Name: (not tellin)

Age: 16

My likes: Anime, Manga, videogames, swimming, fanfiction, fanart,guns, Wolves, reading in general, and Pot

Dislikes: Homework, Screamo, Sasuke, racist, and Yaoi loving fangirls

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Inuyasha, Code Geass, Bleach, Hellsing, Soul Eater,Death Note, and Cowboy Behop

Favorite Naruto Pairings:

NarutoXAnko just makes sense because if you ignore the age difference they are perfect for each other.

NarutoXTemari (You have to be messed up in the head if you think she is right with the lazy ass)

NarutoXIno (but only if she at least tries to apologize)

NarutoXFem Kyuubi ( Its just cool)

NarutoXKarin (It's a rare pairing and Sasuke doesnt deserve anyone)

NarutoXHarem ( He desrves a bunch of girls since he is the kind of person who would love them equally)

Most Hated Naruto Pairings:

NarutoXAny Guy ( I hate Yaoi but have nothing against Gay people)

SasukeXAnyone ( I hate the little emo bitch and I think he deserves to die alone and miserable)

SasukeXSakura ( I swear if you like this pairing then you are promoting selfishness and betrayle if they ever end up together they must die or be miserable)

SasukeXHinata (Absoulutley most fucked pairing ever what makes hinata cool is that she doesnt like sasuke)

Favorite Kind of story:

Strong/Smart/Good Hearted Naruto

My Prefrences: I like stories that have Naruto powerful and able to kick Sasuke's ass. Also I believe any story that follows the cannon before shippuden requires Kakashi to be told off by Naruto about what a shitty person he was to Naruto and the whole "The council made me " excuse is crap and then Kakashi needs to make a Sincire apology and then start teaching Naruto. Also if it is going to be a NaruXsaku story Sakura needs to make a Tearful apology about their childhood and should probaly hate sasuke to. Also I believe if a story follows after shippuden to any degree the Jiraiya needs to be told off about how little he actually taught Naruto (Seriously he trains with probably the most powerful sannin and oly learns how to master the rasengan and wasnt even told about the shadow clones secret that goes beyong lazinest and crosses into purposley stunting someones learning). NOTE: If I ever am going to read a story with sasuke with anyone it has to be a Fem. Sasuke because that female sasuke is never a douchbag and deals with the slaughter much better than regular sasuke

Things I hate: 1. I hate it when in stories people rename naruto seriously that shit gets confusing and Naruto means Maelstorm how kick ass of a name is that why would you change it I am not saying he cant have alliases but when you do the he said she said keep it naruto. 2.When authors stop updating for months at a time with no warning or explanation ( seriously if you are going to stop for a long time or all together at least post it on your profile or as a new chapter)

Favorite naruto Crossovers:

Hellsing

Rosario+Vampire

Bleach

Devil May Cry

Favorite Crossover pairings:

NarutoXYuroichi ( Fun loving like pranking and teasing people plus she is HOT)

NarutoXMizore (They are both lonley and both are a little weird also Mizore is blunt and to the point)

NarutoXMoka

NarutoXKurumru (Both are really fun people)

NarutoXSeras

RANT#1

Ok this is the first if many rants about things about stories that piss me off this first one is about a story where Naruto gets adopted at a younge age now dont get me wrong I think its gret when someone does adopt him what I dont like is when they still have him fail like 3 times and still be the dead last lets get it straight peoplejust based on the fact that Naruto learned Kage bushin no Jutsu in 2-3 hours by himself proves he has some incredible potential and the only reason he didnt do well is he was sabotaged or was putting up a mask of stupididty for attention now if he has a family especailly if it is one of the Jounin or any shinobi for that matter he would easily becaome much more powerful with parents to train him privatly and help him with school would make a huge impact on his skills and it would probaly also het him out of that jumpsuit and he would probally be taller do to more nutricen instead of just ramen now i am not saying to make him like chunnin or jonin level but enough to rival or beat sasuke would be apropriate.

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RANT#2

This is about the horrible plague that has run rapid through this site and if something is not done about it will be this sites downfall I am talking of course about Yaoi fanficts now dont think I am homophobic or have anything against gay people because I dont its just that this has gotten way out of control I swear everytime I start lookin for naruto fanficts without 80 of them being Yaoi I mean come on people you have your own damn website freaking use it there are hundreds of people on this site that feel the same way and to the runners of this site could you plz make like a yaoi filter or maybe catagory so we can seperate them.

RANT#3

OK now this one is a charecter bashing rant so be warned. Now I want everyone to know that I HATE Sasuke and I have a extreme dislike for Kakashi now some of you might be asking yourselves why and if you are then you are an Idiot because there is nothing to like about sasuke he is a douchebag evil to the core emo bitch who would eat babies if it made him stronger and for all those who say its because of his family getting killed well look at naruto who never even had a family and he is the purest person in the damn show next to hinata next is Kakashi now dont get me wrong I think he is a really cool guy but he is also a favortist asshole who never gave naruto any training before the time skip besides tree walking while he taught sasuke several jutsu including his prized chidori and if you think the council ordered him then you are also and idiot because there is no reason he couldnt train naruto using a shadow clone orwhen sasuke was exahusted from training so he simply decided fuck naruto and his only hint of concern for him was if the kyuubi escaped and only taught naruto after the time skip because he didnt have his preciuos Uchiha.