Hello! I'm known as Hollow Mashiro here. I won't give out my real name but you can call me HM, Mashiro, Dragon, or Alvara. I love manga/anime, and writing fan fiction for it (and my other interests) is my biggest hobby, aside from karate.

Update 2/9/13:
Alright. As most of you have probably already noticed, the latest chapter of Twisted Time has been posted. The first real chapter of my Pokemon XD: Gale of Darkness has also been posted. Go check them both out; I've worked really hard on both of them. By the way, I've been really overwhelmed by the response I got for posting the new TT chapter. You all are the greatest readers EVER. Seriously.

Update 2/2/13:
It's still 2011, right? ... 2012? ... Guh. Okay. I don't know how many of you are still following TT (winces) but I've got the rough version of the next chapter typed and it's been edited in raw paper form by three people. Expect something within the next week or two. I'm almost there, both with finishing the chapter and with the fic as a whole. I'll update the rest of my profile as soon as real life allows. For those of you still out there... thank you for your continued support.

Gender: Female

Age: (looks at birth certificate) 17

Location: Texas

Manga/Anime Likes: Bleach, FMA, Yu-Gi-Oh!, D.Gray-Man, Psyren, Inuyasha, Anima, Black Cat, Fairy Tail, Rave Master, Hollow Fields, Soul Eater, and Time Stranger Kyoko

Book Likes: Inheretence Cycle (Eragon), PJO and HoO, Maximum Ride series, Artemis Fowl series, Harry Potter, numerous others that I am too lazy to list, and anything that catches my eye and has a good plot

TV shows/Movies/Cartoons: Star Wars, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Pirates of the Caribbean, Transformers, and numerous others that I am too lazy to list

Games: Legend of Zelda series, Pokémon series, Spyro the Dragon series, Sonic series, and numerous others that I am too lazy to list

Favorite colors: Cerulean blue, other shades of blue, silver, purple, black

Personally, I'm not a fan of gay pairings. I have nothing against gay people, but take straight canon characters and make them gay... It really rubs me the wrong way.

Current published fics in progress:

Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy
Category: Bleach
Status: In-progress
Written chapters: 30 of 31
Rating: T
Pairings: None at the moment, and it will probably stay that way for the rest of the fic. This is an action/adventure fic, and with Ichigo's attention occupied by training, romance is the last thing on his mind.
Summary: When Ichigo comes across a strange object in Urahara's basement, he is transported to the past when Rukia and Renji are entering the Shinigami Academy. Ichigo follows, and chaos erupts! What does this chaos entail, you wonder? Suspicious teachers, loud inner hollows, destroyed kido walls, meddling Vizards, and nosy future traitors. Fun.
Author's comments: This is the main fic I'm working on right now, due to its popularity. I'm trying to get as many chapters out as possible, but between school and other extracurricular activities, updates for any of my fics will NOT be regular, unfortunately...

Leopard Stripes
Category: Bleach
Status: In-progress
Written chapters: 8 of ??
Rating: T (though it probably should be rated M for graphic violence...)
Summary: Izumi Iwate is a Anima. When she is accidentally transported to Karakura Town from Astaria, she discovers the Shinigami and, upon hearing about the war currently in progress, swears to help defeat Aizen. When she becomes a Shinigami, she turns Ichigo's life upsidedown. This is NOT an Ichigo x OC fic.
Author's notes: There's a chapter sitting in an old writing spiral that I need to type up and post...

Shadowfall
Category: Pokémon
Status: In-progress
Written chapters: 3 1/2 of ??
Rating: Currently T, but there is a good chance I'll have to change it to M in the future
Summary: Five years of peace have passed in Orre after the first Shadow Incident. Cipher, assumed defunct, returns to attack Orre. A hero is needed to take the place of the original, absent Snagger. His name? Michael. Pokémon XD: Gale of Darkness novelization.
Author's notes: This is a side project I've been working on in my spare time. I've been having a lot of fun with it. Please note, though, that this won't get in the way of TT. At all. So don't nag me about it, okay?

Current possible works in progress/unpublished works in progress: (There's a poll for this, so vote on it, please!!)

Twisted Time and the Pendulum's Swing (Bleach)

As you can probably guess, this is the sequel to my most popular fic, Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy. After Ichigo gets to test his newfound skills against some of Aizen's Arrancar, he accidentally gets sent to the past again, this time landing 100 years in the past when Urahara's just been promoted. While Ichigo's struggling to deal with Aizen as a lieutenant (and a superior) and eight Vizards who haven't yet crossed the line between Shinigami and hollow, the Soul Society is at a loss in Ichigo's time. How are they dealing with Ichigo's meddling with time and several Shinigami/hollow hybrids that want to help in the war against Aizen?
I haven't done much more than create an outline of the first few chapters for this. It will probably be shorter than Twisted Time and the Shinigami Academy... I'm actually thinking of making this thing a trilogy: Ichigo's two trips to the past and Ichigo's fight against Aizen in the present.

Fire Dragon, Ice Dragon (Inheritance Cycle)

A magical imbalance occurs in deep in the forests of Du Weldenvarden, and fourth dragon egg appears in front of Eragon and Oromis while they are training for the coming war with the Empire. Everyone is surprised when the egg hatches for the most unexpected person, and even more surprised by its differences from normal dragons. And how will Saphira take to the newcomer? No important OCs, other than the fourth dragon.
I started this fic when I was in sixth grade and haven't touched it since. I'd like to get it written out; it's a really cool idea. There's currently one chapter halfway written out and a tentative plot created.

Magic of the Ancients (Yu-Gi-Oh)

There's an imbalance between the Orichalcos and Shadows, and our three favorite Millennium Item holders must pay for it. Atemu's passage to the afterlife is interrupted, and Yugi, Ryou, and Malik find themselves in ancient Egypt with three very disturbed yamis. How did Bakura return, and why is he willing to ally himself with Yugi and Yami? Why isn't Mariku acting insane? Why has Yami's memory flown out the window AGAIN? Meanwhile, Pharaoh Atemu, Thief King Akefia, and the six High Priests are trying to figure who those three youths are that carry all seven Millennium Items, why two of the youths look like carbon copies of the Pharaoh and Thief King, and why the Shadows have little to no effect on the magic produced by those glowing green stones. No pairings.
I have two possible prologues for this written out. I haven't found a single Yugioh time travel fic that isn't centered around a yaoi couple (mostly Yugi/Atemu and Seto/Jounochi), so I decided to try my hand at a fic that is focused entirely around action. Without the guys making out in the background (or foreground, occasionally, BLEGH).

Black Moon, Crimson Tide (Bleach)

This is ANOTHER Bleach time travel story, but it's nothing like the Twisted Time stories/trilogy. The war has been lost. Ichigo is the only survivor. He mourns as Aizen destroys his home and becomes the Soul King. As he looks through the wreckage of Karakura, he stumbles across a secret room under Urahara's demolished training room. The device within activates, sending Ichigo into the past. He rejoices as he realizes he has the chance to save everyone. But not everything goes according to plan, of course...
It's my turn to try this type of fic out. I've had this idea nagging me for so long, and I'd love to finally get it out of my head and onto paper. All I have as of yet is a couple of fight scenes and a vague plot currently, though...

Gray Area (Star Wars/Bleach crossover)

There is no gray in the Force, only white and black. Light and Dark. Jedi and Sith. Or so the Jedi thought. After one of Mayuri's experiments goes awry, two individuals are forcibly thrust from the Soul Society and into a fifth dimension no one had known existed: a galaxy far, far away... Hirako Shinji is found, unconscious, as a nine year old outside of the Temple right before a young Obi-Wan Kenobi challenges Bruck. Years later, another nine year-old boy appears in front of the home of Anakin and Shmi Skywalker - Kurosaki Ichigo. A stunned Jedi Master named Qui-Gon Jinn decides to take this boy back to the Temple, as well as Anakin. Ichigo goes back to Naboo to deal with the Federation blockade, and ends up saving Qui-Gon's life. The Jedi Master lived, but was unable to take Anakin as his next Padawan - he was crippled, and can't move anything from the waist down. Obi-Wan is given the task of training Anakin, while the newly Knighted Shinji has to train Ichigo. Did I mention that both Vizards are amnesiac, and it is driving their zanpakuto and inner hollow/Arrancar insane? Zangetsu, Sakanade, and Shiro are by no means going to be silent while their wielders are trying to deal with the gigantic war that the Jedi are trying to handle. The solution? Teach those close-minded Jedi the meaning of the word 'gray'. Meanwhile, the Soul Society are trying desperately to get two of their greatest fighters back - there's a new threat on the horizon, and only Vizards and Arrancar can handle it.
I have a rather detailed outline of this fic ready, as you can see. I cannot wait to finish the Twisted Time stories/trilogy so that I can get started on this.

Nebula's Secret (Star Wars/Inheritance Cycle crossover)

During a supposedly easy, diplomatic mission, Obi-Wan Kenobi and his padawan Anakin Skywalker are chased from the planet and wind up miscalculating a hyperspace jump. They end up at the Dragon's Nebula, so named for its high-speed winds that tear most budding stars and starships that stumble across it to shreds. Anakin manages to save the craft through brilliant (though suicidal) flying, and the two Jedi are treated to the shock of their lives: within the Dragon Nebula the winds are calm, and a single star system exists within the proverbial eye of the storm. Obi-Wan and Anakin land, as their ship is in desperate need of repairs - there was no way their ship would survive another trip through the Nebula. They land on the only planet in the system that was habitable to life, and land smack dab in the middle of a war between the Light (the Varden) and Dark (Galbatorix). Now, what do you think that they'll do?...
I've been toying with this idea for a while, and I'd love to pursue it after some of my other priorities are taken care of. Don't expect it to be touched in a while, though...

Dragon Fury (Spyro/Inheritance Cycle crossover)

Spyro and Cynder are blasted from their world to another after Spyro puts the planet back together at the end of Dawn of the Dragon. They happen to land in a world with a war brewing and desperately in need of dragons to help them. Spyro and Cynder agree to help the Varden, but are taken aback by all of the differences in this world from their own. The dragons are huge, fire is the only element dragons are supposed to be able to use (and even then all they can do is breathe it; they can't cloak themselves with it and charge their enemies, apparently), and there are creatures called humans, dwarves, elves, and Urgals running around and killing people with swords and magic. Nasuada is at her wit's end: Galbatorix and Murtagh are wreaking havoc on her army and the two baby dragons haven't been growing at all. Spyro and Cynder get fed up by Nasuada's refusal to let them fight, and they end up surprising all of Alagaesia with their strength. Don't judge a dragon by his/her size, Alagaesia...
This fic is about as high on my priority list as Nebula's Secret.

Favorite pairings:

Bleach: Ichigo x Rukia, Orihime x Uryu, Urahara x Yoruichi, Shinji x Hiyori, Toshiro x Karin, Gin x Matsumoto (though I don't mind Renji x Rukia, Ichigo x Nel, and Izuru x Momo)

Avatar: The Last Airbender: Kataang (Katara x Aang), Maiko (Mai x Zuko), Sokka x Suki - basically, the canon pairings. I really don't get why people are so obsessed with Zutara; the creators of Avatar have been nudging Katara and Aang together since the beginning of the series!

FMA: Ed x Winry, Roy x Riza. No other Ed pairings. I hate anything yaoi, Hughes is MARRIED, and I think Rose is a fragile crybaby.

Inuyasha: Inuyasha x Kagome, Sango x Miroku

FACTS YOU MUST NEVER FORGET!

1. English dubbed anime episodes can sometimes be just as good as English subbed.

2. Crazy fangirls are scary.

3. Regular updates on fanfics are VERY nice to readers.

4. Flamers aren't very welcome, and they WILL be rebuked harshly.

5. Perverts are gross. They must be dealt with harshly and fended off with holy water.

6. Growing old, as you know, is mandatory. But you have the chance not to grow up.

7. Animals are cool. If you disagree, think of this - man, scientifically, is an animal. So if you think animals are uncool, you are thereby bagging on yourself.

8. "I am the center of the universe" can be a legitimate claim. The universe is infinite, so there is a likely chance that, wherever you are, you are actually the center of it.

9. Never underestimate the memory of children. Even though they forget where they put their socks, they remember every embarrassing detail about you and can quote every episode of The Suite Life and Hannah Montana at any given time.

Sandal hat party on!!

Random sayings:

Never knock on death's door. Ring the door bell and run like heck. He hates it.

When life gives you lemons squirt the juice in the eyes of your enemy.

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the rest of the world wonder how you made it.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

If you ever got an anime opening or end theme song stuck in anyone’s head, then copy this into your profile!

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!"

They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

Flying is simple, you just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?

Light travels faster than sound, that's why people appear bright until you hear them speak

Some people are like slinkies, good for nothing, but they make you smile when you push them down a flight of stairs.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: 'Directions: Use like regular soap.' (and that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: 'serving suggestion: defrost' (but its only a suggestion.)

Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on the bottom): 'Do not turn upside down' (well...duh, a bit late, huh?)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: 'Product will be hot after heating.' (...and you thought??)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: 'Do not iron clothes on body.' (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: 'Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication.' (we could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid: 'warning: may cause drowsiness.' (and...I'm taking this because??...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: 'For indoor or outdoor use only.' (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: 'Not to be used for the other use.' (Now, somebody out there help me out on this one. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury peanuts:'Warning: contains nuts.' (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines pack of nuts: 'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.' (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: 'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.' (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

Spotted in a toilet of a London office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW.

In a London department store: BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS.

In an office: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD.

Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING—BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window: CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS.

Spotted in a Safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN CAR.

Seen during a conference: FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE CENTER ON THE FIRST FLOOR.

Message on a leaflet: IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS.

On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR—THE BELL DOESN’T WORK.)

I got this from a friend of mine. It's hilarious.
Copied from the label on the back of an actual doormat:
This perfectly fine, if not adequate doormat is made from... (skip) ...
Important things you should know about your doormat:
Warning:Do not use mat as a projectile. Sudden acceleration to dangerous speeds may cause injury.
When using mat, follow Directions: Put your right foot in, put your right foot out, put your right foot in, and shake it all about.
This mat is not designed to sustain gross weight exceeding 12,000 lbs.
If mat begins to smoke, immediately seek shelter and cover head.
Caution: if coffee spills on mat, assume that it is very hot.
This mat is not intended to be used as a placemat. Small food particles trapped in fibers may attract rodents and other vermin.
Do not glue mat to porous surfaces, such as pregnant women, pets, and heavy machinery.
When not in use, mat should be kept out of reach of children diagnosed with CFED (Compulsive Fiber Eating Disorder).
Do not taunt mat.
Failure to comply relieves the makers of this doormat, Simply Precious Home Decor, and its parent company, High Cotton, Inc., of any and all liability.

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (sometimes it is; sometimes it isn't)
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
You own/ed an X-Box. (I want to, but I don't)
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards. (I don't collect sports cards, but do Pokemon/Yugioh cards count?)
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not caring what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night. (sometimes)

TOTAL: 14

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry. (though sometimes I'll wear dragon/Celtic necklaces)
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics.
It takes you around/ more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (If I do have that many, most of them don't fit)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
Like being the star of every thing. (sometimes, sometimes not)

Total: 3

Copy and paste any of the following onto your profile:

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you think those kids should just give the Rabbit his cereal, copy this in your profile!

I solemnly swear that anyone who flames my stories will get a flame back. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE! BEAT OUT THE FLAMES! If you agree (or hate flamers), copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your butt off.

Copy the bunny to your profile to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up a Naruto manga and know exactly which part you're at by reading one bubble. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OGD (Obsessive Gaara Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you have fun mauling a styrofoam plate with a plastic fork and laugh like a maniac while doing it. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

Even when you can’t see him God is there! If you believe in God, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever busted a move/burst into song randomly, copy/paste this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revenant666, darkflame1516, AirGirl Phantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, Anya Urameshi, MyObsessionIsGaara,slytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Hollow Mashiro.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. If you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off at them, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You say Jonas Brothers - I say Linkin Park.
You say Taylor Swift - I say Three Days Grace.
You say Kate Perry - I say Breaking Benjamen.
You say Miley Cyrus - I say Evanescence.
You say Chris Brown - I say Within Temptation.
You say Hilary Duff - I say Nightwish.
You say pop - I say ROCK!!
92 percent of kids have turned to pop. If you're one of the 8 percent who like to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

-I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list. SlightlyBroken (come on someone else has to have done this before too), Katerina, Gaara ish my sexeh beast, SlytherinXprincessX16, XxSandVillageGirlxX, LinkFangirl01, Hollow Mashiro

If you're a 'The Legend of Zelda' fan, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think pocky and/or pucca are addicting, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that needs to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid and obvious question, copy and past this into your profile

If you've ever answered a rhetorical question, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile

Too many people have died because of other's "needs" of fame and fortune. If you care, copy and paste this into your profile

I want child abuse to stop. If you do to, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a "yeah whatever..."moment, copy and past this into your profile

If you believe that the human race is trashing the Earth, and want the pollution/overuse of materials/global warming to be put to an end, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.