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Don't you hate it when friends suddenly change and they become someone else, someone you don't know. Well I hate it. And I've recently discovered that I'm really bad at picking friends. I just hope that the person that this is meant for reads it before I lose a really good friend. A friend I want back. But I don't want to be friends with someone who wont talk to me, someone who will lie, someone who is mean to everyone who tries to be nice to her. I don't like this side of her, I want to person who cared back.
Mwhahaha MY plan worked, my ingenious plan worked. This is the first plan that I have made that has actually worked and I am so proud. I think I might go and become an evil genius.
I love the Gallagher Girls!! I have to say that GG3 is one of the best books ever... I can't believe that it came out in aussieville before the US... I love aussieville now. I've read those books to many times, I'm starting to think that my school which is an all girls school, would be way better if some people were kicked out and we become a school for spys.
I also LOVE TWILIGHT!! Stephenie Meyer is an amazing writer but I have to say that Breaking Dawn was a major disapointment... but Twilight on its own was DA BOMB
AND.. my other favorite book is 'How to be Popular' and I'm very disapointed that there are no stories for this and am thinking of writing one just so there is a story there... anyway it is an awesome book and I want everyone to go out and read it.
Finally... I HAVE DISCOVERED VAMPIRE ACADEMY!! I can't believe that I hadn't read it before... it is the best book series that I have ever read... and I know that this is blasfamy but IT IS BETTER THAT TWILIGHT
Lets see what else goes on these things... hummm... Thats it My favorite tv show... well thats an easy one... Bones it's pretty darn cool... but I hated it when they went to London, that was just weird.
WOW I forgot to mension that my favorite movie at the moment is She's The Man I have no idea why I just like it. And I Love 'Love Actually' thats a pretty cool movie If I do say so myself.
And my favorite thing to do other than read books and listen to music is to look up really awesome quotes here are a few of my favorites...
I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THAT?!
Sometimes I wonder why the Frisbee is getting bigger, and then it hits me.
Fake is the new trend; I guess everyone is in style.
Copying from a single source is called plagiarism; coping from many sources is called research.
Do Not Disturb! I'm disturbed enough as it is.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and wondered to myself, WHERE THE HECK IS THE CELING?!
93 of American teens would have a breakdown if you called them a 'freak' the other 7 will reply 'What was your first clue?'
Life's all about ass; everyone's either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, trin' to get a piece of it or simply being one.
When you're right nobody remembers, When you're wrong nobody forgets.
Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has clearly never tried it.
My imaginary friends think you have serious problems.
Somebody needs a happy meal.
Music is like candy- you throw away the rappers.
I smile because I have no idea what's going on.
If at first you don't succeed, proceed to destroy all the evidence showing you tried.
Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Don't knock on deaths door, ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Oooh a life, where can I download one?
Trying is the first step towards failure.
The dinosaur extinction wasn't an accident, Barney came and they all committed suicide.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you!
I'm the person your mum warned you about.
I'm sick of people having a near death experience saying 'I saw the light,' do you know the first thing the paramedics do when they first arrive? They shine a light in your eyes! That's not God, it's a torch for crying out loud!
I hear voices and they don't like you.
Let a smile be your umbrella, but prepare to get soaked.
Everyone makes mistakes; the trick is to make them when no one is looking.
When giant fluffy bunnies take over the world, I'm not saving your ass.
I found 'Good Morning' a contradiction of terms.
I used to have an open mind but my brain keep falling out.
Shock me, say something intelligent.
When Mamma ain't happy ain't nobody happy, When Daddy ain't happy, don't nobody cares.
Everyone's entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.
My knight in shining armor turned out to be a loser in tin foil.
I think your breaking my gay-dar
I agree with the dictionary, girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
Love is like war, easy to start, hard to end, and impossible to forget.
I'm one of those really bad things that happen to undeserving people.
Heaven doesn't want me and hell knows I'll take over.
It takes 42 muscles to frown at someone but only 4 to reach out and bitch slap them.
'Best friend'-10 letters but so is backstabber
One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
When you get caught looking at him, just remember that he was looking back.
Percussive maintenance is the art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
Was that an earthquake or did I just rock your world.
I stay as confused as a gangster on a skateboard.
People who say anything's possible have clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
It's always the last place you look; of course it is why would you keep looking after you found it.
It's all fun and games till someone loses their sanity.
Remember what you just said because tomorrow I'm going to have a witty and sarcastic comeback and you'll be sorry then!
I'm not insane; I just do what the voices tell me to.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Boys are like trees, they take years to grow up
I was gifted but the psychiatrist took my powers away.
You say I'm not cool, cool is another word for cold, If I'm not cool then I'm hot, I know I'm hot thanks for embracing it.
I'm a girl who will burst out laughing in a dead silence about something that happened yesterday.
Are children who act in 'R' rated movies aloud to see them.
At my lemonade stall I gave the 1st glass for free and charge 5 for the 2nd glass... it contains the antidote.
Happiness is your dentist saying 'it won't hurt a bit' then he catches his had in the drill.
Let's play truth or dare, or maybe just dare since no one tells the truth anymore.
War doesn't determine whose right... War determines who's left
If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people he game it to.
1 in 4 suffer from mental illness, think of your 3 best friends, if their ok then its you.
The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is because they have a common enemy
Sometimes I lay awake at night and say's where did I go wrong' then a voice answers me 'this is going to take more than 1 night.'
I like you, when the world is mine your death will be quick and painless.
Your not yourself today, I noticed the improvement immediately
Education is important, school however is another matter.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match at kick boxing!
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
I only please one person a day, today is not your day, tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Boys are like purses, cut, full of crap and always replaceable.
Boys are like skateboards they can go fast but are usually pretty slow.
If at first you don't succeed don't try sky diving.
I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
We spend our whole lives telling ourselves that everything happens for a reason;but when it comes down to it we give everythng that happens a reason.
Yeah I'm just that sort of person, but I have a few people that I would like to say HI to just because they are my besties who help me through everything, and by everything I mean everything.
So to Cakie I would just like to say, YOU OWE ME BIG TIME!! AND TOO BAD ITS MY BOOK AND YOU CAN'T HAVE IT!! I'm coming to your next family reunion and I hope you get better soon... becasue I miss the old you.
To E-Dog you are a great venting machine, I think I have wasted over 30 credit just texting you about my problems. now I would like to talk the chance to thank you. You Rock!! and deserve 100 boxes of chocolate.
And last but not least to my groupies. Well what can I say, You guys are better than anything I could ever have hoped for, you sit there being in bad moods yourself and let me sit there and bad mouth all the people you like and I can trust you not to tell anyone. You guys are great and I couldn't live without you, well I probally could but it would be a terrible life.
So thats all folks
XOXO WannabeGG OXOX