| DellingSigourney |
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and School of Rock. 'We thought we heard your dulcet tones, Harry.' - Fred and George Weasley I heart books. I love Harry Potter, Twilight and School of Rock. I love fanfiction. Need I say more? Favourite ships: Draco/Hermione, Blaise/Ginny, Luna/Neville. Random things about me: I have a strange attachment to red foxes. My birthday is on 15th December. l- "I never knew what was until it ran out in a red gush over my lips, my hands!" - Queen the Bloodthirsty -l _ I, DellingSigourney, swear to never use seriously offensive, derogatory and vulgar language in any of my fanfictions. Be it thy way, still no curse words shalt be used. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. Stop stereotypes! Copy this list into your profile and add any more that you can think of. Bold any that apply to you, leave ones that don’t in normal. I'm into THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude I'm GAY, so I MUST NOT be accepted by society I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a b-- I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control I'm WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer I SUCK MY OWN BLOOD FROM WOUNDS, so I MUST have a vampire fetish I'm a good actor/actress, so I MUST be a liar I'm a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone's butt I'm a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant I'm a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian I'm a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie I'm INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs I'm a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd or suck-up I have GREEN SKIN, so I MUST be a wicked witch I'm DIFFERENT, so I MUST just want attention I'm an ACTOR/ACTRESS, so I MUST be mean I'm THIN, so I MUST have an eating disorder I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz I HAVE A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be dating them all I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare I'm PUNK, so I MUST slit my wrists I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist I'm IRISH, so I MUST be an alcoholic I WATCH ANIME, so I MUST be a loser I LOVE YAOI, so I MUST be a retard I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a wh-- with a jock boyfriend I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy I LOVE RENT, so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hear crazy God voices in my head I'm AMERICAN, so I MUST be an overweight pig with no boundaries I'm a GIRL, so I MUST suck at all guy sports I like CATS, so I MUST dance like a cat in my spare time I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I SPEAK GERMAN, so I MUST be a psycho Nazi I WEAR GLASSES and RETAINERS, so I MUST be a nerd I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm HALF ASIAN HALF BRITISH, so I MUST be short
I'm IN BAND, so I MUST be a geek I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST be rebellious I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible Iam LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay I HAVE a BIG FAMILY, so WE MUST be financially challenged I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling b. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a wh-- I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ALWAYS SMILING AND LAUGHING, so I MUST have a great life I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention I HANG OUT WITH GAYS, so I MUST be gay too I COPIED AND PASTED THIS INTO MY PROFILE, so I MUST be a plagiarist I like to READ, so I MUST be a nerd IFROWN a lot, so I MUST have a bad life I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I get BAD GRADES, so I MUST be a slacker who doesn't try I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I'm a JEW, so I MUST hate all Germans I like to listen to HANNAH MONTANA, so I MUST be childish and immature I am POLITE to TEACHERS, so I MUST be a teacher's pet I don't have a SOCIAL LABEL, so I must just be Emo. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be Emo. I'm a DJ, so I MUST be extremely talkative. I FOUND THIS LIST AND COPIED IT INTO MY PROFILE IN AN ATTEMPT TO HELP STOP SOCIAL LABELS, SO I MUST HAVE NO LIFE. The above list which has some inappropriate words is edited by me. | |||||
1. Discomfited reviewsDraco invites his friends to the Malfoy Manor while his mother’s ‘away’. What happens when she comes back home unexpectedly and sees them?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,657 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-13-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G.2. Of Black Dresses, Sleeping Disorders and Spying reviewsA cute, fluffy one-shot based on two or three? quotes by Oscar Wilde. Summer/Freddy. Starts off with a shopping distress with Marta and ends off with a kiss. REVIEW.School of Rock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 7-16-09 - Complete3. The Best Chaser reviewsJames Jr. , Albus Jr. and Rose are off to a Quidditch game! James seems to find an interest with a girl from the opposing team... One-shot. I beg you to review.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 7-16-09 - James S. P. - Complete4. Love Me, Hate Me reviewsDraco tells Hermione the meaning of the two simple words. Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 356 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-4-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete5. Boxers reviewsSnape becomes weird for a day and replaces Potions with Truth or Dare. Drabble.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-13-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete6. Trouble Sleeping reviewsHermione has trouble sleeping. REVIEW. PLEASE.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-25-09 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete7. An Argument Over Polyjuice Potion reviewsDraco wants to get out of his Pansy-clinging-to-him-all-the-time life by taking a Polyjuice Potion with Harry's hair in it. But he has to ask his permission first of course. What happens when Hermione Granger knows all about it? DMHG One-shot. My 1st fic.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-19-08 - Draco M. & Hermione G. - Complete