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Author has written 10 stories for Clique, Sisters Grimm, iCarly, and Harry Potter. Hi! let me say stuff about me. My name WAS Bubbles5147 for the longest time, but I changed it. The word Awesomecicles does NOT belong to me, but my close friend, Blue_Eyed_Lily! Gender: Female Hair: Blonde Pets: Molly da POOPY PUPPY!! Eyes: Green with amber around the center and a blue outline. Likes: People who click the "Don't you dare click here" button, Harry Potter, Sisters Grimm, The Clique, Xanadu, having really weird dreams that are easy to conbert into fanfictions, cute pairings, sheer fluff as long as it doesn't go stupid like Twilight, randomness, fACEBOOK, Ron Weasley, stalkers (kidding!), Blonde Jokes, Wizards of Waverly Place, music, , The Suite Life on Deck, Horror movies, carrots, Cherry Coca~Cola, Taylor Lautner, and Taylor Lautner. Did I mention Taylor Lautner? What I hate: THE EVIL GAY JONAS BROTHERS!! And everyone in Twilight except for Alice and Jacob. I might like Renesmee, but we don't know enough about her yet. And Aunt Flo. And the scary coat i saw at Hot topic. And people who don't click the "Don't you dare click here" button, n00bs who think they're all that, generic things, gaining weight, failing grades, not using propler punctuation, spelling or grammar, Hollister, Abercrombie, anything too mainstream, typing a long letter or fanfic, only to realize that you left the caps loc on the whole time, Creddie, Seeing people in pain, Prachel, Slash, Draco/person who is not Astoria Greengrass, A non canon pairing if canon is known, not checking my email for weeks then coming back to a bagillimon emails from spammers and friends who are mad at me for not responding to their emails. Websites: http://sistersgrimm.conforums.com/index.cgi T.V. Show: I Love Lucy (The oldies are the besties) Bands: Plain White T'S, BEATLES(!!), Katy Perry, The Jackson5, Xanadu cast (both the play and the original 80's movie!) and Paramore Age: I'm in middle school. I will say no more, stalkers!! Name: Hint: It's part of a TV show title. Location: In a galaxy, far, far, away. Dislikes: I don't know, I'm in a pretty good mood right now. Pairings I will not puke at the mention of: Puckabrina: Hullooooo!! Cute and cannon! Clam: Cam and Claire have good personalities for each other. Dylrrick: Dylan (GIRL!!) is MUCH nicer than Massie, and Derrick rocks, so he deserves Dylan. And have you read PS I Loathe you? Gold mine!! Percabeth: Come on! They are totally destined for each other! Zakki: I don't know...They're just one of those couples, I guess. Seddie: Words cannot describe the greatness of this couple Cute Guy Who Sits Behind Me in English ClassxMe ( So gonna happen): We have lots in common. =D Harry/Ginny: Cannon, and I love how Ginny has a little Harry fandom when she's younger. Teddy/Victiore: C'mon, you KNOW JKR was throwing us a rope when she had the two snogging in the epilouge. Scorpius/Rose: It would be so cute, like Romeo and Juliet, but without the dying, fo shizzle. That was my random outburst for the day. Please enjoy. Hermione/Ron: Gosh, I just love couples that bicker cutely. It means they know enough about each other to poke fun at them, and they take the time to do it, too. Sonny/Chad (Channy): Just... CUTE, OK!! Is it obvious that I love bickering couples? It's just so appealing!! Daphnerseed: Well, for one, it settles the war between Puckette and curlscat. Tonks and Lupin: Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, The dentists love this couple, because it gives people cavities in their teeth because it is so sweet, and the dentists make money when you get a cavity filled. Remember kids, ALWAYS brush after reading a Tonks/Lupin fic Couples I puke at the mention of: Any slash or anything with an age difference of over 8 years, with the exception of Remus Lupin and Tonks. Which for those of you who refuse the Potter, it's not slash, just a sight age difference. But, they're both adults, so no pervieness. Spam: So wrong!! URRUCOOP (Me puking) Creddie: I'm sorry, but there's just nothing there. HarrMione: Eh, no real volume in there, they're better off as friends, they don't have anything special. Massington/Massrick: Massie never treated Derrick right, and she called him Derrington being insensitive to the fact that he hated the nickname. Color: Pink. I used to hate it, but I like it alot now, and it looks REALLY good on me. Note to stalkers: I have lamps and 1 crazy, overly social, LOUD, sharp toothed, agressive when nessasary, territory marking dog and 60 lb weights in my basement. Be afraid, be veeeeerrrry afraid. Oh, those copy-and-paste-y thingies? I got rid of them. Sorry to you Newbies who enjoy those, and how they're still, (AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!) NEW to you (Fails to surpress laughter) and (Really fails to surpress laughter...) WHWAHAHAWOOOOOOOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFYBUMS!!WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Random thought for the day: I'm waiting for the guy in the red converse. No clue why, or who he is, just, something I decieded a few days ago. And I know I haven't met him yet. ~~ Links for things in Hello ~~ I made them all! Scorpius Malfoy in the beginning scene: http://www.polyvore.com/scorius_hyperion_malfoy/set?id=10944610 Rose in the beginning scene: http://www.polyvore.com/rose_weasley/set?id=10900508 Lily, at the time of the first scene in chapter one:http://www.polyvore.com/lily_luna_potter/set?id=10901708 Albus, at the time of the first scene in chapter one: http://www.polyvore.com/albus_severus_potter/set?id=10903110 James, at the time of the first scene in chapter one:http://www.polyvore.com/james_sirius_potter/set?id=10922677 Hugo, at the time of the first scene in chapter one: http://www.polyvore.com/hugo_weasley/set?id=10971326 ~~ Pass this on if you use the little squiggly mark frequently ~~ -Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them. -I used all my sick days, so I called in dead... -they say "guns dont kill people, people kill people.' Well, i think the gun helps, cuz if you just stood ther and yelled BANG I dont think you'd kill too many people. -so, if guns kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil? -yeah, Im a loser. but the coolest loser you'll ever meet -save the earth. it's the only planet with chocolate. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me -when Life gives you lemons, throw them back, because I mean really? who likes lemons? -when Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. -when Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. -i called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse -life isnt passing me by; it's trying to run me over -smile; it makes people wonder what you're up to - i talk to myself because my answers are the only ones i accept! - therapy is expensive. popping bubble wrap is cheap... you decide -i used to see a shrink... until she said life isnt for everyone -if asteroids are in the hemisphere, and hemroids are on your butt, why are they named the way they are? -i live in my own little world. but it's ok, they know me there -the dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide -your weirdness is creeping out my imaginary friend -tell the truth and run -if electricity comes from electrons, where do you think morality comes from? (Hehe MORONS! For those of you who didn't figure it out...Go me for pointing out the obvious!) -Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning many and 'tics' as in the bloodsucking creatures? -you cry, i cry. you laugh, i laugh. you jump off a cliff, i laugh even harder -everything in this room is eatable, even I'm eatable. But that is called 'cannibalism' my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. -i used to be normal... until i met those freaks i call my friends - I got you a present; it's a CD. I hope you haven't got it, because I don't have a receipt... and I didn't exactly buy it... -The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese! And gets to sleep in a few hours! -When in doubt, make up words! -Home is not where you live, but where they understand you. -If at first you don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you! -You say I'm not cool. Cool is just another word for cold. If I'm not Cold then I'm Hot. I know I'm Hot. Thank You for embracing it! (My freind lives by this ever since I told her. LOL I call her cool for fun.) -Come to the dark side, we have cookies! -One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject -Give a person a fish and feed them for a day, teach them how to use the internet and they won't bother you for weeks! -Before you critisize someone walk a mile in their shoes, that way you'll be a mile away and have their shoes! (Awesome!!) -the statistics of insanty is that 1 of every 4 people have a mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're ok, then it's you! (...No, we're all insane. They made me that way!!) -When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide. -A loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who steps back to admire his work. -Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss. -There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... -Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. - My nails can cut through human flesh and make it BLEED! AWESOME!! -Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun! -I don't have a dog... I eat my own homework. I'm not random, I just have many tho- OH A SQUIRREL! -Please: Don't throw your cigarette butt's on the floor, the cockroaches are getting cancer. -There are three kinds of people: Those who can count, and those who can't. -Welcome to the internet, pants optional. -Warning: Trespassers will be shot, Survivors will be shot again. Some Random Test!! Whats the last book you read? Finished: The Titans Curse_Still reading: Battle of the Labyrinth, Dead is the New Black, Maximum Ride, HP DH. What's on your T.V right now? I'm not watching TV, but I was watching iCarly Who's the last person you talked to and what did you say? My mom. "G'night! Luv ya!". She goes to bed early Where are you? In my room, sitting in my desk chair that's pretty uncomfortable. What was the last thing you ate? Raviolli What's your personality like? Sarcastic, funny, dreamy, random, moo, shy, sweet. Well, most of the time. What was the last thing you thought? You say yes, I say no I say high, you say low Why, why, why, why, why, why Oh, no Hela, heba helloa Say George Bush. What is the first thing that comes to your mind? A misunderstood man who is really a good president, he just didn't have the best of luck when he was in the oval office. You now have a million dollars. What do you do? Give some of it to my parents to pay bills, buy Sims 3, get a puppy, buy my way to Harvard Law, and probably give some to charity, just to seem nice! Reach out and grab the closest thing to you. What is it? My water bottle What are you eating/drinking right now? Water. What are you writing RIGHT NOW? A story about Aractesia Malfoy Draco and Astoria Malfoy's secret Squib daughter. Is she really a squib? Is she really Draco's? SPOILER ALERT The answer to the latter is no. And he knows it. Grab the nearest book to you, turn to page 56 and find line nine. What is it? '-a bunch of monsters and we're trying not to die.' Battle of the Labyrinth. Percy and Annabeth are trying not to die. What's it like being you? Flippin' sweet What are your thoughts on writing? It can be fun, but it hurts your fingers and requires brainpower. How tall are you? 5 foot 6 inches What book are you currently reading? Maximum Ride: The Angel Expirement, Percy Jackson and the Olympians: Battle of the Labyrinth, Dead is the New Black, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows What music are you listening to? The Beatles, bay bay! What was the last website you visited before fan fiction? Facebook. What was the last thing you cooked? Cereal What color are the walls of the room you are in? White. My mom won't let me paint them Do you know who the governor of your state is? Yes, and I think she is kind of mental. Not kind of, really. Stupid Democrats Ketchup or Mustard? Kethcup all the way. How many different programs are on your computer right now? More than I need... What is the weather like? Night and 57 degrees fareingheight Are you going an vacation this summer and where? I went to... Somewhere. Anything else? I am hopelessly awesome. What's your favourite article of clothing? My Black Beatles Tee that goes perfectly with my favorite shorts Who is the most special person to you? Other then my family, probably my friends. I couldn't function without them. Scariest moment of your life? I thought I saw a grimm reaper hanging on my door, but it turned out to just be a pair of pants. One word that would best describe you? Dreamy What is your favourite month in the summer? July. Nice'n hot, but you still have plenty of summer on the horizon What's your favorite number? two What does your user name mean? I like bubbles and 5147 is my lucky number What is your favorite Disney movie? Enchanted What made you smile today? My puppy Molly. She was trying to bury a bone in our carpet. Silly puppy! Last thing you said out loud? "'Ello, govna" Last rainbow you saw? Was on a boat and I tried to throw a carwash token in it to see if I could send an Iris Message. Kidding on the last part, where would I get a car wash Token? I can't drive. Do you want a hair cut? Yes Ever been in a fight? Nope Who do you have a crush on? This one really cute guy named Charlie who goes to my school and looks like Puck, and Taylor Lautner. I don't like Twilight, but I love him! Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her? Charlotte, Violet, Lily, Essie, Thalia, or Sophie. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him? Henry, Max, Sterling, Percy, Ronald, Teddy, or Ford. If you could be any book character, who would you be? Hermione Granger, because she gets to marry Ron Weasley. -Two things are infinite; the universe, and human stupidity... not so sure about the universe. -What happens if you get scared half to death twice? That's a really good question...i wonder... -My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. -Do not take life too seriously; no on gets out alive. -If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. -Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? -Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon. -I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly. -Don't hit kids. No, seriously, they have guns now. -WARNING: Children left unattended will be sold to the circus. -If your heart was really broken you'd be dead, so shut up. I don't fear death. If you don't either, copy and paste this onto your profile. Ever wonder... where we are headed... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I can) Why you don't ever see the headline: "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why "abbreviated" is such a long word? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why Doctors call what they do "practice"? Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a "Broker"? Why there isn't mouse flavored cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? Why they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe? -A puppie dies everytime someone shipps Harry/Hermione I AM IN SIRIUS DENIAL! SIRIUS IS NOT DEAD! AND I WILL NOT LET YOU SAY OTHERWISE! If you too are in Sirius denial then copy and paste this into your profile. Because Denial is not just a river in Egypt! JK ROWLING KILLED HIM, I KNOW ... BUT HIS LEGACY LIVES ON IN ALL THE MARAUDER FICS ON THIS SITE!! This is a tribute to all who died fighting Tom Marvolo Riddle Aka: Voldemort and Voldie to his friends. First off, I must say, Rest in Peace: James and Lily Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black (The True Mauraders) Nymphadora Tonks, Professor Snape, Fred Weasley, Colin Creavy, Dobby, Hedwig, Regulus Black, Charity Burbedge, Mad-Eye Moody, Cedric Diggory, Gregorvitch, Sturgis Podmore, and all the brave souls that were lost to the War against Voldie. May you all rest in Peace, and Remember you're never forgotten To James and Lily, In Remembrance …In Remembrance to Severus Snape…. ….A Slytherin who died like a Gryffindor… ...without all the red and gold crap. …In Remembrance to Fred Weasley… …Who fought bravely to the very end…. …And whose jokes will forever brighten his other half… …And will loyally await his soul mate and brother… … with many jokes… ...he's got forever to think of them, right? …In Remembrance to Dobby… …Who was more free and full of love… ...than any elf, and most humans. ….In Remembrance to Remus J. Lupin…. ...the last real Marauderer... …who was not just a wonderful father… ….a incredible husband and brave hero… ...as well as a freakin' awesome werewolf. ….In Remembrance to Nymphadora Tonks… …who died for ‘the greater good’… ...and would probably hex me for calling her Nymphadora. …In Remembrance of Alastor ‘Mad-Eye’ Moody…. …who’s motto ‘constant vigilance’ kept him alive… ...and scared the crap out of some kids too. …In Remembrance of Tom Marvelo Riddle a.k.a. Voldiemort…. …who was pretty cool, and cute when he was younger… …but who got his butt thoroughly kicked in the end …In Remembrance of Albus Dumbledore… …whose past and wisdom confused us… …whose seeming betrayal shocked us… …but actually who turned out to be an okay guy in the end... ...despite the whole 'almost killing Harry' thing. In Remembrance to Bellatrix Lestrange… … because it’s was awesome how Molly slapped her with that Avada Kedavra! She deserved everything she got and more. …In Remembrance of Colin Creevey… …who we really didn’t know too well… …but took a lot of pictures and died fighting in a war… …so he must’ve done something good… …besides stalking Harry. …In Remembrance of Hedwig… ...Harry's actual first friend… ...who lived and died soaring My ideas(please don't copy): iPretend to hate the future(iCarly) The trio is sent to the future by a potato clock gone awry. When Sam and Freddie find out that they're married to each other with kids in the future, how long can they pretend to hate it? Seddie: a Future(iCarly) Just my idea of how Seddie's life beyond iCarly will be. - If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE! -So I was like Avada Kadavra and he was like Dead - I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling. - Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret. - Remus Lupin does NOT want a flee collar - I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort. - I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month. - I will not say 'dude, get a life' to Lord Voldemort - I will not ask Snape why he stole Batman's cape - I will not scare the Arythmancy students with my calculas book - Dear Harry, I hate you, Love Voldy - When Voldemort goes to bed he checks his closet for Mrs. Weasley. - This icon is off trying to shut Percy in a pyramid. -Percy wouldn't recognize a joke if it dances naked infront of him wearing Dobby's tea cozy -I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the headmasters office -I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy! -Professer Flitwick's name is not Yoda -I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class -If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm -Neville: OMG I killed Harry Potter (somewhere in the distance) Voldemort: Nooooo! I wanted to do it! sob -Draco: I mock you with my spirt fingers! -I stalked a death eater and all i got was this lousy potions master! -I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand -I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing -I will not follow potions intstructions in reverse order just to see what happens -I will not give Hagrid pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals -I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween -I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton -Sirius Black escaped askaban... evaded death eaters... outwitted ministry... killed by drapery. -I have a lot to live up to you know. There are so many Gryffindors' to tourture, and my minions can't do all the work. That's why I need milk. Because, ferrets with strong bones bounce a lot higher. GOT MILK? ~ Draco Malfoy If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. Opening credits: "A Night to Remember” High School Musical Cast Waking up: "Break the Ice” Brittney Spears First day of school: "Absolute Story of a Girl” Nine Days Falling in love: "Linus and Lucy” Vince Guraldi Trio fighting: "We Rock” Camp Rock Cast breaking up: "Circus” Brittney Spears driving: "Under the Sea (pop version) Raven-Symone flashback: "Burning Up” Jonas Brothers mental breakdown: "Under the Sea” Samuel E. Wright wedding: "7 Things” Miley Cyrus birth of child: "Hedwig’s Theme” John Williams final battle: "Perfect Day” Hoku death scene: "Ghostbusters” Ray Parker Jr. funeral: "Now or Never” High School Musical Cast end credits: "Fly on the Wall” Miley Cyrus A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit She ended up staying longer than As she walked along under the tall elm When she reached the alley, which was a However, halfway down the alley she She became uneasy and began to pray, Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness When she reached the end of the alley, The following day, she read in the Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and Thanking the Lord for her safety and to She felt she could recognize the man, so The police asked her if she would be She agreed and immediately pointed out When the man was told he had been The officer thanked Diane for her bravery She asked if they would ask the man one Diane was curious as to why he had not When the policeman asked him, he Amazingly, whether you believe or not, Repost this as DO you believe in God? if you truly The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true. If the opposite of 'pro' is 'con', then what's the opposite of 'progress'? We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police. Eat right, exercise, die anyway. If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk. I'm not littering...I'm donating to the Earth. Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible? Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. Procrastinate NOW! The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not. I want to die peacefully in my sleep like grandfather...not screaming like the passengers in his car. If you can keep your head while other people are losing theirs, you probably don't fully understand the situation. They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room? Sarcasm is one more service we offer. Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world. I used to have super powers, but then my therapist took them away. Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence. Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I don't care if you insult me, but at least use correct grammer and spelling. Always Love And Treasure the Three Freds: 2) Fred Figglehorn, from YouTube- Because he's hyper, annoying, and hilarious. And cute. He reminds me of me when I was 4! 3) Freddie Benson, from iCarly- Because he's cute, nerdy, sweet, and, of course, Seddie. Nuff said. Recipe for moi! 3 parts Daring And a Splash of Wisdom Serve over ice Your Fortune Is: If someone calls you fat, don't get angry... just turn the other chin. Your Underwear Says You're Confident (singing See You Again by Miley Cyrus) "I've got my sights set on you and I'm ready to aim..." "Hmmmm..." "What?" "She sounds like a sniper!" "Oh no! Miley's gonna kill me!!" "Shes already killed my interest in her and her career. Maybe she thought it was time for her to move on to bigger things..." "i love the rain. it makes you feel like everybody else is crying with you." - quote from my friend on one of those rare days when she was being "wise". "for those of you who are holding back because someone is in your way, just make your own path to get to your goal" -me! "boys are like cherry truffles and you need to crack open the shell to get to the sweet center" -another quote from me... "i am captain planet and i shall save you chickens from global warming with an eco rap!"- yet another quote from me... don't ask ;-) Ooohh... quote from one of my favorite fanfics... "Love every moment, except for the ones that suck." "All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt"- quote from one of the best cartoonists ever, Charles Schulz This is really cool!: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. Quotes from toddlers! "Kiss yourself" (To his mom) -My cousin Anthony, age 4. "Share buddy!" -Me, Bubbles5147, age 2. "Drink your spit if you're thirsty!" -Me, age 4. (While drinking what the play characters called hot chocolate in a play that we were actually supposed to drink. It was really cold milk.) "This isn't hot, it's cold!" -Me, age 2. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. If you can read the message above paste it in your profile (\)_(/) Fun things to do at WalMart!! :) 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here! 15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 16. Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly when they take one. 17. Buy 350 cans of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" when the cashier tells you the price. 18. Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask people where you can find the CDs. 19. Start a fish-stick fight. 20. Walk up to random people, give them bear hugs, and say very loudly that you missed them and they never really did get that dandruf shampoo you recommended. 21. Jump in a cart and have a friend push you while you scream "The Germans are coming!" 22. Attempt to fly off a high shelf. 23. Run up to an employee and ask "Do you like me?" If they say no, yell out "You broke my heart, you evil monster! I'm telling the manager!" and start throwing canned tomatoes at them. If they say yes just to get you away, pat their shoulder, and say "What a shame because that girl over there" point to a random person "was just about to ask you to dinner." 24. Throw confetti on random people walking into the store. 25. Whisper "I know your 'little' secret" to people in the checkout lines. 26. Stand inside the freezer in the frozen food section. 27. Walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...they want me to take you away...to aisle eight..." 28. Ask the clerk to make a page saying "If there is an Edward in the store, Bella is looking for you at the main info desk". (this works best if you love Twilight, and don't try with Maximum Ride) 29. See how many cans of frosting you can open and thoroughly lick without getting caught. 30. Go to a person with a shopping cart full of merchandise and demand a ride in the basket. 31. Practice your juggling with a few Grade-A eggs. 32. Squeeze the cream-filled doughnuts. 33. Walk into the baby clothes section, pick up a pink baby dress, then throw it down and run away screaming that the pink bunnies of doom came back. 34. Bow to the display of T.Vs in the electronics section. 35. See if you can move the bottom can from the gigantic canned beet pyramid 71. Hit on the elderly. 72. Hit on 5 year olds. 36. Climb to the top of a shelf and sing 'Lovebug' at the at the top of your lungs. 37. Send over the PA: 'Ron and Hermione/ Harry and Ginny/ Sam and Freddie/ Puck and Sabrina/ Percy and Annabeth/ Derrick and Dylan (Dylan is a girl!), stop kissing in aisle 4' Question & Answer: What are your five favourite TV Shows? iCarly, The Suite Life on Deck, H2O, American Dragon Jake Long, and I Love Lucy. What is the number one thing on your mind right now? What mind? WHO SAID I HAVE A MIND!! They LIE! Have you ever wished on a star? Many times. It never really works, though. Ever prank called anyone? I never have the guts. But when I was 4 I tried to call the Power Puff Girls. How many kids do you want? 2-3 What are your favourite cartoons? I love Brandy & Mr. Whiskers, even though they stopped making it. What shampoo do you use? Herbal Esscences Body Envy for Shampoo and Vanilla Suave as conditioner. Say a number from 1 to 900! 6 Do you like anyone? Yes. Fave clothing store? Abercrombie, Aeropastale, Hollister, and American Eagle. How did you get one of your scars? On the bottom of my chin. You can't see it, but you can feel it. How'd I get it? I fell off of the monkey bars Funniest thing that happened to you today: This one weird girl who's obsessed with horses was running down the halls making horsie noises. 8 PLEASE READ Ok, so this didn't happen to me, but still read it. I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll." Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. "It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her." I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' "OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!'' "I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' "My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Please read this. It might not make since at first about what it's about, but it will at the end. Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school He told his friends that it was cool And when he pulled the trigger back It shot with a great crack Mummy I was a good girl I did what I was told I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another And all because he got the gun from his older brother Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush And tell my little sister that she is the only one now And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class And never to forget this and please don't let this pass Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack Mummy listen to me if you would I wanted to go to college I wanted to try things that were new I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married I wanted to have a kid I wanted to be an actress Mummy I wanted to live But mummy I must go now The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you" In memory of the Columbian students that were lost Please if you would Pass this around I'd be happy if you could Don't smash this on the ground If you pass this on Maybe people will cry Just keep this in heart For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye" Now you have two choices 1) repost and show you care 2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care) There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile. \m/(.)\m/ ROCK ON!! ZOMG!! There's a dog on my butt!! I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm a GIRL, so I MUST be obsessed with boys and gossip I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I'm BLACK, so I MUST be a lazy ghetto that talks like I have marbles in my mouth I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a with a jock boyfriend I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I have ADHD, so I MUST be a crazy-chick that you can't control (only when I have Coca~Cola Classic) I'm a REPUBLICAN, so I MUST support everything that Bush does I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz (I kinda am though..) I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST wear a feathered headress and live in a teepee. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST wear those green overall thingies. STOP THE STEREOTYPES! Copy and paste this on your profile, bold the ones that are you. 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office3) I am not allowed to take out a life insureance pollicy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after my lucky charms" 8) I am not allowde to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 11) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" Ever notice how you can say "you rock" but not "you rap"? My name is Sarah, I am but three. My eyes are swollen I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad. What else could have made My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly. Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all, I can't do a wrong, Or else I'm locked up All the day long. When I awake I'm all alone. The house is dark, My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight. Don't make a sound! I just heard a car! My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls, I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, He shouts ugly words. He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more. I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl. He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream, But its now much too late. His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP! If you're going to criticise someone, first walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Last night, I was lying on my bed, staring up at the stars and wondering 'Where the heck is my roof?' I want to do that thing when you put a map of the world on your wall and put pins in all the places you've been to. But first, I'll have to travel to the top two corners of the map so it doesn't fall down. Ten percent of people in Britain believe that their food has a party when they shut the fridge door. If you get sent to jail, a friend will bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, "Darn we sure screwed up! Why is rap so named? Becasue the'c' fell off at the printer. Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? How is it possible to have a civil war? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it. Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES! "Wal-Mart, do they, like, sell walls there?" - Paris Hilton. Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before. There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count. I’m not saying you’re stupid, I’m just implying it. Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door... Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. It's always the last place you look...of course it is, why the heck would I keep looking after I found it? When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes. Constipated people don't give a crap. Music is like candy - you throw away the rappers. Girls Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat. Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead, who keeps your picture in his wallet, who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants, who holds your hand in front of all his freinds, who thinks your beautiful without makeup, one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you, THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER This blonde is driving down an old country road when she spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. She pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief, she stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while. When she can't stand it any more, she calls out to the blonde in the field, The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, 'Because it is an ocean of wheat.' The blonde standing at the side of the road is furious. She yells at the blonde in the field, 'It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.' The blonde in the field just shrugs her shoulders and begins rowing again. The blonde on the side of the road is beside herself and shakes her fist at the blonde in the field yelling, Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said, 'These look like deer tracks,' They argued and argued for a quite while and they were still arguing when the train hit them. One day this blonde calls her friend and says, Her friend asks, 'What is it a puzzle of?' The blonde says, 'From the picture on the box, it's a tiger.' Well, the friend figures that he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She lets him in the door and shows him to where she has the pieces spread all over the table. He studies them for a moment, then studies the box. He turns to her and says, 'Well, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture of that tiger.' She asks, 'Oh, how come?' He says, 'Look, never mind, let's just relax, have a cup of coffee and we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box.' A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly ignorant of its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune, Bobby, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her and unplugs the horse. How do you drown a blonde? Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? How do you get a twinkle in a blonde's eye? Why don't blondes like making Kool Aide from sachets? Did you bear about the two blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theatre? Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Why do blondes have 'TGIF' written on their shoes? Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice? Why do blondes always smile during lightning storms? How can you tell when a blonde sends you a fax? What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Why shouldn't blondes have coffee breaks? Three blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said 'Disneyland Left' so they turned around and went home. A brunette, redhead and blonde went to a fitness spa for some fun and relaxation. After a stimulating healthy lunch, all three decided to visit the ladies' room and found a strange-looking woman sitting at the entrance who said, 'Welcome to the ladies' room. Be sure to check out our newest feature: a mirror which, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be awarded with a wish. But, be warned, if you say something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!' The three women quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, the brunette said, 'I think I'm the most beautiful of us three' and in an instant she was surrounded by a pile of money. The redhead stepped up and said, 'I think I'm the most talented of us three,' and she suddenly found the keys to a brand new Jaguar in her hands. Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, the blonde looked into the mirror and said, 'I think...' and was promptly sucked into the mirror. The police department, famous for its superior canine (K-9) unit, was somewhat taken back by a recent incident. Returning home from work a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burgled. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the channels and a K9 unit patrolling nearby was the first on the scene. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "too small" and "off its orbit" for some scientists' likings. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!!. The WalMart list 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. 9. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. 11. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to “10″. 12. Play with the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, “Hi! I haven’t seen you in so long!” etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, “Who BUYS this junk, anyway?” 15. Repeat Number 14 in the jewelry department. 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you’re taking it for a “test drive.” 17. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. 18. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. 19. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, “Wow. Magic!” 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can “catch” from the other aisles. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying,”…I’m Batman. Come, Robin, to the Bat cave!” 26. Run around as much of the store as possible. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell “hello” upside down. 29. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, “Why won’t you people just leave me alone?” 30. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., “Do you have any Shnerples here?” 31. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. 32. Take bets on the battle described above. 33. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 34. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from “Mission: Impossible.” 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags. 42. Two words: “Marco Polo.” 43. Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. 44. “Re-alphabetize” the CD’s in Electronics. 45. Make a trail of lemonade to the bathrooms. 53.Leave small sacrifices or gifts in the hands of the mannequins on the ground, leading to the restrooms 57. Set up another battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. G.I. Janes. (Red lipstick might give an interesting effect!!) 58. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 62. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “the fat man walks alone,” and scare them into believing that the clothes are talking to them 75. Crawl around on the ground and pretend that you’re a cat. Meow when people walk by rub up against their legs, etc. 78. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 79. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and “accidentally” hit the people instead of your friend. 80. Excessively use anything thing that says “Try Me”. 84. When you’re alone, have loud conversations with your “multiple personalities”. Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 85. Start “dancing” like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like you’re having some kind of massive seizure. 86. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 87. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if you’re suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn’t go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see whose watching and run away as fast as your can. 88. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 93. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink every time it blinks. Don’t look away, just stay mesmerized. (I have seen this before...Don't ask...) 98. Stand next to a mannequin and pretend that you’re a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. “Finally, my shift is done. I really don’t get paid enough to do this” 99. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone. 100. Act like your about to cry and ask people “Have you seen my mommy?” xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxxooxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoox For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you act completly well crazy and make a total fool of yourself and not even care. Crazy is when you dedicate your entire being(every cell in your body) to Twilight, Maximum Ride, and fanfiction. Crazy is when you go into build-a-bear workshop and walk up to little kids saying "That's my favorite bear" in a creepy voice and then run like heck when their soccer-moms glare at you. Crazy is when you get jacked up on sugar on your school fieldtrip to bush gardens, laugh for two hours striaght WHILE riding rollercaosters, then still laugh after you get slapped by your freinds, and they pour a cold water on you, and you just stop suddenly, and when they asked why you laughed you say " I felt like it." Crazy is when you get sugar high and jump on your trampoline yelling "Japeth" because the name intrigues you, while your rellies are there. Crazy is when you laugh so hard that Fanta comes out your nose and then you scream "THE PAIN! THE PAIN OF IT ALL!" Hugged your Christmas tree while humming 'Carol of the Bells'. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list! oxoxoxoxooxxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxooxoxoxox A random moment in the life of Bubbles5147(Note: These aren't my friends or my real names) Me:(Sitting at locker sobbing but not crying) Lily: OMG, Bubbles, are you OK? Me: No! (sniffle) Lily: I've never seen you this sad before. Tell me what's wrong. Me: I FORGOT THE LYRICS TO I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT! Lily: Maybe I can jog your memory I'm a little teapot short and stout Here is my handle, here is my spout Hmm na lalala, I forgot too! Me: See! Lily: (sits down with me to join the sobfest) Kay: Who died? Me: Our memories. Kay: What did you forget? Lily: (sob) The lyrics to I'm a Little Teapot! You do NOT forget that song! Kay sings the song in her head and screams Kay: Dang I forgot too! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBubbles! Friends and I sitting at the back of a school bus where there's a big red light bulb. Noah: That movie they made us watch was retarded, I mean 'The Dangers of Chipmunks', come on! Drew: I actually was scared a little. Kay: Freak. Drew: I mean whoever's idea it was to make that. Conner: Oh. Me: That light bulb is bright. We should make up a music video in here that's like, ' The artificial Sun is shining just the way we like it.' Kay: You just went on a total rant Me: Nuh uh! Conner: Yeah you did xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox My friend Lily and I @ Target trying 2 find stuff 2 make her eyebrows look human. Lily: I found some facial Nair! Me: So you're saying you'd rather put a rinse on yor face that could burn your eyes out if you do it wrong as opposed to just waxing? Lily: Yes. Me: Phsycopath xoxoxoxoxxoxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Classroom during a spelling test in first grade Teacher: The word is 'vegetable'. Annoying freaky teacher's pet kid: Could you use it in a sentence? Teacher: Sure! Hmmm... Oh! Vegetable is spelled v-e-g-e-t-a-b-l-e. Students: (snickering uncontrolably) Teacher: What? xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox What happened one day when I drank Coca~Cola Classic at my friend's house. Me: Dis stuff so nummy Noah: Oh crap! Kay: What? Noah: You aren't supposed to give hyper people Coca~Cola Classic . You can give them Cherry or whatever, though. Me: Pony Pies! JADGHGH!(Tons of random jibberish words followed) Kay: Hey Bubbles, You want the Coke? Me: Me want magic water! Kay: Well you gotta go get it first! ( Swipes my Coke (Thank goodness it was in a capped bottle) and throws it out the window) Me: Nice try, I'm not that stupid. (Runs out sliding glass door convieniently loocated 3 feet from me) xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox What I do in my spare time: Me: Milk! Milk! Squirrels wear milk!! xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox My friends and I on the bus in fourth grade after our teachers had given us fake money that we use in our classrooms. Noah: Look at the one Mrs. Learning gave us! (It had a picture of a rather masculine looking person on it from the 8o's where a famous dead American hero's face normally is.) Me: Wow! Why did she put her husband's face on there? Noah: That is Mrs. Learning! I'm telling her you said that! Me: I swear, if you were not my cousin, I would totally slaughter you right now. xoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox My friends and I at Dairy Queen where there are only three people in there, all of whom we do not know. Me: GROUP HUG, BUDDIES!! All but Lily: (hugs grouply) Kay: What the bloody crap, Lily? Lily: People are watching! (Storms off into her mothers mini van) Me: Prat. Kay: I don't know why she did that, we used to do the Macerana at Burger King. xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxoxxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox Don't follow in my foosteps... I walk into walls. When in doubt, wear pink. The two most common elements in the world are hydrogen and stupidity. No guy is worth your tears & the ones who are won’t make you cry. Adults are just kids with money. Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did that. TGWF: Thank God We're Female Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't obsess! I think intensely. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people I've got ADD and magic markers. Oh, the fun I will have! I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?! If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile Annoying things to do on an elevator: read this!:) very funny!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it 16) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room togther and bet on which House will come out alive 17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Kinghts of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 18) I am not allowed to declare an offical "Hug A Slytherin Day" 19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 20) It is not nessisary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 26) It is not nessicary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to potrol the hallways 28) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the poition is acceptable as Body Lotion 35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearnig an orange anorak 38) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher DADA, even though it is the abbrieviation for his/her class. 45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously 47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 48) I am not the King of the Potato Poeple and I do not have a flying carpet 49) "To conqur the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice That's not even half! I am A BOOKWORM, so I MUST be a dreamer I am A DREAMER, so I MUST be insane (unrealistic) I HAVE MANY DIFFERENT INTERESTS, so I MUST be unable to commit to one thing I used up all my sick days so I called in dead. Illegal Aliens Welcome! A good friend will help you find your prince, a best friend will kidnapp him and drag him to you. I WANT A COKE A FRY AND A CHEESEBURGER!! The nerds will someday get revenge! Wal Mart is great, but not for clothes I went to a party, I felt proud of myself, I made a healthy choice, I got into my car, Now I'm lying on the pavement, My own blood's all around me, I'm sure the guy had no idea, So why do people do it, Mom Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Someone should have taught him, My breath is getting shorter, I wish that you could hold me Mom, Don't Drink And Drive. You aren't only putting your life in danger, but someone elses as well. I forgot. I sometimes talk to myself. (And have long, meaningful discussions with myself. And sing to myself...hey, I told you i was weird didn't I? Why else explain all the previous weird pasted sayings?) i hear the voices of characters in my head, mostly Harry Potter, sometimes Ron, and a few times a character from a play I did. | |||||||||
1. Scorpius and Rose: WEST SIDE STORY reviewsA Romeo and Juliet situation for the modern wizarding world, Scorpius and Rose face their families in a fashion based on that of the musical, West Side Story, which you don't have to be familiar with to be able to read this. T for violence. SM/RWHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 681 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-23-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.2. Hello reviewsHello. How are you today? I'm sorry whatever's driven you to do this happened." A moment can change your life forever. ScorpiusRose elopement later. Links are on my profile. Mentions TeddyVictiore HugoOC from one of my other fics JamesOC AlbusOC No slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-15-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.3. iMust Free Freddie » reviewsAU. Sam and her mom take a vacation to an old mansion that has been converted into a Bed and Breakfast. There, Sam meets charming Freddie Benson, who has been cursed to remain a ghost until he has found true love. Did I mentioned a murderer? Seddie.iCarly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,091 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-31-09 - Published: 2-15-09 - Sam P. & Freddie B.4. I Dream of Potter » reviewsI tend to dream about the adventures of the Hogwarts kids, so here they are. I have a freaky, weird, odd subcinscience, so read this for a good laugh.In this fic we have a homicidal Edward Cullen and a crossdressing Draco Malfoy, and more!RW/HG HP/GW.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 3-17-095. Eavesdropping » reviewsCarly goes on a plane and overhears an important conversation from two important people from her past. Seddie. Oneshot that grew up to be a twoshot.iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 7-17-09 - Published: 3-29-09 - Freddie B. & Sam P. - Complete6. Competiton » reviewsA story somewhat like Romeo and Julliette. Puck and Sabrina are finally going out, but will a competiton pull them apart? puckxsabrina fluff.Good story beyond this sucky summary. Odd twist ahead, a mysterious boy. Rated T just to be safe.Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,705 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 7-14-09 - Published: 12-29-08 - Sabrina G. & Puck7. A Cinderella Story of Sorts » reviewsWhat if Draco and Astoria had a secret Squib Daughter named Essie? What if she wasn't Draco's? What if he knew He does know ? What if she had a Hogwarts acceptance letter and fell in love with Hugo Weasley? Oh, and who's Essie's father? Rated for abuse.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-9-09 - OC & Hugo W.8. I do the 100 Word Challenge » reviewsBasically me doing the 100 Word Challenge. SabrinaxPuck focused. Rating go up to T later on. Review and see my profile!Sisters Grimm - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-21-09 - Published: 1-1-09 - Puck & Sabrina G.9. College reunion » reviewsPuck and Sabrina haven't seen each other in 5 years. Will going to the same college bring them together? Yes, lame summary, but read it, reveiw, and tell your friends.PuckxSabrina fluff central.Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 12-19-08 - Published: 12-6-08 - Puck & Sabrina G.10. The Sisters Grimm Meets the Pretty Commitee » reviewsAround 3 years after Tales from the Hood, Sabrina and Puck are starting High School. Drama arises when a new clique moves into Ferryport Landing- The Pretty Commitee of the Clique. puckxsabrina fluff. Pretty Committee introduction. Lame summary,good storyCrossover - Clique & Sisters Grimm - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 12-18-08 - Published: 12-3-08 - Dylan M. & Sabrina G.
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