37. AkuRoku or SoRiku? Although I love SoRiku. AkuRoku rocks my Socks
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku? AkuRoku even though Zemnyx is my Second Fav Pairing. 40. SoKai or SoRiku? SoRiku. Yaio Rules and Kairi sucks! 41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit? Sea Salt Ice Cream 42. Cloud or Leon? Cloud, definently 43. CloTi of Clerith? Cloti! 44. Simple and Clean or Passion? You always ask difficult questions. But Passion as it's intresting to hear it in Japanese. SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!! 45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well) Sora, Riku, Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Cloud, Leon 46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH? FF:VII is the best one 47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all! Not like another character. But Roxas looks exactly like this guy called Alex in my Class. 48. Which new KH game can you absolutely NOT wait for? 358/2 days. It's Roxas' side of the story! 49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why? 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If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freaking' Trix, copy this into your profile If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! Weird is under-rated. Copy and paste this in your profile, if you agree and add your name to the list: Celiana, SuperSidney, Wisegirl101, Seweedbrainrocks314, Shorty and KG Inc., BookWormBandGeek, Stargirl844, 6WillhelmBroon-Cherubfan If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you agree with the following state ment, copy it into your profile: Nerds rule the world. If you agree that it's a complement when someone calls you a bandgeek, bookworm, or any other name that normal people would find insulting, copy this into your profile. If people say you read too much copy this into your profile. If you still watch old disney classics just for the heck of it- like Beauty and the beast, aladdin, any other fairy tales- and you are proud of it, copy this into your profile. If you copy and paste stuff regardless of if it is true, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!! When life gives you lemons, make grapefruit juice, and let life wonder how the heck you did that! If you are a total clutz copy this into your profile. Boys are like slinkeys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiel. If keyboards hate you copy and paste this into your profile! (Especially the FREAKING CAPS LOCK!) If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you belive we should clamp faries wings to keep them grounded, copy and paste this onto your profile. Random things to say if you feel like it : When life gives you lemons, say 'Who throws a lemon?", then aim the lemon at lifes head, throw and say: 'Me, thats who!' If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"? He who laughs last thinks slowest. If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. One day we're going to look back on this, laugh nervously and then change the subject 1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? He who laughs last probably doesn't get the joke. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why is dyslexic so hard to spell? Why is verb a noun? Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there? - I live in England, so we don't actually sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game". But, meh, Americans think its funny. Why is it called after dark when really it's after light?. When life gives you lemons, squirt the lemons in Life's face Boy, I didn't fall for you, you tripped me! Don't judge a man until you've walked a mile in his most expensive footware. That way you'll be a mile away from him and you'll have his shoes. Fridge isnt a word so, officially, we have to say refridgerator A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid ass When it rains on my parade, I bust out the slip n' slide. A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. If you can stay calm when all around you is complete chaos, you probably haven't fully understood the situation. Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. Be insane...well behaved girls never made history. Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. People like you are the reason why we have middle fingers. Officer, I swear to Drunk I am not God! When life gives you lemons, spit the lemons in life's eyes. My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone. An optimist is someone who falls off the top of the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!'" Gone crazy. Be back soon. I'm spinning in my new expensive office chair. So I'm away... Now I'm back... Away again... Back!.. And away.. I am sleeping, why aren't you? Suicide is our way of saying to god, “You can’t fire me, I quit!” Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out. For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no? If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something. Many people quit looking for work when they find a job. When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark? Join The Army, Visit exotic places, Meet strange, new, people, then kill them. I spilt Spot remover on my dog. Now sob he's gone. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more.(Friend or Money !) Death is hereditary. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side. An consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing. Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference. When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets. Cheer up, the worst is yet to come. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else. Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make mistakes when nobody is looking. They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours. If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. Where there's a will, there are five hundred relatives. UFO's are real. It's the Air Force that doesn't exist! A synonym is a word you use if you can't spell the other one. Marriage is Grand... Divorce is 20 Grand... A truly wise man never plays leapfrog with a unicorn. I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it. It’s not cheating unless you get caught. I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot. I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it. When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss. Avoid hangovers: stay drunk. Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them. Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life ! As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools. I’m knot a blonde! I’m knot, I’m knot, I’m knot! I’ve got problem for your solution… Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” Your school GPA is inversely proportionate to your girlfriend’s looks and vise versa. Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough. All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege. When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again ? Be creative, invent a perversion. MONEY TALKS... but all mine ever says is GOODBYE! If life begins at 40, what are you supposed to do until then? If plugging it in doesn't help, turn it on. I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this? When in doubt, mumble. When asked to clarify, say "Trust me". 43 of all statistics are useless. Write all complaints legibly in this space -> WYTYSYDG - What You Thought You Saw You Didn't Get All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound? Why is abbreviation such a long word? Black Holes are where God divided by zero. I've got a... uh... uh... Oh yeah - a photographic memory! Is that seat saved? No, but we're praying for it! Proofread carefully to see if you any words out. Dolphins: Don't trust a species that's always smiling, its up to something! Hard work never hurt anyone, but why take the chance. 1st rule of intelligent tinkering - save all the parts. Dew knot trussed yore spell chequer two fined awl mistakes! Yield to temptation, it may not pass your way again. A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer. I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up! Take my advice, I don't use it anyway. Daddy? What's this little red button for? Pzzzz... Everyone hates me because I'm paranoid. SHIN - A device for finding furniture in the dark. It's only a hobby... only a hobby... only a hobby... If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with. I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder. When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school, Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told, When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another, Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest. And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try, Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest, When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could, But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late, In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students who were lost .xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..x..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx..xXx.. If that poem made you cry, copy and paste into profile. LATEST NEWS!! Me and my friend 'ModernMarauder-MissRoseWings' are working on a crossover story for Harry Potter and Cherub. Hopefully there will be more news on it soon. But this is just a pre-warning. We've sussed out most of the storyline and the first few chapters have gone through the Rough draft stage. Hoping that you will Read it. | |||||||||
1. How I changed » reviewsI'm Kyle Blueman. I'm 8. My life has changed completely. New life. New way of school. New friends. Oh but there is one advantage. My roomate Rod Nilsson. But he's so incredible and my freinds keep asking if i'm Gay! Slash. Please Review!Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,285 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 12-13-09 - Published: 11-16-082. A to Z of Kyle and Rod reviewsAn A to Z of Kyle and Rods life after Cherub. Meant to be sweet. Slashfic. I just saw an A-Z fic and decided to write it. If Possible, please Review.Cherub - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 560 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-14-09 - Complete