7andthefluff
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since: 11-22-08, id: 1748713, Profile Updated: 08-02-10
Author has written 9 stories for Twilight, Vampire Academy, and Naruto.

you can call me 7,

fav bands: Disturbed, Bowling for Soup, TDG, BVB, MCR,

Theme Song: Much More Beautiful Person by Bowling for Soup (according to one of my friends)

fav color: Black until they make a darker color

Currently Reading/ Was Reading at the Time this is being updated: Surviving the Economic Collapse

Favorite series: Blood Coven, Vampire Academy, Cirque Du Freak, Maximum Ride, Vlad Tod

Favorite Animes: Naruto, Ouran High School Host Club, Luck Star, Hellsing, Sukisyo, Trigun, Code Geass, Kuroshitsuji

Currently watching: your mom (heehee like you didn't see that coming)

Favorite Pairings

Kalulu

FAX

SasuNaru

Hikaru and Karou

DimitriXRose (before SK)

Eggy

JarethXRayne

MagnusXSunny

YoruXRan

SoraXSunao

RoseXAdrian

Chibi Seme

Mischievous, loyal, and intelligent, the Chibi Seme always seems to have a quiet energy whispering around them, suggesting that there is much more to them then what there first appears to be. Laid-back, and not one to call a lot of attention to themselves, they tend to guard their creative, forceful, (and somewhat manipulative) inner self behind an easygoing and playful exterior shell, which makes it impossible for most to truly know them. It takes a special Uke personality to see into the Chibi Seme's deep hidden self and release their sensual side, but once the Chibi Seme has let in that one special person, they will be forever loyal, loving, and protective.

A Chibi Seme will never be completely happy with just the ordinary. Setting themselves somewhat apart from the rest of the world, they need someone like-minded to keep them challenged intellectually and spiritually - a partner to inspire their dark naughty adventures and give them the motivation to take control.

The Chibi Seme personality best (but not always) corresponds with these associations:

Japanese Element: Wind

Chinese Zodiac: Dog

Color: Camouflage

Fruit: Kiwi

Dessert: Cheesecake

Theme Song: MH by Kra

A Dumb Quiz To Pass Time:

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line 4:

"Population is 44 million, or to accept as normal the corrupt politicians that are"

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you reach?

Frog-zilla

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

Pawn Stars

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

8:00 PM

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

8:02 PM

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Bugs and Birds

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Walking out of the YMCA

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

Youtube

9. What are you wearing?

My PJs

10. Did you dream last night

Yes... it was pitch black

11. When did you last laugh?

I just laughed in a monotone voice when I read the question.

12. What are on the walls of the room you are in?

Nothing besides grey paint

13. Seen anything weird lately?

My brother

14. What do you think of this quiz?

toothpaste

15. What is the last film you saw?

Despicable Me

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

I couldn't buy most of the stuff I wanted. CURSE BEING A HIGH SCHOOLER!!!!!!!!!

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know about.

I used to have an obsession with tiger print...

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?

Stupid and Evil people reproducing

19. Do you like to dance?

Yes but I suck at it

20. George Bush:

is a Republican

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

That's very far from happening...

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

See above

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?

Depends on the country

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the Pearly Gates

Hi, how are you?

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandal
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party

"Cause I loved you
Even more than you could ever imagine
Here's a friendly goodbye
5,6,7
Ain't that a “b” with an itch
Ain't that a mother trucker
You can go to h-e-double hockey sticks
And f yourself
Cause I'm flippin' gosh darn sick
Of all the “s” words you put me through
So f-u
F-u"- Friendly Goodbye~ Bowling for Soup

"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.REQUIREMENTS:
- Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
will surprise you.

If I make the lashes dark
And the eyes more bright
And the lips more scarlet,
Or ask if all be right
From mirror after mirror,
No vanity's displayed:
I'm looking for the face I had
Before the world was made.
~W.B. Yeats


1. Uchiha
Deep in the forests of an unfamiliar country Minato faces the challenge of his life... and terrorists...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Published: 8-29-10 - Minato N.
2. Camp Yaoi » reviews
Boys will do boys...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-1-10 - Published: 7-21-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
3. Band One big inside joke » reviews
The sequel to What happens at band camp... Now with 2x the action 2x the romance 2x the drama and 2x the humor. Will Naruto and Sasuke get back together? This and more will be revealed. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,101 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 7-13-10 - Published: 6-14-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U.
4. What Happens At Band Camp » reviews
Naruto's year was looking good. Band with his buddies, getting to flirt with the cute color-guard girls, and most of all the good parties. But his plans are changed when Uchiha Sasuke shows up changing all of these.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 6,384 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-11-10 - Published: 5-11-10 - Naruto U. & Sasuke U. - Complete
5. VA ONLINE CHAT! » reviews
the va gang on online laughs mainly but maybe some DRAMA! but probably not! why is christian acting like a fan girl when someone mentions MCR and Twilight? when will i shut up! ansewers are revealed! T because i have no clue what i wrote! warning language
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 9,131 - Reviews: 155 - Updated: 11-23-09 - Published: 6-30-09 - Rose H. & Dimitri B.
6. Games, Fun, and fluff! : » reviews
what happens when the VA gang plays board games!
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 9-7-09 - Published: 8-2-09
7. a unicorned twilight » reviews
charlie the unicorn and twilight cast
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-26-09 - Jacob & Edward
8. Edward and the meaning of bras? reviews
What happens when edward finds one of bellas bras. FUNNY MONKEYIES!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 2-6-09 - Edward & Emmett
9. WHAT IN THE NAME OF CHEESE! reviews
random and awesome takes place after Breaking Dawn.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 12-4-08 - Edward & Bella