Author has written 33 stories for Twilight, and Harry Potter.
[1/30/2011 11:27:18 PM] Amy Hanson: A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. DAD: Son, where were you today during school hours? SON: At school*Robot slaps Son* SON: OK,I went to the movies. DAD: Which one? SON: Toy Story*Robot slaps son again* SON: OK, it was Day with a Porn Star. DAD: WHAT? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!*Robot slaps Dad* MOM: HAHA! After all he's your son.*Robot slaps mom*
hey guys... im sorry about the lack of updating on my stories... i haven't really wrote anything in about a month or so... i know bad bad me. but i have a d a m n good excuse lol i got a new phone... it has internet and i can read until my eyes are squinting so bad i fall asleep. the only thing i cant do on my phone is post new stories. NEW STORIES UP! NEW CHAPTERS UP!
DO NOT TELL ME ABOUT MY GRAMMAR OR MY MISTAKES. THEY ARE THERE DON'T LIKE IT GET OVER IT! I AM SICK OF CATERING TO OTHER PEOPLE. UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE MY BETA DON'T B*TCH ABOUT MY GRAMMAR.
i am currently looking for a beta and an idea person. i sorely need these people. i think my friend Teresa was wanting to beta me but i don't know her screen name... lol im horrible lol but uh if you wish to contact me message me on here and i'll get back to you or you can send me an email ati check it at least once a day if i am home.
my name is Amy.
i write harry potter and twilight.
i am no stranger to slash nor het. i started fanfiction out as a dramonie now i am mainly a drarry but i do dip into remus/sirius and albus/scorpius
i actually like jacob/bella as well.
If You Wish To Flame Me
If you wish to flame me,
For no good reason at all,
You couldn't help but blame me,
If you "accidentally" fall.
For if you say it's too short,
And write a letter of complaint,
I'm afraid I'll have to retort,
Without a bit of restraint.
And if you say it came late,
And bug me about the next chapter,
You will (on a later date),
Be run over by me on a tractor.
Should you happen to think,
My grammar is askew,
I'll have to tell you without a blink,
"Hey buddy- you!"
So if you wish to flame me,
And call me all sorts of names,
I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,
If you find your house in flames.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
Repost this if you think homophobia is wrong. And I do. Nobody has the right to judge someone on who they love. Anyone that does judge doesn't deserve to be human. In all honesty I hate homophobes. No one has the right to tell anyone who they can and can not love. I despise homophobes for this as it is stupid and cruel. It's not phobic it's being an ass hole and deserving a hot poker driven through your limbs slowly and painfully and tortured repeatedly until you beg for the release of hell.
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