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since: 11-16-08, id: 1744000, Profile Updated: 11-02-09
country: United States
Author has written 38 stories for Digimon, Pokemon, and Kingdom Hearts.

Hi! There's not a whole lot to say about me, but pretty much...
Gender: Female
Age: 14.5
Location: hell if I know. Somewhere within the depths of my scary-as-crap mind.

Favorite shows- aiki engeikai (From most favorite to least favorite): Digimon:-) Pokemon, AFV, Home Improvement! (Can't think of the rest)
Favorite movies- aiki eiga: Digimon movies :-)(duh), pokemon movies, Transformers, Bolt, King Kong, Transformers 2,
Favorite books- aisho: Pokemon Adventure manga series, Harry Potter series, Last Shot, Kingdom Hearts manga series, Yu-Gi-Oh! manga series, Fruits Basket manga series, Juvenile Orion manga series, Cracker! The Best Dog in Vietnam, Seekers series, Warriors series, Rurouni Kenshin manga series, Shattered Mirror, Fullmetal Alchemist
Favorite video games: Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness, Pokemon Colosseum, Pokemon Emerald, Pokemon FireRed, Pokemon Ranger, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Red Rescue Team, Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time/Darkness, Pokemon Diamond, Pokemon Sapphire, Super Smash Bros. Melee, Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Pokemon Yellow Special Pikachu Edition, Pokemon Red, Digimon World Dusk, Sing It! High School Musical Edition, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days, Kingdom Hearts Chain of Memories.

Favorite Characters

Digimon (in order): Takato, Tai :-) Matt, TK, Kari, Takuya, Davis, Rika, Henry, Sora, Koji, Koichi, Marcus, Thomas
-Favorite digimon: Guilmon, Gallantmon, Renamon, Terriermon, Lopmon, Gaomon, Lunamon, Coronamon, Kapurimon, Labramon, Seasarmon, Kudamon,
-Favorite Digimon Season: Tamers, Adventure 01, Frontier, Adventure 02
-Least favorite Digimon Season: Data Squad
-Least favorite digimon characters: Jeri, Willis, Yoshi, Mimi, Joe, Yolei, Zoe, JP,

Pokemon: Misty, May, Dawn, Ash, Brock, Max
-Favorite pokemon: Pikachu, Togepi, Plusle, Minun, Eevee, Vaporeon, Flareon, Jolteon, Espeon, Umbreon, Glaceon, Leafeon, Manaphy, Shaymin, Shinx, Empoleon, Charizard, Swampert, Torchic
-Least favorite Pokemon character EVER: Harley

Transformers: Bumblebee, Optimus Prime, Ratchet, Jazz, Ironhide,

Ghost Hunters: Jason, Grant, Tango, Kris ,Steve

Kingdom Hearts: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Roxas, Pence, Olette, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Xion

Fruits Basket:Tohma-kun, Kyo-kun, Yuki-kun (Prince Yuki :3), Shigure, Hatori, Momiji, Kisa,

Favorite couplings

Digimon: Rukato :-), Taiora, Takari, Henrika (not my favorite, but i will write it), if it has to be yaoi then Yamachi/Taito

Pokemon: AAML (Ash and Misty), AAML (Ash and May), AADL (Ash and Dawn)

Kingdom Hearts: Soriku, Akuroku, Cleon, Zemyx
-Least favorite: SOra/Ansem (shudder), Axel/Anyone else beside Roxas or Demyx (that's okay, they'd look cute!), Clerith

My Favorite Quotes

"Momentai!" - Terriermon in season 3, Tamers! :-)
"No autographs, please." - Matt in Adventure, during introductions
"Matt treats TK more like a bother than a brother..." - Tai in Digimon Adventure, episode three, while talking to Sora.
"I'm as straight as a candy cane!"- My friend Cody
"Gogglehead..." - Rika throughout Tamers, spoken to Takato :-)
"Or maybe you made your own wet puddle!" - Kazu to Takato in first episode of Tamers (I think that's how it goes)
"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it." - don't know
"Digmon could be a little more animated." - Cody, the Digimon movie in a fight against Kokomon AKA Cherubimon Evil.
"Partly to visit Mimi and Partly to make Davis jealous." - Kari, the Digimon movie visiting in New York.
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and the world laughs at you." - whoever
"You never miss what you have until it's gone"- something like that, who knows who said it?
"Dream of another world where these illusions are reality, it is a home away from home, hold my hand, never let me go, don't forget me, live your dream, follow your heart your courageous soul, until we meet again onii-san." - I don't know who said it. Actually, it's a poem from Lelola.net under the category 'onii-san'
Patamon: "I thought cats were always supposed to land on their feet." Gatomon: "Oh shut up." -Patamon and Gatomon in Digimon Adventure 02 episode 3, after being attacked by Tyrannomon.
"Whoa, did I get married while I was asleep?"- RedVeggiemon in Digimon 02 episode 4 after being freed from the Dark Ring.
JP: "It's probably another one of Mercurymon's tricks!" Neemon: "My eyes are stuck!"- The frontier gang (minus Takuya and Kouji) after seeing Seraphimon tied up after being changed into a digiegg.
"Thou dos't not frighten thee!... Seriously!" -ShadowSeraphimon just before Takuya Fusion evolved.
"Tis is the most beautiful thing ever!.. And the smokiest."- Neemon while Seraphimon was being born.
Neemon and Bokomon: "Takuya and Kouji they're our men if they can't do it no one can!" EmperorGreymon: "Trying to concentrate here!"- Bokomon, Neemon, and EmperorGreymon while EmperorGreymon and MagnaGarurumon had to go and fight Cherubimon.
"I'll do my best which, as we all know, is awesome!" Takuya as EmperorGreymon going to fight Cherubimon.
Josh (my sunday school teacher): "Hey Joe." Joe (Josh's friend): "What's up?" Josh: "Not too good." Joe: continues to walk on. Josh: Gets a surprised looke as he realized what he said. He turns to me. "I was expecting something else."- My sunday school teacher and his friend at a meeting for small groups.
Takato: "So, are we going to be deleted!?" Guilmon: "No way!.. Well, I don't think so!... Maybe! We better land..." -Takato and Guilmon after being attacked by D-Reaper agent (i think)
Rika: "They're not following! Maybe they're afraid of us." Renamon: "Or so unconcerned about us that we're not worth chasing." Henry: "Way to stay positive, Renamon!"- Rika, Renamon, and Henry while running from the D-Reaper agents.
Henry's thoughts: 'Uuuh, what's going on here?' Rika: "Well, what?" Takato: "Oh, nothing!" Rika: "Huh..." Takato's thoughts: 'Just keep walking, pretend she's not staring at you, and keep quiet!" Takato: "I just wanted to say that that shirt looks good!" Takato's thoughts: 'Oww, great job of keeping quiet!' Henry's thoughts: 'Huh... just keep walking...'- Henry, Rika, and Takato while walking in the sewer tunnel thing. I just found this very cute and amusing and I was thinking 'OMG! Total Rukato moment!' :-)
Daisy: "I've run so many checks I see numbers in my sleep." Babel: "You've slept? Bad girl!"- Daisy and Babel, not sure when.
Janyu: "I'll be an old man before it's done! Don't say it" Babel: "If you mean asking how can you possibly getting older, I'd never say that, you fossil."-don't know when this is. I like this because that's how I act around my own Daddy.
"I hate being alone..."- Matt in Digimon Adventure 01 episode 51 when Matt's talking about being alone. I don't necessarily like that, but the way Matt's voice sounded... OMG HOW CUTE CAN YOU GET?!
Noriko: "All of you out the side door. We'll eat in the backyard as soon as it's ready. I don't want you messing up my kitchen. I swear you're all like a bunch of disobedient toddlers!" Tai: "She means us, not the kids," -Noriko and Tai at a dinner get together in Following the Footstps of estiny by Twilight Archangel.
"Sora married Matt?! What the crap?! Don't worry, Tai. I'll marry you." A flair on Facebook. I love it!
“It broke my heart to hear you crying and to not be able to reach out and change it. To not be able to reach out and say, ‘Hey, TK, all’s fine and well and by the way it was my fault I got squished and not yours’.”- Matt in the story 'A Day Without Rain' by ProcurerFaith.
"A positive attitude may not solve all of your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort." ~Herm Albright
"Don't think of your self as an ugly person. Think of yourself as a beautiful monkey." -?

My Favorite Songs - Aishouka

There Will Be A Day- by Jeremy Camp
My Grown Up Christmas List- by Rhonda Cooper
Mr. Roboto- Styx
Hero- Superchick
We Live- Superchick
Wake Up Call- Maroon 5
One Girl Revolution- Superchick
Stand In The Rain- Superchick
Concrete Angel- Martina McBride
The Digimon Fronteir theme song- seriously, who knows?
Get Up- Superchick
Bowling Ball- Superchick
Pure- Superchick
Me Against the World- Superchick
Anthem- Superchick
Beauty From Pain- Superchick
Wishes- Superchick
You found Me- The Fray
Stand Up- Superchick
Courage- Superchick
Hero- Chad Kroeger
The In Crowd- Mitchel Musso
Lean On Me- Mitchel Musso
Comatose- Skillet
The Last Night- Skillet
Gotta Be Somebody- Nickelback
Whatever Reason- Disciple
Held- Natalie Grant
Wonderful- Everclear
Whispers in the Dark- Skillet
The Older I Get- Skillet
Falling into the Black- Skillet
Live Free Or Let Me Die- Skillet
Slow Fade- Casting Crowns
East to West- Casting Crowns
Voice of Truth- Casting Crowns

Things about me

I like to read/right abuse stories (don't ask me why) and I torture my favorite characters. (AKA Takato to Kari) I do what i please, think what I please, write what I please blah, blah, blah. Also, I'm teaching myself Japanese, and it's coming along pretty well. You'll find some Japanese phrases in my stories. Sorry for the delay for some of my stories. My mom didn't let me on the computer for a month. And I have a quick question for you. Has anyone ever noticed how Joe's kid 25 years after the end of 02 looks exactly like Kenta, except a different hair color? Or am I the only one? I also figured I'd better let you know. My Dad and I were both bullied in the past, so if you have something that you wanna say about me that will hurt my feelings/ make other people not like me, why don't you take it up with him first? He can whip out a can. Oh yeah...~!

Now time for those copy-and-paste thingies

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile.

By Popular Demand—How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

FAKE VS. REAL

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.
FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!
FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

I don't care if you're gay or straight, everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness, everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty, everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white, everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird, everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor, everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different, everybody is.
Repost this if you agree with it.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

Heres a copy of the Fourty Nine Laws of Anime, copy it if you're a anime writer.

Fourty- Nine laws of Anime:

Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito

1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity
The normal laws of physics do not apply.

2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation
Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborn, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4.

3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics
In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion
In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion
The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves. Armored Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

6. Law of Temporal Variability
Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something 'cool' or 'impressive'. Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

7. First Law of Temporal Mortality
'Good Guys' and 'Bad Guys' both die in one of two ways. Either so quick they don't even see it coming, OR it's a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down.

8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality
It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the 'Bad Guys' are killed so quickly they didn't even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis
Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still-frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity
Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a 'Good Guy' kicks the 'Bad Guy' in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

11. Law of Inherent Combustability
Everything explodes. Everything.
First Corollary - Anything that explodes bulges first.
Second Corollary - Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission
Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

13. Law of Energetic Emission
There is alway an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy 'bulge') before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustability.

14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude
The destructive potential of a weapon is inversly proportional to its size.
First Corollary - Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also know as the A-Ko phenomenon.

15. Law of Inexhaustability
No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

16. Law of Inverse Accuracy
The accuracy of a 'Good Guy' when operating any form of fire-arm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the 'Bad Guys' when operating fire-arms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect)
Example: A 'Good Guy' in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of 'Bad Guys' firing on a 'Good Guy' standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary - The more 'Bad Guys' there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is faced with insurmountable odds, the 'Bad Guys' line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary - Whenever a 'Good Guy' is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated 'Good Guy Area', usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the 'Good Guy' from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvres.

17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability
Minmei is a bimbo.

18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity
The human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

19. Law of Demonic Consistency
Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown (but black is not unknown), and can only be hurt by bladed weapons.

20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability
Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war-machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.

21. Law of Tactical Unreliability
Tactical geniuses aren't...

22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability
People never notice the little things... Like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality
Children are smarter than adults. And almost always twice as annoying.

24. Law of Americanthropomorphism
Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny 'Bad Guy' or a big stupid 'Good Guy'.
First Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect.)
Second Corollary - The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.

25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality
The size of a person's mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

26. Law of Feline Mutation
Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
a) be female
b) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation
c)and wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

27. Law of Conservation of Firepower
Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used only as a last resort.

28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence
The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

29. Law of Melee Luminescence
Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for 'good guys' and red for 'bad guys'. This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism
All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability
Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

32. Law of Follicular Permanence
Hair in anime is pretty much indestructable, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone's hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics
ANY shape, no matter how convoluted or odd-looking, is automatically aerodynamic.

34. Law of Probable Attire
Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines.
--Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off the afore-mentioned female's clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene).
--Whenever there is a headwind, a Male characters will invariably wear a long cloak which doesn't hamper movement and billows out dramatically behind him.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability) - All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability) - Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.

35. Law of Musical Omnipotence
Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc.) is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they have never attempted these things before.

36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination
Also called "The Five-man Rule," when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
a) The Hero/Leader
b) His girlfriend
c) His Best Friend/Rival
d) A Hulking Brute
e) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
--Extreme Coolness
--Amazing intelligence
--Incredible Irritation

37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance
All anime females have an extradimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment's notice.
First Corollary (The Hammer Rule) - The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, which can be used with unerring accuracy on any male who deserves it. Other common items include costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission
Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed, embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

39. Law of Inverse Attraction
Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get.
First Corollary Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

40. Law of Nasal Sanguination
When sexually aroused, males in Anime don't get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one's sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don't get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

41. Law of Xylolaceration
Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence
Always send a boy to do a man's job. He'll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia
There is no Law #43.

44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation
The likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced.

45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis
Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they've seen it before, any 'Bad Guys' witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

46. Law of Flimsy Incognition
Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

It's getting pretty warm here in the Midwest. How about at your place, is it this hot?--
..The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.
..The trees are whistling for the dogs.
..The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
..Hot water now comes out of both taps.
..You can make sun tea instantly.
..You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
..The temperature drops below 95 and you feel a little chilly.
..You discover it only takes two fingers to steer your car.
..You find you can get sunburned through your car window.
..You actually burn your hand opening the car door.
..You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 am.
..Your biggest bicycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death?"
..You realize asphalt has a liquid state
..The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.
..Farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.
..The cows are giving evaporated milk.
..You'd trade your pool of sweat for a bed of nails any night.
..You'd rather starve to death than cook dinner.

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and 12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.
The Russians used a pencil

- 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in you profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenant666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, halfbreedcreature, DarkWolfGoddessoftheMoon, Water Fairy a.k.a. Mizu, The Digital Gate, DigiDestined of Balance

RACISM IS WRONG!

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, please copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. :-)

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, (it's so fun! :-) ) copy this into your profile.

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

Just because we eat animals for food doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, etc. copy this into your profile! Did you know that to get the fur, they club, drown, and and electrocute the poor animals. And why are they so cruel? Because they don't want to ruin the furs! Now copy this into your freakin' profile, dammit! :-0

Marching band is NOT gay/retarded. If you can get that through your thick skulls put this in your profile. :-)

Insult marching band, and you insult an EXTREMELY fast mob of kids with various instruments that can be shoved into VERY unpleasant places. :-0

If you defend Brendan Birch, copy and paste this into your profile. :-)

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDGE! ... copy and paste this into your profile :-)

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile :-)

If you think that Pokemon is cool, copy this into your profile:-)

93 percent of teens imitate what they see famous people do, if you're one of the seven percent who doesn't give a crap, post this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism :-)

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If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were not sugar-high, copy onto profile

ONLY IN AMERICA:

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

15 WAYS TO DRIVE PEOPLE INSANE:

1) At lunchtime, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
4) In the memo field of all your cheques, write "FOR SEXUAL FAVORS."
5) Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy."
6) Dont use any punctuation
7) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
8) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
9) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
10) Sing along at the opera.
11) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
12) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
13) When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I Won! I Won! 3rd time this week!"
14) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling, "Run for your lives, they're loose!"
15) Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."

Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called Him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called Him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared Him...
He won no military battles, yet He conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He still lives today...
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe and God and Jesus Christ is His son...
Then copy and paste this into your profile
If you ignore him, in the Bible, Jesus says..
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my father in Heaven..."

(+'.'+) (- '.' -) Help Plusle and Minun take over fanfiction! Copy and paste this on your profile and don't forget to add your name to there army list! Their Army: ROSELIACOOL, KengoGirl, Pachirisu1209, DigiDestined of Balance

If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Harley (pokemon) is a complete nut job, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like your mom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever watched a really stupid show 'cause nothing was on, and you got into it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Pokeshipping (AshXMisty),copy and paste this into your profile.

If your singing in your head right this second, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think digimon is, was, and always will be the coolioist, copy and paste this into your profile. :-)

If you think Takato Matsuki (digimon if you didn't know) is somewhat kinda semi cool or cute, copy and paste this into your profile. :-)

If you think the trombone is a coolio instrument, copy and paste this into your profile. :-)

If the woodwind instruments, aka flutes and clarinets, annoy the crud outta you, copy and paste this into your profile.

A POEM SerenityFrogLuvr3 FOUND ON CHILD ABUSE! PLZ PASS IT ON!

My name is Tiffany, I am three,

My eyes are swollen, I cannot see,

I must be stupid, I must be bad,

What else could have made my daddy so mad?

I wish I were better, I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong, I can’t speak at all

Or else i'm locked up all day long.

When i'm awake i'm all alone. The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home I'll try and be nice,

So maybe i'll just get one whipping tonight.

I just heard a car my daddy is back from Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse my name is called

I press myself against the wall

I try to hide From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault he suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me and yells at me more,

I finally get free and run to the door

He’s already locked it And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken, "I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain Again and again

O please God, have mercy! O please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless Brawled on the floor

My name is Tiffany I am but three,

Tonight my daddy Murdered me

And you can help Sickens me to the soul,

And if you read this and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness Because you would have to be One heartless person

To not be effected By this Poem

And because you are effected, Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

On with it!

If you are one freaky Digimon lover, copy and paste into your profile. :-D

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch nickelodeon, and are proud of it, copy this into your profile (only Danny Phantom and Avatar...other than that, Nick sucks!)

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile. :-)

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! :-D

If you absolutely LOVE anime, copy and paste this onto your profile. :-D

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. :-D

wowlookatthisimtypingthisveryoddlinebreakifyoucanreaditcopyandpasteyousmartperson:-)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, Phantom-Figure, Karimlan di Sindihan, zara2148,Danni Lea, SadieYuki, DigiDestined of Balance

If my GOD is your GOD and your GOD is my GOD and you believe in His only Son Jesus Christ our Lord, copy and paste this into your profile. And, once you've done that, add your name to the List and PASS IT ON! The List: DigiDestined of Balance

If your profile is long, put this into your profile and make it even longer.

If you know a video game/movie/book/anime/manga character or weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get, like, two reviews, copy this into your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know ands wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

+If when you go to sleep you can hear songs that you haven't heard in three years copy this to your proflie.

+Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile.

I solemly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

15 percent of every high school population is considered "Popular". 20 percent is desperate to become a part of the popular 15 percent. 20 percent couldn't care less. 15 percent realize that popularity doesn't matter. 10 are too busy worrying about their grades to care. 5 percent are goths, 5 percent can speak another language fluently, and 5 percent are too stupid to realize that no one likes them. If you are a part of the 5 percent who think the 'unpopular' 85 percent should rebel against the popular 15 percent, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., DigiDestined of Balance

If your one of those weird people who hate war but love violence, copy and paste this into your profile.

There was once a poll on which DigiDestined first generation was cutest, Tai or Matt. Who won? Tai. If you think this should happen or Tai and Matt should be at a tie, copy and paste this into your profile.

Takato from Digimon Tamers belongs with Rika! He's too good for Jeri! And if he didn't go with Rika, he'd probably be dead. If you love Rukato (or at least hate Jurato, we can accept that) then copy and paste this into your profile. And, if you write a Digimon Tamers story, do Takato and the world a favor and make it Rukato! Do it! Do it now! _'

If you do NOT have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you LOVE Christian rock, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE rap, copy and paste this into your profile and show the world just how much it SUCKS!

If you're one of the many freakish people who actually ENJOY going to church and waiting through Sunday school or bible class just to hear the pastor rant on and on about Jesus and God's blessings, and actually ENJOY helping out with the many churchly activities, copy and paste this into your profile and show the world how freakish you are...

Her name was Auroura

She was only five

This is what happened

When she was alive

Her dad was a drunk

Her mom was an addict

Her parents kept her

Locked in an attic

Her only friend was a little toy bear

It was old and worn out

And had patches of hair

She always talked to it

When no one's around

She lays there and hugs it

Not a peep of sound

Until her parents

unlock the door

Some more and more pain

She'll have to endure

A bruise on her leg

A scar on her face

Why would she be

In such a horrible place?

But she grabs her bear

And softly cry's

She loves her parents

But they want her to die

She sits in the corner

Quiet but thinking," God, why? Why is

My life always sinking?"

Such a bad life

For a sad little kid

She'd get beaten and beaten

For anything she did

Then one night

Her mom came home high

The poor child was hit and slapped

As hours went by

Then her mom suddenly

Grabbed for a blade

It was sharp and pointy

One that she made

She thrust the blade

Right in her chest,

" You deserve to die

You worthless pest! "

The mom walked out

Leaving the girl slowly dying

She grabbed her bear

And again started crying

Police showed up

At the small little house

They quickly barged in

Everything was as quiet as a mouse

One officer slowly

Opened a door

To find the sad little girl

Lying on the floor

It must have been bad

To go through so much harm

But at least she died

With her best friend in her arms

If you hate child abuse then repost this on your profile. If you don't then you have no soul!!

If you support Takari, put this into your profile!

If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist -that is NOT a Cullen-, copy this into your profile.

If you think digimon (season one and two) is, was, and always will be the coolioist, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have music in your soul, copy this into your profile.

If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.

If you still have to do the 'L' is for left' thing with your fingers, or something similar, copy this to your profile.

Many America teenagers think it is their job to rebel against their parents. If you don't take pride in being rude/not listening to your parents/guardians, copy this to your profile.

If you hate all predjudice copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that there should be a 'Report flame' button thing to report flamers, copy and paste!

If you see all those long poems/lists all over and agree with the message( stop child abuse, stop stereotyping, ect) but don't want to put something That long on you profile, copy THIS to your profile instead.

If you want to see the world someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love silly/stupid/funny/inspirational or meaningful Quotes, copy this to your profile.

If the first thing that enters your mind when i say fudge is fudge then copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever looked for something that was in your hand or right in front of u copy and paste this in your profile.

If people have given up looking at you funny because there is no longer any point, copy this to your profile.

If you want to copy this to your profile, you know what to do.

If you hear voices of characters in your head...copy and paste this on you're profile.

If your plot bunnies give you the perfect idea- in the middle of a huge math test/ PSAT/shower or other bad time, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever threatened a computer copy and paste this in your profile.

If you read all of the listed copy-to-profiles on this profile, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever: danced like no one was watching, sung like no one was listening, written like no one was reading, loved like you'd never been hurt, or dreamed like no one was judging, copy this to your profile.

if you love 'making fiends' copy this to your profile.

If the Voices of your characters threaten to drive you Mad(or Madder) copy this to your profile.

If your Characters talk to you in your head, copy this to your profile.

If YOU respond/talk to your Characters, copy this to your- SHUT UP, ALL OF YOU! I'M NOT WRITING YOUR STORY RIGHT NOW!- profile.

Less than 1 percent of female teenagers in the US don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR PROFILE!

Most teenage girls spend half an hour on their hair every day. If you send half an hour to get dressed, fix your hair, Eat Breakfast and brush your teeth, then copy this into your profile. ( it takes me bout 20 min. 30 to also start on my way to school.)

If you hate people who won't update their fics because they say that they're "too busy", copy and paste this into your profile. And for those of you who say that you're "too busy" do you get the picture? Update!

If you think that bullies should be wiped off of the face of the earth, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Jetix should continue playing digimon at 5:30 Central, but stopplaying Digimon Data Squad, because no one cares about it anymore, maybe play some 01 or 02, copy and paste this into your profile and show this to someone who works for Jetix.

If you are a Christian, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever had a song stuck in your head for more than three weeks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you have a cat, copy this to your profile.

If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile.

If you get way too excited for books to come out, copy this into your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever randomly fallen out of your chair, copy this into your profile.

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love random copy and paste quotes, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you like music that makes you cry cause it's just so beautiful- be it classical, rock, or anything at all, and don't care if people say that it's dumb, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now... copy and paste this into your profile.

IF you did not know that the song "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" is copyrighted and that to sing it in a public place is COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT, but do now and think that that is complete bs, copy this to your profile, and send me a PM for info. add your initials : HNA, DD of B,

If you have a study buddy that tells you all of the answers (or your future), copy and paste this into your profile. Let study buddies rule the world! They rule mine!

If you think men are idiots, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that preps should go to hell, copy and paste this into your profile and to teh world a favor.

Lutheran is my religion. Is it yours? If it is, copy and paste THIS into your profile. Show the world how cool you are.

Has anyone ever noticed that the singer/actor Demi Lovato is only have Lovato? How, you may ask? Well, Demi is the Japanese word for half. So, she's only HALF Lovato. What's the other half?! If you realized this, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.(if i was anorexic i wouldn't be trying to GAIN weight...and eating loads of sweets:P)

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.(i'm not going to lie to people, it could make things worse)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.(i'm not going to make people's lives harder than they already are)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.(it's not my place to judge, i'll leave that to God)
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.(am i doing that now? no, so SHUT IT!)
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.(i'm part irish and i try to avoid drinks as much as possible)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore(if you mean that i dance then i'm a dancer, if not, no)
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or emo.(i just like black, and it looks alright on me)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. (i am not! I don’t have a boyfriend and I don’t wanna get one just yet!)
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.(my mom is was a teenager mom, you call her a slut and i'll punch your face in, no joke-glare-)
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.(people have said i'm pretty, even though i disagree, low self-confidence, i'm a virgin and i plan to stay that way for a long time)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.(my school uses levels so i can't say)
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.(i just like wearing what makes me feel comfortable)
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.(eh, i think i'm asexual)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.(does it count that i'm a girl?)

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.(i don't like attention)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (I’m a Nazi? When did THIS happen?)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude(-twitch-)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.(does playing games count? cause if so, i think that it mightbe true, i do think i'm quite insane, but i don't really care what you think)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.(i'm closer to being underweightT.T)
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.(i just don't WANT a boyfriend, i want to get my life sorted before i start worrying about that stuff)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7(only half, but i still hate homework with a passion so i ALWAYS start and finish at the last minute)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.(fatherest from it)
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.(excuse me?!)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Um... Pardon me me?!)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.(no one is like everyone else, how else could we tell each other apart?:P)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.(that's just stupid, i know more about what the world is like than most people in my school)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon(ok, now you lost me)
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.(i only don't like it because it burns my eyes when i look at it...i can be such an idoit at times)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.(i hate those things)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.(me? fit in? you MUST be joking!)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.(i don't think little of anyone...except snobs because they don't know the real world)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.(i awlays loose track of the conversation)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.(am i in a straight jacket? no!)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch(are people over controlling if they tell someone off for stealing something?)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.(my hair just gets greasy, dunno why, probly genetics)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.(i'm just paranoid)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.(there's something wrong with a girl wearing guys clothes, is there?)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.(i like to draw even though i have to do my own eye style)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.(i KNOW i can't get everything)
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.(i just don't try, i'm so lazy)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (Didn’t I JUST say at the top that I was skinny?! And I’m scary-quiet! Holy crap, most people don’t even know that I’m there!)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep(part welsh, part woundering who came up with this crazy idea)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.(a lot of people here are young writer's, they can't all be emo)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.(i'd like to see you try to describe me in one or two words)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. (wtf?!)
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.(i HATE that people think that, we aren't like that people!)
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser(i have quite a few friends, just not the most)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy(i don't wanna die from skin cancer or have the world burnt up)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.(i'm nothing like that)
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.(i just like cartoons)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.(i like to talk to people, just reading helps me escape from reality where there are so many problems)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.(nobody agrees with everyone else, why do you think there are wars?)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.(it's more like then love, i hate lemony ones, i just find the character development interesting, and i'm proberly asexual)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED(hm, nope, no label)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast(what the heck? i just feel weird cursing)
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish(i want to be chilish, being an adult all the time is stressful)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.(i just read, i can't help if i spot them)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.(all the boys i know are idoits, but i'm not atracted to girls, like i said, i'm porberly asexual)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (WTH?! Marchind band rox!)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue(i have no clue what you're talking about)
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.(i have a line, don't cross it)
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.(blame my english teachers, their picky)
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.(who wants to always stay in reality?)
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.(again, more like then love, i just like to know new things)
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.(if i was a nred/geek, i would like to study, but i don't)
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.(oh please, I can’t beat all of my guy friends in sports. All of my guy friends are weak idiots.)
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work(me and work do NOT go together)
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.(how do you associate emo with cool?)
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.(huh? how'd you get that? but true, i am weird)
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.(i don't care what you say about my weight, i know i'm healthy)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.(there's a problem with that?)
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.(i just find it pointless, where DID the holiday come from anyway?)
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.(of course, being weird is normal)

This is beautiful! Try not to cry!

She jumped up as soon as she saw the surgeon come out of the operating room.

She said:'How is my little boy? Is he going to be all right?

When can I see him?'

The surgeon said, 'I'm sorry. We did all we could, but your boy didn't make

it.'

Sally said, 'Why do little children get cancer? Doesn't God care any more?

Where were you, God, when my son needed you?'

The surgeon asked, 'Would you like some time alone with your son? One of the

nurses will be out in a few minutes, before he's transported to the university.'

Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she said good bye to son. She ran

her fingers lovingly through his thick red curly hair. 'Would you like a lock of

his hair ?' the nurse asked. Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the boy's

hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to Sally.

The mother said, 'It was Jimmy's idea to donate his body to the University for

Study. He said it might help somebody else. 'I said no at first, but Jimmy said,

'Mom, I won't be using it after I die Maybe it will help some other little
boy

spend one more day with his Mom.' She went on, 'My Jimmy had a heart of gold.

Always thinking of someone else. Always wanting to help others if he could.'

Sally walked out of Children's Mercy Hospital for the last time, after spending

most of the last six months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's belongings on

the seat beside her in the car.

The drive home was difficult. It was even harder to enter the empty house. She

carried Jimmy's belongings, and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her

son's room.

She started placing the model cars and other personal things back in his room

exactly where he had always kept them. She laid down across his bed and, hugging

his pillow, cried herself to sleep.

It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying beside her on the bed was a

folded letter. T he letter said:

'Dear Mom,

I know you're going to miss me; but don't think that I
will ever forget you,

or stop loving you, just 'caus e I'm not around to say 'I Love You'. I will

always love you, Mom, even more with each day. Someday we will see each other

again. Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you won't be so lonely,

that's okay with me. He can have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you

decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't like the same things us boys

do. You'll have to buy her dolls and stuff girls like, you know.

Don't be sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place. Grandma and

Grandpa met me as soon as I got here and showed me around some, but it will take

a long time to see everything. The angels are so cool. I love to watch them fly.

And, you know what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures. Yet, when I saw

Him, I knew it was Him. Jesus himself took me to see GOD ! And guess what, Mom ?

I got to sit on God's knee and talk to
Him, like I was somebody important.

That's when I told Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you good bye

and everything. But I already knew that wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom

? God handed me some paper and His own personal pen to write you this letter. I

think Gabriel is the name of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to

you. Go d said for me to give you the answer to one of the questions you asked

Him 'Where was He when I needed him ?' 'God said He was in the same place with

me, as when His son Jesus was on the cross. He was right there, as He always is

with all His children.

Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what I've written except you. To

everyone else this is just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool ? I have to

give God His pen back now He needs it to write some more names in th e Book of

Life. Tonight I get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm
sure the food

will be great.

Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore The cancer is all gone.

I'm glad because I couldn't stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to

see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent The Angel of Mercy to come get

me. The Angel said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?

Signed with Love from God, Jesus & Me.

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If you make good grades in school, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

WHY DO PEOPLE THINK THEIR WAY IS THE ONLY COPY THIS IF ONE JUST WANT TO SLUG THEM!!

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If you've ever walked into a room, forgot what you went in there for, went and THEN remembered then copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever forgot something and asked yourself what it was you forgot even though you know you have no clue copy and paste this into your profile so i don't feel like the only one

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.(not really sometimes)

Even when you can't see Him, God is there! If you believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

SPLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

If you have a teacher you REALLY want fired, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Vampires Bane, crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance

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If you ever wished you could go back in time and change something embarrasing from happening or from saying something, copy and past this in your profile and add your name to the list: Vampires Bane, crysteelia, DigiDestined of Balance

If you have ever said something mean about someone because you didnt know they were within earshot, and then they heard you, Copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. (Vampires Bane, crysteelia

If you want to run over your school with a tank, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list. Vampires Bane- (i'd be like: DIE SCHOOOOOOLLLL!!)crysteelia (i'd have an evil laughing fit)DigiDestined of Balance (I’d make sure my enemies were in it first evil grin)

O,O Support The Little Owl Dude because he wants to rule the world with his awesomness, so post him into your profile, and help him rule the Earth! Go Little Owl Dude!

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If YOU think that you are mentally insane, copy and paste THIS into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. (i think they've set up camp)

If you think you’re mentally insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder

If you've had at least two friends move away from you...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands...and then copy and paste this into your profile.-

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fan fiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro!

Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn Everything here is edible. I'm edible, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door

I live in a world of Rainbows, hearts and Unicorns. The rainbow is only in shades of grey and black, The hearts are broken and bleeding and the unicorn are cutting them selves with their horns... All in all it's my perfect life=D

'It's always in the last place you look' Well DUR! Because you stop looking after you find it! HELLO!

I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends

I could tell you what happened in the first chapter of Eclipse, but then I would have to kill you.

I ran with scissors, and lived!

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder

if you are addicted to copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

They say guns don't kill people, people kill people, but honestly i think guns have something to do with it because if someone just stood there and said "bang," i don't think many people would be dead...

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor

Friends will always be like "well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days"When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS!

When life gives you lemons, eat them.

A freind will try to find you a new grilfriend, a true freind will call your Ex and whisper "Seven days"

P.S I never changed, I just got tired of pretending I was happy.

We're on a bridge CCHHAARRLLIIEE.

We are going to Candy Mountain Cchhaarrlliiee! A land of sweets and joy... and joyness.

Oh god! They took my freaking kidney!

It's a Leoplurodon Cchhaarrlliiee. A magical Leoplurodon

if they are right... copy and paste this into your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you'r a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is planning to dominate the world, copy this to your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

"What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" -Unknown

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door,"- Unknown

It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the hell would I keep looking after I found it?

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

"You cry I cry,You laugh I laugh,You jump off a cliff I laugh harder"

"When all else fails blow it up."

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

Although, chainsaw beats scissors, paper, AND rock!

"A good friend picks you up when you fall,a best friend picks you up and then trips you again."

A good friend will comfort you when he breaks up with you. A BEST friend will call him, whispering "Seven days..."

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"I believe die bitch conveys my feelings properly"

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

"You say tomato...I say fuck you."In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move."

When I hear somebody sigh "Life is hard" I'm always tempted to ask "Compared to what?"

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in America , but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration!

"We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box."-UnknownDealing with Television network executives is like being nibbled to death by ducks."- Eric Sevareid

I am going to put an end to my procrastination problem. . . TomorrowAfter twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles.""I am amazed at radio DJ's today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." --Jasper Carrott

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." --Will Rogers

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the 'up' button." --Sam Levenson

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it." --Unknown

"Perfection is a waste of time." --Kim De Coite

Engineering: 'How will this work?' Science:'Why will this work?' Management: 'When will this work?' Liberal Arts:'Do you want fries with that?'" --Unknown

Boy, when you are dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to just dump me in the river or something. Anything except sticking me in a goddam cemetery. People coming and putting a bunch of flowers on your stomach on Sunday and all that crap. Who wants flowers when you are dead? Nobody." --J.D. Salinger; The Catcher In The Rye

"The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable." --Unknown

"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe." --Albert Einstein

"Some people have a large circle of friends, while others have only friends that they like." -- Unknown

Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." --Gilbert Chesterton

Some books make me wanna go adventuring, others feel that they have saved me the trouble." --Ashleigh Brilliant

That is the truest sign of insanity--insane people are always sure they are fine. It is only the sane people that are willing to admit that they are crazy." --Nora Ephron

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning" If you believe this is so, copy and paste this into your profile.

The books that the world calls immoral are the books that show the world its own shame." --Oscar Wilde

"I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I can not stop eating peanuts." --Orson Welles

Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education." --Bertrand Russell

"You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Unknown

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." - Unknown

"He who laughs last didn't get it." - Unknown

"When there's a will, I want to be in it." - Unknown

"Remember what you just said, because tomorrow I am going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be devastated then!"-Calvin and Hobbes

"Love your enemies! It really pisses them off"

"Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again

"Here's a toast -- To those who challenge us to mind games, but forget to bring their equipment!"-Anonymous

"Some people are like Slinkies. They're really good for nothing. But they still really bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"If you can't laugh at yourself make fun of other people"

To put it nicely, I hope you choke

"True love is when you don't want to sleep because real life is so much better than a dream"

used to be indicisive, now I'm not sure

It's you and me versus the world...we attack at dawn

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care

When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

I must exercise compassion, help the fallen to thier feet. Be a friend to the friendless, make an empty life complete.

The unkind things I do today May never be undone. Any friendships that I fail to win May nevermore be won.

Is a turtle without a shell naked or homeless?

You should never destroy someone's hope... it could be all they have.

The saddest thing in the world, is loving someone who used to love you.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

To feel love gives pleasure to one; to express it gives pleasure to two.

To the world you might be one person, but to one person you might be the world

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back.

Pain is inflicted on those who have a heart.

Drugs are bad news. Copy this into your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile.

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that clearly said PULL, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have participated in underaged drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

If you think it is an accomplishment to be a virgin in high school and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you would dump your boyfriend/girlfriend upon learning they are racist, copy this into your profile.

If you think using medical terms such as 'retarded' and 'gay' as insults is wrong, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's weird and sad that many girls get up ridiculously early to do their hair and make-up and pick out the perfect outfit EVERY DAY and yet somehow have no time to eat breakfast, copy this into your profile.

If you wear black and a genuine smile at the same time on a daily basis, copy this into your profile.

If you think Granddaddy Long-legs are cute, copy this into your profile. (You know, those tall spiders)

If you have come flat out and said to someone you really don't know that well that they're pissing you off, copy this into your profile.

If you think that gay people should have the same rights as a straight couple, copy this to your profile

To Every Girl:
To every girl that is SCARED to put her heart out there again, because she has been HURT too many times or so badly.
To every girl that has been cheated on, because she's not a slut who gives it up to any guy.
To every girl that dresses cute, not skanky.
To every girl who wants to be called beautiful, not hot.
To every girl that will spend her whole day looking for the perfect present for you.
To every girl who gets her heart broken, because he chose that bitch instead.
To every girl that would die to have a decent boyfriend.
To every girl who would just once like to be treated like a princess.
To every girl that cries at night because of another heartbreak.
To every girl that won't get down on her knees open her mouth just to get a boyfriend.
To every girl that just wants to hold hands.
To every girl that kisses him with meaning.
To every girl who just wishes he cared more.
To every girl who would just once want a guy to give their jacket up when they are cold.
To every girl who just wants him to call.
To every girl who lies awake at night thinking about him.
To every girl that just wants to cuddle.
To every girl who shows how much she cares and gets nothing back.
To every girl that thought "maybe this one could be the one."
To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff when she actually doesn't think it is funny.
To every girl who is just looking for that one and only. and is having a rough time along the way.
To every girl that doesn't want a guy who just plays with her emotions but actually cares about how she feels.
To every girl who wants words backed up with actions.
To every girl that fell for all the lies only to find themselves alone in the end.
To every girl that gave her heart away to have it shoved back in her face. never again
To every girl that has faith that "tomorrow will be a better day." And it will be.
If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

Try Not to Cry
Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.
If you pass this on,
Maybe people will cry,
Just keep this in your heart,
For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".
Now you have 2 choices,
1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...

A friend helps you up when you fall a best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain a best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when you're rejected a best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because you're gay isn't it?"
A friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME , LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"
Friends will ask you why you are crying but best friends already have a shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry.
She's my best friend, break her heart and I'll break your face!
I used to be normal, until I met those losers I now call my best friends!
Friends hug you good-bye. Best friends rape you in the hallway.
A best friend is the one who can look at you with the biggest smile on your face and still knows something's wrong.
A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
Friends will always be like "Well you deserve better" but best friends will be prank calling him saying "You will die in seven days."
Inside jokes + midnight calls + crazy nights = Best friends
A friend would call you a retard but a best friend would call you one and act like one with you.
A best friend is a girl you can call in the middle of the night and say you killed someone and she would say "Where should we hide the body."
Sometimes I'm clueless and clumsy but I got friends who love me.
Best friends know that you're slow, stupid, and mess around yet they still don't care about being seen in public with you because they're idiots too.
Friends are God's way of apologizing for our families
I agree with the dictionary...
...Girls before Guys
Fun before Studying
Friends before Love
A friend will laugh at you when you play the air guitar a best friend will be standing there next to you doing the drum beat on your head
A friend will know your favorite pop song a best friend will know your sercreatly into death heavy metal
Friends will love your mom, best friends will want to marry your mom so they can officiaclly be your father
A friend will start talking like you, with a best friend it will make no sense when you talk
A friend will try and find you a date to the dance, a best friend will be your date
A friend will tell you "yes you do look good in that dress!" a best friend will be telling you, in detail, how hidious you appear
A friend will take a bullet for you, a best friend will be the one pulling the trigger
A friend know of the guy you like, a best friend knows all twelve of them
A friend will keep track of the guy you like a best friend will track the guy you love
A friend will try and calm you down when your pissed, a best friend will be cracking jokes until your over it
A friend will be jealous when they see you kissing a guy, a best friend will be overprotecively ready to kill the poor guy for it
My friends are people who would spend hours trying to drown a fish but I love them to death!
You know you've got the greatest friends when the only time they make you cry is when you're laughing too hard

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile (so does my friend _)

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

(eh, that's not really true, i hug them whether people are looking or not)

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile. (BOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!)

If you're easily confussed or confuzzled add this to your profile.

How many fanfictions do you have submitted?
38(I think)

Which one has the most reviews?
Gone

Least?
Where'd The Good Go/ This Is War/ Dreams Don't Always Come True

Which fanfiction has the most words?
Gone

Which fanfiction has the most chapters?
Gone

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in?
Anime/Manga, at the moment Digimon

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity?
Either or.

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2?
A few...

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list?
Almost all of them are! _

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list?
Actually yeah

What genre do you most frequently write in?
it differs depending on the idea, but it tends to be Hurt/Comfort or Family

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter?
normally yes

Do you update frequently?
Not anymore

Do you frequently use original characters?
Correctomundo!

What's your newest story?
The Organization's Motive

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life?
No (thank God! That would be terrible with all that I put my characters through! 0_0)

I got these off Fast Talking Dolphin's profile

From a strictly MATHEMATICAL Viewpoint: What Equals 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We have all been in situations where someone wants you to give over 100 percent. How about achieving 101 percent? What equals 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these Questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z Is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26
Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R- K (8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11) = 98 percent
and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E (11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5) = 96 percent
But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E (1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5) = 100 percent
AND, look how far the love of God will take you: L-O-V-E- O-F -G-O-D (12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4) = 101 percent. Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that: While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Love of God that will put you over the top!

Now, here's my challenge to you, if you think that this is remotely important, or even interesting, copy and paste this onto your profile, the more people that see this, the more likely someone will realize what (or Who, more rather), is missing in their life's equation. Help spread the cause. Let Dolphin know if you did this too, she's interested to see how many people are willing to speak up.

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, DigiDestined of Balance

If you think child abuse is horrible copy and paste this in your profile.

If murders make you sick copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think that looks don't matter (well most of the time you think that) copy and paste this in your profile.

If you hate people that criticize you for the coupling that you like, esecially if it's one that they hate, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Taiora and Sorato (both from Digimon) at the same time, cpoy and paste this into your profile.

If you like Michi and Mimato (Digimon) at the same time, copy and paste this into yur profile.

If you like Michi, Sorato, Taiora, and Mimato, and Koumi (Digimon) all at once, copy this into your profile.

If Taiora (digimon) is just Japanese, then doesn't that mean that Taiora is meant to be?! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tried to communicate with an orange or another fruit/object copy this to your profile.

92 of teens moved on to rap music. If you're part of the 8 that rock out everyday copy and paste this into your profile.

Many writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' If you do understand it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you copy and paste stuff into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like to read what people put in their profiles, and you like Copy & Paste stuff, copy and paste this into your profile.

A recent study by USA Today has found that three out of four people make up seventy-five percent of the population. If you understand the humor in this statement, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you absolutely, positively, LOVE Kingdom Hearts, (either one) or Final Fantasy, (any of them) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Demyx is a cute little dork, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you almost/did cry when Roxas disappeared into Sora in Kingdom Hearts 2, copy and paste this into your profile so I'm not completely alone.

If you're thirteen or older and still afaid of the dark, copy and paste this into your profile.

Month one
Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
Month Three
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
Month Four
Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
Month Five
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
Month Six
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
Month Seven
Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

'Before you take the life of your baby, really consider all your options. Would you rather be fat for a while, or kill your child? If you're against abortion, re-post this.

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what,
and if you stand up 4 him he will stand up for you.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

THE KH SURVEY
(Please copy and paste this onto your profile and answer the questions! Spread the KH fever!)

SECTION ONE: The "Favorite" Questions
1. Your favorite KH guy?
Roxas
2. Your favorite KH girl?
Kairi.
3. Your least favorite KH guy? Why?
Vexen. Cuz I’ve read bad, bad stories about him... o_o
4. Your least favorite KH girl? Why?
It used to be Naminé, but now it’s probably... Larxene... She scares me
5. Favorite World? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Ummm...well, I love Twilight Town...its where Roxas is from!! :-D
6. Least Favorite World?
Olympus Coliseum.
7. Favorite Weapon? (Includes both KH1 and KH2)
Definitely Axels chalkrams. Definitely
8. Least Favorite Weapon?
I dunno... Seriously. I woves ‘em all!
9. Fav. Summon? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
MMMMRRR...dunno. I don't really use summons very often...uhh...maybe Cloud? Or wait, was that just in Re: CoM?
10. Fav. Form? (aka. Sora's Forms)
I LOVE Sora's anti-form!! Its soooo awesome!! :D
11. Favorite Pairing? (includes yaoi coupling) Why?
Akuroku, hands down. I’m not that into yaoi couples, but they just go together.
12. Least Fav. Pairing? (includes yaoi couples) Why?
Sora with Ansem. Um... Ew! Have you frickin’ seen Ansem? Sora’d frickin’ die!
13. Any cool crack pairings you've heard of? List 'em.
I haven’t really heard any...
14. Weirdest Pairing(s) You've Ever Heard Of?
Read previous answer
Any "Kh-pet-peeves" you have?
Meaning?
16. Fav. Partner in KH? (includes both KH1 and KH2)
RIKU!!
SECTION TWO: Do you believe it, or not believe it?
17. Do you believe in the Xemnas/Saix theory!
Sure! I don't see why not!
18. Do you believe that Zexion is emo?
Sometimes.
19. Do you believe that Marluxia is gay?
No.
20. Do you believe that Kairi is the most annoying character in KH?
No... Seifer's worse...
SECTION THREE: Answer Yourself!
21. If Roxas had to choose either Namine or Olette, who would you root for? Why?
Namine. Just because she has two other guys to pick from. Naminé doesn’t have a whole lot that are around her age
22. What's your theory on KH: Birth by Sleep?
Ermmm...well, I don't really have a thoery for it.
23. Was Chain of Memories a waste of time?
Definitely not! It was freaky awesome!
24. If you had the choice of meeting ONE (and ONLY ONE!) KH character, who would it be?
Roxas, definitely ROXAS!
25. Which KH character do you relate to the most? Why?
I don’t know... Kairi, I guess... Because... I don’t know...
26. What's the most embarrassing moment that ever happened to you that had something to do with KH?
If it’s the game I don’t have any. But with the manga, I was talking to my brother and he didn’t remember who Axel was, so I got CoM to show him. After that, I stopped talking to him, and everytime I saw Axel I would scream, "Axel!" And shove the picture in his face. So yeah. I started to do the same thiing in the morning with KH2.
27. Have you ever cosplayed as a KH character? If so, who? If not, who would you like to cosplay as?
No. Roxas. I may be a girl, but I don’t care! If I had to be a girl, Olette or Kairi
28. The Funniest Moment in all of KH would be...?
I don’t know...
29. The Hardest Enemy/Boss was...?
Um... I haven’t really played... I’m working on getting the games though...
30. What was a good edition in KH2 that made it oh-so-addictive?
Roxas. That’s all I have to say.
SECTION FOUR: Decisions, Decisions...
Note: You MUST only choose one! "Both" or "Neither" in unacceptable!!
31. Hayner or Pence?
Hayner.
32. Zexion or Marluxia?
Zexion.
33. Riku or Roxas?
Roxas
34. Roxas or Sora?
Roxas.
35. Axel or Demyx?
Axel. Hands down.
36. Kairi or Larxene?
Kairi
37. AkuRoku or SoRiku?
AkuRoku all the way, baby!
38. Namixas or Namiku?
Namixas. Just seems right if it must be so.
39. Zemyx or AkuRoku?
AkuRoku.
40. SoKai or SoRiku?
SoRiku hands down.
41. Sea Salt Ice Cream or Paopu Fruit?
Sea Salt Ica Cream. Hello! It’s Ice Cream!
42. Cloud or Leon?
Cloud
43. CloTi of Clerith?
CloTi.
44. Simple and Clean or Passion?
Passion.
SECTION FIVE: The Last Section!!
45. List all the KH character you've fallen for. (This includes Final Fantasy charcter as well)
Oh crap! Um... Roxas (definitely), Sora, Cloud, Axel, Riku, Zexion, Demyx, Leon, Marluxia(?),... That’s it... I think.
46. What crossovers would you like to see with KH?
I don’t know. Pokémon or Digimon, but that’s because they’re my favorites! Oh, and Fullmetal Alchemist! That'd be awesome!
47. Does anyone in KH look like another character? List 'em all!
You think I remember them all?!
48. Which new KH game can you abosolutely NOT wait for?
358/2 Days!!
49. Do you like KH1 or KH2 better? Why?
KH2. It has Roxas. That’s as far as I’m goin
50. LAST QUESTION! What makes Kingdom Hearts one of the best games in the world!?
Roxas/Sora

If you're so obsessed about something that you really have dreams about it, copy ansd paste this into your profile.

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1. Digimon World Dusk » reviews
When a Tamer for Night Crow is left by herself, with only her digimon to guide her, how will she fare? Once she learns who caused all of her problems, can she defeat them when they're the rival team, Light Fang? Can she do it when her own brother is there
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,509 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 11-2-09 - Published: 3-16-09
2. F Is For Family » reviews
Six years now, Axel's been ignored by his father, and after his first F, he decides he's had enough. He's going to do something about.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,036 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 10-12-09 - Published: 9-7-09 - Axel
3. This Is War » reviews
After the death of his entire family, Roxas joins the Organization to help recover, and plot against the perpetrators. Now, even at the age of twelve, he's one of the best fighters in the war. Cause he lost everything when he was way too young.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,893 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8-27-09 - Published: 8-19-09 - Roxas & Axel
4. The Organization's Motive reviews
After being abused for years, Roxas escapes to a place where kids ike him can go, where he meets his first love, makes the best friends he's ever had, and even finds his brother. Nothing can go wrong now that he's here, right? Wrong.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,756 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-19-09 - Roxas & Axel
5. Dreams Don't Always Come True
After a nightmare, Roxas questions his love for someone, what will it take to reassure him? Maybe a kiss or two. Maybe a loving touch. Akuroku, slightly angsty!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,268 - Published: 8-19-09 - Axel & Roxas - Complete
6. Hearts Can Break Like Glass » reviews
it's so stupid, this life that I live. What am I? Nothing. Not to my forced upon me 'father'. Will I ever be more than a... a pet? Will he ever consider me family? Will I EVER see Papa or Roxy-nii again? Why can't my life be like Riku's or Kairi's? Why?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-10-09 - Published: 6-15-09 - Sora & Roxas
7. A Question of Trust » reviews
When Takato's kidnapped from hsi family at age 4, what happens to the small family? Will they ever find him again? And, if they do, could he EVER possibly TRUST them? Better then it sounds. Rated 'T' just in case
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,225 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-15-09 - Published: 7-13-09 - Takato M. & Juri K./Jeri
8. Daddy, I'll Miss You
Tai has always had a weak heart, and the constant missions he goes on doesn't do him any good. So when he's placed in a life or death situation, what's his seven-year-old son Takato to do? What will Tai do to protect him from pain? Especially emotional.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Published: 7-7-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Takato M.
9. The New Crests reviews
Takato and Davis had never expected to be brought to an orphanage. Nor did they expect to be adopted the next day. And with their sister Jun along for the ride, what'll happen? And why can't things just go right? **Different title inside.**
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-24-09 - Takato M. & Daisuke M./Davis
10. Have You Ever » reviews
Have you ever wondered why the leaders of the groups always act the same? Brave yet passionate, stubborn yet sensitive, thick-headed yet able to think things through. There's only one answer to that question: They're one and the same!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,297 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-2-09 - Published: 12-11-08 - Hikari Y./Kari K. & Taichi Y./Tai K.
11. Death of a Friend » reviews
Tai is killed by a combo attack from Piedmon and Puppetmon. His son from the future, Takato, and two of his friends come back to fix this. The problem is, when they arrive it's too late. Can they revive Tai before the battery on the Life Supportor runs ou
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,245 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-30-09 - Published: 11-18-08 - Takato M. & Taichi Y./Tai K.
12. If I Could Only Not Remember » reviews
After a fight with Matt, Tai finally has to reveal his family's years of suffering. How can he escape the torture if the one who caused him and his family pain and suffering only keeps coming back for HIM? Rated for SEVERE child abuse. Season 01
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,195 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 5-21-09 - Published: 3-9-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K.
13. A Reason to Live reviews
She lost everything that she had. At least, that's what she thought. On the brink of killing herself, the only thing that saves her is her brother. And she realizes she's not alone.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5-20-09 - Hikari Y./Kari K. & Takato M. - Complete
14. Prophecies Part 1 » reviews
Vee, a three-year-old Eevee, is left to fend for herself when two of her older sisters are pokenapped, and her parents other older siblings. She soon learns that she is the Prophecy. I guess I now have to continue it. Thanks Hedgi.
Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 11-29-08
15. The Hazard Symbol » reviews
Takato's been missing for two years. Gallantmon AKA Guilmon joined the Royal Knights to try and search for him. And Tai, Matt, and Davis's digimon were all taken from them. How can Gallantmon find Takato when he's right under his nose? And can Omnimon hel
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,760 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-17-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Guilmon & Takato M.
16. Gone » reviews
Tai and TK are shot and kidnapped and their parents think they're dead. When they return home, can life EVER be the same? Especially when accusations and confusion only comes in their wake? Chapter 28 up!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 54,273 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-13-09 - Published: 11-18-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Hikari Y./Kari K.
17. Where Are My Parents? » reviews
A little boy at the age of three is kidnapped from his parents in the middle of the night. When a man, Takehiro Matsuki, finds the boy and offers to take care of him, his life is turned around. After teh boy is kidnapped again, will Takehiro ever find the
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 5-12-09 - Published: 1-25-09 - Takato M.
18. My Diary » reviews
Let's take a peek into Kari's diary. This starts the day that Tai and TK are shot. Ends... a long time after that. Tearjerker! Yes, story is based on Gone.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,525 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 5-12-09 - Published: 12-23-08 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
19. The Last Night » reviews
Tai's falling into a depression, and no one, not even Kari, can pull him out of it. Why is he depressed? Will Kari figure out in time to save his life? Rated for child abuse, swearing, and self-abuse.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 4-17-09 - Published: 3-27-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K.
20. Trapped in DigiWorld reviews
Seven-year-old Tai and Matt are dragged to the Digital World, and can't escape. Not even on the last day of the Destined's visit. What will their siblings, and parents, do to bring them back? What will it cost?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,830 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-23-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Yamato I./Matt
21. My Last Wish » reviews
Tai's left dying by some unknown disease. Kari's devastated, and doesn't communicate any more than an elephant to a whale. She just has one finally wish for Tai, but he has to be awake. Will Kari ever get this down? Will her wish ever be granted? Lets hop
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,147 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-22-09 - Published: 2-1-09 - Hikari Y./Kari K. & Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
22. When Times Collide reviews
Takato's been living with the Matsukis for as long as he could remember. In fact, they always told him that he was their child. But then he learns it was wrong. He was someone elses child. They had left him. Then he meets his real parents. In a war.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Family/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,495 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 3-20-09 - Takato M.
23. Friendship's Savior » reviews
Matt is abused by his parents, from age two to seven. When Hiroaki Ishida finds him adn rescues him, can Matt escape the pain that he's been put through? Or will he just be brought backk to his abusive, drunk parents and their messed-up ways.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-15-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Yamato I./Matt & Hiroaki I./Mr. Ishida
24. Forced Away » reviews
I've been beaten. I've been starved. I've been changed. However, I refuse to be broken. No matter how many times you whip me, you won't break me.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,230 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 3-12-09 - Published: 2-17-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Hikari Y./Kari K.
25. Wild Boy of the Digital World » reviews
When Tai and Kari first learned about digimon, Parrotmon never had a battle with Greymon. Parrotmon kidnapped Tai before that could happen. Now Tai's being taken care of by Apocalymon, and is sent as a servant of every villian. He's in disguise as a Desti
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,082 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 3-6-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Hikari Y./Kari K.
26. Transformation » reviews
On the day that TK comes back from Puppetmon, Tai's taken away. When he comes back, he's something else. A Hybrid Leormon. He's forced to stay in the Digiworld instead of going home. Now he must save all Hybrids from extiction via Yggdrasil and the Knight
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,436 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-5-09 - Published: 2-26-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K.
27. Concrete Angel reviews
A songfic for the song Concrete Angel. Sora's abused by her mother, what happens when it goes to far? Will Tai be able to deal with the loss? Onesided Taiora, character death, decided I'd better warn ya! Rated for child abuse
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,716 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-14-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Sora T. - Complete
28. Light's Darkness reviews
Five-year-old Kari is left in a forest, leaving her twin and family behind. She survives for a few years, but barely. Then Tai finds her. He offers his protection, and, after persuasion, Kari agrees. On one condition. Rescue the twin she left behind.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2-10-09 - Hikari Y./Kari K.
29. The Kid » reviews
A month after the divorce is when it started. All of this... abuse. TKs been abused by his mother for two years. When a certain brunette with chocolate brown eyes, his sister, and their friend find out, can they do something to stop it? Anything?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 12-26-08 - Takeru T./TK
30. Escape Slaves » reviews
For centuries, humans have been the slaves of digimon. But when the biggest breakout in recorded history happens, can the digimon be sure that Ancient One Omnimon's prophecy may be true? Or will they be left in the dust by the legend?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,233 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-5-09 - Published: 12-8-08
31. Dark Knight reviews
In Takato's hometown of Gotham City, strange things are afoot. And the Joker wants him! With so much at stake and so little time to save everything at risk, can the Batman and Takato's father, Tai, save him?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-09 - Takato M. & Taichi Y./Tai K.
32. Poltergeist reviews
What would you do if one of you children was kidnapped by a spirit? This is what happened to Tai. He had been hearing things and got kidnapped by a 17th century spirit! Will he get home or be stuck in a dark abyss too far away from home to see the light?
Digimon - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-29-09 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Hikari Y./Kari K.
33. Courage Dwindled in Pain reviews
Tai's building is blown up, but he can't turn to his friends. Because he changed. A lot. He's a seven-year-old Takato! Will Takato ever find the person that blew up his building? And will he be able to control his anger if he does?
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-24-08 - Taichi Y./Tai K. & Takato M.
34. Alternate Dimension, Alternate Life » reviews
Takato is defeated by a DexDorugoramon and transported to the DigiDestined dimension, at age 2! The Kamiya's adopt him. Now, DexDorugoramon is out to get him, and he has the other Tamers. It's up to Takato to stop him and save the Tamers!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-24-08 - Takato M. & Hikari Y./Kari K.
35. All Together We Fight » reviews
When TK dies, the lives of the DigiDestined are turned upside down. As a new evil arises, the DigiDestined need help, but from who? The Tamers and Warriors, of course! Be warned: Character deaths and resurrections and lots of them!
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,821 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-22-08 - Published: 12-19-08
36. My Most Painful Years reviews
Matt has been abused by his father ever since his parents' divorse. Things slowly start to go uphill as Matt turns 12. Can hiroaki realize his mistakes and fix them befoer something REALLY, REALLY bad happens?
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-18-08 - Yamato I./Matt & Hiroaki I./Mr. Ishida
37. When Are You Coming Home? reviews
A one-shot based on Gone. Kari is thinking about her brother on a certain Saturday and Sunday. Waiting for Tai to come home.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 12-3-08 - Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
38. I'll Always Be There For You reviews
This is a one-shot based on my story, Gone. Kari's reminiscing about the gift her brother gave her and why she got it. It's the night after the funeral.
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-3-08 - Hikari Y./Kari K. - Complete
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