Yep, so I'm Shiyoka. And... yeah... drawing a blank I usually read fanfiction rather than write, but only because I'm lazy. I have lots of ideas in my head but I never feel like actually writing them out. If anyone wants me to write something I'm open to suggestions and due to my boredom I'd probably write it. The first chapter of anything I write will always suck. So for anyone who actually reads my fanfics, ignore the first chapter.

Most of my fanfics are co-written by my friend, Hanashyre-sama. But she's lazy, so she probably won't put anything up on this profile. But just know that I do NOT take full credit for any of my stories.

Quotes:

"People live their lives bound by what they accept as correct and true. That's how they define 'Reality'. But what does it mean to be 'correct' or 'true'? Merely vague concepts...their 'Reality' may all be a mirage. Can we consider them to simply be living in their own world, shaped by there benefits?"-Itachi.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

A watched pot never boils, unless you light the gas under it

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it that everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

95 percent of teen & pre-teen girls would have a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower, ready to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you're part of the 5 percent of people yelling "Jump, Bitches!"

You Say Pink I Say Black
You Say Miley Cyrus I Say SHE SUCKS!
You Say Zac Efron I Say WTF!
You Say Pop I Say Rock
You Say I'm Weird I Say I'm Different XP
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU AGREE

You say BABY PINK
I say BLOOD RED
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say THREE DAYS GRACE
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say ROCK
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

About me... hm... I'll just go by the same rules Kakashi gave Team 7.

So lets start with things I like.

Favourtie fandoms

Phantom of the Opera,

Naruto,

Bleach,

Tsubasa Chronicles,

FMA,

Death Note,

Hetalia,

Kuroshitsuji,

Miyazaki films,

Sweeney Todd

lots more... yes.

Favourite characters

FAI!

Deidara,

Itachi,

Temari,

Erik (phantom),

Renji,

Edward Elric,

Roy Mustang,

L!

Italy,

Germany,

Sebby,

Howl,

Vash

Favourite pairings

Erik/Christine,

Naruhina (get over it, haters)

Royai,

ShikaTema,

Tsunade/Jiraiya

DeiSaku and ItaSaku sometimes

Now onto what I hate... In no particular order.

Sasuke

Twilight

Heat

Winry

Raoul/Christine

Conformity

Meeting new people

...lots more. I'm not that agreeable, I hate a lot of things--just none that I can think of right now.

Number 12 Naruto characters and answer the questions!!

1. Itachi

2. Deidara

3. Neji

4. Madara

5. Naruto

6. Sasuke

7. Sakura

8. Hinata

9. Tsunade

10. Kakashi

11. Tenten

12. Shikamaru

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

Sasuke/Tenten... sadly... yes...

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Madara. I hate him too much to even consider that... Plus I kind of forget what he looks like. Freakin mask.

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Shika and Hinata... Aww! No! Temari would attack Hinata, and Naruto would be all WTF?!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Tsunade. Yep. Lots. I love Tsunade..

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Dei and Sasuke. NO. NO NO NO. Dei would kill Sasuke before even thinking about that... Though it would be an amusing couple... goes to find a Dei/Sasu fic to laugh at

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Naruto/Tsunade or Naruto/Kakashi... Hn.. Naruto and Tsunade. I wouldn't wish such a terrible thing on Kakashi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

Sakura, Dei, Shika... Sakura would faint, probably. Then try, and fail, to erase it from her mind. She'd need to borrow some of Gaara's mind soap.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic?

Neji/Kakashi... I'll get right to that as soon as I stop laughing.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

Itachi and Hinata. Yes, actually. I read one good ItaHina fic... It was adorable.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Shika and Sakura... um... "Not so Troublesome.. SHANNARO!"

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

Madara, Itachi. No. Just, no. I refuse. NEVER! ITACHI!! cries Why is your past so damn depressing...

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Neji. Sadly... we were having a contest to see who could find the most mind-scarring fanfic. They ALWAYS involve Neji.

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Tenten. No. She has NO personality.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five

Dei, Madara, Naruto... looks at co-writer of The Newest Host, Hanashyre You know what, she probably would. If I paid her.

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

Kakashi doesn't really scream...

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Hinata. Blubird, probably. It always reminded me of her for some reason.

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Ita/Sasuke/Shika. There aren't enough warnings in the world.

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Kakashi, Dei... can't stop laughing long enough to grace this with a response Kakashi might say something like "Sorry I'm late, I got distracted by a hansome blond artist." And I think part of my soul just died as I wrote that.

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Tenten, Dei, Hinata. Well, she'd get cut off before she had a chance to talk but she'd probably describe it as ... special...

20) How emo is Seven?

Sakura. Eh... Depends on the time.

21) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic? Name three of your friends who might read it. Name one person who should write it.

Itachi and Tsunade are in a happy relationship until Tsunade suddenly runs off with Madara. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Tenten and a brief, unhappy affair with Shika, then follows the wise advice of Naruto and finds true love with Neji.

I've always been awful at naming things... I'd call it something cheesy like "When the heirs finally meet" or something... Hanashyre would so co-write it with me. Look out, we might actually put it up here.

22) How would you feel if 7/8 was canon?

Sakura/Hinata... I think I'd cry... What, Hinata would be all "Naruto I love you!" Naruto runs off to plead for Sasuke, Hinata goes all "NO! Well, I'll just settle for Sakura then. HA!" I think I'd kill whoever got that idea..