Hi, peoples! Yeah, my official name is reader13lovesbooks, but I'll probably go by reader13 or Thirteen most of the time.

Current Status: On indefinite vacation from Twilight fandom. Sorry if any of my readers were expecting updates anytime soon. Some stories are under consideration for adoption, though, so feel free to PM me if you are interested in taking over.

Information About Me (which I'm compiling a list of because I'm bored):

Gender: Female

Age: Not telling. But I haven't graduated from high school yet. Feel free to guess.

Favorite Color: I really don't know anymore.

Number One on My Hate List: Mary-Sues. Seriously. I despise them. They make you want to just wring their "slender, elegant, perfect necks" or stab their gold/silver/purple/red/forget-me-not-blue/changing colors/rainbow/some other impossibly/improbably colored eyes.

To the Mary-Sue writers: Most of you probably don't know that you've created a Mary-Sue, but people who read your story do. If you've tried putting yourself in the story, or your character is so perfect that you yourself can barely find any flaws with them, it's a Mary-Sue. Yes, the people who tell you that you have a Mary-Sue may say so in flames, but still. If someone has said so nicely in their review of constructive criticism (which is NOT a flame), then you really should listen to them.

On facebook, there is now a petition for banning homework! It needs 5,000,000 members in order to succeed. JOIN IF YOU HATE HOMEWORK!!

My love for Greek Mythology inspired me to read Percy Jackson; it was not my love of Percy Jackson that inspired me to read more myths, though I do love the series now.

Favorite Books: Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter series, Artemis Fowl, Sherlock Holmes, The Chronicles of Narnia, Mythology by Edith Hamilton, Warriors series, Twilight Series, Vampire Academy Series, Shadow Children Series, Mysterious Benedict Society, Red Moon at Sharpsburg, Moon Crash Trilogy, Beauty by RobinMcKinley, Howl's Moving Castle, Unwind by Neal Shusterman.

Favorite Movies: Not One Less, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, Pirates of the Caribbean, Sleepy Hollow, National Treasure, Transformers, Japanese films (like Spirited Away, Kiki's Delivery Service, Castle in the Sky, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, and Animusic, though I'm not sure if that's a movie...oh, and this Riverdance DVD I have, Titanic, Phantom of the Opera, Aladdin, Mulan, Anastasia, Cinderella, The Little Mermaid, Beauty and the Beast, Hercules.

Favorite TV Shows: House, Mythbusters, Man Vs. Wild, Avatar the Last Airbender, The Suite Life of Zack and Cody, CSI, Cold Case, Without a Trace, 24

Favorite Music: Lord of the Rings soundtrack, Enya, Green Day, David Garrett, Celine Dion, Riverdance, ABBA, Animusic, Mulan soundtrack, Titanic Soundtrack, Phantom of the Opera Soundtrack, Aladdin Soundtrack, Beauty and the Beast Soundtrack, Tarzan Soundtrack, ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS, The Last Goodnight

Pairings: I love all original pairings, except for in the Inkheart series (WARNING: SLIGHT SPOILER AHEAD FOR THOSE NOT DONE WITH INKDEATH), where I like Meggie and Farid better than Meggie and Doria. I absolutely HATE incest and slash pairings. I NEVER read incest/slash/non-canon pairings, unless otherwise listed. Not original pairings I'm fine with: Tom/Ginny, Draco/Hermione (sometimes)...um, yeah, that's it...oh, wait, and Zuko/Katara

Favorite Pairings of All Time: Eowyn/Faramir, Aragorn/Arwen, Eomer/Lothiriel, Percy/Annabeth, Poseidon/Sally, Jasper/Alice, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Luna (I'm not sure if this is an original pairing, but it should be)...like I said, I love all original pairings, these are just THE favorites of mine.

Random Note: Percy Jackson movie - majority of casting SUCKS. How can a twenty three year old act as a twelve year old girl? The only good part is that Boromir is Zeus and James Bond is a centaur. In other words, Sean Bean is Zeus and Pierce Brosnan is Chiron.

Quotes courtesy from Rick Riordan's site and its Chiron guide to myth stuff:

"Hermes got started young as a troublemaker. When he was one day old, he sneaked out of his crib and stole some cattle from his brother Apollo. Apollo probably would’ve blasted the young tyke to bits, but fortunately Hermes appeased him with a new musical instrument he created called the lyre. Apollo liked it so much he forgot all about the cows. The lyre made Apollo very popular with the ladies, which was more than he could say about the cattle."

"Hades is best known for the romantic way he won his wife, Persephone. He kidnapped her. Really, though, how would you like to marry someone who lives in a dark cave filled with zombies all year round?"

Aphrodite (Ă-fro-dī’-tee)

Goddess of the Love and Beauty
Distinguishing Features: She’s really, really pretty.
Now: She’s more beautiful than Angelina Jolie.
Then: She’s more beautiful than Helen of Troy.

"Dionysus invented wine, which so impressed his father Zeus that he promoted Dionysus to god. The guy who invented prune juice, by contrast, got sentenced to the Fields of Punishment."

"Now: The giant Polyphemus hangs out in a cave on a deserted island, where he herds sheep and enjoys simple pastoral pleasures, like eating the occasional Greek hero who happens to sail by.
Then: The giant Polyphemus hung out in a cave on a deserted island, where he herded sheep and enjoyed simple pastoral pleasures, like eating the occasional Greek hero who happened to sail by. (Some monsters never learn.)

"Circe loved to entertain sailors. She would welcome them warmly, feed them well, then turn them into pigs. Odysseus put a stop to this practice by eating a magic herb, then holding the sorceress at knife-point until she released his polymorphed crewmates. Circe promptly fell in love with Odysseus. Go figure."

"Back in the day, the Sirens were a real threat to the Greek shipping industry. Then a smart guy named Odysseus discovered that you could plug your ears with wax and sail right past the Sirens without hearing a thing. Strangely, Odysseus is usually remembered for his other accomplishments, not as the inventor of ear wax."

Some Random Test!!

What's the last book you read?

The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan, in the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series (my new addiction, along with Lord of the Rings).

What's on your T.V right now?

None of the TVs are on right now (shocker!).

Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say?

My mom. I think it was "Ewwwwww" -chokes- She bought some disgusting vegetables (REALLY, even my brother, who eats anything, couldn't eat it) and it was part of dinner, and blech.

Where are you?

Sitting in front of my computer, which is in my room.

What's your personality like?

Hmm...I guess...random? Not as random as some people I know (-cough- CHEMI -cough).

What was the last thing you thought?

The person who picked the cast for the Percy Jackson movie is an idiot. Seriously, Percy and Annabeth are supposed to be TWELVE in the first book. The dude playing Percy is seventeen (but he is cute, I admit), and the girl playing Annabell is in her TWENTIES, seriously, they don't look TWELVE! And their hair isn't right. They're both brunettes. Percy has black hair, and Annabeth is a blonde. And Grover? He looks OLD, too. He's supposed to look like a middle school student!

Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind?

Former president.

You now have a million dollars. What do you do?

Put a lot of it in my college account, buy a whole bunch of Lord of the Ring and All-American Rejects and Percy Jackson posters and memorabilia, put some of it to my mom's retirement fund for a condo in San Francisco (XD), donate some of it...

Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it?

My pink iPod nano...I think it's the newest generation, but I'm technology deficient, so I really have no clue.

What are you eating/drinking right now?

Uh...nothing. If I WAS drinking something, it'd be water.

What are you writing RIGHT NOW?

...This quiz thingymabobber.

Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it?

" - and their hidden halls were in Menegroth, the Thousand Caves, in - " The Silmarillion, by J.R.R. Tolkien

What's it like being you?

Okay.

What are your thoughts on writing?

If it's a topic I can pick? Awesome. School stuff I have no choice on? Icky.

How tall are you?

5 foot...three, four?

What book are you currently reading?

Just finished The Last Olympian (loved it). Now I'm working on The Silmarillion by J.R.R. Tolkien.

What music are you listening to?

If I WAS listening to music, it would be something by All-American Rejects.

What was the last website you visited before fan fiction?

Restaurant City on Facebook, taking care of my little restaurant. Well, probably not little - maybe average, leaning towards big?

What was the last thing you cooked?

The easy way? Lasagna from a microwave dinner thing. For real? Uh...I BAKED bread. From scratch. With flour, yeast, and everything. Loved doing it, loved eating it.

What color are the walls of the room you are in?

Light pink. But if I ever get to redo my room, I want to make it look like the nightsky...or dusk, really. Bottom of walls start light blue, as as it gets higher, the blue darkens, and the ceilings blue-black with things that look like stars and shooting stars and the moon. Very hard to do, but I'd love to try it.

Do you know who the governor of your state is?

Uh...I heard his name before...I remember making some mental comment about it that I can't remember now...

Ketchup or Mustard?

Ketchup, obviously.

How many different programs are on your computer right now?

Ah ha ha ha...Microsoft Word, fanfiction, facebook, email, Lunaii, some wikipedia thing, and four websites I really don't know what to call them, so ten, I guess?

What is the weather like?

I guess warm...it was raining slightly earlier. Pretty nice weather, I suppose.

Are you going an vacation this summer and where?

I went to NYC (Percy Jackson, whoop!), Baltimore (brother wanted to go to Otakon, and it's a pretty cool place - GHOST TOURS), and planning on going to San Francisco...which, coincidentally, is where the Titans' base used to be.

Anything else?

ME WANTS LORD OF THE RINGS AND ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS POSTERS, WAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

What's your favourite article of clothing?

This dark blue shirt that looks like there's a white shirt beneath it, but not really.

Who is the most special person to you?

Those PEOPLE are my family.

Scariest moment of your life?

When I was little and there was this hurricane - not near we lived, but it was raining really hard and very windy, all the works, and I only had my brother with me, and he was just as freaked out as I was, but you'd never hear him admit that.

One word that would best describe you?

Sarcastic.

What is your favourite month?

August.

What's your favorite number?

13. And NO, the answers to this question and the previous one are NOT related to Edward and Bella's wedding in Twilight. It kind of irks me that their wedding was on the same day as my birthday.

What does your user name mean?

It means I read, I like books, and 13 is a special number to me. Any questions? None? Great! Moving on.

What is your favorite Disney movie?

...I'll go with the first Pirates of the Caribbean.

What made you smile today?

The Last Olympian by Rick Riordan. For some reason, one of the places where I smiled was during the battle. I'm one of those people who would skip the boring scenes in the movie and watch the battle scenes over and over again. And yes, I am a girl.

Last thing you said out loud?

"What?" After reading something on my computer, of course.

Last rainbow you saw?

Um...what kind of a question is this again?

Do you want a hair cut?

Nope. I just cut my hair a month ago for Locks of Love, and I will NOT cut it again for a while.

Have you ever been in a fight?

DUH.

Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Hmm...Several choices. There's Anastasia, my number one. Loved the movie, the real story intrigues me. Or Cassandra - from Greek mythology (Mind you, I was a Greek myth nerd way before I read Percy Jackson - probably started back in 3rd grade. It was because I was at this summer camp, and a kid brought a book of Greek myths, which I have my own copy of now. I kept borrowing it because the picture of Cronus eating a rock wrapped in a blanket, with these little faces poking out of his stomach was weird...but interesting, for some reason. So it was my love of Greek mythology that got me interested in Percy Jackson, not the other way around.) Anyway, reason is because I feel sorry, since Apollo fell in love with her, then gave her a gift, and CURSED her - she can see the future, which is wicked, but no one believes anything she says, and that's why the Trojans lost the war. Or Aria, reminds me of music (gee, I wonder why). Or Andromeda, also from Greek myths - she's the girl Perseus saved, and I think her dad's a big git, really. Or Artemis, because the goddess Artemis is just plain awesome.

Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Ahhhahaha, let's see, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Donatello, or Raphael (the reason is because I love art, and the names are cool - and because I watched a few episodes of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when I was little, and that inspired me to go look up the names). Dimitri, also from the Anastasia movie, NOT because of Vampire Academy, though it is a pretty decent book (My friend loves the Dimitri in that book, but I prefer Christian - like in Twilight, I prefer Jasper, in Harry Potter I prefer Malfoy, in Percy Jackson I prefer Nico, in Lord of the Rings I prefer Faramir or Boromir...Hmm, pattern of side characters who are really important, but most tend to be viewed as darker...which is cool. Dark is cool. Wow, how'd I get from talking about the name 'Dimitri' to this?). Or Artemis, which fits for both boy and girl, because Artemis Fowl kicks ass. Or Christian - it's a cool name, and I like the one in VA. Or Lysander, from Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream. Or Sebastian, because it's a wicked name. Or Maximilian, because it's wicked, too. Or Caspian, because the name is awesome, and Prince Caspian from The Chronicles of Narnia. Or Sherlock - I'd feel sorry for my kid if I named him that, but I love Sherlock Holmes, who is my idol, so yeah.

If you could be any book character, who would you be?

O.O HOW DO YOU ANSWER A QUESTION LIKE THIS?? -panic attack- Okay, okay...I'll settle for one character in my favorite books. In Lord of the Rings, hmm, I suppose either Eowyn, because she's a warrior AND she gets Faramir, or a female elf, because elves are just cool that way. In Percy Jackson, I guess Nico, because, seriously, he has powers over the DEAD, who wouldn't want that?...Actually, don't answer that. In Twilight, Alice, because she sees the future, and she has Jasper. In Harry Potter, I'd be Luna - because she rocks. In Chronicles of Narnia, hmm, Lucy, I suppose. In Artemis Fowl, I'd be Holly, because she's an elf and she gets all these cool toys XD.

What color is your toothbrush?

Red and white.

Name one person who made you smile today:

My mom.

What were you doing at 8 AM this morning:

Sleeping. I never wake up before eleven if I can help it.

What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

Eating dinner and griping about the Percy Jackson movie casting.

What is your favorite candy bar?

Kit-Kat. Yummy.

Have you ever been to a strip club?

No.

What is the last thing you said aloud?

"What?" with an emphasis.

What is your favorite ice cream flavor?

Cookie dough...I was seriously pissed off when I got a carton and there was barely any cookie dough. So I bought a new carton that actually HAD cookie dough.

What was the last thing you had to drink?

Orange juice.

Do you like your wallet?

The one I actually use? Yes.

What was the last thing you ate?

Disgusting vegetables. I'll go change that by eating cookie dough ice cream.

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?

A T-shirt from the American Idol LIVE 2009 tour. I actually got to go to the concert! Whoop.

The last sporting event you watched?

I don't recall.

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

Uh...cheese.

Who is the last person you sent a text message too?

No one. I don't text.

Ever go camping?

Once, for a school trip, because we got to go climbing around in caves, and we were SUPPOSED to play Manhunt, but we didn't. I'm going to go cry now, because this question resurrected my memories...Okay, back. Funny thing, I remember I was wearing all black, just in case we DID play - we didn't - so while everyone was doing whatever, I went off into the clearing. It was dark, and I had a lantern and a flashlight, but I didn't use them, even though we were in bear territory...-coughs- Anyway, I was very tempted to just sit down and wait in the dark, see when anyone would actually notice I was gone, because I only had one good friend on the trip and she was listening to a story. I remember wishing my brother was there, because then we would probably have gone off exploring, and no one would ever notice we were gone. He's better than me at Manhunt. He can wear a plain white T-shirt at midnight and no one would ever find him.

Do you take vitamins daily?

Used to, but not anymore.

Do you go to church every Sunday?

No.

Do you have a tan?

Yes, though I wish I didn't. My mom, dad, and both my paternal and maternal grandmothers have light skin, but I don't - meh.

Do you prefer Chinese food over pizza?

OF COURSE I DO.

Do you drink your soda with a straw?

Soda is disgusting.

What did your last text message say?

I. Don't. Text.

What are you doing tomorrow?

No clue whatsoever.

Look to your left, what do you see?

My closet door. In case you're wondering, on my right, I see a blank piece of wall. In front of me is my computer and desk and a bunch of junk, and behind me is an awesome globe that looks old but isn't.

What color is your watch?

Pink. I want a black one, though.

What do you think of when you hear Australia

Koala bears snoozing on eucalyptus trees.

What is your birthstone?

Peridot. It's cool.

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive thru?

Don't do fast food. It's disgusting. Gives you heartburn, only tastes good for the first minute or so, is greasy, is full of fat and sugar and carbs however much they deny it, and it can kill you.

Who's the last person you talked to on the phone?

My mom.

Any plans today?

Not that I know of.

How many states have you lived in?

Two. I've lived in another country before, though.

Biggest annoyance right now?

The fact that the Percy Jackson series (of this arc, at least) is done and there were only FIVE BOOKS.

Last song listened to?

The Wind Blows by All-American Rejects.

Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Of course.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?

Yes. And my brother and I are supposed to pick stuff off our floor to make it easier for them, but last they came, he said he was too lazy to. I think they picked it up for him - they even made his BED! He had a pair of pants in the hallway, seriously.

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?

Sandals.

Are you jealous of anyone?

I guess.

Is anyone jealous of you?

I dunno, I can't read minds.

Do you love anyone?

My family, my friends, and I have crushes on various book characters and celebrities.

Do any of your friends have children?

Holy cheese, no.

What do you usually do during the day?

Do computer stuff.

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?

Yes.

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?

On the phone.

What color is your car?

Ah, that's funny, my car. Don't have one.

Do you like cats?

They're cool.

Are you thinking about someone right now?

Uh, nope.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?

I wish.

How did you get your worst scar?

When I was in sixth grade, there was a trip for the whole grade, and we were playing a game, Predator and Prey. I was a carnivore, and my carnivore friend and I were running away from the only-affects-carnivores virus when I ran past a bush and it scratched me. Yeah, I'm lucky I don't have a worse scar than that one...

What is your favorite possession?

My laptop. XD

Do you own a gun?

Does a rubber band gun count?

Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

No. Why?

What's your favorite Christmas song?

Deck the Halls.

What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Milk.

Can you do a push up?

Not a PROPER one...

Is your bathroom clean?

As clean as it can get.

What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

My necklace with a little gold charm that's round and flat.

Do you take painkillers?

Once, when I had a fever and had a killer headache - and a sore throat. Got to skip school, and the mile that my classmates had to run that day.

Do you have A.D.D.? (Attention Deficit Disorder)

No. If I did, I would be a demigod XD.

What's your name?

HAHAHAHA like I'm going to answer that.

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink

Milk, water, orange juice.

Current hate?

Mary-Sues. DIE! DIE, I SAY!!

Favorite place(s) to be?

My room.

How did you bring in the New Year?

Watched the fireworks on TV in my nice warm house while my parents went out in the freezing cold with some adult friends to stand in the middle of the road and watch the fireworks.

Where would you like to go?

London again (preferrably Bath, love it there), China, Japan, Italy, Switzerland, France, Alaska (so I can see Aurora Borealis), Spain, Hawaii, Hollywood, Yellowstone...

Do you own slippers?

Yes...

What shirt are you wearing?

My neon (safety) green T-shirt from my band trip to this competition and we got to go to an amusement park afterwards. Back of the shirt was designed by a friend.

Favorite color(s)?

Don't have one.

Are you gay?

No, but I'm not a homophobic.

Do you sing in the shower?

Sometimes.

What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?

A demon dog living under my bed, waiting for my feet to get close enough so it could bite them off and THEN drag me under.

Best bed sheets as a child?

Hello Kitty ones. It's creepy how she doesn't have a mouth unless she talks, but...yeah.

Worst injury you've ever had?

I recenty slammed my little toe against a door. Swelled up and turned purple, it did.

Who is your loudest friend?

Bridget. Or Dara. Or Kaeshini.

Who is your most silent friend?

Angela or Kiran.

Does someone have a crush on you?

Dunno.

Do you wish on shooting stars?

If I actually SAW one, then yes.

What song(s) do/did you want played at your wedding?

Dance Inside by All-American Rejects, Because You Loved Me by Celine Dion, Touchdown Turnaround by Hellogoodbye, Stay Beautiful by The Last Goodnight, and Dancing Queen by ABBA. XD

What song(s) do you want played at your funeral?

...WTF? Um...You'll Be In My Heart by Phil Collins, Straightjacket Feeling by All-American Rejects, Pictures of You by The Last Goodnight, and Without You by Hinder, I guess.

What were you doing at 12 AM last night?

Doing computer stuff.

What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

Holy shiznit. (don't ask)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

~You love hoodies.
~You love jeans.
~Dogs are better than cats.
~It's hilarious when people get hurt.(sometimes)
~You've played with/against boys on a team.
~Shopping is torture.
~Sad movies suck.
~You own/ed an X-Box.
~Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
~At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
~You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
~You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
~You watch sports on TV.
~Gory movies are cool.
~You go to your dad for advice.
~You own like a trillion baseball caps.
~You like going to high school football games.
~You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
~Baggy pants are cool to wear.
~It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
~Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
~You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
~Sports are fun
~Talk with food in your mouth.
~Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

Total= 11

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

~You wear lip gloss/chapstick. (occasionally lip gloss, mostly chapstick)
~You love to shop.
~You wear eyeliner.
~You wear the color pink
~Go to your mom for advice.
~You consider cheerleading a sport (although I don't participate in it, I still consider it a sport)
~You hate wearing the color black.
~You like hanging out at the mall.
~You like getting manicures and/or pedicures. (I just don't get them a lot)
~You like wearing jewelry.
~Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
~Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
~You don't like the movie Star Wars.
~You were in gymnastics/dance. (For gym one time...hated it.)
~It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.(only on special occasions, like formal night on a cruise ship)
~You smile a lot more than you should.
~You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
~You care about what you look like. (sort of...don't want to look like I haven't changed in a week or something)
~You like wearing dresses when you can.
~You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
~You love the movies.
~Used to play with dolls as little kid. (barbies, bratz, polly pockets, American Girls, etc.)
~Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
~Like being the star of every thing

Total= 11...IT'S A TIE.

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! Bold the ones that apply to you! 29/100 apply to me.

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole (technically I rode my bike into a mailbox on accident, but that's the same thing)
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (this list)
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one or because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out.
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people (on purpose)
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.

Quick answers...
Body: Okay this is called “FIRST REACTIONS QUIZ”. I have reacted to being sent this by actually filling this out. You have to type the 1ST thing that comes to mind whenever you hear these 35 things. You can’t think and go back and change your answers. Copy and Paste, then delete answers to make them your own.

1. Beer: ew

2. Anorexic: stupid

3. Relationships: heh?

4. Purple: grapes

5. Power Rangers: robots

6. Weed: green

7. Steroids: WHAT?

8. Cartoons: Flintstones

9. The President: USA

10. Tupperware: plastic

11. Best vacation: DISNEYWORLD

12. Santa Claus: red

13. Halloween: jack-o-lantern

14. Bon Jovi: Dead or Alive

15. Grammar: necessary for writing stories (COUGH COUGH HINT HINT)

16. Facebook: white 'f' on a blue square (I seriously think that)

17. Worst fear: that painting "The Scream"

18. Marriage: fluffy and white

19. Paris Hilton: Ugh.

21. Redhead: person with red hair?

22. Blonde: gold

23. Pass the time: clock

24. One night stands: -punches something-

25. Donald Trump: money

26. Neverland: Peter Pan

27. Pixie Sticks: disgusting

28. Vanilla ice cream: like cookie dough better

29. High School: SCHOOL (screams in horror)

30. Work: tiresome

31. Pajamas: comfy

32. Woods: smell nice

33. Wet Sock: ??

34. Alcohol: icky

35. Love: red heart

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(")_(") Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip and slide.
I agree with the dictionary; girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, geez!

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Everyone has a wild side--me and my friends just prefer to make them public. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from? (AHHHH!!)
I'm so gangster, I carry a squirt gun.
If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?
"You say psycho like it's a bad thing." Normal people worry me. "Earth is the insane asylum for the universe." "You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me." 'Lay a hand on my crew and I'll come after you.' 'Just because you lost hope in the world doesn't mean you can lose hope in its people.' 'I'm a terrible liar. Guess not because you just believed me.'

Regular lions say ROAARR.
Angry lions say BLARGAROARIMMAEATYOU
Sad lions say roooaaar.
Mountain lions say: OMGEDWARDCULLENRUN!

An apple away keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. Ever stop to think and forget to start again? Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!!

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good.

Don’t mess with me, I've got a stick. Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?" One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!" If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth. I am a peaceful person that is filled with violent rage. Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. No one's perfect… well there was this one guy but we killed him. If life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let the world wonder how you did it. Yea you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid. If you talk about me I got some advice. Click your heels 3 times and say 'I wish I had a life'! OMG! I think I just saw a flying bird!

Help I've fallen and I can’t...hey nice carpet! -Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS. My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout. It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative.'You wanna know what you get, in our experience, when you tell the world the truth? A straight jacket. Or a punch in the face. Sometimes both.'

-courtesy of -CrA-zAy ChIcKiE's hilarious profile. You rock.

If you are extremely obsessed with British boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.

If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

Admitting you are weird is normal. Admitting you are normal is odd. Different is odd and different is not good. If you are weird and proud of it, put this in your profile.

92 of teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or American Eagle said it was uncool to breathe. if you are part of the 8 that would stand there and laugh, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FrevrnvrLasts, The Dawn Is Breaking, I-tAUght-BeLLa-THosE-tRICks95, reader13lovesbooks

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you dont know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are wierd and proud of it, then copy and paste this to your profile!

If you have ever run into a mirror, copy and paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have do or has tried smoking pot. If you are part of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this to your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If you think that only losers hate/don't get Twilight, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you are absolutely in love with Stephanie Meyer's Fictional Character Jasper, Copy and Paste this into your Profile.

If you are a member of the unofficial Jasper Whitlock Hale Fangirl Club, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the Cullens (coughJazzcough), but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you would kill to have wings, post on profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile ok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!

If you've ever yelled at an inanimate object for not listening to you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If that inanimate object now hates you more because you yelled at it, copy and paste this into your profile

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if Abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (just one, not all of my friends)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip

Oh, and warning, if I do end up managing to write some decent fanfictions, I apologize but I love reading other people's stories so I may end up neglecting my own...Just saying.