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Author has written 32 stories for Batman: Arkham Asylum, Hetalia - Axis Powers, DC Superheroes, Transformers/Beast Wars, and A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris.
Hey people; the name's Alexis. I'm a very interesting author. Well, not really but people find my stories to be interesting (or so they tell me). As you may notice when you read my FanFics, I like writing my stories with romance. I must be a romantic or something. My friends like my stories so I hope other people like them too! I'm a little scary sometimes, but at least that's what people tell me.
I usually make up stories on a whim, like during classes or somewhere random (like a bus stop once). I LOVE writing stories for things like Batman and Transformers. If I ever write an Hetalia story, it's an AU... I'm not good with writing historically accurate stories. I will admit that I just straight up suck at it. I can't wait for my history class to get going! So much history equals so many Hetalia stories to be made! YAY!
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Hey! I'm on DA! Watch me. I have some stuff posted here that isn't and will probably never be on FF.net.
I'm also on LJ under the name xxrprussiaxx! Friend me! :D
You can also find links and the progress to my stories on my Facebook page! Take a look!
The Couple Column
So... this originally was a listen of all yaoi pairings I like, but now it's a list of all couples from yaoi to yuri to het, whether they be total crack or practically canon. Some are even OC pairings, but they're all couples that I like very much and I support ALL THE WAY. Bite me. :) WARNING: This list is always getting new additions.
Bloodshed and Thornstriker (TF; my OCs the killer warrior and the weak scientist. I love it. )
Scarecrow and Riddler (DC; Me gusta mucho... :D)
Batman and Joker (DC; yeah...)
Sentinel and Jazz (TFA; Crack Pairings will ALWAYS rule in they're good ones.)
Airstream and Wheeljack (TF; Airstream is the OC brother of Thornstriker.)
Megatron and Optimus (TF; it's so clear to me)
Megatron and Starscream (TF; Starscream is SUCH a sex slave.)
Thundercracker and Skywarp (TF; how can you not see it?!)
Novabomb and Mirage (TF; A crazy OC of mine and Mirage... Personality contradictions rule).
Helios and Drago (Bakugan; only see the a few episodes, but Ii see it as clear as day! - we need some FanFics of this couple, damn it! LOL)
Nick and Ellis (L4D; don't argue because I believe it)
Galvatron and Cliffjumper (TFA; TOTAL CRACK. Yeah, I know. I'm weird. What're you gonna do about it? XD)
Lugnut and Blitzwing (TFA; yep :D)
Prowl and Jazz (TF; it depends on the Universe for who tops. For me, Jazz tops in TFA and Prowl tops in every other verse.)
Soundwave and Jazz (TF; love them - music rules!)
Ultra Magnus and Optimus Prime (TFA; it just works for me :D)
Shockwave and Rapidshock (TFA; Rapidshock [from DA] is the OC younger brother of Shockwave... It's incest, but for TFs... It doesn't matter. EVER!)
Starscream and Perceptor (TF; it works for me damn it!)
Longarm Prime/Shockwave and Blurr (TFA; it's cute. Bite me.)
Longarm Prime/Shockwave and Bumblebee (TFA; they're just so cute together!!!)
Wasp/Wapsinator and Bumblebee (TFA; one word - DAMN!!!!!!)
Lockdown and Prowl (TFA; it's as clear as day for me... O_O)
Skyfire and Starscream (TF-G1; THERE'S SOMETHING THERE!!!)
Skyfire and Ratchet (TF-G1; it's funny how I used to despise this pairing and now I'm a huge fan).
Russia and China (Hetalia; they were my OTP. I have to love them, even they're not anymore.)
Russia and Prussia (Hetalia; something about them just makes me have fangasms).
Greece and Japan (Hetalia; TOO CUTE for me to not like.)
Turkey and Egypt (Hetalia; it's a cute pairing. Shut up - I like it.)
France and England (Hetalia; they're quarreling is sexual tension, damn it...)
Spain and Romano (Hetalia; come on - these dudes are practically CANON.)
Germany and Italy (Hetalia; same as above.)
Lithuania and Poland (Hetalia; same as above.)
Sweden and Finland (Hetalia; same as above again :D)
Lugnut and Megatron (TFA; I HAVE NO IDEA WHY I BEGAN TO LIKE THIS PAIRING SO DO NOT ASK!!!!!! O_O)
Superman and Batman (DC; Well... I'm not sure why either, but it works for me. :D)
Mikado and Towa (Warui Series; LOL the [sadistic] Student Council Pres and the [idiot] deliquent)
Shinonome and Yuki-chan (Warui Series; MY FAVE CANON YAOI COUPLE!!!!)
Koun and Nanao (Warui Series; they're so beautiful... :D)
Super Boy and Robin/Tim Drake (DC; yummy... :P)
Vemon and Spider-Man (Marvel; ...Weird, huh?)
Megatron and Soundwave (TF-G1; Soundwave is his bitch... By far the most loyal bitch EVER.)
Breakdown and Knock Out (TFP; Come on - you don't see it?)
The Lambo Twins and Ratchet (TF-G1; Yep. I went there. What're you gonna do about it?)
Bombrush and Soundwave (TF Movie; Oh Primus... WTF is wrong with me?! I paired Soundwave with Bloodshed's sadistic father! Why am I SO EVIL?! *bricked*)
Ratchet and Arcee (TF; I think TFA got me hooked on this pairing)
Rodimus and Arcee (TFA; wow, I pair Arcee up with a lot of mechs...)
Bombrush and Pixela (TFA; the creators of Bloodshed... No one seems to know if they really love each other or not.)
Ironhide and Chromia (TF; it's canon and I NEVER pair them with anyone else. They're stuck together UNTIL THE END OF TIME... At least for me they are.)
Sentinel Prime and Blackarachnia (TFA; I hold onto hope with them. :P)
Swoop and First Aid (TF-G1; I'm weird but crack is crack.)
Austria and Hungary (Hetalia; You don't see it?)
Francis and Rochelle (L4D; they're cute together... :D)
Joker and Harley (DC; I ship them and if you don't, something's wrong with you. _)
Gambit and Rogue (Marvel; LOVE THEM)
Iron Man/Tony Stark and Pepper Potts (Marvel; canon. Shut up.)
Blackarachnia and Arcee (TFA; :D Perv in the house.)
Ironhide and Lennox (TF Movie; well, looks like I lied. I will pair Ironhide with someone else other than Chromia. Oh well.)
Starscream and Alexis (TF Armada; I HAVE NO AFFLITATION TO HER CHARACTER! It just happens to be her name so XP)
Starbolt and Nebula (TF Movie; OC sister of Soundwave and another OC femme... Yep.)
Megatron and Rodimus (TFA; I es muy weird... O_o)
Sprx-77 and Nova (SRMTHFG!; Canon. SO canon.)
Chiro and Jinmay (SRMTHFG!; also canon... yeah.)
Skips and Benson (The Regular Show; SHUT UP! I'M NOT ON DRUGS! I JUST SEE IT! >:D)
Harry and Cho (HP; they were cute together... :D)
Neville and Luna (HP; also super cute! I love LUNA!!!)
Sam and Mikaela (TF-Movie; fuck Carly in Bayformers. I liked Mikaela's character way better.)
Snape and Lily (HP; I love them together.)
Voldermort and Bellatrix (HP; :D :D :D :D)
Batman and Catwoman (Batman; well, it's not canon enough?)
Shere Khan and Bagheera (Jungle Book; my mind has warped childhood classics... Yay)
Lockdown and Jazz (TFA; hot crack pairing is hot :D)
Robin and Starfire (Teen Titans; canon)
Beast Boy and Raven (Teen Titans; I don't like BBxTerra. This couple's cuter.)
Reiji and Mimi Usa (Kodomo no Jikan; I'm such a criminal for this...)
Daisuke Aoki and Rin Kokonoe (Kodomo no Jikan; once again, I am a criminal.)
Bulkhead and Miko (TFP; yep, I'm weird.)
Jack and Arcee (TFP; once again, Arcee has been paired up...)
Arachnid and Arcee (TFP; wow Arcee... LOL)
Billy MacDowell and Christopher William Orson Andrew Roland XIII (Alice 19th; let's just ignore the fact Chris is 13 and Billy has a finacee and my life is good :D)
Kyou and Alice (Alice 19th; cute canon )
Megatron and Shockwave (TF; I resisted, but in the end... I fell in love with this pairing)
Bumblebee and Sari (TFA; it's very cute, wouldn't you agree?)
Inferno and Red Alert (G1; Teehee... Me gusta _)
Optimus and Ratchet (TFP; I like this pairing :P)
Lugnut and Strika (TFA; yes, I went there)
Steve and Starscream (TFP; you won't get it unless you are truly into the TFP fandom...)
Blitzwing and Jazz (TFA; it works for me.)
Lugnut and Shockwave (TFA; something is very wrong with me...)
Sunspot and Hot Shot (TF Movie; Sunspot is from the toyline series, so he IS canon.)
Blitzwing and Blackarachnia (TFA; het! OMG!)
Lockdown and Yoketron (TFA; I can't explain my attraction toward the pairing. I just possess one.)
Here is a list of future, multi-chapter stories I have in mind. Hopefully, at least one of them will spark interest.
Sweet, Ghoul-Faced Lover - [Rated M; Angst and Romance; Fallout] The Lone-Wanderer - Carmen - made many allies as she traveled through the Wastelands. However, as she searched for her father, she found something she wasn't looking for - love from her Ghoul servant Charon. TLW/Charon
Why God Invented Condoms - [Rated T; Drama and Humor; Hetalia] Condoms were made to prevent pregnancies... even male-pregnancies. A bunch of m-pregs drabbles with my fave APH couples. (AU)
Her Name Was Amy - [Rated M; Drama and Romance; Super Robot Monkey Team] Before meeting Chiro, the monkeys had taken a young girl under their wing, who ran away after Mandarin became corrupt. Suddenly, she returns - and she's not just looking for shelter. Antauri/OC, mild Otto/OC
You're Anything But Alone -[Rated M; Angst and Horror; Left 4 Dead] The group gets two new survivors - Keith and Natasha. The girl's crude, but it seems whoever she lost on the way is haunting her. Keith won't tell and the rest can only wonder - what the hell happened to her? Keith/OC; Nellis
The Red Blanket - [Rated M; Angst and Romance; Hetalia] Military AU: Captain Gilbert Beilschimdt's squad finds an enemy sniper who claims to be a double agent. Though weary of him, they take him into their group. Gilbert can't help but to be suspicious of him. He makes him feel uneasy. What could it be? Rprussia; Warning: Violence, Language, Non-con; consensual sex
Only a Pet - [Rated M; Crime and Drama; Batman Begins/Dark Night] Rebecca was walking home one night and knocked unconscious the minute she reached her doorstep. When she awakens, she finds her tied and gagged in a room with Gotham's most insane and vile criminal who seems to have taken a deranged interest in the woman. Joker/OC
Just Call Me Charlotte - [Rated M; Action/Adventure and Romance; TFA] Jane is a twenty-six year old TF fangirl with a boring life. While out on a date, she blacks out and mysteriously goes into a coma, only to reawaken in the TFA series as a woman named Charlotte, and she gets a harsh realization between the fans' fanasties and the TFA reality. WARNINGS: Ultra Magnus/OC, het, violence, sex, language, various slash pairings.
Let's Take a Spin - [Rated M; Action/Adventure and Romance; TFP] Jack's aunt Joanne Darby shows up to Jasper for a two month visit and evidently gets in the mix of the Autobot/Decepticon war. Now, much to her dismay, she requires a guardian, and soon discovers why it might be as bad as she thinks. At least, not yet. OP/OC
Only some of these are actually somewhat started on my computer; some I've only written down. I just have so many goddamn ideas floating in my brain. Oh well! Also, most of these stories shall be rated M... God, I'm such a pervert. XD
TF4: Our Darkest Hours - Finally got around to writing and posting this... Well, all I can do is pray and hope for the best, non? I'll just post this though on my DA account... If you wanna read, go there. :)
I'm Sorry (Hetalia) - RoChu oneshot... YAY!
The Nightmare (Hetalia) - Giripan... Sigh, poor Japan and his slanderful(real word?) mind...
I'm Always Here (Hetalia) - GerIta. I think I'm terrible - every Hetalia oneshot I have written is sad, angsty, etc... WTF? Do I like torturing theses people? :O
If You Miss Me (Hetalia) - FrUK. A bit of a PWP but hey - people like it. This has been moved to my LJ account.
Dominance (Batman: Arkham Asylum) - It's a PWP that used to be on this site, but I felt it was too raunchy for FF.Net. I've moved it to my LJ account.
Bunny Fun (Hetalia) - RusPrus. My first multi-chapter story I've ever completed. This has been moved to both my DA and LJ accounts. Only LJ shows chapters 2 through 4, the rather smutty stuff.
Hunger (Batman/Superman Adventures) - A weird oneshot that popped out of nowhere... Made it for my good friend TheViolentFemme. :D
Gratitude (Transformers/Beast Wars) - I love Skyfire and Starscream and I just had a REAL bad itch that needed some cratching.
Our Blanket of White and Red (Hetalia) - Another one-shot of RusPrus... More angst. Surprised, anyone?
Finally Mine Again (Transformers/Beast Wars) - More SkyStar love. I love this pairing. This story was made for a pic on DA, which can be found
Independence (Transformers/Beast Wars) - Just a bit of aftermath of TFP episode 20 "Partners..."
Lunar Asylum (Batman: Arkham Asylum/City) - This is not a story I am proud of, but it's my first "real" fan-fic. Sadly, the plot's mediocre, my OC's a Mary-Sue, and I seem to glorify rape. Am I fucking stupid? Sigh... Oh well. Practice makes perfect, and eventually, I'll make a story where I don't have so many flaws. _
Loyalty's Reward (Transformers/Beast Wars) - Megatron/Soundwave. I'm sorry, but I just love that couple. It's practically canon (well, obviously just to me, but still). I love writing these two... Yummy.
Silent Defiance (Transformers/Beast Wars) - To those who watched TFP episode 26, weren't you kind of wondering what was going through Soundwave's mind? I certianly was and this is what the curiousity produced.
Troubling Thoughts (Transformers/Beast Wars) - I lurv TFA Megs/OP. Why? I don't know. Don't ask.
The True You (Transformers/Beast Wars) - This did very well on DA, which made me happy as I never really wrote Shockwave before. Yahoo! :D
Separation (Transformers/Beast Wars) - Again, I have more angst. I'm so evil. I mean, seriously?! What is with me and angst?! :/
Excuses (Transformers/Beast Wars) It seems not many people on FF.net like Starscream getting beaten up as much as they do on DA... Oh well. :)
Obsession (Transformers/Beast Wars) I love Lockdown/Prowl. Had to write something and this is what came out.
Possession (Transformers/Beast Wars) I find it ironic that sometimes the only way for your fics to get attention is if it has something relating to sex... Oh well.
Cold Embrace (Transformers/Beast Wars) Yeah... I enjoy this couple a lot. I probably like them more the Megs/SS. :)
Picking Up the Pieces (Transformers/Beast Wars) Though if a reunion were to occur in TFP, it probably wouldn't happen like this. Oh well, a fan can dream.
My Inspiration (Transformers/Beast Wars) On DA, this did pretty damn well... Which shocks me to this day as I thought it was bad. Oh well. :/
Simplicity (Transformers/Beast Wars) For some reason when writing this couple, I enjoy the idea of their being relationship being a sercet one. It just seems more canon that way.
A Big Child (Hetalia) I was in a RusPrus mood... and somehow this came out.
Beautiful Angel (A Monster in Paris) The end of the movie made me so mad when Raoul and Lucille got together. So, I made this instead. Interspecies for the win!
Admiration (Transformers/Beast Wars) Ugh... I hate this pairing. But it was a prize for someone, so I had to write it. Hope they enjoy it.
Cure to Anxiety (Transformers/Beast Wars) Again, despised pairing, but it was a prize. Glad to see that they liked it though.
Fork in the Road (Transformers/Beast Wars) Aw... Some sweetness between these two. :D
Start (Transformers/Beast Wars) Gotta love some Megs/Shockwave... I know I do.
Challenged (Transformers/Beast Wars) Basically, got bored and wrote it.
Innocence (Transformers/Beast Wars) I regret nothing.
Friendship (Transformers/Beast Wars) I love Miko and Bulkhead. They're just so awesome together... Had to write this.
Here are some quotes that make me smile:
"Nesicito el yogur! Yogur" Me (it was for a spanish project)
"Hey, Tia! You can join us... we can have a threesome!" Me (it's not what it sounds like... in Spanish class, we were playing a card came and she didn't have a partner. The invite didn't come out the way i wanted it to XD)
"Joker's not even on the crazy train... he's freaking driving it," Hollie (Batman villain discussion :D)
"Shut up! Stay away from me! Get away!!!!" Hiro-san from Junjou Egoist (it just makes me laugh :D)
"Oh suck my balls, you ginger jew rat! Punk-ass Stewley. Who the f*ck do you think you are?!"
"A-Prus Alexis... A-Prus" - Gabe (future famous world-wide artist from English class)
"He gave you everything... and what did you give him? Herpes?" - IDK, but it was on the Soup. I just cracked up.
"All water is water water." - Shay (best smart-blonde friend). She was trying to say "All rides are water rides," but instead, it became that. XD
"Ponecine!" - Shay, me, Hollie, and Kevin (We were at the park and Hollie called the pinecone a "Ponecine") LOL
"That's probably the most interesting thing you can do with your life - end it." - George Carlin (Life is Worth Losing... Man, I miss him)
"I'm the poor German orphan who's being beaten up on the streets... You meanies!" - Shay. Me and Hollie were stepping on her stomach; we have it all on camera :D
"Everything's been sanitized now - cleaned up. First with these fucking Christians, just start with them. Let's not leave out these PC campus liberal assholes. They're just as fucking bad from a different direction. But everything's different; everything's been polished up now. It's anal intercourse, anal rape. Bullshit. Cornholed." - George Carlin once again (Life is Worth Losing)
"The pokemon set Batman down in the police car." - Hollie (We were reading over Lunar Asylum and policemen became pokemon and Barbara became Batman). XD
"My juice box!" - Me (it was so random and it interrupted my English class... Yay :D).
"And then there's this absolute sh*t about the Joker having the capacity for "sweet moments." A rabid St. Bernard has a higher capacity for sweet moments!" - Night Monkey (from a review she made and it was hilarious XD).
"Did you honestly believe you would get snickerdoodles for bastardizing a name? Well, hate to break it to you babe, but you don’t." - Moralistic Demon (another reviewer for a story. She, Night Monkey, and Elodie the Scribe are funny in their reviews :D).
"Also something you might be unaware of? The Joker is mostly likely anywhere from 25-30 of age... so why the hell do you have him paired with some fifteen/sixteen year old girl? Not only is that creepy, but if "Jack" was "like an uncle" to "Annabel Lee Nicholson" when she was very little... that would make your Joker about THREE times her age, which is just awkward and slightly creepy." - Nameless (another reviewer for a TDK story. It was great, really XD).
"*checks chapter* Yep, your OC is still a slut. I love how, during the whole dinner, not ONCE does it occur to her that Gordon, you know, IS A MARRIED MAN.
"AVL = Artistic Vixen Line."
"Try not to laugh too loudly in class."
"My Ding Dong! . . . oh." - Kevin. (the funniest part was his defeated realization of what he just said)
"Sleep . . . Penis." - Kevin. (LOL, silly Kevin XD)
"I can't eat you, I don't want to smell you!" - Shay to me (I don't remember what, but hell - it was funny)
"I know. I sound like a Drag Queen who smokes a pack a day." - Mrs. Zinn (She had a really bad sore throat and this was how she described it. EPIC)
"For 1500, you can get it squishy."
"Why is the white one running faster than the two Mexicans?!" - Me (me and Hollie are Hispanic while our friend Shay is both German and Irish).
"*spanishspanishspanishspansih* Chinese food *spanishspanishspanishspansih*" - Karinna (she was talking in Spanish with su madre and apparently Chinese food does into Spanish... Ah, the art of Spanglish)
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