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Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter. [1/30/2011 11:27:18 PM] Amy Hanson: A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom* hey guys... im sorry about the lack of updating on my stories... i haven't really wrote anything in about a month or so... i know bad bad me. but i have a d a m n good excuse lol i got a new phone... it has internet and i can read until my eyes are squinting so bad i fall asleep. the only thing i cant do on my phone is post new stories. NEW STORIES UP! NEW CHAPTERS UP! DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT MY GRAMMAR OR MY MISTAKES. THEY ARE THERE DON'T LIKE IT GET OVER IT! I AM SICK OF CATERING TO OTHER PEOPLE. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE MY BETA DON'T B*TCH ABOUT MY GRAMMAR. i am currently looking for a beta and an idea person. i sorely need these people. i think my friend Teresa was wanting to beta me but i don't know her screen name... lol im horrible lol but uh if you wish to contact me message me on here and i'll get back to you or you can send me an email at mahanson1@knology.net i check it at least once a day if i am home. my name is Amy. i write harry potter and twilight. i am no stranger to slash nor het. i started fanfiction out as a dramonie now i am mainly a drarry but i do dip into remus/sirius and albus/scorpius i actually like jacob/bella as well. If You Wish To Flame Me -Anonymous If you wish to flame me, For no good reason at all, You couldn't help but blame me, If you "accidentally" fall. For if you say it's too short, And write a letter of complaint, I'm afraid I'll have to retort, Without a bit of restraint. And if you say it came late, And bug me about the next chapter, You will (on a later date), Be run over by me on a tractor. Should you happen to think, My grammar is askew, I'll have to tell you without a blink, "Hey buddy- you!" So if you wish to flame me, And call me all sorts of names, I'm afraid you'd have to blame me, If you find your house in flames. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman. I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time. I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room. I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me. I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again. I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear. We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men. I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me. I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman. I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male. I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men. I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that. I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual. I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me. I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love. Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human. In all honesty I hate homophobes. No one has the right to tell anyone who they can and can not love. I despise homophobes for this as it is stupid and cruel. It's not phobic it's being an ass hole and deserving a hot poker driven through your limbs slowly and painfully and tortured repeatedly until you beg for the release of hell. | |||||||||
1. born a son of the moon » reviewsharry potter moves to Forks for time away from the wizarding world only to find vampires and werewolves. jacob is already a wolf. slash harry/jacob edward/bella follows twilight to an extent.Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,183 - Reviews: 613 - Updated: 10-25-10 - Published: 6-1-09 - Harry P. & Jacob2. Payback reviewsa couple of the guys have been ragging on bella. she extracts a little payback. implied jake/bellaTwilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-5-10 - Bella - Complete3. Chosen reviews"I… I'm staying human." bella whispered. short no warnings slight fluff. i was bored jake/bellaTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 8-27-10 - Bella & Jacob - Complete4. time warp » reviewsafter living with the cullens for 300 yrs bella takes some time to herself she runs into a very old vampire he give her a chance to go back to be able to live again She would have her memories and her humanity she wonders what life would be like with jakeTwilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-12-10 - Published: 7-26-10 - Bella & Jacob5. Split » reviewsbella feels smothered with two people inside her. what happens when they break free of each other? just saw Eclipse and I hated how she hurt Jacob so. this is my take. Once again MOST OF THIS CHAPTER BELONGS TO SM DON'T FLAME ME BECAUSE I KNOW!... ENJOYTwilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,856 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 7-15-10 - Published: 7-1-10 - Bella & Jacob6. never needed to learn reviewsIsabella Marie Swan is a complete and total mornon, why risk someone like Jacob to save some one like edward? what if she went back to him after Italy? find out my side... jake/bellaTwilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-11-10 - Bella & Jacob - Complete7. after the match » reviewssong fic. hermione compares draco and harry. her ex and her currant boyfriend. stars in thier 7th year. hermione is head girl draco is head boy chap 2 up!Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,653 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 7-1-10 - Published: 12-16-08 - Hermione G. & Draco M. - Complete8. Say good byeRonald Bilius Weasley Son brother and friend 1980-1997 Weasley is our king War heroHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Published: 7-1-10 - Ron W.9. heaven with vixx reviewsslash rose/oc Everyone knows Rose Weasley. She was at the top of her class and could best a seventh year in a wizards duel by the end of her second year But Rose had a secret She was in love with her best friend. Vixx the only girl she got along withHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-10-10 - Rose W. & OC10. christmas transformation reviewsjust a little bit of fluff between remus and sirius. slash. christmas finds full moon for remus this year. a bordom buster for me.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,367 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-3-10 - Remus L. & Sirius B. - Complete11. Gryffindor Dare » reviewsharry ron and hermione are playing truth or dare and ron gives harry a dare that he cant get out of. what happens when he doesnt want to? slash hp/dm rw/hgHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,948 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-3-10 - Published: 11-11-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete12. Explanations for Moony reviewsat the full moon in PoA sirius talks to moony. moony meets harry. rl/sb mention. nothing graphic. what i think should have happened.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-8-10 - Remus L. & Harry P. - Complete13. Werewolf » reviewsharry was kidnapped by Greyback and changed into a werewolf. remus calls the malfoy's to brew an extra batch of potion and draco gets lured in. harry!werewolf draco!mate remus/sirius and harry/draco slashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-7-10 - Published: 9-12-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.14. chosing between fire and ice » reviewsTold from Jacob's point of view Bella and Jacob have been dating since Christmas. the scene at the cliff is not much after Bella's graduation. Edward does show up so dont worry.Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 12-15-09 - Published: 12-1-08 - Jacob & Bella15. forgiveness is a virtue reviewswhat happens after sev calls lily a mudblood? find out my side... severus snape/ Lily evans i'm not sure if i should leave this how it is or expand from where i am...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,932 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-11-09 - Severus S. & Lily Evans P.16. Dangerous Beast » reviewsi got this idea from "the beastiary" over on hpff. it was a dramione this is a drarry slash hp/dm. harry is assigned on a security detail for draco malfoyHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-09 - Draco M. & Harry P.17. songs for scorpius reviewshogwarts hosts a tallent show. how dense can two boys be? james has to step in. slash as/s as/smHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,802 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-11-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M. - Complete18. welcome to america » reviewssirius believes thatthe wizarding world is not safe for harry. he and remus take harry to America. he gets an interesting surprise when he does to pick up harry. rl/sb hp/dm **cha 2 fixed!**Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,407 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-11-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.19. dont want to be you when you tell hermione reviewsrose has a problem. harry doesnt want to be the one to tell mione... poor ronHarry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-11-09 - Rose W.20. siriously jealous » reviewsLily wants to get to know the real James because she has a not so itsy bitsy sorta kinda not really extreme, badly mild crush on a certain marauder. lily/remus lily/james remus/sirius slash full summary insideHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,632 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-11-09 - Published: 9-17-09 - Lily Evans P. & Remus L.21. transformation for love reviewsmy first ever fem! harry. draco has issues being "gay" so harry takes on a transformation. can this bring the two together? only one way to find out is to read... slash hp/dmHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,772 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-25-09 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete22. grimlike mut » reviewswhen harry gets picked up by the knight bus padfoot goes with him. secrets revealed and freedom earned. draco saddles up with his cousin sirius when his father overstaps his bounds. remus/sirius harry/draco slashHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,603 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 9-25-09 - Published: 9-12-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.23. the wrong time turner reviewsau. sirius and james break up. sirius tries to fix it with a time turner but grabs the wrong one and it shot twenty years into the future. thats where he finds harry. sirius/james sirius/harry slashHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 9-12-09 - Harry P. & Sirius B. - Complete24. Tiger Lily reviewsone shot. Lily wants to run with the guys on the full moon but James says its too dangerous. like that will stop Lily Evans... just a plot bunny run wild.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8-27-09 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete25. Pleasure reviewsharry draco hpdm slash graphic sex scene bondadge love nc17 cold shower needed... smut smex lemon limey goodness... very hot...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 8-10-09 - Harry P. & Draco M. - Complete26. Patronus Love » reviewsAlbus is asked to tutor Scorpius Malfoy in order to pass his N.E.W.T.s for Defense. slash as/s rated M for language and latter chaps.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-30-09 - Published: 7-29-09 - Albus S. P. & Scorpius M.27. time changes everything » reviewstime travel slash hp/dm. harry draco and teddy go back to when everythign first began in hope to change the future for the better. story better than my summary.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 5-31-09 - Published: 5-4-09 - Harry P. & Draco M.28. coming out reviewshello, my name is scorpius malfoy and i am gay... the terms used in this story are not ment to be an insult to anyone that is of the sexual persausion, if the terms insult you i appologize. slash lemons limes albus/scorpius a/s dont like dont read simplHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,276 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-13-09 - Scorpius M. & Albus S. P.29. collided minds and collided hearts » reviewsrose/scorpius. dry humor. next genHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,916 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-5-09 - Rose W. & Scorpius M.30. sweet revenge reviewsViolent Revenge Rape,vulgar, slash, lemons, limes rated Mature for a reason dont like dont read, that simple. fyi, this is not one of my usual musings. i'm not really sure where it came from...Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2-26-09 - Harry P. & Ron W. - Complete31. severus snapes story » reviewsi suck at theses. its a snape and lily story.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,666 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 2-17-09 - Published: 12-16-08 - Severus S. & Lily Luna P.32. As bad as good gets reviewsLily had a plan. she would make James hers if it was the last thing she ever did. songfic! song by zz top rewritten! ur not crazy for seeing it reapear!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-30-09 - Lily Evans P. & James P. - Complete33. memories reviewsHarry grimaced. Harry potter was in a cage inside Draco sodding Malfoy's bedroom inside the Malfoy bloody manor. "joy." He rasped as he lay back down on the hard, cold floor and felt his migraine wane into his hairline. XXXXhp/dm slashXXXXHarry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,970 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-8-08 - Draco M. & Harry P.
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