Okay before I start this. I want this to be known of all the fics I make. All to most are yaoi/lemony goodness. And unfortunately they have cursing in there too. Now the reason of why I say this is because if I get kicked off my account... I might have to kill something. I worked hard on all 21+ stories. And it'll be a cold day in the wellknown firey place if I have to restart anything.

Two straight (as in the main characters are straight) stories: Hinata's Love: GaaHina. It says Love (Crossover): Gaara/Raven.

There are about several stories that have pregnant guys running around. I like that... it's just so cute. They range from highly described to implied.

This goes for all my FANFICTIONS: I DON'T FRICKIN OWN THEM! IF I DID THERE WOUD BE LOTS OF CHANGES. AND I WOULD NEVER BE ABLE TO STAY WITH ONE TOPIC! AND I LOVE SOUL CALIBUR!! ALL OF THEM, not that i own any of them.

About me: You can call me Naa-chan. I am random, loud, and blunt. If I don't like you then you're going to know. If I want to be your friend, then I'm going to try. If I no longer want to be your friend (which is rare) then you're going to know that too!

Clothes wise you wouldn't suspect that I was a happy go-lucky person. You would probably think that I was going to slap you for looking at me too much. I usually have my hoodie on, what can I say? I like my heavy clothing.

Lets see... I have a short temper. Even though I'm friendly I do have my angry moments. When that happens, people tend to aviod me. I don't know why, I guess its because I have an evil glare. But I'm never angry for long.

I don't/can't hold grudges, mostly because I have horrible memory. That and because I think their pointless! I curse more when I'm happy. When I'm upset, I'm like dead quiet. I am sometimes violent...

I find arguing very enjoyable. Its easy to make me laugh! I don't need a reason for the things I say or do, its just what I like to do. I like to read and write. I like yaoi and I like to write it. Sometimes i go for yuri, if its written really good. I don't write it because I'm uncomfortable with saying words that have to do with the female anatomy.

Favorite colors: PURPLE, RED, BLACK, AND BLUE. I dislike bright colors like green and yellow. I cannot stand the color orange.

Four random facts about me: I never broke a single bone in my body. I have a weird sense of humor. I don't like things in order. I love any fighting video game.

Animes/Cartoons that I like: Teen Titans, Naruto, Inuyasha, Ouran Host Acedemy, Yu-Gi-Oh (the original one. I hate all the other Yu-Gi-Ohs. They are insults to the show), Digimon (the one with Kouji), Devil May Cry, and Tokyo Mew Mew. I just remembered about Fairly Odd Parents and DN Angel!

Weird fact about the shows that I like: I don't know a single name of anyone on Tokyo Mew Mew.

Favorite Characters: Gaara, Neji, Kaiba, Joey, Beast Boy, Raven, Diasuke, Mori, Hunny, Tira, Talim, Hikaro and Karou, Satoshi, Dark, Dante, and Sakon/Ukon

Quote: Every one is a queen. Queening is a natural thing. Will Smith queens. Wesley Snipe Queens. Bill Clinton Queens. To queen is just to address a bad with a little style wit and grace. I don't remember who said it. It was in a book I read.

Pairings that I like. They are not in order and they are from different shows:

NaruGaa

Mori x Hunny

Dark/Daisuke

Hikaro x Karou

Kankuro x Sakon (not Ukon)

SasuGaa

Satoshi x Daisuke

SasoGaa

Edward x Jasper

SessInu

InuSess

Kankuro x Kiba

GaaHina (the only striaght couple that I like with Gaara as the guy)

Kaiba x Joey

James x Jasper

Alice x Bella

Jacob x Edward

Robin x Beast Boy

Cyborg x Beast Boy

Cryborg x Bumble Bee

Kyle x Stan

Slade x Robin

Kouga x Inuyasha

NaruSasuGaa

NejiGaa

KakaIru

Fact about the couples I like: Gaara and Jasper must be uke. I will like any yaoi couple with Gaara. I don't know why I like it like that, but eh. Kankuro, Kakashi, James, Cyborg, and Jacob MUST be seme

Things I hate (on fanfiction):

Authors that tend to stop their fics and NEVER continue them. If you are going to stop then why start?

Perfect endings. I don't want people sad and crying but God Dang it! 'Happily Ever After's just suck! Not that I think anyone is a bad writer. I just perfer not to read a happily ever after tale.

seme Gaara. Not much to add to that!

stories that start out good then steadily get worse. I haven't seen anything like that here but I've heard of them.

Hype Gaara. Unless he just murdered an entire race or some good thing (and i mean good) happened, then no.

A story that is all out predictable. If I can actually guess every single thing that a character does then it's a big fat... NO! I don't like predictable- not now and not ever. It's probably why I never like romance/disney movies.

Flames! you knew that you weren't going to like it. You knew it was something that you were going to disapporve of, so why the HECK did you go to it? Huh? Why?! Just so that you can bad mouth people's hard work? Or to give yourself entertainment?

I love the show HOUSE MD!

Fill out #s 1-12 with names of people from fanfiction material and answer the questions

1- Kankuro

2-Sakura

3-Kakashi

4-Gaara

5-Iruka

6-TenTen

7- Neji

8- Hinata

9-Temari

10- Naruto

11- Itachi

12- Lee

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Sadly... yes

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Hell Yes! Gaara is the most uber hot guy on the show and he's the cutest!

3) What would happen if Three got Four pregnant?

There baby would be scary, cute, and strong! And I'd wonder why the hell Kakashi was cheating on Iruka with Gaara. Although KakaGaa is banging... next question please!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Yes!

5) Would Two and Eleven make a good couple?

Alot of people would say yes. But I disagree. I do not like the bumble gum wrapper going after the hottest Uchiha! AKA ItaSaku.

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?

O.o... they are both DISTURBING! either incest or rape? Iruka/Hinata or Naruto/Iruka? I'd die before I chose.

7) What would happen if One walked in on Five and Six having sex?

Kankuro would call the cops on Iruka and save TenTen because that couple is just wrong.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fic.

Kakashi was walking down the street on his birthday when he spotted Naruto stuck in a suggestive position in a maids outfit. As the pervert and birthday boy, he had to take action. Although part of him wanted to know why he was in a maids outfit first of all...

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

NO!

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Fuzzy Brows, Long Hair

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Demon/Multiple Personality came out and wanted to be seme for once and decided that brother would be the best thing.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

No put I would

13) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion?

"Iruka! This is going to be great material for Jariya!"

14) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

"Superwoman" by Alicia Keys.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Violence, cursing, love triangle, and threesome

16) What might be a good pick-up line for 1 to use on Two?

"I'm like Pinocchio, only its not my nose that gets bigger"

17) How emo is Seven?

Just slightly! Neji is just the type of person that has the 'rant' voice. Everything he says is depressing and rant-like. But I LOVE HIM!!

Favorite singers: P!nk, Destiny's Child, Three Days Grace, Missy Elliot, Beyonce, India.Arie, Vivian Green, Kelly Clarkson, Reba, Kelly Rowland, Evanescene (I LOVE HER), and Justin Timberlake. And Mary J Blige

Favorite songs: Never to Late (Three Days Grace), Gotta Be Somebody (Nickleback) Family Portrait (Pink), Gotta Go Gotta Leave (Vivian Green) Rainy Days (Mary J Blige ft Ja Rule), Nasty Girl (Destiny's Child), Broken (Amy Lee and Seether), Date Rape (Sublime), Right Here (Brandy) My Love (Justin Timberlake), I am not my Hair (India.Arie) Music Make you Lose Control (Missy). I hate this part right here by (the pussycat dolls).

THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

GAARA! Temari. Neji. Sasori!

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

Any couple in which Gaara is the uke. As long as he's uke, there's nothing that can upset me. And TemaHina.

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Yaoi... i don't really like the hentai (most of them are sakura)

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Nope, would never have the time.

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

Two mangas. Gaara wallpaper thing. Naruto Shippuden 4. Uzumaki Chronicles. Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2... erm... Gaara plushie.

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

... I'm a Gaara fan but he's too uke for me to want to be with him... thats a good thing btw. But I wouldn't mind dating... Neji for a bit.

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

KibaHina. I don't want to explain. Besides, Gaara OWNS Naruto... sorry Hinata. Besides its not like she can be close to him without fainting!

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

... I'm not going for Sasuke being seme... I HATE Sakura... she's bumblegum and he's duckbutt... so... SasuNaru.

9) Which team is your favorite?

... Team Baki... although I hate Baki... his team is kick-butt.

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

omg! i juss realized that Obito and Tobi have almost the same letters!...

sorry... well no. Tobi is NOT OBITO!!

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

UH... DUH! they look EXACTLY ALIKE! come on pplz! get some brains!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori! Because he's a redhead puppet thats SMEXY!!

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I'm not really sure... he's a great seme... for my fav uke... but... I don't like him... so... erm... no comment?

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

no. shippuden made me mad when two certain redheads died and a certain pink haired ninja is the reason for one of those redheads. and there are too many fillers. other than that i've seen about everything.

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

hm... no.

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

if he doesn't then i'm tinker bell... (i'm not)

17) Sub or dub?

dub!

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Anti. That is all.

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Annoyingly funny!

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

yes. the guy with the orange mask. everyone says that he's really Manadra Uchiha, kage of the MIST! and the REAL leader of Akatsuki.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

dont you... what... the... you... ugly nerd...

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Neij and Gaara. Neji's already has the face going but gaara has the body.

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

WEIRD!! But his fighting is AWESOME!!

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

Cute and blushing Gaara. It would be priceless!

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

... DUH!

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

Yupperz!

27) Do you like lemons?

YES AND PROUD OF IT!! FOR EATING AND READING

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

My mom humors me... that is all.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

... i don't knw... i don't think so...

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

YES!

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

nope!

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

erm... no... i can't draw at all.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

again... i can't draw...

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

a little. i started getting better grades in english (write too much). worse in math, distractions.

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Nope. i'm always broke.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

hm... YES.

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

... Isn't Pein the Akatsuki leader? I mean he has orange hair and those sexy piercings! he looks NOTHING like Minato!

38) Do you ever draw Naruto fan art?

nope. i still can't draw.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

No. He looks like a transexual which with duck wings to match his duck butt... i never found him sexy...

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

Yes but they are either children or only briefly mentioned.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

uh... am I allowed to lie? then no... ((gets strucked by lightening))

Type of Movies: horror and comedy. I hate romances. They are cheesy and very unlikely. I also hate Romeo and Juliet. Its a horrible story/movie/play. Well from one point it's horrible. But the actual... writing is wonderful. I love Shakespeare.

don't even say that bull that its a beautiful story about two soulmates. That is a lie! Its a story about two, naive KIDS that wanted to show that they were all grown up. They wanted to disobey their parents. And Romeo was a little ho, first he was in love with that first girl that rejected him. Then he wanted to go to the 13 girl that had an arranged marriage with some guy who would have took care of her and showed her how to work for herself. And then when they didn't get their way they had the AUDACITY to KILL themselves! Oh god don't get me started on that!

I'm going to stop now, I probably just lost more readers by saying all that.

I like the Scary Movie series. They are very funny and funny. I love the Saw Series, they are gory and graphic.

Favorit Authors: Elizibeth Lowell, Stephine Myers, Stephen King, and Alice Walker.

If you haven't guess yet, I am a girl.

~Stories~

Unfaithful: Well that should be a few more chapters. It's nearly done in like three long chapter full of action and surprise. That sounds cheesy. I got the idea of this story by talking to NaruGaaFan. We were being sarcastic but as you can see the story came out anyways. You can't say that you can't imagine things going something along those lines minus some... Mpreg-ness! If Sakura was dating anybody, no matter how good they were! Once Sasuke is back what is she going to do? Go ahead and tell me! HOWEVER!! I'm trying not to make Sakura too much of a bad guy. I know there is no saving Sasuke. He's already going to Hell and well... no saving him... Naruto is gonna have more part. Neji and Shikamaru will have less part until the like... ending. Hm... can't say much more but I WILL update soon... as soon as I get my grades back up...

Twice: Now... about Twice. It was gonna be a one-shot. I seriously didn't expect to continue with that one. But I'm goin to continue it as soon as I finish one other story. Other characters will start to appear in the more chapters and it will become more understanding. If Gaara will stop being cold or not... I'm not really sure. But it gets really deep and... wow no other words. I have no idea WHY this story came to my mind. I really just wanted to do an all out lemon/fruit named story. That was the objective but people told me to continue. So I'm going to continue.

Truth or Dare: Now if you ask me as to WHY this isn't done... I'm going to shrug. I don't know why it's taking me so long to finish a simple chapter. But I'm getting there. I guess because the last chapter is the shortest of them all and... its getting on my nerves. I guess I shouldn't have put so much detail into the one before. Ah well, what's done is done. I just hope that I'm satisfied with the last chapter... which I decided to end between happy and just plain WRONG!

Problem Prep: ... see what had happened was... when I started this I had a no real idea with what I was doing. I mean, I had a... hint of something but it was coming out wrong. Then I started to grasp something but its like in the middle of the damn story and I don't really want to change anything. I thouht of that story back on DeviantArt. Thought I might've been... high out of my mind (don't smoke)! I have a good idea how I want to end it and a sex seen clawing at my head... but yeah. It will be updated eventually. And it's going to have more than 15 chapters.

Prince Lee: Just as I was going to give up on this story! I added a chapter that made me proud. Who cares if Iwas barely keeping my head above the water while writing that!? I like my most recent chapter. There will be no lemon in that one. Hm... do I have a LeeGaa with Lemon? Okay if I don't then Prince Lee WILL have lemon. Anyway, it officially has a straight plot. I got this idea while thinking that this kid was going to get caught stealing. I mean I saw something in his hand and then it disappeared in the next moment... hm... and no... me don't feel guilty.

It says Love: the good ole Gaara and Raven... yeah... Nothing to say... It won't be updated until I can think about another chapter. I'm actually shocked that people are so taken up with the fic... its a strange story. I mean, they aren't even from the same place. But apperantly I'm the only one that thought that since no one else has complained.

I TOLD you it wasn't ME!: Also a strange story. I had to be out of my mind making this one... but I'm going to stick to it until... well I'm just going to stick to it. It's supposed to be a mystery, killing story. There are too many couples for me to actually list... but there's yaoi and yuri.

Hinata's Love: not much to say. I guess I don't think about the straight stories as much. It will be updated soon. As soon as people stop sending me... silly things. I mean serious! I asked something specific peoplez! I know that it's my story but... oh who am I kidding?! With one of my muses disappears I am up sh's creek without even a spoon to paddle with!

Hate Love: I'M ALMOST DONE!! ONE MORE CHAPTER!! You won't believe how hard it was for me to make another chapter. Anywayz, this story was originally used to anger someone. You see my friends are die-hard I'd-kill-the-first-person-to-insult-Twilight type of fangirls. To mess with their emotions I decided to make to yaoi/slash fics. Of course I used MY favorite character! I love JASPER!! I really don't like Twilight though... it's an insult to vampires... sorry but it's a nice, cheesy story. And Jacob is hot so that makes everything better.

Baby's Back: I completely forgot about this. I have plans for this... but I have to alter them since I didn't give them enough time for the ages to work with me... they are working against me and it's not cool. I have to alter the plot line... a lot. This story was just the sequel to Baby Shower. You know I ended that really sadly.

Gaara's Heat: this... hm... almost done in about two chapters. I just wanted to do a SaiGaa fic. And people seem to like it. I had fun with this story. I actually got this idea from a picture I remembered. It was an Angel rising out of water looking all majestic and such... that and because I have a strange, perverted mind.