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EMI FLAWS IS MY BESTEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!! (AKA Just-that-cool)

just a little secret between you and me... im a sucker for the alternative world stories... ( wink -U- )

I LOVE EMMETT CULLEN!!

my wish list:

Emmett Cullen

Edward Cullen

Jasper Hale

oh and i guess i want

Carlise Cullen

If you warmed up to the idea of Jacob being with Renesmee put this in your info.

If you now feel sorry for Jacob, put this in your profile! :D

I RUN WITH THE CULLENS, SO THEREFORE I RUN WITH VAMPIRES!!:)

I like my men pale, immortal and bloodthirsty!! (Heck yeah!)

If you plan to name your kids Alice, Jasper, Edward, Bella, Rosalie, or Emmett copy and paste this into your profile.

If when you have a girl, you'd consider naming her Isabella, copy this into your profile.

If when you have a boy, you'd consider naming them Edward or Anthony, copy this into your profile!

If you have AACIBD put this in your profile! (Addicted to All the Cullen's Including Bella Disorder!)

If your so obsessed with Twilight, that whenever you hear thunder, you think it's vampires playing ball, copy this to your profile.If you've ever fallen down the stairs and laughed because it's something Bella would do and then cried because Edward wasn't there to catch you, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how georgous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said georgous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you support the ‘Make Edward change Bella into a vampire’ club, copy this into your profile.

If you think that TWILGHT is the best book known to woman kind...copy and paste this onto your profile.

I HAVE OCD

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever spazzed out when you've seen a silver Volvo S60, because it reminded you of Edward Cullen, copy and paste this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people start staring at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen's Including Bella Disorder

AV is Addicted to Vampires

WBWAVS is Wishing Bella Was A Vampire Syndrome

LES is Love Edward Syndrome

WIWAVS is Wishing I Was A Vampire Syndrome

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. woot woot!!go Cullens!

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think Edward Cullen is hot...copy and paste this on your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele

I'm bored... If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol... put this in your profile if you like bagels.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

I LOVE TWILIGHT AND EMMETT CULLEN!!

Edward Cullen: Sexier than you since 1901!
Emmett Cullen: Stronger Than You since 1916!
Jasper Hale: Charming Ladies since 1843!
Rosalie Hale: Better Than You since 1916!
Alice Cullen: Quirkier than You since 1901!

CALL ME MANDIE : D

my favorite words:

solid

sweetness

hizzaplein

fish

whoaness

ome

omc

omj

oma

omb

omr

HOOBLAH

OH SNAP

about meeee:

i eat frozen corn

i eat life cereal plain

i eat cereal plain

i wear scarves and hats around the house

i take pride in being a weirdo

I LOVE TWILIGHT

i LOVE vOlLeYbAlL

i love sharpies

i have to dog named buddy and lucy

Everybody at my school gets there own laptop :D call me lucky eh :D hehe ik i really am but dont go all holy crap omg no fair just yet... All the sites, games, downloads, and aim is BLOCKED yea ik not lucky at all since they recently block fanfiction... P.O.ED!