"Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery, but today is a gift. That's why they call it the present."- Kung Fu Panda.

"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?" "I think so Brain, But if Jimmy cracks corn and I don't care, why does he keep doing it?"-Pinky and the Brain.

"Oh Radda!/ Oh My Radda!" -Shnitzel from Chowder

"Greetings. My name is Darth Vader. I am an extra trestrial from the planet Vulcan." -Back to the Future

Hi there!

FYI, constructive critism is welcome on my stories, but don't flame them or I will tell my beaver warrior to lead my mutant monster cupcake army to your house.

Gender: Girl

Other names: Andrea (Real), Mitsukigirl13 (TV.com), Ronjoe17 (Youtube)

Language: English (Currently learning Chinese, but I still have a lot to learn)

Age: It ranges. Technically I'm 14, but I have the imagination of a 5 year old (but that's not really a bad thing).

Family: A mom, dad, a little brother, 3 aunts, 3 uncles, one grandpa, one grandma, five cousins and two cats.

Extra Activities: Marching Band (I play the trumpet), and I am a member of a Creative Writing Club

Home State: Iowa (And no, it's not all corn fields and farms)

Looks: Short Blonde hair (thinking about growing it out), blue eyes, glasses, tall, middle sized (not skinny, but not overweight), and I usually wear jeans and a tee/ sweater.

Favorite TV shows/cartoons: Chowder (cn), Penguins of Madagascar (nick), Avatar: The Last Airbender (nick), Hey Arnold! (Nick) El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera (Nick), Phineas and Ferb (Disney) & Grey's Anatomy (?)

Favorite movies: Hoodwinked!, Monsters VS Aliens, Back to the Future, Beauty and the Beast, The Tinkerbell Movies

Favorite Books: Anything written by Dan Gutman, The Tale of Desperaux (Just the book, the movie SUCKED!), Beezus and Ramona, The Emily Windsnap books, Touching Spirit Bear, Trading Faces, My Sister the Vampire, I Was a Non Blonde Cheerleader, The Power of Un, and the Chicken Soup for the Soul books.

Favorite Couples (and some couple names): Dr. CockroachxSusan, PlanktonxKaren, BillyxMandy, LisaxNelson, SkipperxMarlene (Skiplene), HeatherxHarold (Don't ask why, it just works)(The H Bombs), ChowderxPanini (Chownini), MungxTruffles (Muffles) EddxMay & ScratxScratte.

Favorite specials/shorts: Bob's Big Break (MvA), Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space (MvA), Hey Hey It's Knishmas! (Chowder), & The Little Match Girl (Disney).

Likes: Cats, typing/writing stories/fanfictions, M&M's, shopping, surfing the internet for hours on end, watching youtube vids, bowling, hockey, holiday specials, anything that's epic/funny/sweet, and my Blackberry

Dislikes: The Misadventures of Flapjack, Peas, homework, math, annoying people, Hannah Montana, The Jonas Brothers, steryotypes about Iowa, the song "The Climb" and "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus (I've heard this song so many freakin times, I CAN'T STAND IT!!), and when my computer doesn't work

Sign: Cancer the Crab (Month Sign) and The Pig (Chinese Zodiac)

Patronus (Harry Potter): A Rabbit

Favorite Characters from Chowder: Chestnut, Shnitzel, & Kiwi.

Favorite Characters from Hey Arnold!: Curly & Eugene

Favorite Characters from Grey's Anatomy: Christina Y., Miranda B., Derek S, and Meredith G.

Favorite Characters from TDI: Bridgette, Harold (Gotta love the nerd!), and Geoff (Even if he can be a bit of a jerk sometimes).

I collect Magazines and Happy Meal Toys. I have about 200 HMTs, and I collect Nick Mag (about 3 years worth of it), National Geographic For Kids (same as Nick) Girls' Life (AKA GL. About 2 years worth of it) and about 36 issues of Zoobooks (You'll never know when they'll come in handy). I also like to collect Beauty and the Beast things (fave Disney movie).

I have dozens of story ideas, it just takes me forever to type them. I have a cat named Lily. My personality is what I would like to call the Musical Wallflower. I'm kinda shy and I usually hang out by myself, but I am very musical, I play the trumpet and I often listen to my iPod 2 hrs a day. I love to draw both in american style and anime. I'm a smart blonde, and my favorite colors are Green and Aqua Blue. I don't cuss, and I'm always willing to lend a helping hand. I'm also 25 percent tomboy, I like hockey and I hate putting on makeup, though I do like shopping. I prefer Werewolves than vampires, Chocolate than vanilla, and Dreamworks than Pixar.

I like pop rock, pop, and country. My favorite singers are Taylor Swift and Avril Lavene (Don't know how to spell her last name). My favorite love song is "I Don't want to miss a Thing" by Areosmith. I don't like heavy metal or rap. I love watching reality shows (Faves are Hell's Kitchen and The Biggest Loser) but I don't like American Idol.

I hope you enjoy my stories, and please if you read them, review them, thank you :-)

Stories in Progress:

Total Drama Chowder: I'm currently also on Writer's Block with this, but I am now eccepting ideas for challenges.

Attack of the Giant Mutant Cupcake Monsters: Also writer's block (I hate writer's block!)

Bunny: Hiatus, but I won't delete it. Will it ever be picked up again? IDK (sorry)

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Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

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P.S This never happened to me. But if it did, I would do the exact same thing.

15 Things to do when you're in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go!"

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