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Uh, I'm sixteen this year end and I like books and stories. The longer the better. Never really liked short stories. They always end too fast. 98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile. If you have a tendency to talk to yourself post this in your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that ROCKS, put this in your profile. Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you like explosions and/or fire, copy and paste. Homophobia is wrong. C+P if you agree. I'm sarcastic, always, and I love it. If you're against abortion, except in extreme circumstances (e.g. rape, serious foetal illness) copy and paste. If you’re against child abuse (in any form) copy and paste this into your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?" If you are against animal testing/abuse/fur/ect, copy and paste. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you don't actually like people very much, copy and paste this into your profile. I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. Stereotypes are wrong people. Ditch 'em Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If they are right... copy and paste this into your profile. My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this to your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile. If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile. If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what are you doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, and start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say some completely random thing, like," Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb-war with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings and tape them on your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you giggle upon finding out that Edward has gone to the Volturi, because it was stupid for him to take second hand information. Crazy is when you wish your boyfriend's name was Jasper or Edward. Crazy is when you sit for hours on end talking about Edward with your friends. Crazy is when one of your friends come up to you and says "He is so completely gorgeous!" and you know exactly who their talking about because your brain is no longer set on English, but Twilight. Crazy is when all your friends are scared of you because you are so hyper. Crazy is when you threaten your friends with a free trip to Italy and a vampire mafia if they don't read Twilight. Crazy is when your friend calls you crazy, you tear up a little and tell them that was the nicest thing they ever said to you. Crazy is when one of my greatest ambitions is to jump off a building to see how it'd feels to fly. If you are crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile If you get bored easily post this on your profile. If you have no willpower post this onto your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post on profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile! If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile ok the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile. If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile. If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don't just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile. If you think 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they spread their 6-AM cheer to Martians, copy and paste this to your profile. If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile. If you get way too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out, copy this into your profile If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever wondered why the heck Canadians and Americans have to spell 'colour' differently, and use different units of measurement, copy this to your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are bored and like to write stuff, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!! now for semoehtnig itnresitng... i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty If you could read that put it in your profile. You know you live in 2008 when... 1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics. 2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace. 4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer. 7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling. 8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this. 9. You were too busy to notice number five. 10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five. 11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12. Put this in your pro if you fell for it. You know you did. Dorky Sayings: 1.You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you. You know you’re obsessed with crime dramas if… 1. GIL GRISSOM LIVES ON!! 2. Jason Gideon never really left. He just likes to hide in Aaron Hotchner’s desk. 3. The thought of Abby Scuito and Penelope Garcia meeting makes you literally lol. 4. Greg Sanders and Abby are the coolest lab techs you’ve ever seen. 5. Elliot Stabler and Olivia Benson are meant to be together no matter what the writers say. 6. You (like Derek Morgan) believe Spencer Reid knows everything, no matter how much he says he doesn’t. 7. Every conversation you have ends up talking about last nights episode of –insert crime show name here- no matter what topic you started out with. 8. Frank still scares the living daylights out of you, even if he was supposedly hit by a train. 9. Warrick Brown and Catherine Willows are also meant to be together and if he hadn’t been shot, they would be. 10. You’ve always wanted to know what Gibbs’s coffee tastes like. 11. Kate didn’t die. She’s just on a permeant vacation. 12. You wanted to kill Ari too. 13. Ducky’s storied have also gotten on your nerves. 14. Morgan and Garcia’s conversaton’s are the highlight of your evening. 15. You’ve always wanted to see Grissom and Reid have a ‘Who can spout out the most obsure facts’ contest. 16. It drives you nuts that Calleigh isn't with SOMEONE, either Eric or Horatio. 17. You know that Hodges and Wendy are inevitable. 18. You actually look up half the stuff you hear to see if it's an actual forensic technique. 19. You've always wondered if Hodges actually stalked Grissom at one point in time. 20. You always make sure that you're stove is off before you put any liquid on it at all. I mean, we still don't know what was in the green glass Catherine put inder the fume hood... 21. If someone askes you about an episode of -insert crime show name here- you can tell them the name of the episode, what season it's in, and an eerily accurate description of said episode. 22. When you're in a situation and you think, "What would Derek Morgan do?", you have the sudden urge to break down a door... 23. Same with Leroy Jethro Gibbs... 24. If a marathon of -insert crime show name here- you know three weeks in advance and make plans accroding to it. 25. You never ever make plans with someone if -insert crime show name here- has a new episode on that night. 26. You really want the board game Hodges made even if he bugs the crap out of you. It looks freakin' awesome! 27. After watching NCIS for so long, you now understand what McGee and Abby are talking about most of the time. 28. You have the six-minute long "Who Are You" song on your iPod and listen to it regualrly. 29. You plan on getting the official NCIS CD and downloading it to your iPod or already have. 30. Being buried alive is now one of your worst fears. Things to Know and Questions to Think About If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight? If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If corn oil is made from corn, here do we get baby oil from? If rabbits' feet are so luck, then what happened to the rabit? A day without sunshine is like...night. There is such thing as a glass that never breaks. It's called plastic. xx I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year (or ever). I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, fanpiremari, Katherine-Flynn, 2insanepeople, Drifting.Through.Black, PerhapsSamson Even when you can't see Him, God is there. If you believe in God put this in your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you are on fanfiction.net for some other reason than writing pure romance fics or totally rearranging the original story because some slash romance story didn't happen, and you're getting tired of the people who are, copy this and paste it onto your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz,sk8rchickmax, Sammi, Nukagirl, Wolfy the Ironic Ninja, F. D. Tamms CrazyGirl99, Scarlet Masquerade, theatrical-expressions, JoeMerl, PerhapsSamson If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. Deo Ducente Nil Nocet. "Nothing can harm us when God leads us." If you believe this, copy and paste it into your profile. If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile. A large percent of writers don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to SLUG them, put this in your profile. If you're Defying Gravity, and no one can pull you down, copy this into your profile. If you get a kick out of explosions, put this in your profile. If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. (Actually most of that time is spent in la-la land...) If you have ever gotten a song stuck in your head that you only know a few words to, and then gotten so fed up that you looked the lyrics up online just so that you could have something else stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think "mpreg" is disgusting and sick and wrong, copy and paste this into your profile, then add your name to the list: Ankaara666, JoeMerl (Oh, come on, you all know it is. Not that that makes any story with it unreadable.), PerhapsSamson Cow farts are responsible for the emission of most of the planet's methane gas. If you think that those vegetarian people are actually polluting more than the normal cow-consuming person, copy and paste this into your profile, and then go eat a hamburger. If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you already have a gajillion of these "copy this into your profile" things, copy this into your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile. One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. A good friend will say, "If you fall, I'll help you up." A best friend will say, "If you fall, I'm going to laugh so hard." A friend will visit you if you're in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend will be in the cell sitting next to you and say, "Dude! That was AWESOME! Let's do that again!" If practice makes perfect and no one's perfect, why practice? I'm nobody. Nobody's perfect; therefore, I'm perfect. Saw it. Wanted it. Threw a fit. Got it. A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water. You remind me of my husband (boy who had a crush on me, actually) execpt you're not buried in the backyard. There is no "I" in team but the is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM... The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you. You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor. I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/paper/scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you. You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid. If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people. I'm not insensitive, I just don't care. When the going gets tough, the tough get duct tape. I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? The longer I live, the more convinced am I that this planet is used by other planets as a lunatic asylum. Some people think I'm insane. If you've ever been called insane before, copy this and put it in your profile. If every time someone asked you about what Maximum Ride was about you gave them a crazy look saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you, copy and paste this in your profile. 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school? Dumb man fish on land, smart man fish on boat, dead man fish in middle. The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal. Strange is only a matter of perspective. When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous. I reject your reality and substitute it with my own. (Mythbusters) I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. I have short term memory loss. ~Murphy's 15 Other Laws... 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear 2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 3. He who laughs last thinks slowest. 4. A day without sunshine is like. . . well, night. 5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 6. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting 9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, 10. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 11. The things that come to those who wait, may be the things left by 12. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish 13. Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries. 14. The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in the dark. 15. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. WARNING: Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff. Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. If you've ever pushed on a door marked pull or vice versa, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it. If you have ever had a random crush on a cartoon character, copy this onto your profile. If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile. If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile. Some people blame our generation, but have they ever stopped to think WHO raised US? We're all gonna die but I got a helmet. When nothing goes right... Silence is golden. I'm not RANDOM. You just can't think as FAST as me! "I have the cape. I make the WOOSH noises!!" I'm not as random as you think I salad. (nods) THINGS YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR DURING SURGERY #1 - Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that? If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile! We're only young once, but with humor we can be immature forever. If you're going to get into trouble for hitting someone, you might as well do it hard. After a game, the king and the pawn go in the same box. If all is not lost, where is it? Sarcasm- the chosen weapon. If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for patience.. Where there's a will, I want to be in it. If we quit voting, will they all go away? Procrastinators unite tomorrow, bad spellers untie today. IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it. Despite the high cost of living, it remains popular. It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off. For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. When life hands you lemons, throw them at people. Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way. Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious. Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for. If you think copying and pasting ruins the natural human ability to type in coherent sentences, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think copying and pasting is a complete waste of time and finger movement, copy and paste this into your profile. ~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~ 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. If you never thought you'd succumb to the copy-and-pastes, copy and paste this into your profile. | |||||||
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