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| Carlough |
Author has written 24 stories for Supernatural, NCIS, Transformers/Beast Wars, Holes, X-Men: The Movie, Ocean's 11, Moonlight, Grimm, Avengers, Psych, Watchmen, and Hawaii Five-0. deviantART: http://carlough.deviantart.com/ AO3: http://archiveofourown.org/users/Carlough Livejournal (that I've never used): http://carlough.livejournal.com/ Fan Art Links: http://cyberbutterfly.deviantart.com/#/d39q73h - an awesome movie-style poster for Forgotten Hope! Made, of course, by the mystical and amazing Cyberbutterfly. http://archiveofourown.org/works/485480 - fanart for Phil Coulson, Rabbit of SHIELD by Matteic The Quotebook: "I like ketchup...on my food." "Blank is a pillow, soft and fluffy." "Peanut Butter." (On frozen seal eyeballs) "They're a fun filled frozen treat! You bite them and it's like 'Wow! It's filled with frozen fun!'"- Me "Just because someone has something doesn't mean you have to touch it." "You have a rash on your five o'clock shadow."- Me "We didn't hurt him or anything. He was just dead." "School food is made of the souls of dead children." "I put my kitty on a treadmill once." "The cell membrane separates the cell from-" "-And Twinkies." "-its environment and Twinkies." "Mmmmm. Just how I like it. No taste." "Oh, Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! I just got robbed!" "Be a bear. Rip someone's head off." "I was about to say a lack of oxygen to your soul."- Me "Flip the page. At least try to pretend you're paying attention." "So you're illiterate in two languages?" "It squeaks." "Guys never mature. With age, they lose their energy and their spark, which gives the illusion of maturity." - Ah, truer words have never been spoken, Mr. Snider (my awesome Tech teacher) "If you can't afford to go to a store and buy a pen, but you can afford to reverse engineer it, then you've got problems." - Melvin, my best friend in Tech, on why it's necessary for us to reverse engineer a bunch of pens with expensive equipment. "You want a hat from a place where a bunch of people died? Go get in the hammock of shame." - Me "My boat could use your boat as a bridge!" - Tech Class insult "You are building a boat. Not a raft, not an anchor, but an actual, working powerboat." (Days later when a boat does a literal dive underwater) "Hey, you didn't say anything about submarines!" (Playing with a virtual flight simulator and just happening to be flying an F-22 Raptor that looked like Starscream) "Hey, I totally landed that plane!" "Sure you did. It just exploded for dramatic effect... Starscream would have been able to make that landing..." - Melvin & Me "We are not having an end of the year party. The school sent out a memo stating that all students should be made aware that they will be expected to do work on the last day of school, and not partying. That is why we're not having a party, but an academic breakfast of learning. Now don't tell anybody!" - My social studies teacher on our non-party on the last day of school. "One day, I'm going to start a strip club, and it's going to have a giant neon sign of the slogan out front that says, 'It's whoretastic!'" "I almost tripped over a pile - of puppies!" - Me "'Aagh! I'm losing my legs!' he said, and he promptly lost his legs." - My mother while carving a turkey whose legs promptly fell off when lifted. She often voices inanimate objects, or my dogs. (While my brother's trying to be a jerk and psychologically tear apart Rudolph the Rednosed Reindeer) "That story was so depressing for little kids. I mean, look at what it's teaching them!" "They shouted out with glee, dammit! It was a happy story!" - My brother and my mom; I love their arguments. "This thing I have not tasted must be like this other thing I have not tasted." - Daxie42 after I said Marmite must be the Nutella of England; both things I have not tasted. "Awww poor Tokyo Drift the bastard child of the series that no one wants to acknowledge." - Daxie42 on The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift, after I explained that fans tend to pretend it doesn't exist (because it doesn't). "His statement must be 'I'm the bird equivalent of an arsehole' because he's been singing for 20 minutes straight so far." - Daxie42 on the lone bird singing outside her window at four in the morning when I told her he was sulking and making a statement to the other birds. Later: "Ugh, I'd forgotten about that bird, I haven't heard it in a while. It's either a) learnt that the middle of the night isn't dawn, b) moved, c) been beaten up by its bird friends or d) eaten by a cat." "You're frolicking! Why are you frolicking?!" - a really badass and hilarious teacher of mine, when my best friend and I spent the entire day before winter break skipping down the hallways, right after we had skipped into his room. We then began to start singing and dancing to the Christmas songs playing over the speaker. "The dentist told me I was dentally boring. I'm now sitting here eating caramel Hershey kisses and peanut butter M&Ms so I guess I'm trying to prove him wrong." - Me | |||||||
1. Danny Still Hates Josef, Who Will Get Him Arrested One Day reviewsThe conclusion to my holiday H50/Moonlight/Ocean's Eleven trilogy. The joint Christmas that nobody's been waiting for has finally come. Or, Danny fights with and/or hates on everybody. With love. Also, Josef is probably out to get him. He's just sayin'.Crossover - Ocean's 11 & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,550 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-24-12 - Turk & Steve M. - Complete2. The Care and Feeding of Your Blutbad reviews... In Ten Easy-To-Follow Rules. Nick and Monroe move in together and Monroe sets down some very particular ground-rules about tiny, pointless things. Or, Monroe is neurotic, but Nick loves him anyway.Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,059 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 8-18-12 - Nick B. & Monroe - Complete3. Phil Coulson, Rabbit of SHIELD » reviewsThere once was a rabbit named Coulson. But his name wasn't really Coulson, and he wasn't really a rabbit. Or, the one where Phil is an immortal rabbit and in his quest to save the world becomes the childhood pet and personal bodyguard - depending on who you ask - of all the Avengers.Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,601 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-6-12 - Published: 8-4-12 - Agent Phil Coulson4. Death By Blankets reviewsRenard is a horrible patient, Monroe keeps trying to feed him herbal remedies and Nick thinks cuddles solve everything. Nick/Renard/MonroeGrimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-14-12 - Captain Renard & Nick B. - Complete5. Danny Could Be Buffy, If He Wanted reviewsThis year, Steve takes Danny home for Christmas. It goes about as well as could be expected. Sequel to Danny is Just a Name.Crossover - Moonlight & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 12-24-11 - Mick S. J. & Danny W. - Complete6. Seeking Sanity » reviewsBefore joining the Decepticons the elite seeker trine had to send their creation away for his own safety. Vorns later, he's part of a glitched gestalt formed by illegal experiments. Seeing the trine outside of battle makes him question his true origins...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 99,953 - Reviews: 74 - Updated: 11-8-11 - Published: 12-1-097. Forgotten Hope » reviewsHeroes live and heroes die. Sometimes brothers are polar opposites and families are full of secrets. Sometimes little brothers are forgotten, torn from all they know and shoved alone into a confusing world. And sometimes a few kind mutants can help them.Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,474 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 3-5-11 - Published: 8-19-10 - Deadpool/Weapon XI & Walter K./Rorschach8. The Game » reviewsUndercover, Smokescreen is thrust into the world of piracy and gambling in a city ruled by a mysterious "Game." There he finds a misfit pirate crew that could not only be possible allies, but the family he's always wanted. One mech could be more...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,738 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 1-21-11 - Published: 6-12-10 - Smokescreen & Wheeljack9. Jazz's Boys » reviewsThey were mechs of myth, the eilte, the most deep cover soldiers the army had. Too bad they were also the biggest pack of idiots ever to grace the Autobot ranks. They were trusted to get top secret information why? And Soundwave is curious about them...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,891 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 12-28-10 - Published: 1-31-10 - Jazz & Soundwave10. Danny Is Just a Name reviewsDanny takes Steve home for Christmas...too bad Steve doesn't know about his "family" yet. Danno/Steve Christmas One-Shot! Rated for cursing.Crossover - Ocean's 11 & Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,194 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 12-24-10 - Turk & Steve M. - Complete11. The Secret Lives of Police Cruisers » reviewsHave you ever spotted a police cruiser and wondered, "What if...?" This is that "what if." This is Prowl and Barricade, meeting when they can, where they can, and however they can. Not even a war can separate some lovers. ProwlxBarricade SLASH, Two-shot.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,745 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 9-22-10 - Published: 9-8-10 - Prowl & Barricade - Complete12. Nobody's Victim » reviewsBreakdown reads a book on abuse and starts to wonder if he has been mistreated. After a violent beating, he runs away from the Decepticon base to start a new life. The only problem is, he didn't expect his brothers to actually be hurt by his departure.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,066 - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 8-3-10 - Published: 6-16-10 - Breakdown & Motormaster - Complete13. IT Returns reviewsSequel to Optimus, Ant King. Oneshot crackfic. The Autobots and a few Decepticons highlight for us some overused plot devices and things that just don't work, no matter what you do. Ratchet is sassy, Prime is seductive, and Sideswipe is a scared panda.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,890 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 7-29-10 - Ratchet & Optimus Prime - Complete14. Criminal Among Us » reviewsAU. Gibbs' team ends up with a teenage criminal as a new team member. This is how they learn to deal with each other and with her past. And her friends from her old team aren't letting her go without a fight. Some OCs; okay lots of 'em.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 51,281 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 7-18-10 - Published: 11-30-08 - Complete15. Stranded reviewsOneshot/Drabble. While on the way to Camp Green Lake, Stanley sees a man with a donkey. Unlike what he thought, that man was really there. And so was the donkey. This has the name of a certain fake psychic written all over it. Rated for a dirty mouth.Crossover - Holes & Psych - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 7-5-10 - Sam & Burton G./Gus - Complete16. Optimus, Ant King reviewsThis lovely crackfic oneshot spins the tale of Optimus and his love for ants, all the while including some of the worst clichés and bad fanfiction skills ever to grace the internet. If it's bad, it probably shows up here. Warning: Your eyes may bleed.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-21-10 - Optimus Prime & Ironhide - Complete17. Adventures in Therapy » reviewsCompanion to my one-shot 'Jump'. This is more of the team's experiences in group trust therapy, from how they ended up in therapy to the mentioned lifting of McGee to the infamous trust falls. It would be a good idea to read 'Jump' first. Crackfic!NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 104 - Updated: 6-13-10 - Published: 2-14-09 - Complete18. Bright Futures reviewsOne shot. Continuation of Dark Pasts. The Autobots and Decepticons meet to see if they can't come to a peace agreement. With them comes Bee's old dead Decepticon friend Echo. Except he's not so dead anymore...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,785 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-3-10 - Bumblebee & Rumble - Complete19. In the Safety of Your Head reviewsOneshot. What lies do our minds create for us? The real question is, could you really hate your life so much that a war is a better alternative? How long can you unknowingly straddle two lives before it all comes crashing down for good? Can you stay sane?Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-2-10 - Bluestreak & Megatron - Complete20. Dark Pasts » reviewsDeep within the Ark, secrets dwell, horrible secrets that were supposed to stay hidden. When a member of the Ark's crew has a close call, these secrets are uncovered and the past is investigated. It seems that not even the noble Autobots are above murder.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,148 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 5-31-10 - Published: 2-3-10 - Bumblebee - Complete21. Seven reviewsOne-shot with cracky-themes. Prowl is proactive, Smokescreen hates numbers, Bluestreak is impressionable, and Barricade just wants to recharge, or why Smokescreen believes that numbers have no use and are unnecessary.Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-16-10 - Smokescreen & Bluestreak - Complete22. Hell, Michigan » reviewsAU The MacKennas are a family of hunters. Alec is the only girl among her seven older brothers and her father, as her mother was killed by a demon when she was 8 months old. What happens when they find out that they're not the only hunters in the family?Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 50,318 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 4-9-10 - Published: 11-18-08 - Complete23. DucKibbs reviewsA twisted little one-shot that was written on a dare about Ducky/Kate/Gibbs, or DucKibbs. This is not for the light-hearted, though it's good for those who can take a joke and a slightly off-in-the-head Gibbs. None of this is to be taken seriously.NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-6-09 - Ducky M. & Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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