eando4ever17
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since: 11-26-08, id: 1752659, Profile Updated: 01-30-11
country: USA
Author has written 14 stories for Law and Order: SVU, House, M.D., In Plain Sight, Lie to Me, Castle, and Bones.

When he looks at me,
I feel like I can't breathe,
I feel his gaze upon my face,
I know my heart begins to race,

And then the world starts spinning,
My love for him is winning,
Screw the rules and regulations,
I'll deny the allegations,

If I kiss him on the lips,
And his hands go on my hips,
It will be worth it all,
For when he's with me I cannot fall,

And I can only rise,
Stand tall through my demise,
And know our love is true,
As we kiss under the sky's clear blue.

Written by me, as to what I hope to have one day.

And if you didn't know, I am not only a writer of fanfiction, but a poet as well :)

I hope that you will read and enjoy my stories, along with review - a happy writer is a productive writer!(:

A few things about me below:

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"Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his Abnormally Large Nose Out of other people's business."
"Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape Is An Ugly Git"
"Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an Idiot Like That Everbecame a professor."
"Mr. Wormtail bids professor Snape good day, and advises him to Wash His Hair, The Slimeball"

Bold the ones that fit you

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I GOT SICK so I MUST be bulimic.
I WEAR GLASSES so I MUST be a nerd.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm POPULAR so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm FRIENDLY so I MUST be fake.
I DO SCHOOL CLUBS so I MUST be a suck up.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm MEXICAN, I I MUST steal everything I don't have.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I ACT DIFFERENT so I MUST be a show-off.
I DON'T DO FASHION so I MUST be poor.
I HAVE NO FACEBOOK so I MUST have no friends.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm TALENTED so I MUST be a conceited show-off.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I LIKE A "LOSER" so I MUST be one too.
I WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST be a slut.
I DON'T WEAR MAKEUP so I MUST "think i'm all that".
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm an HONEST PERSON, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm an ACTRESS so I MUST be a liar.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm A WRITER so I MUST be crazy.
I LIKE SCHOOL so I MUST be a loser
I like DANCING, So I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I TALK TO BOYS so I MUST be a slut.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I WRITE SAD POETRY so I MUST be emo.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a big DICK.
I LIKE TO READ so I MUST have no life.
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.
I have BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm SLOVAK, so I MUST be blonde haired and blue eyed.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm BI so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I LIKE TO LOOK GOOD so I MUST be insecure.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be fucked up.
I LIKE TO SING so I MUST be some "pop star".
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
i'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm sort of GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I Love SHOPPING so I must be rich.
I'm an OG so I must be Mexican.
I DO STUDENT GOVERMENT so I MUST be a class-act suck-up.
I TRY so I MUST be an over-acheiver
i act freaking CRAZY so i must be craving attention.
i LAUGH ALL THE TIME so i must be a party girl.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST be either a football (soccer) obsessed drugee/alcoholic or a rich and snobby with high society english.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I GO TO A NEEK SCHOOL, so I MUST have no social life.
I'm a GEEK, so I MUST not swear or talk about sex
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE and IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I agree with some cases of ABORTION so i MUST be heartless.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

I didn't trip...
I was testing Gravity!
It still works.

if you can't live for yourself

live for that girl down the street that cries to sleep
live for the boy next door falling in love with the girl on the first floor
live for those girls who need to learn a lesson in popularity
live for the guys who get made fun of cause they don't play sports
live for the kids who get stereotyped every day
live for those people who aren't happy with who they are
live for the ones that died and can't live anymore
live for the people that hate the things they've done
live for the ones that need to learn to live

when we're 90 and our grandchildren say something and we make a that's what she said joke out of it, we will still be seen as juvenile and that's okay. it's what i do, no matter how inappropriate and disturbing. (that's what she said...)

Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation.

This morning, I walked into the kitchen to find my Dad drinking his coffee. When he took a big sip, I told him I was pregnant. He spit it out all over the table. I'm his son.

Today, my mom texted me asking how my weekend was. Thinking I was funny, I texted back saying, "It was a blur of illegal drug usage and unprotected sex.". Her response- "You too?". Well played, mother, well played.

On Halloween, I opened the door to some trick-or-treaters. They were dressed as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape. They started making a ticking noise and proceeded to sing from the Mysterious Ticking noise. At the end, they all shouted "Boom" in unison and fell over. Another kid dressed like Voldemort came and finished the song. I gave them all of the candy I had.

Today, my 6 year old son came home from school and showed me a project that he did in school. The project was to make up their dream job for when they are grown up. Apparently he wants to have a 'blow job' where he gets to blow up things all day long. I wonder how hard it was for his teacher to keep a straight face throughout his presentation.

Today, we were talking about heredity in science class. One student asked, "Well, my hair is blond, but both of my parents' hair is brown." The teacher then asked, "What color is the mailman's hair?" Awesome teacher.

Today, a boy was texting under his desk. The teacher called on him and said "Your either texting or playing with your penis, neither of which you should be doing." Awesome teacher.

Today, my brother asked my mom why wearing no underwear is called "commando." She replied, "Because commando means you're ready to attack.". My mom just got significantly cooler.

Today, I was learning "Carol of the Bells" with my theatre's touring group. The end of the song goes "Ding Dong Ding Ding Dong", with the last word being held for several counts. Our vocal director kept yelling "HOLD YOUR DONGS!!" and couldn't understand why everyone was laughing.

Today, I watched a show about women who didn't know they were pregnant. I began to freak out thinking that I could be pregnant at this very moment. Then I realized I've never had sex.

Today, my teacher was giving the class a lecture. He randomly said "Raise your hand if you're listening." I wasn't paying attention, so I just sat there. Then he came over to my desk and asked "Why isn't your hand up?" So I replied "You didn't say Simon says." I got candy.

Today, in Spanish class, my teacher asked everyone to take turns telling the class why they’ve chosen to learn Spanish. The 16 year old pregnant girl that sits in front of me seriously said, “My baby is half Mexican, and I want to be able to understand it when it’s born.”


1. The Road to Recovery Changes Everything » reviews
Kathleen witnesses a horrible crime, which leads to one thing and then to another when it concerns our two favorite detectives...EO eventually : THIS IS NOW BEING UPDATED EVERY WEDNESDAY.:
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-9-11 - Published: 6-25-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler
2. Broken Angel reviews
"She was on a street. It was dark, so it must be night." - Oneshot Character death eo
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-10 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete
3. What If » reviews
Rewrite of "Aliens in a Spaceship"; the title is self-explainitory. Rated T for future chapters; BB, Hodgela
Bones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan
4. Distant reviews
Just a little fluff ficlett i found floating around...BB. FLUFF.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete
5. All is Fair in Love and War reviews
How had they ended up like this?" - Kate Beckett must choose between two things; independance and happiness. Which will it be? CASTLE/BECKETT. rated K for now, it could get a bit more heated up later...*wink wink*
Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-10 - Rick C. & Kate B.
6. The Callian Chronicals: Book One reviews
After signifigant event in Gillian's life, she must be brought back to her old self by Cal Lightman. But the question is, can he save his Fallen Angel? CALLIAN
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-26-09 - Gillian F. & Cal L.
7. Unexpected Offer reviews
House and Cuddy have been dating for about a year when I write this, Rachel had neer existed, so for the sole purpose of this fic, Rchel does NOT exist . Everything is going great, when a special Hopital Christmas Ball comes up...Slightly AU. Huddy.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-26-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy
8. A Party, Christmas Eve, and Mistletoe reviews
Just what the title says! Cal takes Gillian to the annual lightman group christmas party! lots of surprises, and yet the characters are still in character, so dont worry about OOCness! R&R Loves! ONE-SHOT. Callian and some Loker/Torres. COMPLETE
Lie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-3-09 - Cal L. & Gillian F. - Complete
9. The Next Day reviews
This is basically the REAL reaction that Marshall had when he found out that Mary was engaged to Raph...Plus, it also includes some very...*AHEM*...Mary/Marshall moments, if you get my drift *wink wink* COMPLETE no smut though, sorry folks *tear*
In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete
10. A Shock Thing reviews
Ummm...post-joy, i have a summary inside lol - HUDDY ONE-SHOT
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-09 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete
11. A Captain's Faint Musings reviews
An insight to what the captain thinks...references to EO - this is sort of like a documentary in a way...of some sort, anyway! I said that El and Liv were the characters b/c this is about them...so i thought it fit.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete
12. A Very Merry Christmas » reviews
El and Liv get WAY closer at Christmas thanks to a prank...rated teen to be sure, the first chapter is pretty mellow, but I can't promise anything for further chapters *evil grin*. Romance eventually, im still not sure WHERE this story is going to go! EO!
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete
13. A Day In The Park reviews
Elliot, Olivia, and twins - all in all the perfect day in the park. Fluff. One-Shot. EO.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-24-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete
14. A Trip to the Coffee Shop reviews
An unexpected confession completes EO. One-Shot. COMPLETE.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-24-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete
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