Name: Jedi totallyNsane

Occupation: Jedi Knight of the Republic

Homeworld: Naboo

Favorite Movies: Star Wars(favorite to least-ROTS, TPM, ANH, AOTC, ROTJ, ESB) LotR, PotC, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, ... I'm sure I'll think of more later

Favorite Books: Timothy Zahn's Star Wars books, Fellowship of the Ring, Tamora Pierce, Heir Series, George Orwell, Underland Chronicles, Inheritance Cycle, and lots of others I can't remember...

Favorite TV Shows: House, Star Trek: Next Generation, NCIS

So, you may have noticed I'm a major Star Wars Fan. My favorite era is Prequel, but the originals rock too. Oh, and one major thing that really bothers me... YOU DON'T BLEED FROM LIGHTSABER WOUNDS! THE HEAT FROM THE BLADE INSTANTLY CAUTERIZES THE WOUND, PEOPLE!

There is emotion, yet there is peace.
There is ignorance, yet there is knowledge.
There is passion, yet there is serenity.
There is chaos, yet there is harmony.
There is death, yet there is the Force.
-old Jedi Code

The crystal is the heart of the blade.
The heart is the crystal of the Jedi.
The Jedi is the heart of the Force.
The Force is the blade of the heart.
All are intertwined.
The crystal, the blade, the Jedi.
You are one.
-The Crystal Code

Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
-Sith Code

Twas brilligh in the slithy tove,
Did gyre an gimble in the wabes.
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgabe.

Beware the Jaberwock, my son,
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch.
Beware the jubjub bird and shun
The frumious Bandersnatch.

He took his vorpal sword in hand.
Long time the maxiome foe he sought.
So rested he by the tumtum tree.
And stood awhile in thought.

And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jaberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came wuffling throught the tulgy wood,
And burbled as it came.

One two! One two! And through, and through!
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head,
He went galumphing back.

And hath though slain the Jaberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day, caloo, calay!
He chortled in his joy.

Twas brilligh in the slithy tove,
Did gyre an gimble in the wabes.
All mimsy were the borogroves,
And the mome raths outgabe.
-Jaberwocky, by Lewis Carol (I don't think I spelled all the words correctly, but yes, I did memorize this for fun)

My Fics

The Jedi Pirate Lord of Hogwarts-When Harry Potter meets star wars meets LotR meets PotC, insanity ensues.

I Love You Song From House-Just, don't ask. Really, you don't wanna know... COMPLETE

Shur’tugal abr Voeta-when a devastating fire up heaves their normal lives, three girls go to a wise man, who tells them the only way to survive is to find and join Eragon...

FYI: Shur'tugal abr Voeta is what I'm working on now. I'm trying to get it up as soon as possible. Which really isn't all that fast...

Possible Fics

The Wonder Pets save the Gollum-Exactly what the title says. Had the idea when my lil bro was watching the Wonder Pets and I was reading LOTR-don't know when it's gonna happen though

Star Wars- It was a normal day at school. Until the car blew up and the Sith arrived.-COMING SOON TO A GALAXY NEAR YOU! I'll post chapter one as soon as I finish typing it and decide on a title

Another Star Wars Fic-this one has more of a plot-line, Will and Aly K'rin are transported to the Jedi Temple. One of those fics where Earth is part of the galaxy.-maybe coming soon to a galaxy near you!

And Yet Another Star Wars Fic-Jy'celin never knew about the Force, or the Jedi. Until that fateful night when the Force led her to a certain Jedi Master...Maybe, possibly coming at some point to a galaxy near you.

QUOTES

Dyslexics are teeple poo! -Spencer

Luke: "What's one of the first things you learned in training to be a Jedi?"
Ben: "Don't cut your own head off with your lightsaber."
Luke: "After that."
Ben: "Your eyes can deceive you. Be mindful of your feelings. Girls are fun but dangerous. Lando has extra cards up his sleeve."
Luke: "Well, the truth is in there somewhere…"
-From One of the Fate of the Jedi books, but found on Wookieepedia. I LOVE Wookieepedia! They have SO many great quotes.

If you want to lead the orchestra, you have to turn your back to the crowd. -Someone Smart

Ben: "We're choosing new names?"
Luke: "No."
Ben: "Oh. That's sad. I was looking forward to being Sparky."
Luke: "Sounds like a name for a monkey-lizard."
Ben: "And you could be Grand Master Whango Mittphool."
Luke: "Not in this lifetime."
-One of the Fate of the Jedi books. Outcast, I think

Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. -A bumper sticker

I find your lack of brains disturbing -Me!

PROFILE POSTINGS

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that Obi-Wan Kenobi is the most awesome meddlesome Jedi ever, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

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If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

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Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

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Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

You may be obsessed with Star Wars if...

... you have attempted to use a glowstick as a miniature weapon.

... when an object was out of your reach, you have extended your hand toward it and expected it to come to you.

... you wave you hand in front of you to open automatic doors.

... you have quoted lines from the Star Wars movies unintentionally.