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Author has written 8 stories for NCIS. My goal in life is to meet the cast of NCIS and Bones but more so NCIS !! i no I'm nuts! I'm now of NFA as well! NCISchick there to! most sites i am NCISchick, there are a few im not shipping's - NCIS - TATE, McABBY, JIBBS and RIVA! click on this link now if you Love TATE! - http://images1.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/Tate-ncis-1056999_800_600.jpg If you have finally come to the realization that NCIS is the ultimate crime show in the history of the world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Packed to the Rafters should be burnt and never witnessed by people again, copy and paste this into your profile!! If you have ever had the urge to scream in a shopping center, copy and paste this into your profile. If you believe that your genetics have some pretty cruel stuff handed down through generations, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that you were in the Navy, Team Gibbs, Ducky and Abby were real investiagtors and there was a crime just so NCIS would investigate, copy and paste this into your profile. If you want to be Ziva David, just so that you get to hang around with Tony, copy and paste this into your profile. 95 of teenage girls would cry if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of the Rialto tower in Melbourne, past this on your profile if you would be part of the 5 saying "jump bitch, JUMP!" 98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile. If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person (or not) copy this into your profile. If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile. Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, itachikakashi, xXxLuna-of-the-ChosenxXx, .a.broken.heart.within. The Most OOC Writer Around, Mask of Mirage, EcoliandDahChihuahua, Black Rose Dye, Geradsredskittle666, AbbyLover, NCISchick If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile. If you know the clowns are out to get you, copy and paste this onto your profile If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile! If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (Or geek.) I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If keyboards hate you copy this onto your profile! If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your pro! If you are weired, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, post this in your profile. most people would be offended if someone asked them whats wrong with there mind. copy and paste this onto your profile if you would be one of the few people to say, "were to begin.." if your are hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE if youve ever copied something onto your profile, copy this onto your profile if you think a semi colon is completley usless, stupid, annoing, and plotting to destroy the english language as we know it, put this on your pro! if you think rock paper scissers solves everthing, put this on your pro! if at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a 4 letter word, copy this on your pro! if you have your own little world, copy this on your pro! if your a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, put this on your pro! if you and your friends break out into song in a public area, copy this onto your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. You know you live in 2009 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did If you like pie, copy and paste this into your profile. If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile. If you have ever started humming a song you don't know, copy this into your profile. 92 percent of American teens would die if Orlando Bloom told them it was uncool to breathe, copy this into your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing you butt off. If you don't watch Laguna Beach, The O.C. or The Hills, never have never will and proud of it copy this into your profile. If you have been on the computer for hours on end reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy this into your profile. (please define "died") If you have ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy this into your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. If you have been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile. "I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?" "Just because I have a short attention span doesn't - look !SHINY!" 98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. B - Babe ~ I - In ~ T - Total ~ C - Control of ~ H - Herself OR: B = Beautiful ~ I = Intelligent ~ T = Talented ~ C = Charming ~ H = Hell of a Woman OR: B = Beautiful ~ I = Individual ~ T = That ~ C = Can ~ H = Handle anything YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!) You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?') When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?') After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...' You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!) You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then dissappear off the face of the earth. You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random. When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it. You tend to collect Bic Stics off the ground like picking pennies off the ground. No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper. The letters on your keyboard are wearing off. (once a key actually fell off!) Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome. People think you have A.D.D. You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D. You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago. And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101. (copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions) If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse. I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me. I'm so gangsta, I carry a squirt gun. Anyone can reach the stars. If you can't reach them, catch one that falls. The dinosaur's extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. Slinky + Escalator = Endless fun EVER WONDER Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? -- A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see that the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad.' 'Dear, Dad. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am. But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Love, P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. Call when it is safe for me to come home... My name is Sarah I am but three My eyes are swollen I cannot see I must be stupid, I must be bad What else could have made My Daddy so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me I can't speak a word I can't do a wrong Or else I am locked up All day long When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home When my mommy does come I try to be nice Then I might get only One whipping tonight Don't make a sound I just heard a car My Daddy's back From Charlie's Bar I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself against the wall I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I start to cry He sees me weeping He shouts ugly words He says it's my fault That he suffer's at work He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more I finally get free And I run to the door He's already locked it I start to bawl He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall I fall to the floor With bones nearly broken My Daddy continues With more bad words spoken "I'm sorry!" I scream But now it's much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate The hurt, the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! Finally he stops And heads for my door While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor My name is Sarah I am but three And tonight my Daddy Murdered me. Child Abuse, MAKE IT STOP! Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away... THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR!! 1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, 2) STAND silent and motionless in the 3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt 4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake 5) MEOW occasionally. 6) STARE At another passenger for a 7) SAY -DING at each floor. 8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And 9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone 10) STARE, grinning at another passenger 11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look 12) TRY to make personal calls on the 13) DRAW a little square on the floor 14) WHEN there's only one other person 15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they 16) ASK if you can push the button for 17) HOLD the doors open and say you're 18) DROP a pen and wail until someone 19) BRING a camera and take pictures of 20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant 21) SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 How to Be Annoying: Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way." Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme constantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 1-800 operators for their home phone number. If they don’t give it to you ask why they are calling YOU at home. Sew department store anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Set alarms for random times. Honk and wave to strangers. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. Tape pieces of "Play School" over climactic parts of rental movies. Borrow someone’s easer, then when they ask for it back, throw it across the room, making sure it misses them, and shout “You sure cant catch!!” In the middle of a long car trip, yell out, really loudly, “I need to pee’. To be even more annoying, do it just after you’ve left, or taken a pee break. When on a long road trip, say “are we there yet’ every five minutes. In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods: On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On a Korean knife: “Keep out of children” (I should bloody well hope so!) Boeing 757-"Fragile. Do not drop" (That means you, Hulk! Put that bloody aeroplane down, you might drop it!) Scoopable cat litter-"safe to use around pets" (Again, I should bloody well hope so!) Endust duster-"This product is not defined flammable by the consumer products safety commission regulations. However this product can be ignited under certain circumstances" (That's right, who doesn't use their dusters as kindling?) Baby oil-"Keep out reach of children." (Good thing babies aren't children, isn't it!) Hair coloring-"Do not use as an ice cream topping." (Yeh. My grandmother died because she thought my hair dye was ice-cream topping and put it in a sundae) Komatsu Floodlight-"This floodlight is capable of illuminating large areas, even in the dark" (OMG!! That's as amazing as a newsreader reading the news!) Earplugs-"These earplugs are nontoxic, but they may interfere with breathing if caught in windpipe." (Are you sure? Lets experiment.) RCA television remote control-"Not dishwasher safe." (Did someone do this once...?) Road sign-"Caution: water on road during rain." (No. Shit. Sherlock) On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions-"Put on fork and eat." (No! Really? We're supposed to eat food now?!) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 15 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART: 1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens. 4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror. 9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme. 11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" 12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!" 13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!" 14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" 15.Grab a lot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go" 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Pick the month you were born: Pick the day (number) you were born on: Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: None--because I can't control myself! 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 RANDOM FUNNINESS! I couldn't fix your brakes so I made your horn louder I swear to drunk officer I'm not god! Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you saying ‘Man that was fun!! Let’s do it again!’ (I'll be that friend) One out of four people is insane. Look at three of your friends. If it's not them, it's you "What you're looking for is always in the last place you look" (Me: Well, DUH, smart one! After you find it, you stop looking!) People who say "nothing's impossible" have never tried slamming a revolving door. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide. I'm not so good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks. Some people are like a slinky..not really good for anything, but you can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. Music is like candy-you throw away the rappers. Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe. If life gives you lemons, throw them back at the jerk who gave 'em to ya and demand chocolate. Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Anyone else seeing the irony in this? "Life is short" What? Name one thing you do that is longer than life. "Don't you wish you could have your cake and eat it too?" What is the point of having a cake if you can't eat it. All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative. I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends When life gives you lemons, alter their DNA and make SUPER LEMONS! My friend's the kind of person that breaks the silence at a funeral by screaming "KUNG POW CHICKEN" I'm the kind of girl who will burst our laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. Fergie taught me how to spell delicious and glamorous. But not so much tastey! Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing I'm the kind of girl who would get fired at the M&M's company for throwing out the w's. I'm the kind of girl who gets drunk off soda and loves every minute of it. What the heck is gum made out of? HOW DOES IT DISOLVE! Jeez! I've tortured myself with this for weeks... 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 25 Reasons to Thank my Mother: 1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. 4. My mother taught me LOGIC. 5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. 6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. 7. My mother taught me IRONY. 8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. 9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. 10. My mother taught me about STAMINA. 11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. 12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. 13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. 14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. 15. My mother taught me about ENVY. 16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. 17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. 18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. 19. My mother taught me ESP. 20. My mother taught me HUMOR. 21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. 22. My mother taught me GENETICS. 23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. 24. My mother taught me WISDOM. 25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE. Girls 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list) 1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. 2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink. 3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. 4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. 5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. 6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway 7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place. 8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. 9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures' 10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 FRIENDS AND BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: Will help me find my way when I'm lost. BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions FRIENDS: Will help me learn to drive. BEST FRIENDS: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance. FRIENDS: Will help me up when I fall down. BEST FRIENDS: Will point and laugh because she tripped me. FRIENDS: Will ask if I’m crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will already be burying the loser who made me cry. (Alive or otherwise) FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the body. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 19 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 40 Things I'm not allowed to do at Hogwarts. 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME (first pet, current car): Cat Toyota 2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (fave ice cream flavour, favourite type of shoe): chocolate wedges 3. YOUR NATIVE AMERICAN NAME (favourite colour, favourite animal): purple dog 4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, city where you were born): linda melbourne 5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 of your first name):gu gra 6. SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favourite colour, favourite drink): pink coke 7. NASCAR NAME (the first names of your grandfathers): Michael frank 8. STRIPPER NAME (the name of your favourite perfume/cologne/scent, favourite candy): musk orange stick 9. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME (your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): hogan hon kong 10. SPY NAME: (your favourite season/holiday, flower): Summer rose 11. CARTOON NAME: (favourite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now): Necterine tee 12. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favourite tree): toast gum 0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0oo0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0 12 things you shouldn't say to a police officer 1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas ) 1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc) Opening Credits: Wicked the musical – defying gravity Waking Up: People get ready – human nature First Day of School: Forever and always – taylor swift Falling In Love: Happy ending - mika Fight Song: Don’t go breaking my heart – ella enchanted Breaking Up: Wicked the musical - defying gravity(live) Prom: Can I have this dance – high school musical 3 Mental Breakdown: Good and broken – Hannah montana Driving: Wake up – Hillary duff Flashback: Girls just want to have fun – miley cyrus Getting Back Together: The lion sleeps tonight – the tokens Birth of Child: Superman – miley cyrus Wedding: What it takes – aaryn doyle – camp rock Final Battle: How to save a life – the fray Death Scene: Who will I be - demi lovato Funeral Song: To cool – Tess in camp rock End Credits Hot blooded - foreinger a big shout out to VivaLaTiva, Moolol, NCISabbylover and all the girls on the ten site! I LOVE HUGS!! | |||||||
1. No one smiles quite like you reviewsjust a little poem about Tony's love for Kate and a result of that.NCIS - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-20-09 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete2. Saying a Final GoodbyeSaying Goodbye to a loved one is never easy.NCIS - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Published: 7-20-09 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete3. I Miss You Kate reviewsthis is something i wrote about Abby missing her best friend. Abby's POVNCIS - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-5-09 - Abby S. & Kate T. - Complete4. i love you ever so much reviewsthis is the third of my mini series, big shout outs to VivaLaTiva and Kirsty! hope you like it!NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-4-09 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete5. my love will always be with you reviewsit's the sequel to so, won't you fly with me?...hope you like itNCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-3-09 - Kate T. & Tony D. - Complete6. so,won't you fly with me? reviewsit's a cute poem i was sent my a friend, that i turned in to a oneshotNCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-2-09 - Tony D. & Kate T. - Complete7. NCIS the mini series! reviewsso here are a whole heap of mini NCIS stories, that i wrote in the length of the song that's named above the story! Have Fun! there will be more!NCIS - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4-2-09 - Kate T. & Tony D.8. A Poem about NCIS! reviewswell what can i say, it's a poem about NCIS! guess your going to just have to read and review it.NCIS - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2-28-09 - Complete
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