Age: 18

Hometown: Winnipeg, Manitoba

About me: Possibly insane teenage lesbian with chronic agoraphobia who can't go five hours without writing, even when I have writers block. My purse has more things in it than Mary Popins, and most of it is about as random. I have a thing for bright red lipstick and knives. You could call me a hoarder, and would probably be correct, but I would perfer you call me a packrat. I rant and swear in my own made-up language. I graffti my jeans and bedroom walls. And ceiling. I knit and rughook. I have two cats and a dog. I collect bones, old bottles, snow globes, and beine babies. I have a bag of my hair in my closet. I'm Irish-Icelandic. And I'm going to shut up now.

Links for Never Shall We Know:
Drawing of Calipsa Rose

Links for Resistance:
The 11 week ultrasound

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1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America. (Or wherever you're from)
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage.

Quotes from my life:

The problem with permanent marker is that it lasts longer then most high school relationships. Then how do you get their name off your binder? -Said by a guy in my class. One of the more profound things ever to be said in my math class.

(Me and my friend talking about her exboyfriend, who's allergic to cats)
Me: Kay, if he gets all stalkerish again, I'm throwing my cat at him.
Her. Ok, fine.
Me: Good.
Her: But don't if he's like, being normal.
Me: Haha, yeah. "Him: Hello. How are you? Me: STALKER! -throws cat-"

Run, run, ashmatic child! Run on your little midget legs! -Me to my little sister, who has astama and is short

(my LA teacher asking how many ears we have, my whole class hears 'years')
My whole class: 15
My teacher: 15?! You have 15 ears?! (my class hears years again...)(this go's on for almost half and hour...)

But that old lady gave me her purse! -A kid in my drama class during improv

(Me and my friend sitting in math, I see a Kleenex box that has 'Moe' written on it)
Me:Who's Moe?
Her: The only Moe I know is from the Simpsons...
Me: Right. A TV character comes out of the TV and gives you Kleenex.

(Me and my friends are in my cabin, a loud knocking sound comes from outside)
My friends: ITS A BEAR!
Me: Bears don't knock...
My friends: ITS A KNOCKING BEAR!!

Stop marching, huge army! Its a little girl! With a dagger! We're doomed! -Me, watching Prince Caspian and feeling the need to insert my own lines.

When the other sides army has killer trees, its time to switch sides... -Me, randomly to a friend, thinking about the movie Prince Caspian

I feel like I should be morally outraged, but I really don't have the energy today... -Me to my mom

Robots are taking over the world! -What I yell into the phone every time its a voice recording calling

You pop a balloon, and scream, I've been hit! They never call again. -A kid in my class during a discussion on how to stop telemarketers from calling you

Walking to school this morning, I thought I saw Batman going into A&W, but it turned out to just be a bald guy. -My friend Gen

There may be monkeys and creatures in forests, but you know, only magical forests have cans of pumpkin. I couldn't find any in your cupboard by the way. -Gen

My sister: Is that a tire?
Me: Full of rubber chickens, yes.

Me: When life gives you lemons, chuck 'em at people, thats what I say.
Gen: I would eat them. Lemons are good.
Me: Are life-lemons edible?

Me: (At a fancy restaurant with my dad and Gen) (Pulls a plastic eyeball out of my pocket) I have a sudden urge to throw this across the restaurant, then chase after it clutching one eye, screaming 'Has anyone seen my eye?!?!'

Me: (Watchong Bones) Die Hannah! Die, die Hannah!
My mom/sister/friend: Stop saying that.
Me: She's fictional! I'm allowed to wish death upon a fictional charecter! DIE HANNAH!!

I can't kiss you because I just washed my hair. -My friend Paige to this random guy who asked to kiss her

So... I have to go... wash... my couch... -My friend Erica when awkward silence starts

My dad: People can't just decide to become terrorists.
Me: Sure they can! I just decided to be a terrorist! I am going to go around blowing things up! I am a Threat to Society!
My dad: ...

I hope you find love like that someday. Not everyone gets to feel that type of love. The type that doesn't come from your heart, but your soul. It might hurt like hell, and it might destroy you from the inside out, but its worth it, just to have that moment of truth. -Me

My cousinish person, Michael: Lets play You Hide Under The Bed Well We Go Into The Other Room And Build A Fort And Then You Come And Look At The Fort Well We Go Hide From You.
My four year old cousin Kelly: Okay! *Hides under the bed*

I'm bored. I can't sleep. The air is annoying me. -Michael

Kelly: I told mom!
Michael: What? What did I do?
Kelly: ... Nothing.

Should I tell them I'm a fruit smuggler? -Me to my friend Gen well trying to cross the border. I kept saying stupid stuff like that and she was trying to get me to shut up.

Shakes white-out* You hear that? Thats the sound of mistakes. -Erica

My sister Kaya (bursts into my room, scaring me half to death): What do you think?
Me: Jesus christ!
Kaya: (pauses) Okay, good answer.

Gen: What did the rabbit say to the chicken?
Me: I don't know.
Gen: ...Niether do I.

Me: Seriously, he needs to be hit by a bus.
Peter, who is a therapist and thus should not suggest such things: Maybe you should become a bus driver.

Kid in my art class: I do not care WHO is telling me this, the school system, the teacher, the god damned Prime Minister. I WILL NOT use this colour paint!

Death is the easy part. Its everyone left behind that has it hard. -Me

That bee is BIGGER THAN JESUS! -Sidney (aka midget #2)

You're more useless than pants on a hooker! -Lisa

You look like a donkey that got kicked in the face by another donkey! -Lisa

I'll take a stroke with a side of heart attack. -My dad at a fast food place

Random girl: (yelling) Anna?!
Me: (also yelling) BRIDGET?!?!

I like your fries. -Gen

Me: What are you watching?
Kevin (my sister's ex-boyfriend): Battlestar. And Flubber.
Me: Thats sort of a weird combination...

Me: So you hate cello music?
Gen: No. Its just not very exciting.
Me: Don't say that to cellists.

Drunk guy: -knocks over turtle shell- I think I killed your turtle!
Me: It was already dead...

Matt (my sister's exboyfriend): The police were like, okay, we're charging you with breaking and entering. I was like, this is my house...

Gen: Too many people were looking at me today.
Me: Why?
Gen: No idea.
Me: Were you glowing?
Gen: Haha YES OF COURSE

Me: If swearing at things fixed them, doctor's would be screwed.
Paige: I'm having a heart attack! F* you, heart! It's better.
Me: Ah, my arms broken! F* you, arm! Its better.
Paige: I'm dead! F* you, death! I'm alive.

I've discovered that the sound of daleks attemping to destroy the Earth blocks out the sound of teenage parties. -Me

Hey, mom, this bowl is empty, can I put it on my head? -My sister

Lisa: He was with Anne Frank, hiding from the Jews- I MEAN- the Hitlers!
Sidney: The Nazi's?

Gen: I'm having caffine withdrawl.
Me: You can't have withdrawl unless you're addicted. Symptoms?
Gen: Huge ass headache.
Me: Hmm Paige had a headache and I have a worse than normal one.
Gen: Weird.
Me: Friendship brain tumours!

That doesn't happen much, I'm never in the closet. -Me

Me: My hair is doing its best Elvis impression. More proof its actually alive.
Gen: Actually, its dead.
Erica: So your hair is Elvis Presley?
Me: No, its supposed to be dead.
Me: LIKE ELVIS

Paige: Lmao sorry but that sounds funny.
Me: Walls are evil.
Me: Especially white walls.
Me: I'm not even kidding. As evil as pears.
Paige: What about blue walls?
Me: They're less evil, but still evil.
Paige: That's good less evil is better then totally evil like white walls.
Me: Yes, you understand.

Anju (my cousin): We went to san fran over the summer break and found a house number 456... on child street.
Me: holy crap. 456 on Child steet? That is scary.
Anju: we were really tempted to go knock on the door and see if the 456 answered...
Me: What would you have done if a giant three headed alien high on kids answered the door?
Anju: call torchwood.