Welcome! I will be your stunning host this evening, the ever wonderful Amaya!

...Wow...You guys are awesome. I'll see you all at the 'Making An Author Feel Unloved' Awards -_-

Right, well down to buissness. I am an amateur author with too much inspiration clouding my young innocent mind, which is the main reason im here. So no, contrary to the popular belief, I am not here to entertain you. I only write purely for myself (Ooohhhhh, need some ice for that burn?). Well...I guess I write a little bit to entertain you...But only a little! I guess I should tell you a bit about myself then (damn). I'm obviously a girl or a really gay guy - I'll just let you choose - and as mentioned earliar I love writing and pretending to be a ninja.

Um...Let's seeeeee...I hate all forms of cherries and all forms of corn (...), and I love...your mom? No, that's not right...God, why is it so hard to think of things under pressure?! All you need to know is that I'm awesome. Case and point.

Now on to the fun stuff!

WARNINGS

- I am pretty much the definition of the word pervert. You have been warned...

- I am also the definiton of the word procrastinator. So if I start a story and then don't add another chapter for three months, I dont want to hear a single complaint. I mean come on!

- I also DESPISE (see I put in bold, italics, capitilization, and I underlined it) BUCKCHERRY. Yes, you heard me. The band Buckcherry is on the very top of my extremly long HATE list. First of all, his voice sounds like an innocent squirrel being brutally raped, and the douche of a lead singer just thinks hes so fucking cool, with all his tattoos and greasy hair and DAMNIT! I HATE BUCKCHERRY! I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN AND MURDER THEM WITH MY BARE HANDS!...Right. Well now you know.

Attention Well hey there! I would like to announce that I'm creating a second account on Fanfiction. This account will be dedicated to all the yaoi/slash that I've written, and have sort of just...sitting around...In case you weren't aware, I'm a major fangirl of slash But I know for a fact that alot of my fanbase probably isn't. Since I write SakuraCentric stories and all...

But if you ARE a fangirl - just like meh - than the name of this new account will be called 'Hardwood Studios' (pun most definitely intended). I won't have anything posted on it for at least a weak, but I'm in a very...perveted mood...So check it out if you so desire, my lovelies! And er...forgive my absense from the stories I do happen to have currently posted *coughs awkwardly*

http://www.fanfiction.net/hardwoodstudios

Dedication Corner [yes, I know it's a queer name]

Eh, this little sliver of my profile is just something I decided to randomly do, cause I'm awesome like that. It's basically a brief dedication to a few people who I think are the sexiest fuckers alive

Kimmy-Co You're so mean to me! But I know you only say all those hurtful words cause you looooooveeeeee meh! Don't deny, bitch! You're super awesome [when you aren't hurtin my feelins *sniff] and lovely! Like a spider! You're as beautiful as a Black Widow!! Oh yea, see how damn creative I am?! Eat it, whores! But seriously, you're supportive in your own hurtful ways, and I love you for it -

FuzzyShadowFoxx This amazing individual has brougtht much joy to my life in the time I've known her! How, you ask? Becuse she offered to be my betareader! Do you know how badly I needed one of those? Pretty damn badly! But not only does she Beta my stories like a proffessional badass, but her personality amuses me greatly. I love to be amused :3 So thank you FuzzehChan! I owe you my LIFE! Well...Maybe not my life, but you get it *cough*

Updates [For those of you who actually read my shit, and wonder what's going to be updated next, this is where I'll tell you. Isn't that so nice of me?]

I'm going to list off my priorities in number form, so pay attention!

1) Entertainment (Chapter 5) - I'm starting with this because I can write it in like five friggin seconds, and a lot of people really like it. I don't want to hear any complaints about how long it's been since I've updated 'The List'! I just got back into Naruto, and I want to write some bloody cannon! *mutters* I'll get to the List eventually...

2) Hands of Light (Chapter 6) - Ahhhhh! I can't wait to write this! Sakura's going to Itachi's time period (before the Massacre), and that's my favorite time travel setting! Itachi won't know what hit him! Shannaro! *cough* Yeah...

3) The List (Chapter 10) - This is my most popular story, so I really should have this as number one...But I just REALLY want to write Canon-Verse. Either Hands of Light or Quantum Entanglement, but not this -.- But the fans want what the fans want! So...I'm working on it, alright? Get off my bloody case!

4) Quantum Entanglement (Chapter3 ) - Ya know what? I don't even care if this story is popular! I am SO proud of the second chapter, and I'm going to keep on writing this story until it's finished, even if I get like...ONE review a chapter!

5) Kindergarden Oneshot Okay, so I know this idea is suuuuuper cliche, but it's about Sakura's first day of kindergarden and naturally she's not happy about it! But then all the little boys in the class get into childish fights over her and such! So it's definitely MultiSaku, and it's going to be adorable! *gushes*

6) HidanxSakura OR ShikamaruxSakura Oneshot I don't know which pairing I'm going to do, but I think both pairings deserve more recognition than they've recieved thus far! I love Shikamaru and I love Hidan, so damnit - They at least deserve a bloody oneshot!