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Author has written 1 story for Prince of Tennis. ~Things Found Only in America~ 1. Only in America - can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance. ╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your ╔╗╔═╦ Paste this in your channel ╔══╗ ║(o)║ I Luv Music ...but not very much American music. (LOL messed up Ipod) --///-\\\--If you have ever felt You Say Pink EMOS- "Look at the world where unicorns poop out butterflies!" Oh my smurf jelly oatmeal cookie CRAPCAKES! 7 (((((True love))))) -In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then copy this into your profile. XXX Because: A bitch is a female dog. A dog barks. An bark is on a tree. The tree is in nature. And nature is BEAUTIFUL! 100 WAYS TO TELL YOU'RE BECOMING/HAVE BECOME A WEREWOLF 1. The mailman starts to wear chain mail.2. Your dentist is frightened of you.3. Dogs around the place begin to smell your ass when you go walking.4. Your own dog begins to piss around the house to establish its territory.5. You tell your parents you want a bone for your birthday.6. You keep hearing ants walking around on the carpet when you're trying to get to sleep at night.7. You get visited by this big Native American figure in your dreams who gives you a can of dogfood and tells you to buy a flea collar because you'll need it.8. Pets around the neighbourhood begin moving out.9. Those pets that don't move out either end up mysteriously dead or even more mysteriously pregnant.10. Some guy called Storm calls you and asks you if you want to go to some place called Eau Claire. (smirk)11. Someone else called Warwick Moss calls and asks when and where he can interview you, telling you to 'come as you are'. (One for the Austrailians)12. You look at your dog and begin drooling for no humanly apparent reason.13. You fall in with a bunch of people who like going out every full moon, eating pizza and howling at the sky (UMP! UMP!)14. You have chronic halitosis from eating raw meat all the time.15. You don't need a blanket durring the winter months.16. You wake up naked, five miles from home, and you haven't been on a pub crawl. (Where the fuck am I!?)17. You begin rubbing your urine over your posessions to make sure your brothers and/or sisters don't steal them.18. Your fingernails make masturbation very interesting.19. You develop an aversion to dinner parties from all the silverware they use.20. Your female partner complains that now you have one off night a month.21. You can't drive or catch the bus since you get kicked off for sticking your head out the window all the time.22. You begin to think that the werewolves from 'The Howling' aren't scary, but in fact quite cute and cuddly!23. You can't hear the radio during the full moon because of all the howling.24. When you walk down the road at night, people compliment you on your makeup skills!25. You find yourself needing to shave every three hours.26. You don't need your partner to suck you off since now you can do it yourself..27. ..and they don't want to have sex with you while you're moulting.28. Your girlfriend likes you because your fur gives better traction, plus your tongue is longer and more fun than your penis!29. You stop reading "PlayBoy" and start reading "Talk to the Animals." (?)30. You find the legs of your houseguests very arousing.31. You never perform coitus interruptus, mostly because you can't get out for another 20 minutes after orgasm.32. Your wife always wonders why there is no water in the toilet every morning.33. You find the missionary position uncomfortable.34. You watch nature documentaries instead of porno films.35. You find that you're the one making noises during sex, and not your wife.36. You dump your girlfriend for this ripe German Shepherd bitch over the road.37. You don't need earphones to enjoy music on your I-pod. In fact, you don't even need to be in the house! (That is kind of a trick question sort of thing)38. Your clothes, hat and sunglasses don't fit anymore.39. You need to clean out your hairbrush four times per hour.40. You find out just how useful opposable digits really are.41. You're terrified of the vet from hearing about this thing called ... "neutering".42. You don't go jogging in the morning ... you chase cars!43. Your S.O. keeps wondering why their silver jewellry keeps disappearing.44. You have this urge to be walking... all the time. (on a Constant, Always, Never Ending walk)45. You can't seem to resist smelling fire hydrants.46. You don't like to share your food.47. You raise your leg to a urinal. (or toilet)48. Crows tend to flock nearby, or follow you around. (Damn Birds)49. You consider the Alaskan gov't as mortal enemies.50. You turn around 3 times before lying down.51. You run at the sight of a leash.52. You growl at the neighbours.53. You find it time consuming to sew tail-holes in your jeans, only to lose them the next night.54. Cartoons look more like everyday dramas.55. Your drain keeps plugging up with loose fur from the shower.56. Fetch sounds exciting.57. Meeting your hungry S.O. makes you want to throw up (for them - regurgitation)58. The fur you keep vacuuming up is not your pet's.59. Muzzle-prints on all the windows...60. Worming tablets in the medicine chest...61. Uses flea-powder instead of deodorant...62. You comb your hair with a metal dog-grooming comb (yes, I do this... gets me some seriously odd looks at school!)63. All the PCs and X-window displays in your office have pictures of seriously yiffy canines as the background wallpaper.64. Drool stains all over the keyboards of the computers in (63)65. You remember the names of people's dogs, but not the names of the people themselves. (Me)66. Your URL hotlist contains only pointers to veterinary/canine sites.67. You are on first-name terms with all the staff at your local veterinary clinic.68. The major beneficiary in your will has four legs.69. The lady serving you the fast food looks tastier than the food. (side order of tits please)70. You get an urge to catch frisbees in your mouth ... alot.71. The elastic in your underwear becomes a major problem.72. You have to brush furballs from the inside of your clothes.73. You look at werewolf morphing scenes and say to yourself, "That's not how it really happens!", and then you laugh at the movie.74. You feel like shit during the New Moon but you're okay again by the Full moon.75. You turn to someone on a plane and tell him about your nocturnal adventures, recalling in precise detain something you didn't even know about yourelf, until it's too late..76. You wake up with a leg in your mouth.77. You wake up with a leg riddled with bloody bite marks and chunk ripped out of it in your mouth.78. You wake up biting a leg and ripping chunks out of it.79. You find yourself unable to walk on two legs, open doors, type, read, tell the time, talk, and NOT sniff your own crotch. (I dont know why, but I wish I was flexible enough to do that.)80. People run away from you in the street without any obvious motive for doing so.81. You cried out loud when the wolf got shot in 'Dances With Wolves' and you sobbed for the rest of the afternoon.82. You play Tangerine Dream's "Through Metamorphic Rock" over and over, howling in chorus with it.83. You wonder how much it'd cost all up to move to Alaska.84. You destroy every ticking object within a hundred metres of your bedroom because you just can't get to sleep.85. You nearly die of suffocation when you walk through any perfume section of any department store, and sneze uncontrollably for the rest of the afternoon.86. You make guttural grunting noises whilst rubbing up against a tree to scratch your back because nobody else wants to get fur under their nails.87. You hang out at lycanthrope.com day and night.88. You hang out on FurryMUCK day and night.89. You get hot flashes all over your body, suddenly feeling faint, and something in your head is crying "Let me out!" in a dangerose booming voice that ecoes threw-out your head for the rest of the day.90. You get an intense sunburnt feeling over most of your body, but you've not been out in the sun for days.91. People hold silver crosses to your head when you walk into a New Age shop (which don't do much to or for you, by the way.)92. You never have a full recollection of the night of the full moon. ("Something about.. meatloaf ?")93. You begin to stop referring to yourself by your real name and urge your friends to call you "Snowrunner" or other names of the like.94. You devote large periods of time at night before you go to bed to meditation to bring out the other side of you. (gulp)95. You begin to create stories, songs, pictures and ideas which use the werewolf as a point of focus. Only about ten of them a week though. (smirk)96. You save every last cent you have to make a furry suit out of wool and skulk around the house late at night frightening the cats. (my cousin when he forgets to take his ADD medicen)97. You have dreams about this place called... Dover... (?)98. You piss at a practically vertical angle, so you have to go by a tree all the time. (LOL)99. You can't watch TV anymore because it's so damn flickery.100. One night, you're sitting at home. Suddenly, you growl loudly and start to make other feral noises, and begin to feel very strange, almost like jelly. Your body begins to heat up like an oven, and you lose all sense of anything. Gradually, you come to, walk out the door, and espy yourself a mirror on the way out. Back at you stares the biggest damn wolf you're ever gonna see. And that wolf .. is you !Copy this onto your profile to spread the fun! If a hobo stole your wallet what would you do? stare at him for a moment shake my fist at him stop and do the slap and run thing ._.' THIS ISNT A JOKE! IT ACTUALLY HELPS YOU FIGURE OUT A COUPLE OF KEY THINGS! Either grab a writing utensil and a piece of paper or just remember your answers. Apparently Don't peek at the answers, because it ruins it. 1) If you are strait write the first name of a person of the opposite sex that pops into you head. If your gay, write the name of the person of the same sex that pops into your head. If you bi, than write the name of the first person that pops into your head... (it has to be the first) 2) What is you favorite color out of red,black,blue,green,yellow? 3) Your first initial? 4) Your month of birth? 5) Which color do you like more,black or white? 6) Name a person of the same sex as yours. 7) Your favorite number? 8) Do you like california or florida more? 9) Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10) Write down a wish(a realistic one) ARE YOU DONE? IF SO SCROLL DOWN. (DON'T CHEAT...FOOL...) THE ANSWERS; 1. You are completly in love with this person. 2. If you choose: Red-You are alert and you life is full of love. Black-You are consertive and aggressive Green-Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back Blue-You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love. Yellow-You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down. 3.If you initial is: A-K You have alot of love and friendship in your life. L-R You try to live you life to the maximimum and your love life is soon to blossom. S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good. 4.If you were born in: Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you will fall in love with someone totally unexpected. April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last very long but the memories will last forever. July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate. 5.If you choose; Black: Your life will take on a diffrent direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change. White: You will have a friend who completly confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it. 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you will have in your lifetime. 8. If you choose: California: You like adventure Florida: You are a laid back person 9.If you choose: Lake: You are loyal to your friends and to you love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people. 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLITIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. U-peed-on-my Sauce-cake Uchiha Sasuke you mean http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1666564/Sakura_Uchiha_Hyuuga_no_Sabaku http://www.fanfiction.net/search.php?type=story&plus_keywords=School+Girl+Sakura+Haruno&minus_keywords=&match=any&categoryid=1402&sort=0&genreid=0&subgenreid=0&characterid=2041&subcharacterid=0&words=0 "I’m a bitch, but not yours." If i dont call you When i walk away from you mad When i stare at your mouth When i push you or hit you When i start cussing at you When im quiet When i ignore you When i pull away When you see me at my worst When you see me start crying When you see me walking When i'm scared When i lay my head on your shoulder When i grab at your hands When i tease you When i dont answer for a long time When i look at you with doubt When i say that i like you When i bump into you When i tell you a secret When i look at you in your eyes When i miss you When you break my heart When i say its over 'I Hear Voices And They Don't Like you' ‘First rule of Science: Never spit into the wind’ I went to a birthday party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink at all, So I had a Sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't choose to drink and drive, Though some friends said I should. I knew I made a healthy choice and, Your advice to me was right, As the party finally ended, And the kids drove out of sight. I got into my own car, Sure to get home in one piece, Never knowing what was coming, Something I expected least. Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, "The kid that caused this wreck was drunk." His voice seems far away. My own blood is all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, "This girl is going to die." I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high, Because he chose to drink and drive, That I would have to die. So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? But now the pain is cutting me, Like a hundred stabbing knives. Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave, And when I go to heaven, Put "Daddy's Girl" on my grave. Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his mom and dad had, I'd still be alive. My breath is getting shorter, I'm getting really scared. These are my final moments, And I'm so unprepared. I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and good-bye. DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE! | |||||||||
1. As They Meet Again » reviewsEchizen Ryoma came back from the States and is attending Seishun Gakuen High. Sakuno is not there anymore, but it seems that there is going to be a "new" transfer student. Who could this be? Everyone seems to know who this person is!Prince of Tennis - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-19-09 - Published: 8-7-09 - Ryuzaki S.
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