| eando4ever17 |
Author has written 14 stories for Law and Order: SVU, House, M.D., In Plain Sight, Lie to Me, Castle, and Bones. When he looks at me, And then the world starts spinning, If I kiss him on the lips, And I can only rise, Written by me, as to what I hope to have one day. And if you didn't know, I am not only a writer of fanfiction, but a poet as well :) I hope that you will read and enjoy my stories, along with review - a happy writer is a productive writer!(: A few things about me below: ╔══╦══╦══╗ you have been diagnosed "Mr. Moony presents his compliments to Professor Snape, and begs him to keep his Abnormally Large Nose Out of other people's business." Bold the ones that fit you I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I didn't trip... if you can't live for yourself live for that girl down the street that cries to sleep when we're 90 and our grandchildren say something and we make a that's what she said joke out of it, we will still be seen as juvenile and that's okay. it's what i do, no matter how inappropriate and disturbing. (that's what she said...) Last night, after I thought all of the trick-or-treaters were gone, a boy of about 14 years of age came to my house. He was dressed all in red. Instead of saying 'trick-or-treat', he said 'I'm your period, sorry I'm late.' He got my last jumbo bag of candy, and he restored all of my faith in his generation. This morning, I walked into the kitchen to find my Dad drinking his coffee. When he took a big sip, I told him I was pregnant. He spit it out all over the table. I'm his son. Today, my mom texted me asking how my weekend was. Thinking I was funny, I texted back saying, "It was a blur of illegal drug usage and unprotected sex.". Her response- "You too?". Well played, mother, well played. On Halloween, I opened the door to some trick-or-treaters. They were dressed as Dumbledore, Harry, Hermione, Ron, and Snape. They started making a ticking noise and proceeded to sing from the Mysterious Ticking noise. At the end, they all shouted "Boom" in unison and fell over. Another kid dressed like Voldemort came and finished the song. I gave them all of the candy I had. Today, my 6 year old son came home from school and showed me a project that he did in school. The project was to make up their dream job for when they are grown up. Apparently he wants to have a 'blow job' where he gets to blow up things all day long. I wonder how hard it was for his teacher to keep a straight face throughout his presentation. Today, we were talking about heredity in science class. One student asked, "Well, my hair is blond, but both of my parents' hair is brown." The teacher then asked, "What color is the mailman's hair?" Awesome teacher. Today, a boy was texting under his desk. The teacher called on him and said "Your either texting or playing with your penis, neither of which you should be doing." Awesome teacher. Today, my brother asked my mom why wearing no underwear is called "commando." She replied, "Because commando means you're ready to attack.". My mom just got significantly cooler. Today, I was learning "Carol of the Bells" with my theatre's touring group. The end of the song goes "Ding Dong Ding Ding Dong", with the last word being held for several counts. Our vocal director kept yelling "HOLD YOUR DONGS!!" and couldn't understand why everyone was laughing. Today, I watched a show about women who didn't know they were pregnant. I began to freak out thinking that I could be pregnant at this very moment. Then I realized I've never had sex. Today, my teacher was giving the class a lecture. He randomly said "Raise your hand if you're listening." I wasn't paying attention, so I just sat there. Then he came over to my desk and asked "Why isn't your hand up?" So I replied "You didn't say Simon says." I got candy. Today, in Spanish class, my teacher asked everyone to take turns telling the class why they’ve chosen to learn Spanish. The 16 year old pregnant girl that sits in front of me seriously said, “My baby is half Mexican, and I want to be able to understand it when it’s born.” | |||||||
1. The Road to Recovery Changes Everything » reviewsKathleen witnesses a horrible crime, which leads to one thing and then to another when it concerns our two favorite detectives...EO eventually : THIS IS NOW BEING UPDATED EVERY WEDNESDAY.:Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,028 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 2-9-11 - Published: 6-25-09 - O. Benson & E. Stabler2. Broken Angel reviews"She was on a street. It was dark, so it must be night." - Oneshot Character death eoLaw and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-18-10 - O. Benson & E. Stabler - Complete3. What If » reviewsRewrite of "Aliens in a Spaceship"; the title is self-explainitory. Rated T for future chapters; BB, HodgelaBones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-24-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan4. Distant reviewsJust a little fluff ficlett i found floating around...BB. FLUFF.Bones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 485 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-16-10 - S. Booth & T. Brennan - Complete5. All is Fair in Love and War reviewsHow had they ended up like this?" - Kate Beckett must choose between two things; independance and happiness. Which will it be? CASTLE/BECKETT. rated K for now, it could get a bit more heated up later...*wink wink*Castle - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-16-10 - Rick C. & Kate B.6. The Callian Chronicals: Book One reviewsAfter signifigant event in Gillian's life, she must be brought back to her old self by Cal Lightman. But the question is, can he save his Fallen Angel? CALLIANLie to Me - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-26-09 - Gillian F. & Cal L.7. Unexpected Offer reviewsHouse and Cuddy have been dating for about a year when I write this, Rachel had neer existed, so for the sole purpose of this fic, Rchel does NOT exist . Everything is going great, when a special Hopital Christmas Ball comes up...Slightly AU. Huddy.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-26-09 - G. House & L. Cuddy8. A Party, Christmas Eve, and Mistletoe reviewsJust what the title says! Cal takes Gillian to the annual lightman group christmas party! lots of surprises, and yet the characters are still in character, so dont worry about OOCness! R&R Loves! ONE-SHOT. Callian and some Loker/Torres. COMPLETELie to Me - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 8-3-09 - Cal L. & Gillian F. - Complete9. The Next Day reviewsThis is basically the REAL reaction that Marshall had when he found out that Mary was engaged to Raph...Plus, it also includes some very...*AHEM*...Mary/Marshall moments, if you get my drift *wink wink* COMPLETE no smut though, sorry folks *tear*In Plain Sight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,045 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 7-30-09 - Complete10. A Shock Thing reviewsUmmm...post-joy, i have a summary inside lol - HUDDY ONE-SHOTHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-09 - L. Cuddy & G. House - Complete11. A Captain's Faint Musings reviewsAn insight to what the captain thinks...references to EO - this is sort of like a documentary in a way...of some sort, anyway! I said that El and Liv were the characters b/c this is about them...so i thought it fit.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-10-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete12. A Very Merry Christmas » reviewsEl and Liv get WAY closer at Christmas thanks to a prank...rated teen to be sure, the first chapter is pretty mellow, but I can't promise anything for further chapters *evil grin*. Romance eventually, im still not sure WHERE this story is going to go! EO!Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-10-09 - Published: 4-25-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete13. A Day In The Park reviewsElliot, Olivia, and twins - all in all the perfect day in the park. Fluff. One-Shot. EO.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-24-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete14. A Trip to the Coffee Shop reviewsAn unexpected confession completes EO. One-Shot. COMPLETE.Law and Order: SVU - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-24-09 - E. Stabler & O. Benson - Complete