Author has written 23 stories for Harry Potter, X-overs, Twilight, Naruto, Fruits Basket, Monochrome Factor, Saiyuki, South Park, Zombieland, Hanna is not a Boys Name, Minutemen, and Beelzebub/べるぜバブ.

Nombre: Pues mi verdadero no dire XD Pueden llamarme An.

Edad: Para que quisieran saber eso o.ó????? Y si de verdad lo quisieran saber mandenme un mensaje y yo les respondo

Genero: Femenino

Bueno que puedo decir...amm soy muy timida pero tengo mi caracter, soy un poco bipolar y me encanta el chocolate¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ Soy una fan del yaoi y Slash, no me tomen a mal me gusta tambien el Hetero pero me aburre, soy facil muy facil de distraer ademas de ser muy despistada, soy muy torpe lo que significa que me puedo tropesar con el aire mismo ._. (Y una vez me paso D:)

Bueno hasta aqui despues sigo hablando de mi misma, byebye a los que se tomaron la molestia de leer esto XD

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If you think the real Light died when L did and Kira was all that was left of Light, paste it to your profile.

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There's a 13 year old girl, and she wished
that her dad would come home from
the army, because he'd been having
problems with his heart and right
leg. It was 2:53 p.m . When she made
her wish. At 3:07 p.m. (14 minutes
later), the doorbell rang, and
there her Dad was, luggage and all!!

I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
having trouble in my job and on the
verge of quitting. I made a simple
wish that my boss would get a new
job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
there was an announcement that he
was promoted and was leaving for
another city. Believe me...this
really works!

My name is Ann and I am 45 years
of age. I had always been single
and had been hoping to get into a
nice, loving relationship for many
years. While kind of daydreaming
(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
a FedEx delivery man came into my
office.He was cute, polite and
could not stop smiling at me. He
started coming back almost everyday
(even without packages) and asked me
out a week later. We married 6
months later and now have been
happily married for 2 years.

What a great email it was!!

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

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pregnancy test...came out positve

TRY NOT TO LAUGH

start thinking something you really really want

You have just been visited by SERAH I will grant you one wish. Make your wish when the count down is over.

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MAKE A WISH

repost this with the title "pregnancy test...came out positve" to throw people off and your wish will come true.

If you don't, it will become the opposite

Post this in the next 200 seconds and you
WILL have
THE best day of your life THIS FRIDAY

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Female Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

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If you want to see Sakura end up dead at the end of the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you want to see Sakura be killed by Sasuke, Naruto and Sai for the good of the world, COPY THIS
If you hate the parings Itasaku, sasusaku, gaasaku, COPY THIS
If you hate reading, watching Sakura hit Naruto/Sai, COPY THIS
If you agree with Sai that Sakura is ugly, COPY THIS
If you think Sakura is the worst character in the Naruto series, COPY THIS
If you just hate her, COPY THIS

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If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile

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╔╦╦╦╗Post this
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╠╬╬╬╣if you are a
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This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't re-post it?

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REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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Friends Verses Best Friends

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best Friend: Helps themselves and are the reason you have no food

Friend: Calls your parents Mr. and Mrs. and your grandpa, Grandpa
Best Friend: Calls your parents Dad and Mom and your grandpa, Gramps

Friend: Would bail you out of jail
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME!"

Friend: Would bail you out again because you're "a good person"
Best Friend: Would be sitting next to you again saying, "Damn, we messed up."

Friend: Have never seen you cry
Best Friend: Won't tell anyone else you cried. Just laugh about it later in private when you're feeling better

Friend: Asks you to write down your number
Best Friend: Has you on speed dial

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back
Best Friend: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad. Here's a tissue."

Friend: Only knows a few things about you
Best Friend: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story

FRIENDS: Tell you that you look nice.
BEST FRIENDS: Say your outfit looks like throw up, and then help you find a new one 10 minutes before school starts.

FRIENDS: Say "good luck" when you go get your ears pierced.
BEST FRIENDS: Help pick out your studs, take before after pictures of your earlobes, and then put up with the unending questions and mirror-staring.

FRIENDS: Roll their eyes when you start rambling yet again about your boyfriend (the fourth time that night).
BEST FRIENDS: Start gushing with you.

FRIENDS: Smile when you get obsessed with something.
BEST FRIENDS: Get obsessed with you.

FRIENDS: Say "sees you later!"
BEST FRIENDS: Say "I LUUUUUHHHVVV you! DON'T LEAAVVEE!" and then tackle/hugs you.

FRIENDS: Ask you to write down your number
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial

FRIENDS: Forgives you.
BEST FRIENDS: Hold a fake grudge against you until you let them borrow a hair band.

FRIENDS: Tell jokes with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Have countless inside jokes with you.

FRIENDS: Tell you that you're the most annoying thing on earth.
BEST FRIENDS: Say the same thing, except then they laugh and say "I guess that counts for me too!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move a dead body

FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and say nice to meet you
BEST FRIENDS: Meet your boyfriend and scare the crap out of him by threatening to break every bone in his body if he hurts you

FRIENDS: Annoy you.
BEST FRIENDS: Annoy you, but then make you laugh.

FRIENDS: comfort you when you fight with your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: go over to his house and kick his butt

FRIENDS: tell you to forget it when you say you want to vandalize a guy's house
BEST FRIENDS: the ones getting fined by the police with you

FRIENDS: Think you’re insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline
BEST FRIENDS: Are jumping right after you

FRIENDS: come over every couple of months for a sleepover
BEST FRIENDS: are your weekend boarders

FRIENDS: are offended when you make fun of them
BEST FRIENDS: kick your butt and all's forgiven

FRIENDS: are shy around your boyfriend
BEST FRIENDS: will tease him till he blushes redder than a fire engine

FRIENDS: don't see you if you're sick
BEST FRIENDS: are why you're sitting in bed under a blanket with a thermometer, book, and your phone

FRIENDS: call you retarded for running through bleachers yelling "IT'S PICKLE TIME!"
BEST FRIENDS: are screaming and running right with you

Friend: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing
Best Friend: Will kick the whole crowd's butt that left you

Friend: Would knock on your front door
Best Friend: Walk right in and say, "I'M HOME!"

Friend: You have to tell them not to tell anyone
Best Friend: Already knows not to tell

Friend: Are only with you through high school/college (lunch buddies)
Best Friend: Are for life

Friend: Will comfort when a guy rejects you
Best Friend: Walk up to him and go, "Its because your gay right?"

Friend: Helps you find your prince
Best Friend: Kidnaps him and brings him to you

Friend: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying
Best Friend: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha ha, Loser!"

Friend: Offers you soda
Best Friend: Would dump theirs on you

Friend: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month
Best Friend: Would throw you a tampon and push you in

Friend: Gives you their umbrella in the rain
Best Friend: Takes yours and says, "Run, Sucka, run!"

Friend: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough
Best Friend: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say, "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

Friend: Will help you move
Best Friend: Will help you move the bodies

Friend: Helps you up when you fall
Best Friend: Laughs and trips you again

Friends: Will call the ambulance if you fall off a bridge
Best Friends: Get in a rowboat and save your stupid ass

Friends: Ask you what's wrong
Best Friends: Are already loading up a shot gun to kill that Mother Fudger

Friend: Tell you that you're too good for him when you get dumped
Best Friend: Call him up and say, "You're gonna die in seven days"

Friend: Asks you why you're crying
Best Friend: Already has a shovel ready to bury whoever made you cry

Friend: Hides you from the cops
Best Friend: Is probably the reason you're running from them in the first place

Friend: Will help you find your way when you're lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with your compass, stealing your map, and giving you bad directions

Friend: Will help you learn how to drive
Best Friend: Will help you roll the car into a lake to collect the insurance money

Friend: Would ignore this letter
Best Friend: Will repost this!

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