Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, and Twilight.
Name: After much discussion with my advisors (me) I decided that even putting up my last name gives away too much about me. So I'm taking it down.
Age: Not telling, but I'm in high school.
Birthday: If you knew that then only 4 of every 1401 people could be me. I won't take those odds. Although for those of you smart enough, those numbers automaticly get rid of Feb 29 so the odds would become 1 out of 365.
Weight: 160 lb.
Hobbies: Reading fanfictions, manga, watching CSI:NY, playing bass guitar, and writing my other story ideas.
Where I live: The closest you get is the U.S.
My other story ideas: You see them when I decide to post them. I do have ideas, and I think they'll be big, but I'm still writing them. They're going to take a while... I have, however, started a collection of Harry Potter stories where at the end, I write in a member of Akatsuki, live or dead, traitor or not. I've got ideas planned out for everyone except Kakuzu.
By the way, for those who keep reading: Yes I do think that I'm crazy.
"I'm a lover, not a fighter; until my back's against the wall. Then I'm insane." -Mr. Alexander (My Religion Teacher)
"Let me tell you boys something: when it comes time to propose, get down on one knee. The girls like that. Then you'd better whip something out and it had better be big. I probably could have worded that better." -Mr. Alexander (My Religion Teacher)
"Can I get a 'Whoa Bundy'? Whoa BUNDY!" -Mr. Alexander (My Religion Teacher)
"I'm strange, I'm wierd, but I know it." -Mr. Alexander (My Religion Teacher)
"Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get." -From 'Forrest Gump'
"Is 200 out of 200 a good score?" -Alex (Classmate)
"Does milk make you grow taller?" -Margeaux (Pronounced mar as in March, go as in... go) (Classmate)
"Cookies." -Justin (My brother)
"It wasn't a burning bush that Moses saw, it was an on-fire-not-burning bush. And what does the on-fire-not-burning bush do? It talks to him. So now it's a talking, on-fire-not-burning bush. Yeah, there's some craaazy stuff in the bible." -Dr.Boyson (My new Religion Teacher.)
Smile. Tomorrow will be worse.
I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.
You're jealous cuz the voices in my head talk to me and not you.
No tresspasing, violaters will be shot and survivors will be shot again.
Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon.
People are boring, they are only amusing if you push them down a flight of stairs.
When life gives you lemons make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.
I AM NOT CRAZY! My reality is just different than yours.
My imaginary friend thinks you have mental problems.
When life gives you lemons squeeze them in somebody's eyes and RUN!
If you are reading this then step 1 of my EVIL PLAN is complete.
I'm perfectly sane, it's the world that's crazy.
I used to have super powers, but my therapist took them away.
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you do succeed, try not to look to astonished.
Insanity is a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world.
I haven't lost my mind -- it's backed up on tape somewhere.
Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tommorow in Australia.
Vegetarian: Indian word for 'lousy hunter'.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Had this been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you wouldn't have been notified.
Tomorrow will be canceled due to lack of interest.
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Order a diet water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won! I won!"
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!
The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me.
Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.
You know, you do this annoying thing where you open your mouth and then these things you call words come out. Yeah like that. Stop it.
I'm not cynical, everything just sucks.
I respect your opinion, I just think it's stupid.
I'm not as dumb as you look.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.
Love your enemies. It gets them really confused.
There are very few personal problems that cannot be solved through a suitable application of high explosives.
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well... basically... your house burned even faster.
Guns don't kill people. I do.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.
To put it nicely, I hope you choke.
A day without sunshine is like... night.
Be OPTIMISTIC... all the people you hate are eventually going to die!!
Heh. I'm looking forward to regretting this
It's always the last place you look. Of course it is. Why the heck would I keep looking after I found it?
I used up all of my sick days...so I'm calling in dead.
Study = Not Fail
The Game: Once you hear (or read) the rules of the game, you are playing the game.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
April 7, 2009: My principle told us all that the girls can't wear skirts or skorts (skirts with shorts underneath) anymore.
April 22, 2009: I have two projects that are coming up. One is due in two weeks!
May 3, 2009: O God! One of them is due tomorrow! I'm screwed...
May 8, 2009: My AP Chemistry test is on Tuesday. I'm going to fail...
May 21, 2009: Finals are coming up. This year went by so fast.
June 5, 2009: Last day of school! Last day of school!
June 10, 2009: I'm done with finals!! Summer vacation!!
June 19, 2008: I've got summer school...damn.
July 4, 2009: I went to the Anime Expo! I got some shirts, a couple pieces of art, and an Akatsuki hat.
July 15, 2009: I saw the 6th Harry Potter movie. Much better than the 5th.
August 3, 2009: I went to take my driving test and was turned away because of a crack in my windsheild. And my permit expires on the 11th.
August 11, 2009: I got my drivers licence! Finally!
August 24, 2009: My first day of school.
August 29, 2009: I think this is the right date... if not, it's one week later. Anyway, I got me a new (used) car!
October 15, 2009: I feel so bad! Over the whole summer break, I didn't even type ANYTHING up with my stories.
Dawn: I felt that I had to write it and expected to get more hate reviews. Seriously, I have one and was told by one of my friends that someone I know wrote it as a joke.
Logic: I was reading another story and the solution just came to me, so I decided to write about it. Although, I was re-reading another story and I saw the same idea. It might have influenced me.
Sharing the Pain: I'm making a collection so there should be about 9 more coming up some time in the future. I was honestly contemplating on killing Harry. Ginny would've also died. I stopped at 'everyone started rushing in', thinking 'should I put cheering or cursing?' Voldemort would've still died, though.
The Second Task (and a Half): The only problem I had with this one was coming up with a name. I didn't want to be calling him 'him' or anything else like that and I couldn't find a way around it.
Too Late: The idea was travelling around in my head for a while. I just had to write it.
I've got two of them and am trying to work on them as much as I can. But to make sure no one takes my ideas before I can put it up, I won't say anything about them.
Like I mentioned earlier, there is a collection that I have planned out. I'll list them by member since I don't have story names yet.
Konan: I have the plan for the story as well as how I'll fit her in.
I've got to say, What the hell?! I just put up Logic and the next morning, it already has over 1/2 of the hits that my other story has had. And its been up for a few months. I didn't even plan it out, I just started typing the story. Dawn took me a while to write down on paper, then revise, then type up, then revise again, then read to myself, and revise one more time... I'm done.
Another thing, I FINALLY got a hate review for my story Dawn, and when I tell my friends about it, one of them told me that he wrote it for a girl as a joke! My first hate review was a joke! I'm pissed!
I started my Akatsuki in Harry Potter collection a long time ago. In Logic, the only reviews that I get are people laughing about Tobi. In Sharing the Pain, no one seemed to understand who Itachi was.
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