| Master Bleach |
Author has written 3 stories for Bleach. I like Bleach and Naruto. I like anime, manga, reading, writing, gaming, biking! I dislike jerks, and idiots. Thats all anyone needs to know!(O.o) This site is why I'm taking so long to update stories. http://z3.invisionfree.com/Las_Noches_Forums/index.php?act=idx Favorite Bleach Shippings IchiXHime IchiXNel IshiXNemu HisagiXMatsumoto GinXMatsu HitsuXMatsu RenjiXRukia KenpachiXUnohana HitsuXKarin HitsuXYachiru UraharaXYoruichi Favorite Naruto Shippings NarutoXHinata SasukeXSakura NejiXTenTen ShikamaruXTemari SaiXIno PeinXKonan Anime I have Read/Watched/Seen- Bleach Naruto Code Geass Cowboy Bebop Ghost In The shell Ghost In The shell 2nd Gig Big O Inuyasha Pokemon Yugioh! Yugioh! GX! Yugioh 5D! Dragonball Dragonball Z Dragonball GT Rave Master Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 Blood+ FLCL Fullmetal Alchemist Gurren Lagann Noein Tactics Tokko 10 Ways to Tick people off! 1. Hug Them, then Let Go, Then Hug them again repeatedly. 2. Snatch their food from them them. 3. Say Random things about them. 4. Poke them repeatedly. 5. Prank them until they go insane. 6. Blame anything on them. 7. Dress and act exactly like them. 8. Sell are their stuff on Ebay. 9. Stalk them on the internet. 10. Follow them where ever they go. Stories In-progress 1. Sappy and Chibification. 2.Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition Completed Kon's Revenge Quotes, Statements, and Questions. 1. If you can’t convince them, confuse them. 2. What goes around, usually gets dizzy and falls over. 3. I didn’t say it was your fault. I said I was going to blame you. 4. How is it that “fat chance” and “slim chance” both mean the same thing? 5. Any system that relies on human reliability, is very unreliable. 6. If time is on our side, then what’s on the other? 7. Those of you who think you know everything, are very annoying to those who really do. 8. Hard works never killed anybody, but why take a chance? 9. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 10.I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. 11. It might look like I’m doing nothing, but at the molecular level; I’m really quite busy. 12. What do you do if you just saw an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? 13. If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who was the idiot who said,” Quit while you’re ahead.” 14. Are people just BORN stupid, or do they have to work at it? 15. How is it even possible to have a CIVIL war? 16.Electrons are very, very small, but they can gang up and hurt you. 17. The sooner you fall behind, the more time you have to catch up. 18. Why do scientists call it Research, when they’re looking for something entirely new? 19. Why don’t psychics win the lottery? 20. If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy? 21. If Wal-Mart has lower prices everyday, why isn’t anything free yet? 22. If man evolved from apes and monkeys, why are their still apes and monkeys? 23. If you get scared half to death twice, will you die? 24. How can one person be DIRT poor, but another is FILTHY rich? 25. If people really learned from their mistakes, there’d be a hell of a lot of geniuses. 26. Never do anything that you wouldn’t want to explain to paramedics. 27. Sometimes I wonder, “Why is that Frisbee getting bigger?”…And then it hits me. 28. wonder who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “Hey, I’ll pull on these dangly things, and drink whatever comes out of them.” 29. Dear Santa, I’m just writing to say that YES, I have been naughty this year. And I’m proud of it, you fat judgmental bastard. 30. If Christmas is a time for giving, you guys need to give me more stuff. 31. Friends are like potatoes…if you eat them…they DIE. 32. Don’t sweat the petty things…and don’t pet the sweaty things. 33. When life gives you lemons, squeeze it into some ones eyes and haul ass! :) 34. I used to be a relatively nice person, but this world beat that right the hell outta me. 35. Therapy helps, but screaming obscenities are cheaper. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it ,Sn1ck3rD00dl3, Harajuku Girl, Amaterasu Haruno, Luna.the.betrayed.ninja, ProfessorZoom,jimu, ShikallllTema, Hitsugaya'sGirl, Kida Ookami, Master Bleach | |||||||||||
1. Twisted Entertainment: Bleach Edition! » reviewsSee you favorite Characters do things! Aizen-bashing, and other things that will earn this story at least a T rating!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,914 - Reviews: 96 - Updated: 10-13-09 - Published: 5-25-09 - Kon & Yoruichi S.2. Sappy and Chibification » reviewsNel becomes a new student in Ichigo's class. While Hitsugaya,Kiyone,Hisagi,Iba and Soi Fon get turned into Chlidren! Read the madness!Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 7-24-09 - Published: 3-11-09 - Hitsugaya T. & Yachiru K.3. Kon's Revenge! » reviewsKon is tired of Ichigo's misstreatment toward him! Now what does Kon do when Ichigo leaves his body to fight a hollow?Bleach - Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 3-7-09 - Published: 3-3-09 - Ichigo K. & Kon