I'm Tiffany. Yup, that's me! :D

Tiffany is a terribly overrated name. Heck, I know seven Tiffany's. Sometimes, I hate my name because it's so common. I'd want something unusual and pretty like Celianne. Or something short and still pretty. Like Luna.

I tend to procrastinate a lot. To borrow off someone's quote, Procrastinate must be my name. My mother says I got that from my father. But I disagree. I got that off myself. Right? That's why I only write one-shot. I'd spontaneously burst from the stress and the guilt that I couldn't finish the story if I try to write mult-chaptered stories if no one was there give me initiation. Sorry.

I am a dead-on Garfield fan. (See avatar) And I am definitely a CAT PERSON. Though I wouldn't mind a Golden Retriever. :)

I don't like people who read my stories then don't review. Please, please say something even though you don't like it. I'd want to hear something. Something to prove you've actually read my babies. Concrit, peoples!! ;)

My family have no clue I am posting on FanFiction. I've got a feeling they will look at me like I'm crazy or something. My family's not a big fan on books, see.

I secretly love lyrical songs, but all my friends don't think much of them so it's better to not mention lyrical songs when we discuss songs.

I think cello is the best instrument in the world. Period.

I'm not good at sarcasm. I tried, but people ended up thinking I was for reals and I got into a heck lot of embarrassment trying to right myself.

I hate it when I read a story I love, and then I forgot to favorite it/ alert it. I spend whole afternoons going through my computer history trying to find it. (Which usually doesn't work.)

ATTENTION ALL READERS!!

HAVE YOU READ THIS DRAMIONE STORY ABOUT A LITTLE GIRL CALLED OPHELIA? SHE IS THE ILLEGITIMATE DAUGHTER OF HERMIONE GRANGER AND DRACO MALFOY, FROM A ONE-NIGHT STAND. HERMIONE RUNS INTO DRACO IN THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC (OBVIOUSLY DRACO DOESN'T KNOW HE'S GOT A DAUGHTER FROM HERMIONE GRANGER) A VERY INTERESTING STORY. BUT I LOST IT. :(

IF YOU HAVE, PLEASE MESSAGE ME AND SEND ME THE LINK!! (Yes, I'm that desperate now. -sniff- )

The only reason why you would look at my profile is that you've read my stories and think it's worth stalking the author for, and I truly thank you for that.

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I like: Cheese, cats, books, romance, purple, winter, sleeping, friends (Oh, not sleeping with friends, see? I have a twisted mind.)

I don't like: Chinese herbal tea, figs, fingernails scratching at blackboards, heavy rock music, slash on FanFiction

My stories: My Rescuer, Pictures, Pumpkin Pie, The Busman

I am: a human being

I have: ten fingers

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