"Imagination is more important than knowledge." -Albert Einstein

I'm the Kazakage. I rule all ferret nin's stories. Review her stories or DIE!! -Gaara

Name: ferret assasin nin

Age: 15

DOB: 11/29

Common thoughts: "What's the point to writing if you have nothing to wirte about?"

Likes: Music, food, writing, reading, daydreaming, sleeping, my friends and family.

Dislikes: Cocky people, Jerks, Arses, animal crulity, working, cleaning my room, reports.

My Dream: That is for me to know and for you to never find out.

Hope: To become a great writer and learn how to draw.

Favorite Quote of all time: "The only thing that interfers with my learning is my education." -Albert Einstein

Stories in Progress: The Dark Streets, Just What I Want, Sensei and Student, To Seek Love or To Seek Ruin, and Nightlove, Nightmares

Please keep tuned as my profile and story satus will change from time to time.

Notes:

Chapter 7 of TDS is finally up! I'm now working on Chapter 8 where the big fight will finally take place. I just now got over a really bad case of writer's block and will still continue to work on The Dark Streets. Please don't give up in waiting.

As of today, The Dark Streets has gain plenty of popularity and I'm willing to continue it since so many of you wish it to be so.

Just What I Want has been more delayed than I have wanted it to due to the lateness of Ch. 8 of TDS. I will be continuing it, so please don't give up in waiting. Also, the 2nd chapter is under some editing.

Sensei and Student is shaping up very nicely and I'm still working a few rough patches. Please be patiant and alert for the next chapter.

I'm working on the 2nd ch. Nightlove, Nightmares now so please don't think I've given up on it.

I'm going to work on the next chapter of To Seek Love or To Seek Ruin today as well as a few of my other stories that haven't beenupdated in a while.

My Rewards

For those that Review: Have a cookie!

For those that added any of my stories to your alert list: Have a 2 cookies!

Those who added any of my stories to their favs: have a cookie and a half!

Those who put me on their author alert list: Have 3 cookies!

As for the rest: You still get a cookie cause you all help me on my way to making awsome stories! Yay!

Thank you for all that read my updates, stories, and keep giving me reviews, favs, and alerts. It really motivates me to finish stories.

Did you know? 10 things you should know about ferret assassin nin

1. Did you know I'm an emo/opitimist/alt. rock lover and believe in God as my savior?

2. Did you know that the only time i believe in abortion, or that it is right, is when the women was raped and doesn't want to be reminded of said rapist?

3. Did you know that I stand firm in my beliefs and my friends always seek me out for advice because I'm very understanding? Despite me being emo and sometimes apathetic? Also that I joke and laugh and act hyper and lively even though I'm emo?

4. Did you know that in my darkest hours, I pray to the Lord in my head and always talk to him silently during all times of the day, week, month, year?

5. Did you know that even if I don't always go to church, that I still enjoy doing good in the world and look for help when I can't do things on my own?

6. Did you know that when I find out someone is a self-mutilator that I help them, but never judge them?

7. Did you know that I look to Edgar Allan Poe for advice in writing my stories and that it is his stories that got me into writing?

8. Did you know that I have several friends and many of them I have tons of faith in?

9. Did you know that I curse and I am still a strong Christain at heart?

10. Did you know that even though I sometimes see my life is at its end that I always think about my friends and family and lean on them?

I tell you this because I want to make a point: Never judge someone by what they do, say, think, write, or draw. Because, even if I'm emo and some people think this is bad and that I'm not truly a christian, I still find the courage to state my beliefs and hold strong? Check out Paramore's (the band's) bio and you'll be surprised the power of emo/punk/rock music.

Here's a really neat thing I found on someone's profile.

This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't.- I believe in God!!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it

Here's more things i found on other ppls' profiles!!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that stayed with rock, put this in your profile

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile.

Normal by it's own definition does not exist. If you believe this, copy and paste in your profile.

SEVERUS SNAPE IS GOOD! I STAND BY MY GREASY HAIRED POTIONS MASTER! POST THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND SPREAD THE TRUTH!

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don’t believe in stereotypes, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just one review, paste this into your profile.

Some of my own things

If you've ever told a teacher you don't remember the last time you were in their class and what you did in it, copy and paste this into your profile. add a name, ne? -Ferret nin

Have you ever just tripped over air? If so, don't be surprised. It's a common thing among all humans. If you agree with this, copy and paste as you please.

The glass of water is half-full. I say Half-empty. if you agree--or you jsut don't care either way--copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wondered how sane you truly are, or actually lookd up "sane" jsut for the hell of it, copy and paste this anywhere!

Ever felt the need to dress up in a panda suit, buy a bamboo stick, go to your friend's house, kick the door in, and then run off just to see what would happen? copy and paste this immeaditely! The sake of pure randomness is at stake!

NOTE: I'M NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS WHEN HYPER!! BEWARE!! LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO!!

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if u just now focusd on the dot, congradulations!! by focusing on the dot, you now hav discoverd you don't pay attention. cheers! XD

Recent Addictions: Criminal Minds, House, M.D., Black Cat, Moonlight, CSI:Miami, and The Mentalist

Criminal Minds favs (parings included)

Spencer Reid, Derek Morgan, Pennelope Garcia, J.J, Aaron Hoctner, Rossi (SR/DM, DM/PG, SR/JJ, SR/AH)

House, M.D. favs (parings included)

Robert Chase, James Wilson, Thirteen, Cameron, Gregory House, Lisa Cuddy (RC/GH, Huddy, RC/JW, GH/JW)

Black Cat favs (parings included)

Sven, kidTrain, Keiko, Eve (no major ones)

Okay, now that that's cleared, let me list off my fav parings, least fav parings, fav characters, and least fav characters.

Naruto: Fav. Characters

Shikamaru

Kakashi

Iruka

Naruto

Hinata

Hayate

Choji

Genma

Anko

Kiba and Akamaru

Sakura (Shippuden only)

Tobi

Deidara

Hidan

Neji

Lee

Garaa

Temari

Shino

Izumo

Kotetsu

Jiraya

Least Fav. Characters

Orochimaru

Zetsu

Kabato

Pain

Kazaku (creepy zombie guy. ewwwww...)

Naruto: Fav. Parings

Izu/Ko

Kaka/Iru

Naru/Sasu

Naru/Hina

Saku/Lee

Garaa/ Naru

Gen/Haya

Shika/Neji

Least Fav. Parings

Shika/Tem

Saku/Naru

Sasu/Saku

Fav. Death Note Characters:

Ryuzaki

Matsuda

Misa

Ryuk

Light

Watari

Near

Least Fav. DN Characters:

None as of now, but that will change soon enough.

Parings:

none.

Fav. HP (Harry Potter) Characters:

Fred and George Wesely

Remus Lupin

Sirus Black

Professor McGongall

Oliver Wood

Neville

Ron

Hermione

Harry

Buckbeak

Hegwig

Hagrid

Mr. & Mrs. Wesely

Stan Shunpike

Dumbledore

Luna Lovegood

Lee Jordan

Mad-Eye Moody

Least fave HP characters:

Voldemort

Deaths Eaters in general

Lucius Malfoy

Draco Malfoy

The Durselys

Professor Umbridge

Parings

Remus Lupin and Severus Snape (as friends)

Fred W., George W., and Lee Jordan (as friends and pranksters)

Fred Weasley and Luna Lovegood/ vice versa (as a couple)

Favorite Numbers

5

17

19

3

9

15

13

25

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Least Fave #

1

7

2

6

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- If you agree that anytype of sakura akatsuki member pairing is sick/makes u cringe/have nightmares/go bleh then put this in your profile...by yaku-sama.

-If you believe that the Naruto characters should never, EVER have technology from the 21st century, post this to your profile.

-"All great things come from small ideas" If you think it's true, post this in your profile.

"When time flies, you grow old; but when time slows to your control, you grow young." If that made anysense, post it in your porfile.

"If we knew what it was that we're doing, it would not be called fanfiction, would it?" by ferret nin

Original Quote: "If we knew what it was doing, it would not be called research, would it?" -Albert Einstien