Hello! My name is:

JACKIE

My complete obsession is Harry Potter!As you can see :). I love cute fluffy Ron and Hermione stories, so if you have any good ones write to me and tell me to read it! I review to ever story, and use the same format of rewiewing for everything

Here is my Harry Potter corner:

Favorite ships: RON/HERMIONE!!~Harry/Ginny!!~Neville/Luna!~

Least favorite ships: Hermione/Harry!!(EWWWW!)~Draco/Ginny~and basically anything that cancels out my favorite ships

Favorite book: The 7th one, def! Ron and Hermione FINALLY kiss!! :

Favorite movie: The 4th one so far, Ron gets all jealous over Krum...and its just hilarious! (Even though its not really supposed to be)

~Pet Peeves~

A few things really annoy me when used during a story. And now I'm going to use them to create a rant on my profile. :)

(They are all for Harry Potter stories. Some may not have an actualy good reason behind it, but it bothers me just the same)

When people use the nickname 'Mione for Hermione. Or, basically any other nickname not used in canon. - It's not something the fabulous J.K. Rowling wanted for her characters, so I think we should stick by Her Fabulousness. :) Though, I found out that in some cultures, that is canon, so I will have to check the nationality of the author before I criticize.

When people say they are being carried "bridal style" - Ok, I'm not exactly sure why this particularly bugs me, but it just does. It's like a hint or something, in R/Hr's or H/G's case.

When people have Ron and Hermione have their first kiss too early - It's not following canon, and I am a complete canon freak, so this bugs me. Though J.K. didn't exactly say it was their first kiss in the Room of Requirement during the Final Battle, it is sort of implied, so I think we should stick to that.

When people DON'T USE PUNCTUATION OR SPELL/GRAMMER CHECK! - I mean seriously, how hard is it to a) get a beta (Im availbale for that post haha) b) edit your freaking work c) spell you instead of u! This isn't chatting, people! It's a story!

This isn't finished yet. If I think of more, I will add them.

Random Copy/Paste things that have to do with Harry Potter :) :

On pg. 116 of the American version of Order of the Pheonix (last paragraph) it states that there was 'a heavy locket none of them could open'. Ring a bell? It's proof of the R.A.B. is Regulus Black theory. Of you were smart enough to figure this ot or you believe it, copy this into your profile.

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If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile. (for me this does have to do with Harry Potter) :

If you believe that J.K.R. is really a Hogwarts alumni pretending Harry Potter is fictional, copy and paste this to your profile.

R.I.P.- Cedric Diggory, Sirius Black, Albus Dumbledore, Alastor Moody, Hedwig, Dobby, Colin Creevy, Nymphadora Tonks, Remus Lupin, and Fred Weasley. They will never be forgotton.

If you thionk Bellatrix is creepy and should have been killed by Neville (not that there's anything wrong with Molly Weasley kicking her butt), copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile (It's called Harry Potter) :

If you cried during/after reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, copy this to your profile

If you secretly hoped to get a letter from Hogwarts when you were 11, copy and paste this to your profile (I didn't, becuase I hadn't read Harry Potter at that time, but it involves Harry Potter so I have to put it on here!)

If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character; copy and post this into your profile.

If you're in love with Ron Weasley, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're in denial over Tonks and Lupins death's copy and paste this into your profile.

If you loved DH, HBP, OotP, GoF, PoA, CoS, and SS/PS, and know what all those initials stand for, copy and paste this on your account.

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If you spend a lot of time wishing Hogwarts existed, copy and paste this into your account

If mythical creatures exist (dragons, unicorns, phoenixes, etc.), copy this onto your profile!

If you think that Harry/Hermione shippers are delusional (especially if they have read books 4-7, and still believe in that pairing), copy this into your profile.

If you cried when Fred Weasley died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), and not afraid to admit it, copy, paste this on your profile.

If you cried when Dobby died ((in Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows)), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you always knew in your heart-of-hearts that there was good in Draco Malfoy, Percy Weasley and Severus Snape, copy this into your profile.

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If you make random Harry Potter refrences to your friends to see if they get them (they never do) put this in your profile.

If you love the Marauders AND think they are THE best, copy this into your profile

if you have more than 1 harry potter poster in your room, post this in your profile. (Ohhhh yah!)

if you cried when sirius died, put this in your profile.

if you cried when fred died, put this in your profile.

if you cried when hedwig died, put this in your profile.

if you cried when remus and tonks died, put this in your profile.

if you cried when dumbledore died, put this in your profile. (Ok so these crying ones arent exactly true...but when dumbledore died i was verrrrrrrryyy angry and was in denial for a week.)

If you liked Snape after Deathy Hallows coppy and paste this in your profile

If you are a Harry/Ginny,Ron/Hermione,Remus/Tonks,shipper and proud of it,copy and paste this into your profile

If you read Deathly Hallows in under a week, copy and paste this,then add your name and how long it took you to read the book, (Cannotstopwriting - 1 day), Rhr4eva - 4 days(darn she beat me haha)

If you like to pretend Fred/Remus/Tonks/Sirius/Cedric/Dumbledore/or other Hp charcters are still alive,copy and paste this into your profile.

You know your addiction to Harry Potter is getting dangerous when you've added words like "Voldemort", "Hogwarts", and "Marauders" to your computer's dictionary. If you have done that, copy this into your profile

If you've ever been so obsessed with a TV or Movie character that you scare everyone who knows you, join the club, and copy and paste this to your profile.

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Sirius Black
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say Rupert Grint is ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Ron and Hermione
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

(YESSSSSSS)

You're a Ronmione shipper if...
- You squeal every time you read/watch any of their cute little awkward moments.
- You love how Ron got jealous at Krum in the fourth book.
- You wished it was Ron snogging Hermione instead of Ron snogging Lavender.
- You wanted to throw your shoe at the screen whenever Lavender was around in the sixth movie.
- You thought it was heroic that Ron wanted Bellatrix to torture him instead of Hermione.
- You went screamed like a fangirl when they FINALLY kissed at the last battle.

~Made by ronmione4life and iStoleTheFriedChicken

"'Hang on a moment!" said Ron sharply. 'We've forgotten someone!'
'Who?' asked Hermione
'The house-elves, they'll all be down in the kitchen won't they?'
'You mean we ought to get them fighting?' asked Harry.
'No," said Ron seriously, 'I mean we should tell them to get out. We don't want any more Dobbies, do we? We can't order them to die for us --'
There was a clatter as the basalisk fangs cascaded out of Hermione's arms. Running at Ron, she flung her arms around his neck and kissed him full on the mouth. Ron threw away the fangs and broomstick he was holding and responded with such enthusiasm that he lifted Hermione off her feet.
'Is this the moment?' Harry asked weakly, and then when nothing happened except that Ron and Hermione gripped each other still more firmly and swayed on the spot, he raised his voice. 'OI! There's a war going on here!'
Ron and Hermione broke apart, their arms still around each other
'I know, mate,' said Ron, who looked as though he had recently been hit on the back of the head with a Bludger, 'so it's now or never, isn't it?'"

-Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, Chapter 31, page 625

20 ways to know you're obsessed with A Very Potter Musical:

#1: You start using the phrase, “...and it's gonna be totally awesome!” when you're describing something.

#2: You take that Draco is actually a girl and consider it cannon.

#3: Same with Lavender being Asian and in Ravenclaw.

#4: You think all the characters like High School Musical and Zefron.

#5: You want to watch She's All That because Quirrel did.

#6: You wouldn't trade your bugles for a fruit roll up anyday.

#7: Granger Danger is now officially your theme song.

#8: You dislike Squirt even though you've never tried it.

#9: You want to stay away from punch bowls now.

#10: You now want a Floo Tube channel.

#11: When you're depressed over getting in a fight with your crush, you want to eat a giant chocolate bar.

#12: You want your least favorite teacher to talk in a dull, drab voice.

#13: Pigfarts is real to you.

#14: You believe the invisibility cloak is red and lacy and it looks like it came from your grandma's sewing circle party.

#15: You now think(and take into cannon) that the Zefron poster is an evil horcrux and all the posters with him on it should be destroyed.

#16: Harry is actually 12 and talks like a 17 year old.

#17: The movies don't exist anymore.

#18: You go around your house sing the songs at the top of your lungs.

#19: Lauren Lopez is your idol.

#20: You have tried stalking the cast with a secret hideout filled with pictures and complicated tracking devices.

(iStole this from iStoleTheFriedChicken xD)

HARRY POTTER OBSESSIVES Put a where it applies to you and a where it doesn't!

For anyone who has come to realize they really are in love with the Harry Potter books and are one of those crazy people who went to the bookstore a midnight to pick up a reserved copy.

For anyone who sat up late into the night because they had to figure out what happened next.
For anyone who is pretty sure their lives have just ended a little because there are no more books.
For anyone who has tried casting a spell at one point in their lives.
For anyone who was mad when Sirius died, deeply upset at Fred's death, misty-eyed about Hedwig, frightfully saddened when Cedric was killed, shocked to hear of Lupin and Tonk's death and think Dobby was quite a brave and extraordinary house elf.
For anyone who spent time wondering about Snape, was he on Dumbledore's side, or a Death Eater? And when you read 'The Prince's Tale', you were like, 'after all this time? Always'.
For anyone who was like FINALLY when Hermione and Ron snogged. In the middle of a war. And you knew Harry felt a little awkward waiting for them.
For anyone who keeps seeing groups on Facebook relating to the seventh book, and realizing the majority of them mean something to you and that you should join because Mrs. Weasly IS that cool, and Neville IS a BAMF and you might really not have anything to live for now.
For anyone who really does feel bad for Albus Severus. Seriously Harry, please don't name your children.
You wanted a letter to arrive at your house in green ink telling you that you had been accepted into Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Quidditch sounds like a blast and a half.
Every now and the you drop a Harry Potter joke.
You are trying to cope with the fact Harry Potter is over, and realizing it is a might strange to be sad over a book. But you can't help it.
Dude, Neville is a beast.
The Weasly Family is just so awesome.
You can't listen to Warewolves of London without thinking of Remus Lupin.
You seem like a vaguely average person until someone says something about Harry Potter.
You hoped to be as funny as Fred and George.
You've been hopelessly distracted from your summer reading after reading the latest installment and then deciding you have to re-read the others.
For anyone who thinks Albus Dumbledore was pretty much brilliant.
If you've been to Kings Cross Station and seen a small piece of cardboard tacked up that says 9 3/4 and smiled because you were imagining it being real.
Or you've seen the full platform and taken some sort of picture with it.
You realize you think about some reference to Harry Potter practically once a day.
Wotcher Harry.
While you feel your life wither away in study hall, you try to numb the pain of boredom with Harry Potter thoughts.
For people who find themselves smiling when they realize a real life situation relates so perfectly to a Harry Potter situation.
For those of us who've been wasting our lives online reading JKR interviews and other various potter fan mania.
For those of us who think people who intentionally spoil the book should be tarred and feathered.
For anyone who listens to Wizard Rock and has travelled for hours to go to WRock shows.
For the people who sat up all night after reading the epilogue wondering, "Did Harry ever become an aurour?"
For anyone who isn't sure what they'll do now that they don't have another Harry Potter book to get hyped for.
For everyone who has already planned or is planning on what to do the day the first Deathly Hallows movie comes out--and it's gonna be TOTALLY AWESOME.
For anyone who is in english class discussing magical realism and someone tries to say Harry Potter isn't real...and basically you can't believe anyone could say anything so heartless and heartbreaking.
For anyone who knows the characters just as well as you know your friends--because they are. You know their hobbies, their favourite things, their dislikes, their stories, their feelings. You know them. And you mostly love them.

26/34! Only because I really am not an average person until someone says something about Harry Potter. I was never average to begin with xP

Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?
Noo... :P

Could You Prove That Statement In Court?
Defiantely :)

Do You Know Any Of The Characters Middle Name’s?
Mhm

What’s Hermione’s?
Jean

What’s Ron’s?
Bilius

What’s Harry’s?
James.

What’s Ginny’s?
Molly

Have You Seen All The Movies?
Yess

Read All The Books?
Yess

What Do You Think Of JKR?
Fabulous!

Favorites

Weasley?
Ginny. But Ron is a close close second.

Character, Overall?
Ginny :)

Female Character?
Ginny

Male Character?
Ron

Group Of Characters?
The Goldent Trio... but I love the six of them too... what are they called?

Adult?
Dumbledore. Definately :)

Professor?
If Dumbledore doesn't count, then Snape :)

Ship?
Read the username, suckassss!! Haha

RON AND HERMIONE!!

Spell?
Hmm... either Accio or Expeliarmus. Just because it's Harry's signature spell :)

Sweet?
Chocolate Frog :)

Place?
The Burrow! :)

Weasley Twin?
Oh God... hmm... R.I.P Fred! :( But, since he lives, I'll choose George.

Product?
Uhh... Amortenia :)

Shop?
WWW!

Least Favorites

Weasley?
Ehh... Charlie. He bores me.

Character, Overall?
Umm... either Viktor Krum and his stupid little beard :) or Lavender Brown shivers.

Female?
Lavender Brown

Male?
Viktor Krum

Adult?

It's nearly Lucius Malfoy, but his black bow is just boss :)

So, Umbridge. :P

Student?
Lavender Brown

Spell?

Crucio :P

Book?
CoS I think.

Ship?
Harry/Hermione :P Ewwww

Sweet?
Bertie Botts

Death Eater?
Lucius. He doesn't wear his black bow when he's a Death Eater.

Shop?
Borgin and Burkes.

Place?
Malfoy Manor

Professor?
I wasn't too fond of Professor Sprout.

Couples? What Do You Think?

Ron/Hermione?
FREAKING SUPERMEGAFOXYAWESOMEHOT!!

Harry/Hermione?
Ewwwwww no wayyyyy! That's nearly like incest!

Harry/Ginny?
Fabulous :)

Harry/Luna?
It seemed as if it might happen in the movie of OotP, but naww...

Harry/Pansy?
What the heck!! :O no

Ron/Lavander?
pukes no wayyyyy

Hannah/ Neville?
No thanks.

Neville/ Luna?
Perfect :)

Luna/ Rolf?
When did then ever mention him? Ever?

Ron/Luna?
No...

Ron/Pansy?
Wow... just no.

Ron/Fleur?
He wishes! Haha nooo Hermione is so much better suited/

Hermione/Krum?
That was a stupid way to get Ron jealous. It didn't actually help anything, either. They didn't get together for another 3 years, and it only caused a huge row. Nothing else.

Hermione/Draco?
No Way!! :P

Hermione/FredORGeorge?
No, they are much too ridiculous for her/

James/Lily?
Adorable :)

Lily/Snape?
Poor Snape... but no haha.

Lily/Sirius?
Ehh. no.

Lily/Lupin?
Closer, but no.

Tonks/Lupin?
Yes :)

Draco/Pansy?
No :P She is just a whore, really. Even if he is a stupid "Death Eater", he still has better potential than her.

Fred/Angelina?
No, George/Angelina.

Bill/Fleur?
Yah :)

Harry/Cho?
Haha it was funny while it lasted. But she is much too emotional for him. He needs someone like Ginny :)

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Ron all the way baby:)

Hermione or Ginny?
Ginny :). Sorry, Ginny is just more like me.

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape!

Fred Or George?
George, only because he lives.

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Ginny! Of COURSE!

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
No wayyy would it be Harry/Hermione. NO WAY IN HEAVEN.

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?

If I had to choose, Harry/Luna.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermone.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Ugh...

Hmm... Hermione/Krum I guess. Only so that Ron can criticize his accent/beard/all-around-appearance and Hermione can realize her love for him instead :)

Ron/Lavander or Ron/Hermione?
Ron/Hermione. Lavender is a slut.

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbeer!

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizard Wheezes?
WWW!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
The Three Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
James/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Hogsmeade

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Hmm... I guess Knockturn Alley, only because it is someway close to good life haha. It is diagonal to the Burrow :)

Bertie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Fizzing Whizbees. Bertie Bott's are nastyy.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Quibbler! :) Fine... Daily Prophet.

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Rita Skeeter, just cuz she's funny :)

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
Gryffindor.

Random

Have you Been to A Release Party?
No :( I started liking it after. :( But I went to the midnight showing of HBP!

Ever cried while reading one of the books?
Nearly, but no :(

A Movie?
No.

Books or Movies?
Books :)

Had A Dream About Harry Potter?
Oh God. Millions!

Been to JKR’s Site?
Yep :)

Did you use to have an absurd theory?
Dumbledore was not dead! And Ron and Hermione were having a secet relationship behind-the-scenes :)

Did you/Do you hide your obsession?
NO WAYY!

Ever noticed That You can’t “Spell Hermione without Ron”?
I knowwww :)

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
No wayy!

Notice That If Harry&Hermione Got Married They’d Have EXACT Same Intials?
Eww!

Did you just try to prove that wrong?
Ewwwwww

Have you noticed That Lily Evans And Ginny Weasley are alot alike?
Red hair/ fiery personality/ falls in love with a Potter boy? Yep :)

Do you write fanfiction?
Yeppp

Do you like to write fanfiction?
No, I dislike it immensly. I love it!

Do you own a lot of Harry Potter Stuff?
Yes :) I have a lunchbox, like 600 posters, 2 puzzles, a shirt, a thermos, all the books & movies, a picture book of all the characters and places, and I'm getting a Wii game :)

Do you have Harry Potter Scene It?
Noo I want it so bad!

Do You Have A Harry Potter Shirt?
Yepp!

What Character Are You Most Often Compared Too?
Umm... I compare myself to Ginny... haha. I was compared to Hermione once..

Do You Agree With This?
Yes.

Do You Have Any Nicknames That Have To Do With Harry Potter?
Everyone in my eighth grade class KNEW me as the Harry Potter Obsessor. Someone would mention anything about Harry Potter and 30 heads would turn and find me.

What Are They?

Do you object to being Called By them?
Huh?

Are Your friends Supportive of your obsession?
Haha some.

Do you have any inside jokes that relate to Harry Potter?
Yes :)

Do you relate a lot of things to Harry Potter?
Freaking everything!

Do you love being obsessed With Harry Potter?
I ADORE it

Do you wish that you went to Hogwarts?
Duh!

Have you re-read the books?
3 times

Have you had A Harry Potter Themed Party?
Sorta haha

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods..

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

15 Things to do when your in Walmart!

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look"

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

15.Grap alot of bouncy balls and throw them down the aisle, shouting "Go, Pikachu, Go

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"
12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.
13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."
14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.
16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it

Things to ponder:

What happens when you get scared half to death twice?

If a fork is made of gold, will it still be called silverware?

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

I'm the kind of person that walks into a door and apologizes.

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

To put it nicely, I hope you choke.

Smile. It confuses people.

Americans worship money. I have been looking for God all my life and he is right in my pocket.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the grass, but you my friend!! Yes You!! YOU CAN KISS MY ASS!!

A day without sunshine is like...night.

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Someday, my prince will come. He just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED. Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

Come to the dark side. We have COOKIES!

Dear Heart, I met a boy today, prepair to shatter.

Be Yourself! An original, is always better than a copy.

This is a NO WHINING ZONE!

CHILDHOOD is for spoiling ADULTHOOD!

Ladies don't start fights. They finish them.

Good girls, are bad girls never gotten caught.

It's not because I'm opinionated, I'm just always right!

I'm right! You're wrong! Any questions?

My knight in shining amour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door.

The road to success is always under construction.

If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement

Why is it called 'after dark' when it really is 'after light'?

Save the earth. It's the only planet with chocolate.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

I'm not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I live in my own little world- but it's ok, they know me there.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide

I was gifted, but the psychiatrist took away my super powers.

Oh, I have a photographic memory... it just hasn't developed yet

Give a person a fish, you feed them for a day; Teach a person to use the Internet, they won't bother you for weeks.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Never hire a colorblind electrician.

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people" Well I think guns help, if you stood there and said "BANG" you wouldn't kill many people.

If someone says there are a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if someone say that there is wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I see regular people!

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

Boys are like Slinky's... useless, but fun to watch fall downstairs

There cannot be a crisis this week; my schedule is full.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it

Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

.I’ve built a wall not to block anyone out but to see who loves me enough to climb over.

We were given two hands to hold, two legs to walk, two eyes to see, two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because it was given to someone else for us to find.

Remember there's a light at the end of every tunnel, just make sure its not a train.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

I didn't fall for you, you tripped me.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Gay marriage

1) Being gay is not natural. People always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Briteny Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America and the U.K.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

--Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

My Stories: (Last Update: September 07, 2009)

Interviews: Interviews with many of the characters. Takes place approx. 5 years after the war. Written with LittleMissDorkFace - In Progress; Not Posted

Happy Endings and New Beginnings: Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny. The Wedding and Beyond. (Yah, yah, I know I haven't updated in twelve years not really, but I'm not so sure I want to continue. I should probably have kept to the fluff. I'm not so sure I can even write action and suspense, which is where I am making it lead. So, this story might be abandoned. I don't think it had many fans, anyway. Message me if you want to continue it.) - Probably Abandoned; Posted

You Belong With Me: Random Ron/Hermione and Harry/Ginny songfics. (Once I get more songs that fit with the characters, I will continue.) - In Progress; Posted

RHr Revolution: Random one-shots Ron/Hermione and a bit of Harry/Ginny (Definately continuing, I have a lot of random ideas, and will be updating soon) - In Progress; Posted

Cheating Myself: Post DH, Pre Epilouge. Ron and Hermione never got together after the war, for one reason or another. They both meet at Harry's with others from Hogwarts, and come across Dumbledore's pensieve. "Why not?" Written with gosh so sweet - In Progress; Posted

More Than Tears: George's take on Fred's death - Complete; Posted

True Friend: A glimpse into the years at Hogwarts, where Harry would wake from his terrible nightmares. Would someone be there to comfort him? Ron and Harry Friendship. NO SLASH! (And, in dire need of reviews! Really! There's a big fat 0!) - Complete; Posted

Untitled: Hermione's sick in her dormitory. Who better to help her than Ron? R/Hr - In Progress; Not Posted

The Great "Harry Potter": Dennis and Harry at Colin's funeral. “You know, I do blame you. Why shouldn’t I? It could have been your fault, just as well as anyone else there. It’s not like you cared about the outcome of Colin, anyway.” Not Slash :P - Complete; Posted

5 Stages Of Loss: Someone's road to recovery after a loved one's death. (Still very fuzzy, I'm not even sure what pairing/character to use.) - In Progress; Not Posted