About me: Yo! My real name is Desmond, but I just like to be called Desi. I'm 18, and love to keep my time occupied with writing fanfiction; though I plan to become an author(I have just finished my first novel and am in the process of getting it edited for mistakes) I think I may still be able to see myself still writing fanfictions on the side in the future, just for fun! I'll have a secret penname, so nobody would be able to guess who I am. :P I live in Conway, South Carolina. My ethnicy, though it probably doesn't matter, is african-american. My gender is male, and my sexual orientation is homosexual. You could say I put the Gay in Gangster. XD! I hope you enjoy my stories!

You can hit me up on Twitter too: https://twitter.com/#!/DesiNelson

Favorite Characters

Twilight(let's start off by saying I HATE Twilight's plot story and the fact that the vamps SPARKLE, but I like a few of the characters):

Emmett: Me and him are kind of the same; big and intimidating, but friendly and easy to get along with. Like Jacob, he's a child at heart. I like the fact that he can go from big bad protector to a little four year old playing video games.

Rosalie: She's bitchy, mean, but she has a very bad past, so of course she would be. Her beauty was what led to her downfall as a human, and she's just so bitter because of it. But of course she has a sweet side, and plus she was the only one who looked at things logically when Bella wanted to be turned. She knew what Bella was giving up, and she tried to convince her that she was making a mistake.

Leah: She's kind of like Rosalie; bitter, but from a broken heart. She seeks a happy ending, and SM, the dumb bimbo, didn't even think to end things were they worked out for Leah. Anywho, she does show some maturity at the end of BD.

Mortal Kombat

Kano: It was the movie adaption version of him that made me fall in love with his character. Trevor Goddard(may he rest in peace) did a great job at portraying him. I loved his Aussie accent and the way he said "baaby" whenever he was near Sonya. The teaser. Now, I'm not a dude that goes after the badboy type, but Kano made it work somehow.

Mileena: She brings the classic evil twin genre back to life! I just love stories where there are evil version of a generally good character. I loved her in MK9. She was so twisted and childlike! Yet, she was very sultry. She had great lines like, "Was it good for you?" and "Don't be mad, eheheheh." She was the most interesting badgirl in my view. And I love her 'Be Mine' fatality, seductive and vicious!

Stryker: I love a sexy cop, what else can I say. The entire time I played the game, I wanted Stryker to show up and put ME in handcuffs. ;* But, other than that, he showed that you didn't have to know fancy martial arts moves to be in Mortal Kombat.

Nightwolf: I got mad love for the natives! But seriously, I liked that he was a character who was well in touch with the spirit world. He was into nature and stuff like that. I'm fascinated by things of that sort. SPOILER: Even though it proved disasterous, it was cool he was able to send Freddy Krueger back to the dreamrealm through a ritual.

Jade: There was just something about Jade's personality that I liked. She was really humble when it came to Shao Kahn(even though he was evil). Plus, she never questioned orders. Aside from all that, she was very logical and tactful.

Shao Kahn: I know I may get some hate for this, but Shao Kahn was so dominative that it was sexy! "Bow to me!" He wouldn't have had to tell me twice. -

Jax: This dude did NOT take any sh*t. It didn't matter who you were, if you came messing with him, he would've opened up a can of whoop-ass on you! XD

Goro: He was the head Shokan in charge. My favorite creature in MK! Four armed is four-warned!(bad joke, I know)

Total Drama Series

Chris: He was so sadistic...that's what made him so AWESOME! He was kind of like a representation of how scummy some reality talk show hosts are. Go figure.

Bridgette: She was so peacful, I loved her. She didn't like conflict and tried to bring her campmates together in the first season.

Cody: The nice guy who cared for Gwen even though she didn't care for him. He even went out of his way to help her and Trent hook up. He was one of the nicest characters on the show.

Harold: He was kind of dorky, but he eventually stood up to his bully(Duncan), something that I've done many times. For that, he's cool in my book!

Dawn: What's there not to like about Dawn?! ...Okay, maybe she was a little...ECCENTRIC, but she was able to "look into a person's aura" and tell what their past traumas were! That was cool! Plus, she was very down to earth and in touch with nature. AND she was very peaceful. I'm not gonna lie, she did sort of remind me of Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter...but that didn't bother me a bit! -

Blaineley: She was sassy...need I say more?

Brick: He was an honorable military kid, and I liked that about him. Even though he got scared from time to time, he would still save his teammates. He was awesome!

Deadman Wonderland

Ganta: He's the protagonist of course! The little dude is freaking adorable at times, but comes through within fight when he needs to. He's not afraid to show how he feels, regardless if he's sad, angry, or stressed.

Minatsuki: Yeah, she started out as a villain, but I grew to like her character. Her anger and hurt over her mother's betrayal was what made me feel for her. I like that she was able to trick people into thinking she was this sweet and innocent girl and then show her true colors. She was kind of funny when she wanted to be, like whenever she was caught nude by someone she would childishly threaten them with death. Ha.

Senji: He was the badass that nearly every series has, but I liked that he served as a big brother figure to Ganta, even AFTER he lost his eye. It was so cool the way he told Ganta not to feel guilty over him losing his eye. He's quite chill.

Shiro: She was so hyper and fun! She was another piece that made the anime absolutely funny. From the constant hunger for pudding to her ways of fighting the robots like they were nothing, she was just postively adorable.

Characters I HATE:

Bella Swan: Don't even get me started on Bella f*cking Swan. You know what? Yes, DO get me started. She is one of the most horrible, boring, whiny, using, trifling, selfish, pathetic protagonists that has ever been my displeasure to read about! The bitch is completely shallow! She was stalked, yes I said STALKED, by some emo vamp boy. He watched her sleep at night, followed her around; if it had been a regular teenage boy doing this, it would have been creepy, but Edward was an exception to her. You know why? Because he was JUST SO BEAUTIFUL! This slut only knew the dude for a few days, and already she was all, "Edward, I love you!" How the hell could she have fallen in love with him so damn fast? They barely exchanged words! There was no build-up, it was just, "Oh, my God, you're so beautiful, I NEVER WANT TO BE AWAY FROM YOU!" Even more fitting of this pathetic excuse for a heroine, is that when her boyfriend leaves, she throws herself off a freaking cliif, among doing other insane actions to see a damn hallucination! To make matters worse, she toys and manipulates the heart of a young boy named Jacob(yes the heartthrob nearly every girl wants to see shirtless), uncaring of his pain. I'm sorry, put this little heffer deserves to die in opinion. Overall, Bella is a terrible main character; she has no personality, she's willing to give up her life and friends and family to be with a boy she's obsessed with. Those are my reasons. Thank you. *bows and walks out*

Deadman Wonderland

Yoh: I effing hated this dude. He was a total prick. He messed around with Ganta's head and then actually had the nerve to exclaim, "What are you doing to my sister?!" to the very person that he was giving the run-around to. I just wanted somebody to just slice his sorry ass open and castrate him like the dog he was. I was literally laughing like a sadist when Minatsuki starting whipped the sh*t out of him.

Rei: IDK, this bitch was creepy. Who the hell giggles and pants like a b*tch in heat from tearing someone's eye out of its socket? I hated her for ripping out Senji's eye.

Battle Royale

Yoshitoki Kuninobu: I just can't understand why so many people were saddened and outraged by thsi character's death! I mean, he sliced Kitano's ass in a juvenile action. He sort of had that execution coming for being such a little punk. Can't say that I felt for him when he died. I may sound cruel but, *shrugs*

Fav Couples:

Jacob x Emmett: Again, I don't like Twilight, but I just can't help but love this couple. I don't see why so many people like to pair Jacob up with Edward. Straight or gay, I don't like the guy. Emmett and Jacob are so alike. I wish they could've had at least some sort of bromance in the story. They're so alike. Both giant loving boys who are kids at heart. They even have the same go-hard personalities. I know that probably didn't explain the full reason why I love this pairing...BUT I JUST FREAKING LOVE IT!

Kano x Sonya: I just love it when two arch-enemies come together. Come on, you HAD to have sensed the sexual tension between them in both the movie and the game! Kano wanted Sonya like no tomorrow! I just really like to ship these two.

Ganta x Senji: One of my favorite yaoi pairings! After I saw the episode in which they fought and Senji congradulated Ganta, I immediately grew to love this pairing. Especially the pity the guilt Ganta felt over Senji losing his eye. I kept seeing in my mind Ganta running forth and throwing himself into Senji's chest, crying his eyes out. Don't ask. -.-

Ganta x Minatsuki: Yet another pairing I have no clue why I like...I just do! I partly hoped that these two would've had something in the series, but I was sad that they didn't at least KISS! Haha, loved the scene when Ganta saw Minatsuki's breasts. Minatsuki did help Ganta briefly during the prison break, and that sort of delusioned me into thinking that she at least felt SOME sort of care for him. XD

Favorite Quotes:

"Do you want to die tonight, Cici?" - Ghostface, Scream 2.

"Was it good for you?" - Mileena, MK9.

"You hang up on me and I'll cut through your neck until I feel bone!" - Ghostface, Scream 4.

"1, 2, Freddy's coming for you. 3, 4, better lock your door. 5, 6, grab a crucifix. 7, 8, gonna stay up late. 9, 10, never sleep again." - Nightmare on Elm Street series.

"What? I'm not even a backdoor virgin anymore thanks to Roman. And by the way, that hurts! I couldn't even go to Flags the next day; I had to stay at home and sit on a bag of frozen peas." Jennifer Check, Jennifer's Body.

"I ALWAYS HAD A THING FOR YA, SID!" Stu Macher, Scream.

"You want my help because your girlfriend's a BIG HO?!" Buffy Summers, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"Now who the FUCK did that?!" Brenda, Scary Movie 3.

"Hello, Clarice." Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs.

"Awwww, poor wittle piggy wiggy. Why don't you jack off in a bottle of formaldehyde and call it our first-born?" Minatsuki Takami, english version of Deadman Wonderland.

"What's your favorite scary movie?" Ghostface, Scream.

"Hardy-Har!" Juliet Starling, Lollipop Chainsaw.

"Juliet! What are listening to right now?! I'm listening to MSI, and they're totally not gay at all! Which I wouldn't mind, because I like gay! Who cares?! Why's it anybody's business who kisses who?!" Rosalind Starling, Lollipop Chainsaw.

Outing from the Heartache

Jacob's Necklace:http://www.evesaddiction.com/images/450/nlz10427.jpg

Conner's Lullaby/Naraku No Hana: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wHPI4EEpTw

An Outing from the Heartache; MY cast(slightly different):

Taylor Lautner as Jacob: http://twilightsagainfo.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/506px-jacob-black-newmoon.jpg

Kellan Lutz as Emmett: http://www.twilightlexicon.com/wp-content/repsaj/2006/03/emmett-cullen.jpg

Peter Facinelli as Carlisle: http://media.nj.com/centraljersey_impact/photo/peter-facinelli-twilight-blood-drivejpg-56f0a8837b81becc.jpg

Elizabeth Reaser as Esme: http://images.wikia.com/twilightsaga/images/0/00/NMEsme.jpg

Shawn Roberts as Mickey(OC): http://shechive.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/eye-candy-shawn-roberts-9.jpg?w=500&h=725

Ashley Greene as Alice: http://images.wikia.com/twilightsaga/images/2/24/Todotwilightsaga-promosbd1-mq-2.jpg

Jackson Rathbone as Jasper: http://www3.images.coolspotters.com/photos/244288/colour-contact-lenses-and-jasper-hale-gallery.jpg

Rob Pattinson as Edward: http://images.paraorkut.com/img/pics/images/e/edward_cullen-12464.jpg

Kristen Stewart as Bella: http://www.twilightseries.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/bella3.jpeg

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people

should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore... I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST! I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13 I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals. I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself. I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE. I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER! I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian. I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too. I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake I DON"T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems