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since: 11-14-08, id: 1742347, Profile Updated: 11-21-09
Author has written 5 stories for Transformers.

In regards to ANYONE WHO LIKES TWILIGHT(...Which I am assuming most do...) as well as TRANSFORMERS...

READ THE ULTIMATE BATTLE by FANTASYADDICT101!!

It is not only amazingly awesome, but also is crammed full of non-stop action, drama, and our favorite characters of all time!

READ IT and trust me...you will ENJOY IT!

TRANSFORMERS REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!

It was FRIGGEN' AMAZING!! (Jumps up and down) I am going to explode from the pure amazing-ness of it! I am itching to discuss it! PLEASE PM ME!(So I don't spoil it for others ;D )

SEE IT!

WATCH IT!

LOVE IT!!

Name:Chelsea, A.K.A Inspire ;P

Gender: Female(Looks down shirt) Yep thought so! xD

Care to know more? PM me! :D Randomness is what keeps the world sane and life a little more fun!


MEGA MECH RATINGS! :D

Varsitylove16 and I came up with a fun little game where we rate each of the Autobots from the movie (excluding the twins, femmes, Wheelie, and Jetfire) 1-10.

BOTS:
Optimus:20_Bumblebee:50_Sideswipe:9_Jazz:10_Ironhide:8_Ratchet:4_Jolt:9

Now we did things a little different for the Decepticons. The first number is for badness, the second for manliness, and the third is for pure awesomeness. xD

CONS:
Sideways:8/6/9_Ravage:8/4/9_Starscream:7/5/8_ Megatron:9/7/7_The Doctor:10/2/9_Alice:10/0/5_Soundwave:9/8/9_Demolisher:9/9/8_Devastator:9/7/7_Grindor:9/5/6 Scorponok:8/5/8_Blackout:10/8/9_Barricade:10/8/9_Bonecrusher:9/9/7_The Fallen:10/5/7_Brawl:7/7/7

Movies:

TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN!!

TRANSFORMERS!!

V for Vendetta

Spiderman 1 and 2 (And I love VENOM from Spiderman 3 but feel that the movie was...iffy)

Beauty and the Beast(...Forever and always!)

The Princess and the Frog

Ironman

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

Fun with Dick and Jane

Definantly, Maybe

The Holiday

Enchanted

Movies with either Ben Stiller, Jack Black, and/or Adam Sandler

Star Wars saga

Harry Potter series

Phantom of the Opera

Any MARVEL movie!

Disney films!

Books:

Beauty

Belle, a retelling of Beauty and the Beast

Twilight series

East (...I highly recommend this! LOVE it!!)

Chronicles of Narnia(Classic...)

Novels by Sarah Dessen

WALT DISNEY'S ART TO ANIMATION!

Fiction novels of any sort!

!!I am open to any book recommendations!!

I will literally grab a random book and purchase it!

Food(Hey why not?):

Pastries

Routini salad

The meat lovers and vegetarian pizza(lol funny how that works...)

I normally make what my stomachs constantly demands! ;P

Music:

Nickleback

Chris Daughtry

Steve Jablonsky

Alen Menken

Hinder

Rihanna

Transformers:Original Score

Transformers:Revenge of the Fallen Original Score

Three Days Grace

Linkin Parks "New Divide"

and much more...

Actors/Men(Couldn't help myself! xD ):

Robert Downey Jr.

Edward Cullen

Spiderman

Edward Norton

Jack Black

Ben Stiller

Jim Carey

Gerard Butler

Shia LaBeouf

Tony Stark

V!

Venom

The Autobots...Especially Bumblebee

Skids and Mudflap! (Hey! I think they are adorable!)

Men(...and Robots...) that are italicized are those who I would let them sweep me off my feet any day...

except possibly Venom...the saliva dripping thing would be rather hard to ignore...


!FAVORITE QUOTES!:

Me: (While playing Mario Kart) "Waluigi is such a pedophile!"

Brother: "No Wario is the pedophile..."

Me: (Sighs) "Wario is a pedophile towards Peach, Waluigi is a pedophile towards Daisy..."

Brother: "And Bowser is a pedophile towards everyone." O.o

~Me and thy brothers conversation while racing each other, huh the funs of teasing video-game characters...

"Oh yeah, trash-talking fictional characters is a HUGE part of gaming..."~ Friend of mine in a phone conversation

Friend:"So what happens when you turn 17?"

Me: "FREEDOM! BWUAHAHA!"

~ Conversation with a friend about rated R movies. xD

"Oh yeah, to Miss ditsy Peach and her sidekick pedophile Wario..." ~ Said while losing to Peach and Wario in Mario Kart

"Birdo is not weird! She just happens to have a suction cup for a face..."-Me defending the wackiness of the Mario character, Birdo

Starscream:"Not to call you a coward, master, but, sometimes, cowards do survive..." (Gotta love Screamer!)

~Mudflap: "I say we just pop a cap in his ass and throw him in the trunk, no one will ever know!" Skids:"Who's trunk?Not my trunk!"

Lennox:"I want you to pull the blue ok? I need you to pull the blue real hard! pulls NO NOT NOW WERE IN THE PLANE YOU DUMB ASS!"

~Mudflap: "Ow that hurt!"
Skids:"It's supposed to hurt! Its called an ass whoopin'!"

Twins:"Ding-a-ling...come and get yo ice-cream...Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!

~Skids:"This is called blending in...like a ninja"

Simmons:"One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves...now its only hope!"

~Jetfire: "My father was a wheel! The first wheel! And do you know what he transformed into? Nothing! But he did so with honor!"

Optimus Prime: "Fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing..."

Ironhide: "Punk-ass decepticon!"

~Galloway:"So let me ask: If we ultimately conclude that our national security is best served by denying you further asylum on our planet, will you leave peacefully?"
Optimus:"Freedom is your right. If you make that request, we will honor it. But before your President decides, please ask him this: What if we leave, and you're wrong?"

~Optimus: "My weapons specialist: Ironhide."
Ironhide: drawing his guns "You feelin' lucky, punk?"
Optimus: "Easy, Ironhide... "
Ironhide: retracts his guns "Just kidding. I just wanted to show him my cannons..."

~Ironhide: "You have a rodent infestation..."

Sam: "A what?"

Ironhide: aiming cannons at Mojo "Shall I terminate?"

Sam: "No! No! This is a chihuahua. We love chihuahuas."

Ironhide: "He's leaked lubricants all over my foot! Hmmph!"

Sam: "He peed on you? Bad Mojo! Bad!"

Ironhide: "Bad Mojo! Ugh, now its gonna rust..."


!FANFICTION QUOTES!:

"Yeah, we're all fine. You?"...We glanced around as we continued our hurried conversation. "Could be better. Missing some armor here an' there, one of my back plates is crushed, but I can't reach it, been molested a lot, and some other minor injuries." (The Ultimate Battle by Fantasyaddict101)

"I walked over into the next isle and saw Ironhide with the carriage. I rolled my eyes as I watched Ironhide shop. He looked utterly bored as he walked up the isles grabbing random boxes, glancing at the cover and then carelessly dropping them into the cart. He sauntered back over to Arcee and Sunny. Arcee placed the soup in the cart and rifled through Hide's idea of shopping..."Oo, shoe polisher, yummy." she said sarcastically glaring at Ironhide, "Oh, and for dessert, rat poison! Delicious!" she frowned and shoved the unnecessary items into Hide's arms. He looked at them, then when no humans were looking, tossed them over into the next isle..."Ouch!" a random lady yelped. (The Ultimate Battle by Fantasyaddict101)

"I think you missed a spot." Sunstreaker whispered in her ear as he transformed from his trash can shape and into his true form. Sideswipe followed his example and changed out his locker shape and pounced into the mist of a bunch of half-naked, screaming, femmes..." (The Lockerroom prank by Fantasyaddict101)

I want those damn Autobots to removed completely from American soil. They only attract Decepticons here, and those psychos only bring destruction.” “Call it ‘artful redecoration of your precious cities’ if you’re so offended by the word ‘destruction’,” Starscream muttered sarcastically, and Alexis wished she could kick him hard in the ankles for that unnecessary comment. Air force One by Mistflyer1102

“Jas, it will never be over. As long as Cybertronians, both good and bad, are alive, this war will still be intact...The only way to finish this war is through extermination...The world, well, any world, is an evil place... Full of evil souls. Once the Decepticons are completely defeated, we are expected to kill ourselves also... Any of us can turn evil at any given moment..." (The Ultimate Battle by Fantasyaddict101)

"Here’s what we’re trying to do.” He pulled out a wad of paper out of his pocket, unfolded it, and showed Bee the picture of the body builder he had found on the internet. “See this? This is what we’re going for. This down here—this is a six pack. I need one of these,” he pointed, “and some of these guns. They gotta be as big as Ironhide’s,” he pointed at the biceps of the bodybuilder. “See the goal? Got the goal in your mind? All right, let’s make it happen.” (Car Wash by Hibana)

“Next thing, Bee! You’re gonna be my weight bench!” Bumblebee was instantly confused. “Look it up on the internet, man. Weight benches? With dumbbells?” Bumblebee paused for a moment, and then nodded and made clicking noises when he found it. “Okay, here we go. I’m gonna lay down here,” he found a nice bunch of grass, “and you can lower your hand to right here—yeah, that’s perfect, Bee—and I’m gonna lift it up.” He tried, grunting and pushing with all he could, but he couldn’t raise up the Autobot’s hand. “Okay, let’s try it with one of your fingers, man, I’m tired after all the other stuff.” Bumblebee tilted his head but complied, holding out his finger horizontal to Sam. But Sam again couldn’t move it.“You know, you’re going to have to work with me a bit. You know, let me move it up and down.” Bumblebee nodded and warbled, so Sam tried again. And still couldn’t. “W-would you help me? Yeah, that’s it,” he said, as suddenly he was moving the Autobot’s finger up and down. “Oh yeah, I’m feeling the burn!” Bumblebee tilted his head even further, for he was raising his finger up and down for Sam, and chalked it up to strange, inexplicable human behavior... (Car wash by Hibana)

"No, no, no," Starscream said, talking to her as if she were a newborn protoform. "You don't get to ask the questions." The mech pointed to her, before lightly poked her in the abdomen. She took a reflexive step back, and clenched her fists. "That's my job." He pointed to himself. The seeker lowered himself comfortably onto the table top till his chest was firmly pressed against the cold surface. He propped himself up on his right elbow and placed his head on his hand. "You might want to sit down and make yourself at home," he suggested. There was a short pause, and the human would've sworn he had a sick grin starting to form. "This is going to take a while..." ( Theres a Million&one ways by byebye-bebeh)

"This annoyed me greatly, "Figures all of us get cornered by alien robots and I'm the one who gets captured by the one who's trigger friendly!", I then sighed and slumped right onto the ground..." (If only it was over by Prophet-of-Worlds xD )

"Chromia ran in am evasive maneuver from a yellow glow stick, but the mystery person caught up with her. He grabbed her by the waist and pressed her aft against him...you know and moved in and out fast. He ran off quickly. A green glow stick began to approach her, but she aimed her loaded cannon low and said, "You take another step and the only thing you'll be using that for is sitting down on the toilet." The green glow stick slowly inched away..." (The Locker Room Prank by Fantasyaddict101)

Five of the 'Neon Boys', yellow, orange, green, purple, and white huddled together. "It's our last chance," Sunstreaker, yellow, said, "All the femmes are right there next to the teachers, go get 'em...wait, had anyone seen Sides? Never mind, hurry, before the lights come on!" The Hell Raisers yanked their glow sticks off and plunged toward the gaggle of girls and three teachers to get their last scores in. The lights flashed on just as Ratchet screamed. The entire room gasped... Sunstreaker had his front against Ratchet's back. Sunny was frozen, mid thrust. "But I thought- you-her-" Sunny glanced at an apologetic waving Chromia who was standing right next to Ratchet. Ratch's face flushed beet red from the heat that build up behind his metal face. " I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU LITTLE PAIN IN MY FRAGGIN' AFT!" he screamed as he rushed after Sunny who was running down the hall screaming, "FRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!" Meanwhile, Bumblebee leaned over to Moonracer and whispered, "More or less literally..." Racer giggled."Get back here you little perverted creep!"(The Locker Room Prank by Fantasyaddict101)

Keep an eye out for future stories from me! :D

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1. Human Habits » reviews
How has day-to-day life changed since the Autobots arrival? Random one-shots of humans and Transformers.Rated T just to be safe! ;D
Transformers - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,536 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-6-09 - Published: 6-21-09
2. Three Against One » reviews
Arguments erupt, love blossoms, tempers rise, abuse is taken, friendships are discovered and lost, energon is spilled... Tis' all is fair in love and war... POV for the Arcee Sisters in ROTF!
Transformers - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,372 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-17-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Arcee & Chromia
3. The Three Musketeers reviews
Sure, Leo Spitz helped resurrect a giant alien robot, but he was in no way shape or form prepared for this! What happens when Skids and Mudflap become Leo’s guardians?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 8-5-09 - Leo S. & Mudflap
4. A Summer to Remember » reviews
When Wills neighbor Soldier offers to do a few summer chores, what will happen when he offers her money to clean the Autobots?
Transformers - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,499 - Reviews: 67 - Updated: 7-22-09 - Published: 4-27-09
5. Hidden Among Us » reviews
Sam Whitwicky believes that the rest of the summer will be worry free & enjoyable without the worry of Deceptions, until he & Mikeala make friends with a girl named Melody... the Autobots discover that she is the key to finding the remains of the allspark
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,066 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 3-25-09
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