Sooooooooo then, where the hell to start!

My name is Claire and I live in the Midlands (UK all the way!!) and have been writing for about twelve years now I guess. I first had my work published in a poetry anthology when I was fifteen, but since then haven't looked into getting my work out there again. I know it's the mother of all cop outs but I'm such a busy girl! And what takes up my time I hear you ask? A full time physically demanding job as a specialist car part technician (I am one of the only women in the world doing the job I do- something that I am very proud of). Also I dedicate a lot of my time to my pets, I love animals more than people because there's no bullshit about them, and to me people are bullshit! I have two guinea pigs, three rats and and a mad ass bull terrier who is like a child to me, I wouldn't and couldn't be without him!

So then, to get to know a little more about me I thought I'd list what I give the thumbs up and the thumbs down to. Read on...

I love - Pantera, Jack Daniels, tattooed, built men (it should be mandatory!), blondes, shaved heads, blue eyes, brown eyes, long eyelashes, candles, scrapbooks, writing down my favourite memories, good times with friends, driving in my car late at night with said friends going on 'spooky tours' (of haunted graveyards baby yeah!), black and chrome (sexy!), lots of black eye make up (but I AM NOT a goth! Nothing against goths but I am not one!), lipgloss, animal print clothes, shoes and bags, cowboy boots and hats, dressing 'white trash' lol, poetry, Kiefer Sutherlands voice, fake hair, skinny jeans, cherries, vodka soaked fruit, blunts, bling, zombies, skeletons (I find them so fascinating to look at - I used to dance around the science lab at school with Boney the school skeleton!), bull terriers and pit bulls (BEST DAMN DOGS ON EARTH! THEY DO NOT DESERVE THE BAD PRESS THEY GET!!), horses, rastafarians, Holland, tarot cards, fast cars, people who speak curious languages, artists, painting, MUSIC!

I hate - Cruelty to animals, stupidity, ignorance, bad drivers, religious nutters, ring and ride drivers (GAH!), silly little girls who think just because they are sixteen years old they are the dogs bollocks and anyone over the age of 21 is 'old' (get the fuck real!), negative people, cowards, child abuse, violence against women, misogyny, laziness, LIARS AND THIEVES, marzipan, mulled wine, politicians, the smoking ban, emos lmao!!

And a bit more about lil old me -

My fanfics generally come from interest in the person I'm writing about as well as attraction, and it's just something I do for a bit of fun because my work seems to be enjoyed by so many people, and I like to make people happy :) (and a warning right here and now - if you don't like smut - DON'T READ MY SHIT DUDE! It isn't for you!)

I'm a real straight up person, blunt to the point of coming off quite rude at times but that is just me. You want the truth I give you the truth, and if you don't like it then you shouldn't have asked!

I walk through this life with my head held high, and I set my mind to achieving every goal I set for myself day by day. I mean business in my life, nothing and no one will get in my way of my dreams and if they do, I step on them. End of, no one gets in my way, and no one brings me down. I've worked hard to get to the level of self assured confidence I have, and no one can take that from me. Just try, I dare ya :P

People I admire and idolise most-

Marilyn Monroe

Socrates

Courtney Love

Jaco Pastorius

Martin Luther King

My nan :)

Angelina Jolie

Shannon Moore

Hugh Hefner (HE IS A GOD!!)

And a disclaimer herewith regarding ALL my work - EACH STORY IS PRESENTED AS A WORK OF FICTION IN ITS ENTIRETY. NO MONIES ARE BEING MADE OFF IT AND I AM NOT CLAIMING TO KNOW ANY REAL PERSONS USED IN IT EITHER. ALL OC CHARACTERS ARE OF MY OWN CREATION. IF SEX AND SWEARING OFFEND YOU, DO NOT READ MY WORK!

Oh and a little extra note (that I must add I don't mean to sound harsh or bitchy, just truthful) if you read a chapter and don't bother to leave a review you'll find I'll become less bothered about posting new chapters. This fan fiction thing works BOTH WAYS and I do sometimes get a little fed up of working my guts out on a story to receive little credit for it!! Surely this is understandable? It takes longer to read a chapter than it does leave a review!