5/16/13

AP testing is over and the summer is approaching!!! Right, so remember how in the last message I said I'd finally be revising The New Torsson? ...Yeah, that didn't happen. I swear I started it! With good intentions, and I do plan to correct it someday... But this is actually a good thing, because for whatever reason, I've gotten a lot of random inspiration lately, which means I'm close to updating things that people are actually reading. So let's all hope this streak continues, and I'll have something new up soon! Thank you for your time.

--Duckie Lover 151

I can also be found on Youtube! Most Recent Video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h49drJXJj3k

Current Anime: Okay, I need to learn how to have more of a one-track mind. Usually that isn't a good thing, but it may actually help me here. I'm am currently rewatching every single of episode of Dragon Ball (to be followed by DBZ and yes, I'll even rewatch GT while I'm at it.) I'm also rewatching all of Hetalia, and rewatching Sekirei with a friend... After which I mean to watch Angel Beats and finish Ghost Hound. (I also started Crystal Blaze, but I'm not sure if I'll continue that yet, or if I do, it probably won't be any time soon.) As overloaded as I like to make myself, I'm open to suggestions, like always! Anything you think is good, feel free to share. If I've already seen it... we're probably going to spend some time gushing about it together. (:

Dragon Ball Pact: "This pact is meant to hold together the remaining fans of Dragon Ball/Z/GT. Whether you like the FUNimation dub or the Ocean dub, whether you like the manga or the anime, whether you say 'Saiyan' or 'Saiyajin', we must stand strong and united, for we are the last of our dying race. And all those who are true fans, post this up on your page, forever proclaiming your Dragon Ball heritage. Be proud, for you are a true Saiyan!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBdpRj4whi4&feature=autoplay&list=FLAcWTu2wHTs0&index=3&playnext=2 This is the most amazing 07 Ghost video you'll ever find!!!!!!!

Dear math,

I have my own problems to deal with... i dont need to solve yours.

Fanfiction. Because 87 percent of all original endings SUCK.
Fanfiction. Because 95 percent of all plot twists are either predictable or stupid.
Fanfiction. Because my favorite characters always die.
Fanfiction. Because sometimes evil deserves to win.
Fanfiction. Because some authors just don't know which of their own characters go together best.
Fanfiction. Because most authors aren't willing to write multiple versions of their stories just so we can see every possibility that arises.
I found this on LazyCatfish27's profile, but I'm not sure if it's original or not, so I just felt like I had to put down that it's not mine, just in case. :)

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened:)

Favorite Words: Improvise
Kumquat
fladoodle
confuzzled
Duodenum -DWOD-NUM:)
hepply (mistake by my friend. She meant to type happily)
larcenist (theif)
Huzzah!
epic
splat
imperialistically
flabbergasted
flibbertigibbet
If you know any more amazing words, please PM me!

Awesome Quotes:

So then I was like AVADA KEDAVRA! and he was like dead- Lord Voldemort

Stay Gold- Johnny Cade

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves "You know, I want to set those people over there on fire,but I'm just not close enough to get the job done"- George Carlin

Authors become rich and famous by never growing up on the inside.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

What the fladoodle!- wordwarrior192

Holy elephant crumpets!- wordwarrior192

(laughing) giraffes don't exist!- wordwarrior192

You can't escape me! You're the Kyoya to my Tamaki!- wordwarrior192

Why don't we ever play patty cake?- wordwarrior192
How did we go from the topic of killing each other to patty cake?- Hikaru-Kaoru0815

If I were considered and all-knowing being, there are a lot of people who'd consider themselves God- jgirl6906

Once, Monique got a book out of the library called "The Grass Is Green".-Me
What was it about?- jgirl6906
The grass. Did you know it's green?-Me

WordWarrior192: Everyone shall now call me Princess Funtime Cupcake Sunshine Ice Cream Lollipop!
Me: Okay WordWarrior "
wordwarrior: wordwarrior? Who's this wordwarrior you speak of? I knew you were two-timing me!
Me: So what!? I know you love Monique more!
wordwarrior: Fine! I get the house, you get the kids!
Me: They aren't even my kids!
wordwarrior192: Why am I always the whore in these scenarios?
(BTW, this was pretty much shouted down our school hallway...) XD

Life's like a novel with the end ripped out- Rascal Flatts "Stand"

I'm not a bunny molester! I just thought it would be more comfortable with its dress off!-jgirl6906

(Talking about the last comment) You put that on the internet?!- jgirl
Of course. I'm determined to embarrass you- Me
So's my dad. Him and his Mankini...- jgirl

What is it with our family and beating people up at weddings?- Dez (my cousin)

If you can't take critisism, then don't put it on the fucking internet- la route de l'enfer

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage.' I believe the technical term is 'being an ass.'" Shigure from Fruits Basket

"Polish horses never charged German tanks at the Battle of... Oh, right. Anime fans...
Germany invaded Poland in '39... right, American fans...
Poland is a country. In Europe!"- Female Narrator from Hetalia

Don't do drugs! Send them to me, and I'll dispose of them for you...-Jerry Jewel

You got dirt in my eye!-Me
So? You got dirt in my shoes!-Payton
...-Me

Concentrate- Danisnotonfire
Do you know what rhymes with concentrate? Shut up. -AmazingPhil

If you want to be a writer and fanfiction is just the beginning, copy this onto your profile.

(·.·).I.(·.·)
(·.··. .·;Love·..··.·)
·..·The Outsiders·.
·.(· Forever·)..· Stay Gold!

A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike. Copy this into your profile if you're a Ninja!0_0

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(PS- I love the truth of this one... but I'm a total grammar nazi, so everyone out there who's reading this... PLEASE spell your words correctly. :) Thank you, have a nice day.)

Perspectives of the world:

Optomist- the glass is half full.
Pessimist- the glass is half empty.
Fatalist-the water will evaporate.
Existentialist- the glass is.
Feminist- all glasses are equal.
Narcissist-look at me in the water!
Polygamist-the more glasses the merrier.
Evangelist-the glass must repent.
Socialist-share the glass.
Capitalist-sell the glass.
Anarchist- break the glass.
Psychologist- How does the water feel about the glass?

If your sanity would be threatened if you ever lost your writing notebook, post this on your profile.

READ THIS:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let in my 27 partner into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bare.
We are the couple who have the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

RE-POST IF YOU BELIEVE HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG.
There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

If you've ever tripped over air copy this onto your profile

If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy this onto your profile. Sadly enough, not only was there a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, I tripped up a ramp.

If you've ever ran into a lamppost or some tall, metal pole that is blatently obvious copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if when you were young: There were only 150 Pokemon. Digimon was popular. Yu-Gi-Oh! actually had Yugi in it. You didn't get weird looks when you went Trick-or-Treating. Nobody cared what you looked like. Hamtaro ROCKED! Catching a pidgeon was cool. Pirates before Pirates of the Carribean. Nobody knew how to spell Volcano. Pinky and the Brain were cartoon characters, not body parts. Saying 'moron' was a swear word. Fire was considered dangerous. The only thing you had to worry about were boy cooties. Cursive writing was just a bunch of swirly lines. Multiplication was scary. Dora the explorer and that goddamned monkey who follows her EVERYWHERE didn't exist. The first Harry Potter was the coolest things since sliced bread. Clothes were just the things on your back, not a fashion statement. Loving the Spice girls was nothing to be ashamed of. If you were, copy and paste then add your name: Catemonster, Angel Dumott Schunard Collins, Palinana, NejiKikyoAnimeRose, Baying-for-the-Moon, DuckPond, Chocolate Fish, duckie lover 151

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass it's about learning how to dance in the rain.

Normal people scare me... but not as much as I scare them.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best one are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along. The one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

'At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deep he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile
I love my dad especially because my mom's so screwed up from the divorce and I'm not allowed to see her until she gets help and starts taking her medicine. :( LOVE YOU, DAD!

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

If you've ever done or said something that made perfect sense to your real friends, but made your peers look at you strangely, copy this onto your profile.

Moonlight Ride Author Unknown

Jenny was so happy about the house they had found
For once in her life 'twas on the right side of town
She unpacked her things with such great ease
As she watched her new curtains blow in the breeze

How wonderful it was to have her own room
School would be starting, she'd have friends over soon
There'd be sleepovers and parties; she was so happy
It's just the way she wanted her life to be

On the first day of school everything went great
She made new friends and even got a date
She thought, "I want to be popular, and I'm going to be
Because I just got a date with the star of the team!"

To be known in this school you had to have a clout
And dating this guy would sure help her out
There was only one problem stopping her fate
Her parents had said she was too young to date

"Well I just won't tell them the entire truth.
They won't know the difference, what's there to lose?"
Jenny asked to stay with her friends that night
Her parents frowned, but said, "All right."

Excited, she got ready for the big event
But as she rushed around like she had no sense
She began to feel guilty about all the lies
But what's a pizza, a party, and a moonlight ride?

Well the pizza was good, and the party was great
But the moonlight ride would have to wait
For Jeff was half drunk by this time
But he kissed her and said that he was just fine

Then the room filled with smoke and Jeff took a puff
Jenny couldn't believe he was smoking that stuff
Now Jeff was ready to ride to the point
But only after he'd smoked another joint

They jumped in the car for the moonlight ride
Not thinking that he was too drunk to drive
They finally made it to the point at last
And Jeff started trying to make a pass

A pass is not what Jenny wanted at all
And by pass I don't mean playing football
"Perhaps my parents were right... maybe I am too young
Boy, how could I ever, ever be so dumb?"

With all of her might she pushed Jeff away
"Please take me home, I don't want to stay."
Jeff cranked up the engine and floored the gas
In a matter of seconds, they were going too fast

As Jeff drove on in a fit of wild anger
Jenny knew that her life was in danger
She begged and pleaded for him to slow down
But he just got faster as they neared the town

"Just let me get home. I'll confess that I lied!
I really went out for a moonlight ride."
Then all of a sudden she saw a big flash
"Oh God, please help us! We're going to crash!"

She doesn't remember the force of impact
Just that everything all of a sudden went black
She felt someone remove her from the twisted rubble
And heard, "Call an ambulance! These kids are in trouble!"

Voices she heard... a few words at best
But she knew there were two cars involved in the wreck
Then wondered to herself if Jeff was all right
And if the people in the other car were alive

She awoke in the hospital to faces so sad
"You've been in a wreck and it looks pretty bad."
These voices echoed inside her head
As they gently told her that Jeff was dead

They said, "Jenny, we've done all we can do.
But it looks as if we'll lose you too."
"But the people in the other car?!" Jenny cried
"We're sorry, Jenny, they also died."

Jenny prayed, "God, forgive me for what I've done.
I only wanted to have just one night of fun.
Tell those people's families, I've made their lives dim.
And I wish I could return their families to them."

"Tell Mom and Dad, I'm sorry I lied,
And that it's my fault so many have died.
Oh, nurse, won't you please tell them that for me?"
The nurse just stood there-she never agreed.

But took Jenny's hand with tears in her eyes
And a few moments later, Jenny died
A man asked the nurse, "Why didn't you do your best
To bid that girl her one last request?"

She looked at the man, with eyes oh so sad
"Because the people in the other car were her mom and her dad."
This story is sad and unpleasant but true.
Young people take heed, it could've been you.

READ AND PASS ON TO AT LEAST TEN OTHER TEENS (Copy and repost)
This was the first poem I truly ever liked, and I've heard it was written by Jenny's best friend.

Calling me STUPID won't make you SMART,

Calling me WEAK won't make you STRONG,

Calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY,

Calling me POOR won't make you RICH,

Calling me FAT wont make you PERFECT,

Calling me UNCOOL wont make you COOL,

So why bother?

Repost if you hate bullying!

For me, Crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you are Crazy, copy this onto your profile.

Hate is easy. Love takes courage.

A word to the wise isn't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls

Well-behaved women rarely make history

I am the girl who doesn't go to school dances, and when I do, I sit in the corner and read a book
I am the girl that people look through when I say something
I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading,writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal
I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face
I am the girl who doesn't spend all her time on Myspace or talking to a friend on her cellphone
I am the girl who hasn't been asked out in a year
I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird, who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have time to do anymore, who can express herself better with words than with actions, and knows the importance of the little things.

Add your name to the list so the girls who are unique and different can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but they are not alone.
PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, DEFiiANCE, Angel of Apathy, HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Mikiness-Teh-Goddess, Kawaii-Inu-Mimi, hungrylikethewolf1994, ellaoptimistic, twilight22lover, Bookangel812, Jazzy's Seer, Miss C. Cullen, Ya Sas Artimis, Vic Taylor, Erma Buckles, butterfly1415, NotEveryJulietNeedsARomeo, Kisara the BlueEyesWhiteDragon, talkstoangels77, and duckie lover 151

Procrastinators unite! ... tomorrow!

I was uncool before being uncool was cool.

Remember When...
Getting HIGH meant swinging on the playground?
The worst thing you could get from boys was COOTIES?
Mom was your hero
And Dad was the boy you were going to marry?
When your worst enemies were your siblings?
And race issues were about who ran faster?
When WAR was a card game?
And life was simple and carefree?
Remember when all you wanted to do was GROW UP?
Put this on your profile if you're still five on the inside :)

Hate: A special kind of love we give to people who suck.

Stress: The body's punishment for overriding the desire to strangle some jerk who deserved it.

The only sane people are the ones willing to admit they're crazy

This was created by my best friend in the world, people on fanfiction know her as WordWarrior192. It's completely true:

My best friend and I have been best friends forever, but we were always different than other girls. They chased boys to kiss them, we chased boys to tackle, capture, and make them eat dirt. They played dress-up, we played fight the invisible monster. They created the Cheetah Girls Club, and excluded other girls. We created a magic club and screamed at anyone who came too close. They talked to each other, we talked to trees. They painted nails, we practiced spells. Now that we are older (and a bit more social) we are still different. We stand up for the losers, what's right, and the other rejects like us. We say what we think, and we don't care what others say! Repost this if you are like us and stand out!

If you know your best friend is for life without a doubt, copy this onto your profile.