Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

‘FINE’ is an acronym for Fucked up, Idiotic, Neurotic, and Emotional. I am very fine, thank you.

I like you. When I rule the world, your death shall be quick and painless.

“Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?"

- Ernest Gaines

My Favorite Story:

Okay, so should you happen to look in my 'fav stories' list, you'll find that there's a lot of them! But truth be told, my favorite fanfiction story of ALL TIME is called Pretty Kitty by Cherry-Starbust. It's a brilliant story, but it is slash, so if it's not you're cuppa, deal. It's Harry/Fred/George so this could be a bit of a turn off for some, but I absolutely ADORE it!
The URL for all those AMAZING PEOPLE who want to read this story is: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4194231/1/Pretty_Kitty (If you don't click it, you're crazy!)

I also love the story A Reason Why by werewolfbydaymarauderbymidnite. (Who coincidentally happens to be one of my best friends!) This story was written for me by special request and I love it because it's great! This story is NOT slash, but is in fact a Seamus/OC story. Seamus is my all time FAVORITE character in the Harry Potter series, but just about everyone else is tied for second and third!
Here's the URL should you want it: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5392568/1/A_Reason_Why (and trust me, you do! :))

(If you would like to make me REALLY happy, PLEASE write Seamus fics!! I don't care about the pairing, just as long as there's Seamus! Oh, and if you do, please let me know!)

I would also like to state that, although, it's not my favorite, Comes the Darkness is one of my favorite stories. It also is slash, and ships Harry/Draco. But it's one of those dark!Harry (would someone please explain to me why we add in that stupid exclamation mark!?) twistedly evil stories. But it's one of those things where you like it and you have no idea why, 'cause it's almost nothing like you! But still, it's one of those I love to re-read a lot! So check it up! It's by author befoulmetalroosa.
The URL: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5325923/1/Comes_the_Darkness (can't you hear the cries of 'click me!'?)

Dislikes:

-Homophobes. I am not oriented that way, but nonetheless, it is not your place to decide what someone else does with their life.

-Harry/Voldemort (T. Riddle) fics. I know it's wrong to judge them before I've read one, but that is just pushing it too far for me. Just not my cup of tea.

-Morning People. NO ONE should be that happy, that early... and the phrase 'good morning'... it's totally and oxymoron; there is NOTHING good about mornings!

-The majority of popular 'pop' music, or whatever genre Jordan Sparks and Mylie Cyrus etc. are classified as. I am and indie, punk, rock type of person.

-Stupid People. Common sense and general intelligence are like rare diseases nowadays.

Harry Potter: I am one of those loser fans you see at the movie or book releases dressed up like on of the characters. Yes, the ones you walk by pointing at and
laughing, where little kids go "Mommy, can I dress up like that for Halloween?"... when it's the beginning of summer.

Pairings I like : Harry/Draco; HOT! My friends hate it, but it's inevitable. Too much tension and frustration between them. Only a matter of time before it turns sexual! ;)

Harry/Ron; it's great, well, only when it's written properly

Seamus/Any guy; okay, well any guy within reason. He is probably my favorite character (don't ask why, I don't really know) and I enjoy slash
fics, so you do the math

Hermione/Snape; in truth, I have always liked Snape, even when we all thought he killed Dumbledore. And he and Hermione just... fit. They're both
brilliant people and could do great things together... in any senses of the words ;)

Sirius/Remus; cute. nothing much more than that :)

Fred/George; ;) I have nothing else to say!

Fred/Harry; if you asked me to pick which one of the twins was my favorite, I would automatically say Fred. (I am currently in denial over his death, and
because of fanfiction, I intend to stay that way for a while.) So Fred, Harry... just works! And if George gets thrown into the mix, well all the
better!

X-Men: I just like it. It's good fun and the story is cute.

Pairings I like : Bobby/John; they share a room, fire and ice... duh!

Bobby/Logan; I don't know... works for me. shrugs

Logan/Marie; Oh, 'cause you didn't see that coming!

Twilight: Pretty predictable, even if I didn't think so while reading the series. But fanfic keeps it fresh.

Pairings I like :Jasper/Edward; Favorite Cullen:Jasper, hands down. (Then Alice, but that's irrelevant) Jasper+Slash+Edward=One happy me!

Jasper/Emmett; same again. Jasper+Slash+Emmet=One VERY happy me! (Emmet is TEN TIMES better the Edward, I just typed it out this way)

Emmett/Edward; and again. But not as good as fics with Jazz

Emmett/Bella; Emmet is hilarious and despite the fact that I loathe Bella, it's funny.

Stargate: I spent 3 years watching all ten seasons of Stargate with my family. You could say it has become a slight obsession of mine.

Pairings I like :Jack/Daniel; if you watch Stargate, you can see how that could happen.

Daniel/Vala; again, definite DUH! going on here.

Jack/Sam; okay, so since this pairing was written into the story, I don't think I have to explain myself.

Most of the time I enjoy the more... out-there ships because I love seeing how author's can take characters and make something out of them, that hadn't been there before! Most of the time it's utter crap, but that's fanfiction. :)

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen-name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did!

Now for semoehtnig itnresitmg...

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. When you argue with yourself and LOSE is when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you were insane, crazy, and/or random, before being crazy, insane, and/or random was cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (or more than one person) who should be run over by a bus, copy and paste this into your profile.

93 of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 who would ask the person "What was your first clue?" copy and paste this into your profile.

Denial (this isn't happening to me!) Anger (why is this happening to me?) Bargaining (I promise I'll be a better person if...) Depression (I don't care anymore) Acceptance (I'm ready for whatever comes) The five stages of...something.

I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Never do anything you don't want to explain to the paramedics. (Not joking, I live by this motto)

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If Advil, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

They laugh because we're losers... We laugh because they just figured it out.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I live there and really don't want to see you everyday.

You have the right to remain silent. Everything you say will be misquoted and used against you.