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| superstarultra |
Author has written 31 stories for Kirby, Kingdom Hearts, Baten Kaitos, Mario, Haruhi Suzumiya series, Legend of Zelda, Higurashi/Umineko series, Mega Man, and K-ON!/けいおん！. Note: To all who read my stories or just generally keep track of my activities... I know very well about how long my general absence has been. I have not updated You Got HaruhiRolled! for about, what, a year now? I can explain why I have been technically dead for so long. College. I have been getting swamped with essays from my English 103 class and have to soon write one up for my Philosophy class. I thought I would have gotten to write in my spare time, but I just couldn't seem to type out anything. I have so many ideas, and yet, I have trouble putting them to paper. I have also been trying to keep up with the latest animes and games. So I am very, very, VERY sorry if I have been boring you with my state of inactivity. The good news is that school ends for me after June the first. So I will be able to start updating again! ...Or at least do my best to make my update schedule more frequent. For those that have put me on their Favorites and Alerts, I thank you for that. Nothing makes me happier than opening up my inbox in the morning and seeing that someone has selected me or one of my cheesy stories to follow. That's actually the highlight of my day unless it turns out that I'm going to have something great for dinner. That's how pitiable I am. If you want to send me a PM and chat with me, go ahead! I honestly don't mind the timezone you're in. I'm mainly on the computer ALL the time. If you wanna give me a story idea (because I am too lazy and unimaginative to come up with something original myself), ask me a question, or want to know how I am doing, fire away. No matter my problems, I will always brighten up upon seeing a message in my e-mail. The name is superstarultra, and it's great to be here on this wonderful place called Fanfiction.net! I usually hang around on YouTube, but I decided to try my hand at writing fanfics. I'm willing to take comments on my writing so I can improve in future projects. Flames will be taken and used to warm my coco. Take your time, have a frosty beverage, and read a story (preferably one written by me). Current Avatar: Dark Nebula. Ruler of the Underworld and the final boss of Kirby: Squeak Squad. People say he's pathetically easy. HE'S NOT. Random Copy n' Paste Stuff If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. EMBRACE THE INNER NERD! If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever misspelled "the" on either your keyboard, or a paper, or both, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever laughed so hard that you cried and/or peed your pants, copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you run into inanimate objects...and then blame them for it copy and paste this in your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?” copy this into your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway/wall that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If someone actually gave you the answer to said stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a chocoholic copy this into your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever sat in a class and poked the person in front of/behind you just for fun, copy this into your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you have ever said that an anime character is sexy and you love them, copy and paste this into your profile. If your Overly Obsessed with Kingdom Hearts...COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! You know what annoys me? When people create these sentences and ask others to copy and paste them onto their profile. This behavior is technically a chain letter, and those things are technically illegal. If you agree with me that people should not ask others to copy and paste things onto their profiles, then copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list! (Isn't hypocrisy fun?) I've been on Fanfiction.net ever since I heard about it from a friend of mine. That makes it four years now. But I decided to actually join the site so I could corrupt it from the inside out with the power of darkness! I'm just kidding. I enjoy reading about games, anime, and cartoons, but I'll read anything if it'll give me a cheap laugh or two. I also like video games, salty foods, sugary drinks, and your mom. Here's some info about me, you stalkers. Age: 21 Occupation: None Hometown: The Mushroom Kingdom Eye color: Brown (dull color, IMO) Gender: Male (who knows I might not be human at all. I might even be a computer program that has learned to operate on it's own! Or a goat.) Hobbies: Reading, playing video games, eating, coming up with weird crap, chasing the dog, plotting, walking in circles, listening to music, watching you sleep, and reading over the shoulders of other people. Also, your mom. Favorite current game: Kirby's Return to Dream Land. Fandoms I like and plan to maybe write for one day: Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Black Rock Shooter, Future Diary, Death Note, and Neon Genesis Evangelion. | |||||||||
1. You Got HaruhiRolled! » reviewsWatch as a writer with too much time on his hands, places the cast of TMOHS into absurd situations, ridiculous parodies, and scenarios with disturbing dialogue.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 86 - Words: 312,000 - Reviews: 1207 - Updated: 7-7-12 - Published: 7-25-09 - Haruhi S. & Kyon2. Cracks in the SOS Dan » reviewsFive young men and women who live in a world filled with hardships, friendships, relationships... and extreme cases of idiocy. Series of short cracky drabbles. Read on for a much-needed laugh if you want. Rated H for Haruhi! ...Nah, it's rated T.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 59 - Words: 59,804 - Reviews: 475 - Updated: 12-25-11 - Published: 7-30-103. You Got YuiRolled! » reviewsIn a world where slice of life is the key rule, only so many things can go wrong in it. These are some tales of the things that DID. Crack.K-ON!/けいおん！ - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,986 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 9-24-11 - Published: 9-17-11 - Yui H. & Azusa N.4. The Obesity of Haruhi Suzumiya » reviewsAU Crackfic. What if Haruhi was overweight and had to attend a fat camp with her friends? During their escape, they'll encounter senseless crossovers, arguments, and... RUNNING! Parody of weight-gain fics in general. You were warned. On hiatus for now.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,845 - Reviews: 105 - Updated: 1-4-11 - Published: 11-1-09 - Haruhi S. & Kyon5. A Closed, Dead Space » reviewsEven in a world filled with fun and excitement, there is always fear and darkness lurking about in it. Read on for the terrors that happen when the club meetings are over. Horror fic collection.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,579 - Reviews: 123 - Updated: 10-31-10 - Published: 2-16-10 - Kyon & Ryoko A.6. All Done and Dusted reviewsAll alone in his deep and spotless factory, the only small comfort Dust Man had was that he could make everything around him clean and pure. Rated T for some violence.Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-27-10 - Robot Masters - Complete7. Crimson Wave reviewsIn which the SOS Brigade faces the most daunting challenge that has perhaps ever been presented to them in a fanfiction before. Contains OOCness for a reason. Rated T for language and just plain crudeness.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-15-10 - Kyon & Haruhi S.8. Fangs for the Memories reviewsLet's face it, people. I was bound to do this for this fandom anyway. This is in fact a horror story actually. ...And I use the term 'horror' loosely here. Crack.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-26-10 - Tsuruya & Kyon - Complete9. The Straw That Broke the Maid's Back reviewsA deep look into the troubling psyche of Mikuru Asahina... Okay, not really. But, hey, I tried.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 599 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-11-10 - Mikuru A. - Complete10. You Got SasakiRolled! reviewsYou see, this is why my house needs more locks in it. It keeps things like THIS from happening. Try to enjoy. Sasaki sure wouldn't have.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-1-10 - Sasaki - Complete11. Unloved and Uncared For reviewsEveryone can feel emotions... then why couldn't he? Told from the POV of one of the most tragic villains of all: Zero Two. Takes place a bit after the final battle of Dreamland 3 and the Crystal Shards.Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-23-10 - Complete12. The Light Murder Club reviewsWhat's a group of psychotic murderers, hundred-year old lolis, and sadistic teens to do when they get bored of killing? Why, start a band of course! But is the gang ready for the music industry? Or is it the other way around? T because it's Higurashi!Higurashi/Umineko series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,248 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 3-20-10 - Keiichi M. & Shion S.13. Dimentiosweeper reviewsIn which our favorite, murderous clown and a whiny, bratty shape-shifter discover Minesweeper, prompting the former to pull a prank.Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,520 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-17-10 - Dimentio & Mimi - Complete14. The Sensuality of Haruhi Suzumiya reviewsProbably the only romance where Haruhi is with someone that isn't even Kyon, Mikuru, Yuki, or Itsuki. Or in the Brigade. Or completely HUMAN for that matter. And, yes. CRACKFIC.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 3-9-10 - Haruhi S. - Complete15. Cycles reviewsBoth Itsuki and Tsuruya wear their masks when the time calls for them. But when the spotlight shuts off, and the curtain falls, they only have each other in the end. Rated T for language and some OOC thoughts.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-14-10 - Itsuki K. & Tsuruya - Complete16. Bottemless Darkness reviewsShadows are relatively weak Heartless to defeat, right? Then why are they so frightening when the lights go off? Set during Re: Chain of Memories.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-10 - Sora - Complete17. Gears and Springs reviewsAU. When Yuki moved to a new town, she was unable to make any friends. So she made one up, with a clockwork heart made out of gears and springs... Contains some disturbing imagery.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,565 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 1-12-10 - Yuki N. & Ryoko A. - Complete18. Teh Wicked Gawd! reviewsFind out the truth behind the destruction of the annoying and badly-named optional boss of Baten Kaitos Origins. Warning: Contains silliness.Baten Kaitos - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-29-09 - Sagi - Complete19. Geeks are Hawt reviewsSometimes it's the most unexpected of people you expect to start hanging out with one another. Crack pairing: Haruhi Suzumiya and Computer Club President. 30 sentences theme.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-25-09 - Haruhi S. - Complete20. The Whisper reviewsWhat, oh, what did Marluxia say to Sora right before their Absent Silhouette battle that started the death counter? Short little crack fic.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 227 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-30-09 - Sora & Marluxia - Complete21. Emori Kimidori » reviewsWhen she discovers what a useless minor character she is, Emiri Kimidori does the unthinkable... SHE GOES EMO! Can Kyon and the others snap her out of it or will Emiri be doomed to a life of razorblades, bad poetry, and eyeliner? ...Maybe.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,563 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-4-09 - Emiri K. & Kyon - Complete22. Monkey See, Monkey Do reviewsWritten as part of a dare. Fujiwara receives something interesting from a certain humanoid interface...Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-16-09 - Fujiwara & Kuyou S. - Complete23. MAH BOI reviewsThis fanfic is what all true warriors strive for! Rated T for some language.Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 9-10-09 - Link - Complete24. Koopa Hotels reviewsWell, dear reader, are you in the mood for a tale of absolute terror? Rated for minor cussing.Mario - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-21-09 - Mario & Luigi - Complete25. Porcelain reviewsThe SOS Brigade aren't the only characters to develop feelings for one another... Crack pairing: Fujiwara and Kuyou Suou. 30 sentences theme.Haruhi Suzumiya series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-17-09 - Fujiwara & Kuyou S. - Complete26. Road Rage reviewsAlso known as why Wiggler never appears as a driver in the Mario Kart series. Rated T for some language.Mario - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-30-09 - Enemies & Daisy - Complete27. Dessert Time reviewsOur favorite Lunar Diviner has found himself the target of a very nasty prank.Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-25-09 - Saïx & Zexion - Complete28. Beating reviewsDrabble. If only Seph and the others hadn't taken so long to get back from Cujam...Baten Kaitos - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-17-09 - Wiseman - Complete29. The True Arena reviewsWhat a boring day for Kirby... Hey what's on that flyer?Kirby - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 447 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-24-09 - Complete30. Names reviewsDemyx finds himself in an interesting situation...Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-15-09 - Axel & Xaldin - Complete31. Miniboss Poems reviewsA collection of poems featuring the baddies from Kirby. Mini-bosses need love too!Kirby - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 344 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-23-08 - Complete
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