BEWARE!! Practicaly all my fics have yaoi, rape, abuse, torture, incest, and other sinful themes. Not to be supplied to anyone under the age of 18, or anyone not mature enough to handle such content!! I also have a bad habit of satrting 5 stories at once, so speedy updating is probably a no-no!!

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Best thing ever... SOUTH PARK!! OMFG!! I can't even talk about it without squealing! There are so many couples, so I'm not even going to list my favourites! Heck, I even managed to like hetero couples this time!

Name: Velvet Black Rose

Age: 12

Gender: Female

E-mail: hgrant744@live.co.uk

Hometown: Armagh, N Ireland

Favourite Genre of Music: Punk Rock

Favourite Band: Yellowcard

Favourite Song: Yellowcard- Believe, Yellowcard- Afraid, Yellowcard- Miles Apart

Favourite Story/Movie Genre: It depends on what mood I'm in, but the stories I read usually have romance (yaoi) in them!

The Meme Of Doom:

lol! I think I stole this off someone, but I can't be sure... ah well... just in case I did, I think it was Hot Monkey Brain! Just chose these names at random!

Kyle

Pip

Kenny

Christophe

Tweek

Craig

Cartman

Stan

Clyde

Gregory

Token

Damien

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to? (Craig/Token)

No, but I wouldn't mind giving that a go!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot? (Christophe)

French, smokes, mental... FUCK YEAH!! -fangasm-

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant? (Damien/Stan)

Kyle and Pip would get pissed at them, Damien would go mad and try to kill the baby, and Stan would get over protective, and puke more often.

Can you recall any fic(s) about Nine? (Clyde)

A few.. I think

Would Two and Six make a good couple? (Pip/Craig)

...NO... but I could imagine that... licks lips

Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why? (Tweek/Clyde or Tweek/Gregory)

Tweek and Clyde. Gregory rocks and everything, but I don't think they ever even talked... it is now happening in my head though... mmm

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex? (Cartman Pip/Damien)

Try to tease them for it, and then be tortured for eternity by the Anti-Christ... hey Damien's a scary guy. (ain't got nuthin on me! dude!)

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic. (Kenny/Gregory)

Ah fuck! When Gregory starts school at South Park Elementary, he is convinced his life is going to be a living hell. He is right, but when a blonde boy boy, in an orange parka stands up for him, will the two form an unlikely bond. Sweet...

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff? (Kyle/Stan)

sniggers into hand it's like, only the most written about slash couple in the sp fandom!

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic. (Cartman/Damien)

Ah shit... Taking Things Too Far

What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One? (Christophe/Kyle)

Nice... umm... war, pain, blood, torture, cute jewish redhead, hot French brunette, yeah, you do the math...

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het? (kenny)

Fuck yeah!

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven? (Token)

Obviously! Token rocks

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five? (Pip/Christophe/Tweek)

By the time I'm finished with him, Harry will! He will! Or I will, depending on my mood.

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion? (Gregory)

Fuck me, fuck me right in the ass! (No where near as funny as Hot Monkey Brain! But, you have to give me praise for trying!)

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose? (Stan)

Toy Box-Best Friend

Obvious reasons... I mean the singer is singing about being in love with their best friend... so...yeah

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be? (Kyle/Craig/Damien)

is currently choking on own drool Warning- -middle- finger abuse, demons, rape, don't read if you get in trouble for wrecking your pj bottoms

What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two? (Gregory/Pip)

Brits unite? wiggles eyebrows seductivley

When was the last time you read a fic about Five? (Tweek)

Ten minutes ago. Anywhere else but here written by the fabulous Hot Monkey Brain.

What is Six's super-secret kink? (Craig)

He doesn't just use that middle finger for flipping people off... nice

Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober? (Token/Clyde)

Hell yeah! Best friends for life? Definitely. Drunk and sober. It doesn't matter which really!

If Three and Seven get together, who tops? (Kenny/Cartman)

Umm... Cartman... but that depends on my mood... occasionally Kenny tops... aghhh... they take turns!

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 7 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3. (Kyle and Cartman are in a happy relationship until Cartman suddenly runs off with Christophe. Kyle, broken hearted, has a hot one night stand with Token and a brief unhappy affair with Damien, then follows the wise advice of Tweek and finds true love with Kenny

...At least it ends with my favourite couple?

Kyle has been forced into a relationship with Cartman, by mysterious circumstances, unknown by even me, and just as Kyle finally grows to except the fact that he's going to be ass raped for the rest of his lfe, Cartman runs off with Kyle's former boyfreind, Christophe, the sexy French brunette. (unknown to Cartman, this is a trick played on him, to help get Kyle out of Cartman's evil clutches, and so the fat ass might learn a lesson.)

Kyle, seeking reassurance, is wandering around town, when he bangs into the only person in town richer than himself, Token Black. After a quick chat, Kyle finds out that Token has recently broken up with Clyde, after Kevin Stoley intervened and stole Clyde away from Token. Taking pity on each other, Token takes Kyle back to his house, where Kyle makes Token a lovely meal, and after getting heavily drunk on expensive wine, the two have passionate -coughanimalisticcough- sex in Token's room, sadly, staining his expensive satin sheets.

After waking up the next morning, and discovering Token is meeting up with Clyde to talk about the chance they could get back together, he leaves. Sad and rejected, he goes to commit suicide, by drowning himself in Starks Pond (how he expects to do that is anyone's guess, considering Starks Pond is frozen over.) Damien interrupts, telling him he isn't ready to die. Kyle questions Damien, and the Anti-Christ reveals that, before he dies, he wants to have sex with Kyle. Kyle agrees. After recieving many hand shaped burns on his fragile body, Damien tells Kyle to leave, as Pip has returned to South Park, after having visited Denver for some reason.

Kyle goes to Tweak's Coffee Shop buying a black coffee. Tweek, worried Kyle is going emo, goes over to talk to him. and after sussing out the problem, (after being interrupted by the occasional gahs and gnnks) they get down to the point. Tweek tells Kyle that Kenny has always loved him, and will treat him well. Kyle realises he has also loved Kenny for a long time, and remembered that was why he had been in the relationship with Cartman. Because Cartman had found out about his obsession, and had blackmailed him into the relationship.

Kyle goes to see Kenny, and after a long disscussion, the two admit their feelings for each other, have a hot love making session, and afterwards Kenny tells Kyle he hired Ze Mole to help get him away from Cartman, and by the end of the week he will be back with his beloved Gregory.

Everything soon returns to normal in South Park. Well as normal as it can be in South Park. Tweek and Craig are together, Craig protecting Tweek from underpants gnomes, and such, Pip following Damien around like a dog, Christophe and Gregory having tiffs about who's country is better, and then engaging in make-up sex, Clyde and Token making sure that people think they're only friends, and then going at it like rabbits when they're alone and Kyle and Kenny not giving a fuck who knows about their relationship, and making out against everyone's lockers.

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon? (Cartman/ Stan)

Scared... and feeling VERY sorry for Kyle... but then again... with Stan and Cartman off together... that leaves room for... K2!

Story List:

Work In Progress

Reunion (South Park): Damien is back in town, plotting something awful with Cartman. Pip and Tweek are missing, people think Butters is to blame and with the unexpected appearance of Christophe, will Kenny and Kyle's relationship be threatened? Multiple parings. Mature Theme

The Last Leaf Falls (South Park): After Tweek dies from saving Kenny's life, Craig goes into depression. Three weeks after the funeral, Tweek turns up at school, saying how he met God, and Satan, and had required Kenny's 'gift'. An amazed Kenny doesn't die anymore, and a freaked Tweek dies all the time. Can the guys find a way to sort this out?

Don't Mess With Eric Cartman (South Park): Cartman has finally taken over the world. Kyle and Stan lead the resistance, trying to stop him. Kenny, who has been missing for three years, turns up, saying he knows how to defeat Cartman, but Cartman has kidnapped Craig, who knows all of the resistances plans.

Haven't We Met? (South Park): Gregory returns to South Park, and Wendy uses him to try and win back Stan, who is pinin after an oblivious Kyle. When Stan finds out that Kyle has a thing with Kenny, he goes mad, and hires someone to help. That someone just happens to be Christophe, who messes everyones plans.

QUOTES

1. Numbuh 4: Ah, Gotta keep cool, nothings gonna happen, I'm cool, I'm cool; I'm ice, no cruddy lice gonna sneak up on me, no sir, lice don't sneak up on ice, it ain't nice for lice to sneak up on ice; those lice better think twice cause it's... it's no dice for those lice, no dice or ice, so take my advice, you cruddy lice, I am not nice.

2. Numbuh Two: Man, that King Sandy has a weird taste in women.
(Numbuh Three whacks him with the SPLANKER)
Numbuh Two: OW!
(Numbuh Four whacks him with the SPLANKER)
Numbuh Two: Hey, what'd YOU hit me for?
Numbuh Four: Nothin'.

3. Numbuh 4: I'm not wearing a stupid costume! And I'm not pretty... I'm handsome.

4. Numbuh 3: Target sighted. Hi, target!

5. Numbuh 4: Their power levels are off the charts! I'm gonna have to get some bigger charts.

6. Toilenator: I don't always ruin all your plans.
Mr. Boss: What about the time you let Numbuh 1 into our headquarters when his only disguise was a shirt that said 'I am not Numbuh 1'?
Toilenator: It was so convincing...

7.James(silent hill 2 ce- youtube- facing a big psycho scary monster!): Oh god I'm gonna die!!( i laughed like nuts for no apparent reason!!)

8. Big Pscho Monster ( silent hill 2 ce-while James is worrying about dying-) Oh GOD SOMEBODY SCRATCH MY BACK!!

9. James( silent hill 2 ce- hears noise like chainsaw cutting someone and screaming-) Whoee, gee!! A noise North of here let's go investigate!!

10. James (SH 2 CE-): That shadow... looked weird... EVIL Weird! (retard moment) I better go and check it out!!

11. James( SH2 CE-running looking for evil, weird shadow- smacks into a fence!): Stupid place for a piece of wood!

12. James (SH2 CE-another retard moment this one's creepy :'( ): UNGHHH! NUGH!! LUWWW! OHKH- I got it! I'll go down into that dark scary ally and take the keys for the apartment of the dead guy that's dressed like me! I should do that!!

13. Captain Jack: I've gotta jar of dirt!! ( OMFG!! I DO have a jar of dirt!)

14.The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

15.Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

16.Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ...

17.Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

18.Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

18.I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

19.Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

20.The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

21.There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

22.When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

23.Behind every successful man is a surprised woman

24.Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

25.You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

26.What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

27.Men are like bank accounts.
Without a lot of money they don't generate a lot of interest.

28.What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

29.Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss

30.Hard work never killed anybody... but why take a chance?

31.Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself... where the heck is the ceiling.

Likes: KND, REsident Evil, Sonic Underground, Colour orange and colour red (obvious numbah 1 and 4 reasons!), pizza, Austrailian boys (they're so SEXY!! and there accents are gorgous!!) The KND pairing 1/4 (Slash! SO WHAT!!)

Dislikes: People who hate slash... and the pairing 1x4, school, people who write obviously good fics, and don't finish them and BROCOLI >_

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FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

YAOI 4 LIFE!